Only in the Bizarro World do you have people like this preaching Global Warming when it snowed in Malibu, there were 6" of snow in Las Vegas, ice storms across the country, 20" - 30" of snow already in the northern sections of the country, and frigid cold weather in the northerm tier and east coast.

How do people possibly explain the weather we are having and then say we are in a global warming emergency. Are there that many ignorant people in this world?

Santa's going green alright, NOT!  He's burning thousands of barrels of fuel oil in order to heat the greenhouse that is growing the hundreds of bushels of corn and grain that is required to feed his reindeer stock, grain that would otherwise be used to produce ethanol.

Obama: My job is above my pay grade

Only fighting Global Warming?  I'm shocked that Lewis didn't make Santa out to be a vegan Marxist activist fighting for gay rights and flag-burning. Come to think of it, he does look a little gay in that cartoon.

Trendy, trendy, in the modern U.S. , everything revolves around political correctness, and what is trendy. All of the correct thinking progressives (liberals) will buy this book for their children and grandchildren. They will all get a warm glow when they pay for it, because they know they're saving the world. Next year it will be something else.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.  Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. ----- Groucho Marx

Hmmm, let's not be too hasty, we could decommercialize Christmas by saying getting only ONE present is being green.  How consciousness raising will getting only one present at Christmas be for the little eco-tots be?

Then there's those Whos from Whoville, eco-criminals all. 

Who knew the Grinch (green in color if I'm not mistaken) was the hero after all.

Those devious Whos, with CindyLou Who being the most devious of all. 

They brainwashed the poor Grinch to believe he was bad after all.

Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, starving the poor one gallon of ethanol at a time. Fill your tank with E85 and cull a village.

Flash!!!Christmas 2008 is being canceled, unless Santa Gets bailout help from Senators.

One requirement: Reindeer can no longer defecate along the route around the world. Deer must be green Red Noses no longer acceptable.

2nd Requirement: all toys must be transgender/gay/lesbian oriented. no straight toys allowed.

 allow me to Love America

Film:

Lord of the Tree Ring

Reviewed by Richard Kiser

Sundunce film festival - Colorado 2008

It looks as though Al Gore will be headed back to the Red Carpet this year after the screening of his latest movie "Lord of the Tree Ring" in which he stars in the lead role portraying King Carbon Offset friend of the Eco Fairies. Al informed us "This is the role I was born to play". People need to understand the need to stop using electric blankets or they will watch the Tooth Fairy become extinct. He went on to say that Global Warming is going to have a tremendous effect on the production of Easter Eggs. You and I know and all the scientist have agreed that the amount of co2 the Easter Bunny releases creating eggs, especially the hollow chocolate ones by far surpasses the Kyoto Protocol. His solution to this is to create a new tradition called the Easter Worm. His reasoning is straight forward thinking - worms are eco friendly, they have a small carbon footprint and kids will put anything in their mouths and worms sort of look like chocolate.

The movie shows how man is to blame for the future extinction of all our beloved fantasies. Take for instance the scene featuring Cupid, he is so overcome from heat exhaustion caused by AGW that he accidentally sits on his own quiver of arrows and dies furiously loving himself - not a pretty future and disturbing to watch.

The hardest scene to understand and watch takes place at the North Pole. The Ice Cap has melted and Santa's Workshop is almost underwater. All the elves have been consumed by his reindeer, leaving scattered green curly toed booties everywhere on the last icesheet of the planet. The camera pans in just as a great white shark leaps from the water and swallows Santa whole. As the shark swims away all that is left of our memory of Santa is one black boot sticking out the side of the sharks mouth. King Carbon appears and looks straight into the camera and Says "Yes Virginia, there is no Santa Clause due to AGW." Very powerful.

I also had the pleasure of speaking with the producer of this film, Leonardo DiCaprio. Leo told me that they filmed two different endings just in case the scientists made a mistake. He wouldn't tell me the exact ending but left a couple of tidbits to ponder. They were; flash freezing and death by frozen snot bubbles.

Leo continued "We have to get used to the idea that Christmas is over!"  "Right now, Al and I are working to reduce the U.S. carbon output by relocating Willie Wanka's chocolate factory to the Sahara". I said Leo, chocolate melts at 98 degrees, but this man is way smarter than me as he already had the answer - "That's simple, we will buy air-conditioning for the plant with the carbon offset taxes we extract from Americans."  Brilliant! In my opinion they are the true Dynamic Duo!

You really have to hand it to these guys - they have all the bases covered, maybe the Tampa Bay Devil Rays need to watch this and see how it's done.

I would give this film two thumbs up but those very thumbs of man have created Global Warming. Instead I give it a must see before we all either burn up or freeze to death.

the law of Unintended Consequences-happens at every single bleeding heart social experiment attempted here in CA. Social experiments that have failed for decades, that cause "unintended" problems, many of which were warned against before the "experiment" started. But, they keep on forcing that experiment and magnifying the failures and the damage.

"Green" and Obama's Global Warming energy advisors will cause much more damage...but they won't admit to it and will point to the damage occurring only if it's during a non-Democratic administration, otherwise it will not be reported or acknowledged. Just like the auto industry, the banking situation, infrastructure failure and cultures of corruption.

"to call an illegal immigrant an "undocumented alien" is the same as calling a streetcorner drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist".

"You spend your money anyway you want and respect other's rights to do the same"

next up:Santa goes gay

Now I know what the in-laws are getting my son for Christmas.

The 'Religion of Global Warming'

Where is the separation of religion and state?

Across the world there are reports of unseasonal snow and plummeting temperatures last month, from the American Great Plains to China, and from the Alps to New Zealand. China’s official news agency reported that Tibet had suffered its “worst snowstorm ever”. In the US, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration registered 63 local snowfall records and 115 lowest-ever temperatures for the month, and ranked it as only the 70th-warmest October in 114 years.

Yet the 'Religion of Global Warming' Nasa’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies (GISS), which is run by Al Gore’s chief scientific ally, Dr James Hansen, and is one of four bodies responsible for monitoring global temperatures, announced that last month was the hottest October on record.

What!

Huh!

Kids all over America are complaining to there mom's about having to shovel 'Global Warming' off the sidewalks and driveways.

If Al Gore said it, don't believe it, that settles it.

"I saw Commies kissing Santa Claus..."

How long before Santa is featured as a kind homosexual coming down the chimney to teach children their genetic calling?

Think it won't happen?

• LYDSEXICS UNTIE!
  

"Santa Is Gay" will be the left-wing's NEXT propaganda piece.  These people have NO decency.  Seriously, I am willing to bet on it.