Friday Night Funny: 'Last Man Standing' Jabs Democrats

November 6th, 2015 10:14 PM

In the opening scene of the episode "The Dad Hat" on the ABC sitcom Last Man Standing, Tim Allen is at it again with his signature one liners against liberals. In a lesson about patience, his character Mike Baxter is teaching his grandson, Boyd, how to make a fishing lure. But the more important lesson has already been learned by Boyd.

When Mike asks, "What do we call people that go willy-nilly through life, just doing things because it feels good?" Boyd immediately knows the answer: "Democrats!"

-Eve: See, Boyd? This is why I prefer to just shoot fish.

-Boyd: Can we?

-Mike: No, we're not gonna shoot any fish. You're not helping. I'm trying to teach you about patience here.

-Eve: Well, then, get to it!

-Boyd: I don't like being patient.

-Mike: Nobody does. It's a learned skill. What do we call people that go willy-nilly through life, just doing things because it feels good?

-Boyd: Democrats.

-Mike: Attaboy. 

BOOM! Lesson learned!