C’mon white ladies, get woke! You can’t leave it to your sisters of color to drag your pasty butts into the promised land of free sex changes, condoms for elderly nuns and legal abortion until Tee Ball.
Cecile Richards, you see, is disappointed in you. The president of Planned Parenthood (“7.6 Million Severed since 1973!”) told a Women’s March rally in Las Vegas that white women must do more to “save this country from itself.”
Last year’s P*ssy Hat Parade Women’s March, she said, “inspired doctors and teachers and mothers to become activists and organizers and, yes, candidates for office. And from Virginia to Alabama and to last week in Wisconsin, women have beaten the odds to elect our own to office ... Women of color, transgender women, rural and urban women." And women with cats, and women who attend poetry slams and women who used to be women but became men and then changed their minds and switched back. All but you lazy, blinkered white chicks with your husbands and families and responsibilities.
“These victories,” Richards said, “were led and made possible by women of color.” That whirring sound you hear is that old racist Margaret Sanger spinning in her grave.
“So, white women, listen up,” Richards scolded, “We’ve got to do better ... It is not up to women of color to save this country from itself. That's on all of us.”
Of course, lefties ate this up. The Grio said, “the historic victory that saw a Democrat elected to deep-red Alabama came largely on the backs of black women, who showed up in record numbers for democratic incumbent Doug Jones to carry him to victory over republican bible-thumping, teen-girl chasing Roy Moore. The Root enthused, “black women are clearly the backbone of the American conscious. We, at The Root, have been trying to tell America that black women are the hambone in their otherwise bland-ass collards.” Okay then. And that’s all the more impressive consider how many black female baby bones end up down the garbage shoot (or sold for parts) at the local Planned Parenthood.
Does it strike you as funny that group so dependent on government largess should have a clearly partisan message? Well, Planned Parenthood isn’t hurting for cash (it gets up to $1,110 per abortion and it performed 321,000 of them last year (for every pre-natal service delivered, Planned Parenthood ended 41 lives, and for every adoption referral, it killed 83 babies), but Richards and crew know the GOP Congress doesn’t have the hambone to defund it. Abortion is one of the sacraments of the religion of leftism, and Planned Parenthood one it its venerable orders. You can bet you pink p*ssy hat it’s not going anywhere.
