We better leave some $$$$$$ for that Arctic Contingency Operation we're going to be needing.

Two comments:

1. In the video, the metrosexual young man with the Clark Kent glasses seated behind and to the left of Timmy "The Ratface" Geithner looks like a skin job, AKA a Terminator.
2. Does anyone recall being kissed before getting screwed by Obama and his minions?  That used to be polite tradition.

THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS ISSUING THE FOLLOWING ALERT

Due to the increased demand of our zeroes, they are now in short supply.  Please conserve your zeroes.  The Federal government needs all we can get.  During the wars in other countries we asked you to conserve certain items so that our soldiers fighting over there would have the food and supplies they needed.

Your country is calling on you again to show your patriotism by conserving our zeroes.  This time we need more zeroes.  There are more zeroes going out than coming in.  Please cut back on your use of them.  If you have any extras, please turn them in to us.

Please send your extra zeroes to:

Secretary of the Treasury

Timothy F. Geithner

1500 Pennsylvania Avenue NW

Washington DC 20220

He will make sure they are distributed where they are needed most.  He is an expert on zeroes.

Secretary Geithner feels that if we can link enough of the zeroes together we can end our financial crisis.  Right now there aren’t enough zeroes to form a long enough link.  You could be “THE MISSING LINK” that supplies the zero that makes the number big enough to end the financial crisis.  It is your duty as a citizen of the USA to do your part in saving, collecting, and sending us your zeroes.

You could start a local drive to collect zeroes, just like they did during the wars to collect metals and other items.  Any patriotic citizen would be proud to give your group their extra zeroes.  You will be a hero to your community and to your county.

As we did with the wars we fought all over the world, we need to pull together as a nation to end the financial crisis.  We need to send Secretary Geithner all the ammunition he needs to fight this war.  He needs your zeroes.  It would be tragic if  we were only one zero short of our goal.  Don’t be THAT missing zero.  If a soldier runs out of bullets, they have little chance of serving.  If Secretary Geithner runs out of zeroes, we could loose this war.

TRAVELING IN OTHER COUNTRIES

If you travel to other countries, and they let you get some zeroes, please get as many as you can.  Even if you can only get a few, that will help us end this economic crisis that much sooner.  A zero is the same in any country, so the ones they use in the country you visit will work her in the USA.  There is no limit on how many you may bring into the USA.  Customs has been alerted, and any zeroes you bring in will be collected there.  They will expedite the transfer of your zeroes to Secretary Geithner.

WAYS TO SAVE YOUR ZEROES

(1)  When you pay for items, don’t pay in even dollars.  Pay the exact cents of the bill.  That will give you two zeroes on most transaction.

(2)  Pay for each item individually instead of all of them at once, following rule number (1).