Picking up on absurd statements CNN founder Ted Turner made on Tuesday's Charlie Rose show on PBS, comments first reported late that night on NewsBusters, FNC's Bret Baier, filling in for Brit Hume, reported on Thursday's Special Report how “Turner believes that inaction on global warming will lead to cannibalism,” that he “went on to ridicule the U.S. military” and that he described Iraqi insurgents who are killing Americans as “patriots.”
The Drudge Report on Wednesday morning linked to the NewsBusters post and Rush Limbaugh played the “cannibal” clip on his radio show later in the day.
My April 2 early morning NewsBusters posting (with video and audio), “Turner: Global Warming Will Cause Mass Cannibalism, Insurgents Are Patriots,” recounted:
Interviewed Tuesday for Charlie Rose's PBS show, CNN founder Ted Turner argued that inaction on global warming "will be catastrophic" and those who don't die "will be cannibals." He also applied moral equivalence in describing Iraqi insurgents as "patriots" who simply "don't like us because we've invaded their country" and so "if the Iraqis were in Washington, D.C., we'd be doing the same thing." On not taking drastic action to correct global warming: "Not doing it will be catastrophic. We'll be eight degrees hotter in ten, not ten but 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals."
Turner ridiculed the need for a big U.S. military, insisting "China just wants to sell us shoes. They're not building landing craft to attack the United States," and "even with our $500 billion military budget, we can't win in Iraq. We're being beaten by insurgents who don't even have any tanks." After Rose pointed out the Iraqi insurgents "have a lot of roadside bombs that kill a lot of Americans" and wondered "where do you think they come from?", Turner answered: "I think that they're patriots and that they don't like us because we've invaded their country and occupied it. I think if the Iraqis were in Washington, D.C., we'd be doing the same thing: we'd be bombing them too. Nobody wants to be invaded."
Baier's item in full on the Thursday, April 3 Special Report with Brit Hume on FNC:
If you thought some people are concerned about climate change -- CNN's founder Ted Turner believes that inaction on global warming will lead to cannibalism. Interviewed earlier this week on PBS, Turner said that in 30 or 40 years quote, “none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals."
Changing topics, Turner then went on to ridicule the U.S. military saying: "Even with our 500 billion dollar military budget, we can't win in Iraq. We're being beaten by insurgents who don't even have any tanks." Interviewer Charlie Rose then asked Turner what he thought about insurgents using roadside bombs. Turner replied, quote: "I think they're patriots and that they don't like us because we've invaded their country and occupied it."
Though FNC's screen text listed the date as March 31, Turner appeared on the April 1 edition of Rose's show.
—Brent Baker is Vice President for Research and Publications at the Media Research Center





Interviewed Tuesday for Charlie Rose's PBS show, CNN founder Ted Turner argued that inaction on global warming "will be catastrophic" and those who don't die "will be cannibals." He also applied moral equivalence in describing Iraqi insurgents as "patriots" who simply "don't like us because we've invaded their country" and so "if the Iraqis were in Washington, D.C., we'd be doing the same thing." On not taking drastic action to correct global warming: "Not doing it will be catastrophic. We'll be eight degrees hotter in ten, not ten but 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals."
Changing topics, Turner then went on to ridicule the U.S. military saying: "Even with our 500 billion dollar military budget, we can't win in Iraq. We're being beaten by insurgents who don't even have any tanks." Interviewer Charlie Rose then asked Turner what he thought about insurgents using roadside bombs. Turner replied, quote: "I think they're patriots and that they don't like us because we've invaded their country and occupied it."














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You know, if you take a step back
April 4, 2008 - 08:56 ET by YahooWatcherfor a moment, Ted should really be evaluated by an objective physciatric professional. I almost feel sorry for him because anybody that can spew such nonsense is not right in the head.
The lights are on, but
April 4, 2008 - 09:37 ET by mattmThe lights are on, but nobody's home.
His cheese has slipped off his cracker.
His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
His deck has been shuffled one too many times.
The wheel is spinning, but the hamster's not moving.
He's a cup and saucer short of a full place setting.
etc.
My favorite...
April 4, 2008 - 11:37 ET by MassConserv"The bounce has gone out of his bungee." - Hutch, from W and G, Curse of the Were-Rabbit
I suppose that could be taken a couple of ways though... [ahem]
Or...
He's a half a bubble off of plumb.
He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
How about this one.
April 4, 2008 - 11:56 ET by NiallHe's playing hockey with a warped puck.
They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha, Ha!
April 4, 2008 - 16:17 ET by misterbee241See, it's like this. If you're poor like we are and you say this stuff, they come and get you and lock you up because you are clearly crazy and you might hurt somebody. If you're rich like Ted, then you're just a lovable eccentric. Harmless, everybody chuckles at his nuttiness while he throws his billions at socialist left-wing causes. See? That's how it works.
In all seriousness is there's nothing more dangerous than a certifiable lunatic with money.
There is none so blind as they that won’t see. Jonathan Swift 1667-1745
Truner shows how much of a twit he realy is
April 4, 2008 - 08:59 ET by c5thenYou can tell when he is making an absolutely absurd statement, because you can see his lips moving. Ted Turner, the consumate April Fool.
The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic. Let's get it back! Alan Keyes '08.
I don't mean to be rude but...
April 4, 2008 - 09:04 ET by sockmonkey....could someone volunteer to just start eating him NOW? Head first, please.
Ted
April 4, 2008 - 09:30 ET by jaywlI think even Jane...spit out...never mind. Unpalatable.
Africans, Winners At Last...
April 4, 2008 - 09:05 ET by RMRSo, the world turns to cannibalism and the only people left standing are Africans? Old hands at cannibalism are they? Sounds like racism to me. Someone call Al Sharpton!
Think the MSM will make that connection? Nooooo...he is a lib. Meant nothing by it. A conservative saying the same thing however...
Didn't the Rev. GD Wright say . .
April 4, 2008 - 10:09 ET by JayTeeDidn't the Rev. say something on this...was it "Americans taste just like Chicken ?" or something like that.
I'm running my News information thru a new MSM filter . . . News comes in one side of the Filter, and the MSM translation comes out the other side.
Turner
April 4, 2008 - 09:39 ET by Mulligan22I figure he's just a few goofy comments shy of getting a pulitzer prize.
This was also on O'Reilly's
April 4, 2008 - 10:15 ET by Chris NormanThis was also featured on O'Reilly's new quarterly segment, "Dumb & Dumber" (comments on television).
clueless
April 4, 2008 - 11:06 ET by tejanodiablomaybe he's the 'Fondian Candidate' and doesn't know it ..
never look a gift skunk in the tail ..
Turner
April 4, 2008 - 11:13 ET by okiehawk44When I see someone like TT, who has all that most men on earth could ever want and is still clueless and extremely unhappy, I know God has a great sense of humor. Ted nobody cares! Just go kill yourself. NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU DO! Do you understand that you whining POS?
Ted makes no secret of the
April 4, 2008 - 16:20 ET by misterbee241Ted makes no secret of the fact he hates God and those who believe. I asked a friend of mine who is a senior pastor, why did God bless somebody like Ted with all that money. He said, maybe God is using that to get Ted's attention. On the other hand he said, Ted is as happy right now as he's ever going to be, even through eternity.
There is none so blind as they that won’t see. Jonathan Swift 1667-1745
I'd hate god and go insane
April 4, 2008 - 17:21 ET by DarkCurrentI'd hate god and go insane too if I'd ever been married to Jane. That and the money are just the devil's work.
Why does the MSM keep
April 4, 2008 - 11:29 ET by ahusserAside from the fact that he is probably a lunatic (eccentric?, because he is rich?). Why does the MSM keep dragging him out for his opinions? It can't be for the humor factor. They must somehow agree with his lunatic statements. If they don't feel as looney they drag out Jimmy Carter for his inanities. BTW no on responded to my statement on a NB warming blog about 18 states are suing the EPA, mostly based on "the incontestable" evidence of AGW and that the Bush Admin is, through the EPA, derelict in their duty. The science is settled those folks say and they are high up in the various state governments so your money and freedom are soon going to circle the drain. "Blue" states of course are leading this charge. Who says AGW isn't a political movement?
a sure liberal hit
April 4, 2008 - 11:45 ET by Mica the MagnificentHow about a male version of The View?
Ted Turner, Jimmy Carter, Dennis Kucinich and Rev Wright discussing the issues of the day.
Kucinich: I was approached by a UFO this morning.
Turner: The blue ships are where flowers came from.
Carter: I am verifying that the number of people in this audience have been counted accurately.
Wright: I think your white producer slipped some sort of virus into my Avian. G**damn the producer!
Kucinich: I've been president for three months now.
Turner: We'll be right back after this break. . . That is if we don't cannibalize each other . . .
"The blue ships are where flowers came from"
April 4, 2008 - 17:23 ET by DarkCurrentROFLMAO
TT Worthless Drunk
April 4, 2008 - 12:43 ET by American TaxpayerHey Ted: Most of us already know that you are at best just a D.O.D "Damned Ole Drunk" I implore you to please leave the country that you hate and dispise so much. I also implore you to take that ex bitch Hanoi Jane with you. Ted you are a festering boil on the buttoks of this great nation how dare you call the Iraqi insurgents patriots. May you find camel shit in your next bottle of booze you worthless drunk.
Is he crazy, drunk, or in
April 4, 2008 - 16:22 ET by misterbee241Is he crazy, drunk, or in the words of the rappers, crunk?
My guess is the latter.
There is none so blind as they that won’t see. Jonathan Swift 1667-1745
I nominate---
April 4, 2008 - 13:31 ET by misterbillI nominate---the "Mouth of the South" as meal of the day--------------Roast Rump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh Geez, misterbill
April 4, 2008 - 16:24 ET by BlondeThe way my screen looks...I saw the ------Ro....and thought you'd signed it Rosie O'Donnell.
You scared the living hell out of me!
David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive
Like I posted the
April 4, 2008 - 13:38 ET by bigtimerLike I posted the night/early hours this came out about Turner on NBs...he is insane, certifiable as far as I am concerned...he leaves a leftist loon network to prove it...the Mouth of the South needs help...
Exiting this country permanently would be a big improvement for mankind...one giant step Turner....just one giant step.
JMHO.
"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill
Ted was on another one of
April 4, 2008 - 18:47 ET by SlicksterTed was on another one of his cocaine,jenkem and viagra fueled rants.
Ted Turner is Proof "Liberalism is a Mental Disorder"
April 4, 2008 - 20:57 ET by PopularTechThe sad part Ted is representative of many who are now in utter fear of global warming thanks to the hysteria Al Gore created.
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