Bozell Column: Group Sex on 'Gossip Girl'

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It’s a sad state of affairs. There is absolutely no barrier of sexual behavior that TV network executives aren’t willing to cross in a desperate gambit for ratings. There also seems be to no sleazy line that a squeaky-clean teenage TV star or pop star won’t cross to "break out" into grown-up stardom.

Both of these maxims were proven again by the CW show "Gossip Girl" with a group-sex plot. Its November 9 episode depicted three friends completing a list that was supposedly printed in their college newspaper: "The 15 Things Every College Student Must Do Before Graduating." Number 11 was "Have a Threesome." And so they did.

One of the "liberated" college women in this three’s-a-crowd spectacle was actress Hilary Duff, who earned millions as a teenager as the star of "Lizzie McGuire" on the Disney Channel and in Disney movies. Millions of impressionable children idolized her. They still do – except that she’s a different kind of role model now.

Fans of the pornification of TV – the ones who joked that this plotline was a "public service" – were disappointed by what CW aired. There was some girl-on-girl kissing, and the threesome in bed at episode’s end. But the naughtiness was much more implied than actual. Fear not! The CW immediately announced plans to extend the threesome theme into a second week. Maybe – to some, hopefully – the "flashbacks" will be sleazier.

But that might not happen. It could all be part of a continuous pattern for CW and "Gossip Girl," where the promotions are nastier than the actual show. For example, CW’s print ads for "Gossip Girl" last year featured a topless girl in a pool making out with a boy, but in the on-air episode, she was wearing a bikini.

Declarations of a ratings bonanza for this plotline are also stretching it. CW ran around touting a ratings victory for the threesome episode. The press release boasted: "The CW basks in the afterglow of its most watched Monday of the season." Really? The total viewership for this episode was 2.37 million. Last year, this show was averaging 2.6 million. You do the math. And to put the numbers in perspective, in the same time slot, ABC’s "Dancing with the Stars" was drawing 17 million viewers.

But the "Gossip Girl" scandal isn’t just about winning the ratings battle. It’s about corporate executives who will try anything to get a rinky-dink network out of the basement, with absolutely no concern for the damage its tawdry storylines will do to the viewer who is 12. The show is rated TV-14, suggesting threesome plots are acceptable for high-schoolers, and that’s an insult by itself. But CW’s own press release in September touted that "Gossip Girl" won in the ratings among women ages 12-34, and that when the show was paired with "One Tree Hill," these shows finished first with females 12-34 and teenaged girls.

Grade-schoolers love TV about junior-high students, and junior-high students watch high-school shows. It follows that teenaged girls should love a show about college life. That’s certainly what the CW executives have always hoped. So they run a show with the explicit message that a threesome is something "every college student should do before graduating," knowing it will most affect, and titillate, young teens.

Idiots in Hollywood seem completely impervious to shame on this plotline. When they discussed it on the Joy Behar Show on CNN’s Headline News channel, actress Aisha Tyler just snapped. "Let me just break a piece of news to everybody here. If you don't know, teenagers have sex," she lectured. "And if you hide it, and you ignore it, and you fake it and act like your kid is not doing it, you are doing them and yourself a disservice because kids have sex."

This idiot added: "These are the tools -- use it as a teaching moment." But CW isn’t making this scandal to create a "tool" for parents. They’re the ones doing us a disservice.

Aside from being a brat, Dr. Tyler is uninformed. Earlier this year, the New York Times reported that fewer than half of all high school students have had sex: 47.8 percent as of 2007, according to the Centers for Disease Control, down from 54.1 percent in 1991.

Somehow the concerned parents are winning on the trend line, despite Hollywood’s most strenuous efforts to sleaze up the public airwaves, with Lizzie McGuire lustily kissing a girl. That’s certainly not an argument for letting Hollywood go unchallenged, even if a parent might smile when a network like CW flops so badly.


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What's an Aisha anyway?

. . . . actress Aisha Tyler just snapped. "Let me just break a piece of news to
everybody here. If you don't know, teenagers have sex," she lectured.
"And if you hide it, and you ignore it, and you fake it and act like
your kid is not doing it, you are doing them and yourself a disservice
because kids have sex."

Actually, Aisha, unsupervised teenagers have sex. Children need supervision all the time. I know it's hard work and they will whine but they, and society, in the long run, will be better off for it. And if you are a parent and you leave your children unsupervised that's kinda like child abuse. Get it?

Write your Congress and Senate and tell them what YOU think!

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And then this idiot added:

And then this idiot added: "These are the tools -- use it as a teaching moment."

Oh, right.  The Gossip Girl writers consider themselves responsible people providing "tools" for parents.  They sit around brainstorming and someone says:

" Menage a trois is a real problem among teens.  Let's do a show about it so parents can use it as a jumping-off point for a "teachable moment."

Actress Aisha Tyler just snapped.

Uh, yeah.  But that wasn't the moment when she snapped.  That happened some time ago, and this is the result.

Wow Brent Bozell is really pi$$ed this time

I know he hates sleaziness on tv, but I don't recall him calling people idiots very often. I guess a threesome with Lizzie Mcquire is enough to send him over the edge.

The CW wants to make money and is  enjoying capitalism, perhaps the low rating on the show is because of parents doing their job and not letting their kids watch it?.

"Idiot," "brat," he really

"Idiot," "brat," he really is pissed. 

Personally, I think the effect a show like this has is going to be minimal. There isn't going to be a huge increase in threesomes now. 

Balboa

Does this mean you're willing to go on record that the government was too intrusive outlawing Joe Camel?

Why wouldn't I? I really

Why wouldn't I? I really don't care about Joe Camel.

question for you, Shawn

I'm not being snarky, I really want your answer.

In cases such as these, liberals constantly tell us to look the other way, ignore it, change the channel, etc. And for the most part I agree with you.

But then why is it that conservatives, and particularly those of us who are religious, are told to censor ourselves for fear of offending someone? We can't bring Christmas or Bible verses or even the concept of abstinence into the public square, but every juvenile daydream concocted by a liberal is "cool and edgy" and needs to be protected as free speech?

Candance

I really don't have an answer for you. I agree with you completely that Christianity should be protected, same with peoples opinion on abstinence. I'm not a one of those people you are pointing fingers at and your preaching to the choir here.

~Maybe this is just your way of phrasing things, shawn

Christianity should be protected

In the thread that inspired JWF's forum on you, you stated that you love America because the government protects free speech. The thing is, the government doesn't protect it, the government is prohibited by the Constitution from infringing upon it. 

There's a big difference. You phrase it as if it's the government's job to protect our free speech. In fact, our free speech is protected from the government, not by the government.

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

 

There is a difference chose

If you to pray in public fine, you want to wear a Cross, Carry you Bible thats fine as well. Unless you get permission, you should not be allowed to display religious symbals unless you have permission from the owner of the shopping mall or whereever you want to display it.

Really now, Shawn. You're

Really now, Shawn. You're telling me that I need PERMISSION to wear a cross in a mall? Get thee behind me, totalitarian. 

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There is difference between wearing a cross around your Neck

.....and displaying a huge crucifix on wall in a shopping center.

There's a big difference.

There's a big difference. You phrase it as if it's the government's job to protect our free speech. In fact, our free speech is protected from the government, not by the government.

You're half right. 

Jer

To generalize:

Let me just break a piece of news to everybody here. If you don't know, teenagers break rules! Teenagers tease each other! Teenagers can be bullies! Teenagers smoke! Teenagers do drugs! Some teenagers are racist, sexist, and some make jokes about those of alternative sexual orientation!

So, should we deal with those other behaviors in the same way this CW show deals with sexuality? Should we allow them to indulge in their behavior, and then we'll use it as "teaching moments" where they lovingly listen to our pontificating ... where we spout empty psycho-babble about feelings? (Trust me, they won't be listening to you then, either.)

What a load of crap!

But you know what can be a teachable moment? The premise of the episode is that these teenagers are going to experiment with a threesome ... because the college newspaper suggested that it was a "must do." The Lesson: don't listen to anything that a college newspaper says you "must do."

What if they showed one of the girls ...

... in a hijab? Maybe they could write the dialogue — in a tasteful way, mind you — to mention that the boy had undergone a brist. The teachable moment would be to exalt religious diversity to the parents at home. 

That and the threats of throat-cutting that would ensue. 

This is just another in a long line of beneficiaries of NYPD Blue, which was hailed as a ground-breaking series for pushing aside the barriers of language and nudity in broadcast TV. Well, sort of. Sipowicz's language from the first episode on ("scumbag," etc.) raised crudity, if not outright profanity, to a high art form, and then of course, it was repeated ad nauseam until no one noticed it anymore.

The greater accomplishment was the cheesy, full profile, but silhouetted, nudity of women in bedroom scenes or a man shown completely naked from the rear. Oh, so tasteful, but hey, so sexy, too! 

The Playboy channel or other things on "the cables" didn't normalize porn so much as this "cheesification" of salacious "hey, lookee here" on ABC.

Don't get me started on tarting up six-year olds in commercials. 

As a mother of two teenage

As a mother of two teenage daughters it is my job to keep this junk out of my home. We don't watch these programs, we don't have cable either. I have an on going conversation with both of my daughters about the pitfalls of sex outside of marriage. I say shame on Hilary Duff for taking an ugly turn in her career. It sounds like to me Ms. Tyler is a litte defensive, she knows what she is portraying is not good for young girls to pursue.

Hear, hear.  Aisha might

Hear, hear.  Aisha might as well have just shouted, "I'm a slut!  So what?"

As for Hillary Duff, she's well on her way to being just another Lindsay-Lohan-like child star wrecked while trying to be Hollywood's parody of an adult.  It's a shame that these kids' parents love fame and fortune more than they love their own kids.

"Beauty is only skin deep, but liberal's to the bone." - me

Male college enrollment goes WAAAAAY up

Just looking for the bright side to this...

;^)

And they then realize that

And they then realize that college girls who will actually DO a threesome also carry a high risk of infection.  But hey, Obamacare's going to take care of everything, right?  

"Beauty is only skin deep, but liberal's to the bone." - me

Male college membership

goes waaaaaay up, too.

TV 'Marxism'?

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

metaphorsbwithu

Statistically, they only

Statistically, they only have two years to do all fifteen things before they wash out of college.

After that they can move back in with mom and dad and at least attempt to carry on the same behaviors they enjoyed in college. 

One of the 34% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 86% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory.

A teaching moment would be

A teaching moment would be to include the consequences, both physical and psychological, of this type of behavior.  That will never happen because it wouldn't suit the purpose of trying to bring all of America down to the low standards of Hollyweird.

And no, not ALL teens are having sex.  Guys have said that to stupid girls for generations to try have sex with them.  Smart girls know better.

As long as people are watching Gossip Girl

....the more the more episodes they make. Brent Bozell and the PTC are making the same mistake the people that rallied against Glen Beck made. The more you threaten advertisors, the more publicity the show gets and they eventually find new advertisors.

A good example is the PTC going after Family Guy and their advertisors for years along with countless Anti Family guy articles on NB. If they were even moderately successful. The FOX network would not reward Seth McFarland with a 100 million dollar contract.

Your answer ("roll over and

Your answer ("roll over and play dead") is the only one that is guaranteed to fail. Is that your standard response when confronted with immorality?

What NB did is give people with a conscience no excuses. 

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Typical Liberal Response

Aisha Tyler is the typical liberal Hollywood starlet that doesn't know her head from a hole in the ground. 

"Gossip Girl" and the other poorly acted, poorly written slut-fests on TV are trying to destroy traditional family values by telling kids that this stuff on these fictional shows "happen all the time". Well, it DOESN'T happen all the time when you teach your kids self control and self respect.  This is something that Ms. Tyler obviously never learned.

This show is not allowed in our house, and I have 3 college-aged kids living at home.  They have no desire to watch such garbage.  We have always monitored what TV shows our kids have watched since they were little.  They grew up with classic movies like "The Wizard of Oz", MGM musicals and great dramas like "To Kill A Mockingbird".  They would much rather put in a Jimmy Stewart movie or a Gene Kelly musical than watch the garbage on TV today.

Shows like this are such a waste of time.  Parents need to be more pro-active in what their kids watch.  "Gossip Girl" is offensive, poorly written, and not at all entertainment.  It is a gateway to watching worse things like p*rn and other detrimental forms of "entertainment".  

First of all, you probably

First of all, you probably have no idea who Aisha Tyler is. Gossip Girl isn't _trying_ to _destroy_ anything. And they are telling kids that this stuff happens all the time...on FICTIONAL TV SHOWS, not real life.

Any show that promotes

Any show that promotes threesomes is obviously setting out to lower the standard of sexual behavior; this is obvious by inspection. Strike one.

No, TV shows do not tell people that things happen on TV shows all the time. TV shows, as this one, are promoted as being "realistic", which of course influences behavior. You act like people don't create forums for shows, don't talk like characters in shows, and don't in some way, strive to emulate them! Strike two. 

Care to go for all three strikes? Your logic so far leads me to believe that a strikeout is looming. 

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Your supposed "strike one":

Your supposed "strike one": Lower whose standard?

"Strike two": Gossip Girl is hardly promoted as being realistic. Please. And I think you grossly overestimate the lengths people go to emulate what they see on TV.

I'm heading to first. 

I liked Hillary Duff in

I liked Hillary Duff in Lizzie Maquire and her other movies.  Just as Miley Cyrus was cut and wholesome also.  I like those little Disney or Nick series that have wholesome values and good characters.  It seems the Hollywood machine turns these kids into idiots.

Attention Mr. Bozell

Earlier this year, the New York Times reported that fewer than half of
all high school students have had sex: 47.8 percent as of 2007,
according to the Centers for Disease Control, down from 54.1 percent in
1991.

 

That's not much of an argument that teenagers don't have sex.  Mr. Bozell may have stayed in high school until his twenties, but most leave before then.

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