Behar: ‘Illiterate’ Palin Returns ‘Like Jock Itch,’ Guest Accuses Palin of ‘Anti-Semitic Jokes’
On Thursday’s Joy Behar Show on HLN, host Behar quipped that former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has returned "like jock itch," after playing a clip of Palin on Fox News Channel making fun of CBS anchor Katie Couric. Behar: "I give Sarah Palin credit. She's out of favor. She's out of the limelight. And then, suddenly, she's back like jock itch, and just as snarky as ever."
After commentary from her panel members for the segment, the HLN host ended up cracking that Palin is reminding people that she’s "illiterate" because the former Alaska governor also alluded to her own answer to Couric’s question about what she reads. Behar: "I think that she learned from being on Saturday Night Live that the way to reconstruct your image is to take the joke on yourself. But all she's doing is reminding us that she's illiterate."
Panel member and actor Josh Gad then oddly suggested that Palin has a history of making anti-Semitic jokes as he chimed in: "I miss her anti-Semitic jokes so much."
Below is a transcript of the relevant portion of the segment from the Thursday, April 29, Joy Behar Show on HLN:
JOY BEHAR: Well, that didn’t take long. Just one day after Katie Couric officially announced she was stepping down from her anchor post at CBS, Sarah Palin mocked her departure in a Fox News interview. Take a look.
SARAH PALIN: Right, right, right, right, right. Yeah, I think I read that in a newspaper, one of many newspapers that I read online. Yeah, and I hear that she wants to now engage in more multi-dimensional story-telling, versus, I guess, just the straight-on, read-into-the-teleprompter-screen storytelling. So more power to her. I wish her well with her multi-dimensional storytelling.
BEHAR: You know, I give Sarah Palin credit. She's out of favor. She's out of the limelight. And then, suddenly, she's back like jock itch, and just as snarky as ever. Here with me to discus this and other stories in the news are comedian Judy Gold; Josh Gad, actor and star of the great Broadway musical Book of Mormon; and Rachel Sklar, editor at large for Mediaite.com. Judy, she is still holding a grudge, Sarah Palin.
JUDY GOLD, COMEDIAN: What is that, three years ago?
BEHAR: Let it go, Sarah.
GOLD: She probably read it in Cricket or the Daily Reader that Katie was, what I don't understand is we haven't heard from, you know, Sarah in a while, and then she comes back with something really thoughtful and intelligent. So that's great.
BEHAR: But she slams her for reading a teleprompter. Isn't that better than reading the notes off your hand?
GOLD: Exactly. Sarah Palin was a newscaster. What, is she supposed to memorize the news?
RACHEL SKLAR, MEDIATE: I think it's pretty funny that Sarah Palin is calling attention to the thing about which she was fully humiliated by Katie Couric. It was like, uh, nice try.
JOSH GAD, ACTOR: She essentially is mocking herself by saying, yeah, I read it on the Internet, and I read newspapers digitally. And you're like, no, you don't read anything, sweetie.
BEHAR: Well, she learned, I think that she learned from being on Saturday Night Live that the way to reconstruct your image is to take the joke on yourself. But all she's doing is reminding us that she's illiterate. (JUDY GOLD LAUGHS) Okay, next up-
GAD: I miss her anti-Semitic jokes so much.
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Comments
It's official!
Submitted by daddysyk on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:29am.
Joy(less) Behar is a man. I always thought she looked rather man-ish, now we know. I wonder how bad her balls itch when she gets jock itch?
Behar
Submitted by richflanj on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:35am.
Behar sounds like she has some first hand experience with jock itch......
Joy has the reputation of
Submitted by Van Halen on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:44am.
Joy has the reputation of being the most mis-named person on the planet.
Go Sarah!
Gee, I haven't missed not hearing about Joy
Submitted by Red Jeep on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:49am.
I haven't missed her insight on anything. Is she still relevant?
Was she ever?....relevant, that is....
Submitted by nonncom on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 9:05am.
LOL.....I love it....Palin ran a town and a state, and these prissy hens question her literacy....fun stuff that one will only see in the wonderful world of American televised insanity....
That cracks me up, too. The
Submitted by Smartypants on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 12:03pm.
That cracks me up, too. The left acts as if Palin crawled out from under a rock or something. She was a popular governor of an actual US state, and had a history of positive accomplishments in leadership positions. Contrast this with their hero, Obama, who never truly had any real leadership experience prior to being elected president.
And here we are over 2 years
Submitted by Scuba Dude on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 1:27pm.
And here we are over 2 years later and we are still waiting for The Abesentee President to show ANY signs of him being a leader.
Let Me Just...
Submitted by GeneralAl on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 9:02am.
Let me just puke! These idiots couldn't hold a candle to my goldfish, much less Sarah Salin, when it comes to intelligence! Where do these so called "entertainers" get the authority to question Palin's or anyone's intelligence or intellect? I don't believe in evolution but seeing these apes trying to demonstrate human intelligence makes me start to wonder. Of course, in comparison to real apes, the apes are superior in intelligence compared to these liberal, lying, lazy, lashivious, reprobate infidels!
"Old Soldiers never die, they just fade away"!
But Joy....
Submitted by tvhall on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 9:15am.
You are inarticulate when you are on your knees in front of your messiah!
If you are right about Palin, that puts you on the same level.
Speaking of Jokes - Behar is so funny... Gad, no egads.
Submitted by acaiguana on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 9:19am.
:-)
ACA
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Quoted from: 'Acaiguana notes from the Underground' (Soon to be at theaters near you)
The libs' desperation and
Submitted by Beukeboom on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 9:26am.
The libs' desperation and vitrol against conservatives is increasing exponentially thus revealing their fear.
What could this dumb biach know
Submitted by hbnolikeee on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 9:27am.
about education and literacy? That she has the balls (apparently she does have them as per the jock itch remark) to criticize someone else's intellect is absurd.
Joyless is an illiterate moron, how could she possible judge someone else's intellect?
And behar
Submitted by dmntd1 on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 9:31am.
And Behar is back like the Herp. Never seems to go away... I can't wait until we find a cure!
We dare not tempt them with weakness. For only when our arms are sufficient beyond doubt can we be certain beyond doubt that they will never be employed.
"Joyless" Beher - accusing
Submitted by Slyrr on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 9:39am.
"Joyless" Beher - accusing someone else of being 'snarky'. That's a laugh for a start. Joyless is one of the meanest, most sarcastic, unpleasant, hostile and angry women who is (alas) in the media.
Note to libutard media: Yes. The 2012 election WILL be the most 'racist' in history. Because you will make it so. You're obsessed with advocating racism. You cower and cringe behind it, holding it over your heads like a shield. You chant racist bilge hourly as if it was a muslim prayer designed to ward off evil spirits. Racism is your bread, your butter, your creed, your life.
In spite of my outrage, I feel sorry for you. Slavery ended over a hundred years ago. But you refuse to repent of your pride, refuse to step into the world of freedom that has been open to you for decades. You willingly, eagerly shackle and enslave yourselves, brooding for revenge based on perceived injustices from an unreachable past.
You have my pity. You will live your entire lives in spiritual bondage unless you repent.
Sarah Palin
Submitted by Gothampc on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 9:42am.
"GAD: I miss her anti-Semitic jokes so much."
I guess he wasn't given time to explain what he meant. Sarah Palin is not anti-Semitic. There is video of an interview she did in her office when she was governor and there is a small flag of Israel hanging by the window.
Gotham, I cannot be sure but
Submitted by Scuba Dude on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:25am.
Gotham, I cannot be sure but a week or so ago I saw Gov Palin on FOX news and it looked like she had a Star of David on a necklace. How this cow of a woman can say that Gov Palin is anti-Semitic is unbelievable. Does this thing known as Joy Behar have ANY synaptic activity in that head of hers at all?
Behar
Submitted by Gothampc on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 11:50am.
Joy started out as a "comedian". Well actually she started out as a teacher but was fired. But this show is only to feed her ego. She never interviews her guests, they are only there to feed her comments for her punchlines.
Any reliable documentation on
Submitted by Beukeboom on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 12:07pm.
Any reliable documentation on the reasons she was fired? Also where did she teach and what grade levels? I am genuinely curious.
Joy Behar's intelligence in
Submitted by Rusty Shackleford on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 9:44am.
Joy Behar's intelligence in its full glory:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi49EXmYHT8
She doesn't know the meaning behind the name "Black Friday", and she assumes it has some racial basis, but she knows all about economics!
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Chris Matthews: The Joy Behar of MSNBC.
Bill Maher: The Joy Behar of HBO.
Paul Krugman: The Joy Behar of The New York Times.
Joy, is such an ignorant sod.
Submitted by ForeverOnTheRight on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:32am.
Joy, is such an ignorant sod. I can't understand why on earth they gave her a show when she is so stupid! Was it for there own conceited personal pleasure, giving them personal pleasure in watching her make airhead statements? Are they making bets on when is the next time she will say something totally stupid. Would Joy think that if someone was "in the red", that it is a racist term too? She is old enough to know what these terms mean and where they came from. And then the statement about Angle Food cake being white is another ignorant foolish statement, but I will not get into why that is.
Genital Joy
Submitted by Pilgrim1949 on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 9:53am.
Once again, ol' Genital Joy demonstrates the profound and cogent nuggets of thought that so wonderfully impress herself the most, but just reveal her to be like all of the other RE-um-PROgressive elite womyns-peoples --
Totally crotchity old hags.
The fact that they're so fixated below-the-belt also seems to just underscore the pre-pubescent arrested state of their mental and emotional capacities.
"Ye canne change the laws of physics....." but some politicians believe that with the right legislation you can pretend they don't really apply to your own pet projects...
If Sarah is like
Submitted by Iron Tigers Vet on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:08am.
a "jock itch"... does that make Joyless an STD?
I love it
Submitted by Master-of-Disaster on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 2:30pm.
I don't know where you got that tag line but I love it! ".......entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." That cracks me up!
This is the same Joyless
Submitted by hbnolikeee on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:33am.
that thinks the Jews in the concentration camps were cracking jokes. Spare me your crap biach.
Behar & Gold
Submitted by almostacowboy on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 11:09am.
a two-woman Ugly-fest!
Who Is This Woman's Audience?
Submitted by gruyere cheese on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 11:25am.
The same question goes about Oprah, The View, The Wendy Williams Show, etc. The sad thing is that these characters do have people watching them (mostly women) who actually listen to them and believe what they say on TV. If they are entertainers and want to discuss issues related to women, then stick to that format, but please don't discuss politics, history or anything that it is relevant and needs to have an educated forum. Behar is a bonafide idiot, anyway!
Audience
Submitted by Gothampc on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 11:53am.
Liberal women and gay men. The liberal women are the "Right on sister" crowd and the gay men are the "Girl, you throw that attitude" crowd.
Less than 1% of the country watches "Joy."
Submitted by Red Jeep on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 1:17pm.
Wonder if her advertisers know.
Is she serious?
Submitted by djm159 on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 11:41am.
Behar's analysis of Sarah Palin, laced with her usual gutter, low-class language, is like the pot calling the kettle black. There is no bigger anti-Semitic joke than Joy Behar. She holds the title free and clear. She certainly seems threatened by Sarah Palin - wonder why? What a clown this moron is. Sarah Palin has class, Joy Behar - hmmm.
In a battle of intellect
Submitted by Smartypants on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 12:07pm.
In a battle of intellect between Sarah Palin and Joy Behar my money and property--all of it--is on Palin.
IMHO your money and property
Submitted by Beukeboom on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 1:38pm.
IMHO your money and property has more intellect than Behar.
Behar struggle's
Submitted by desert3030 on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 12:45pm.
As all Liberals do they attack and defame rather than debate and listen. And she is a picture for the Lib's as a working example. Wonder what talent let her to her position?
Behar struggle's
Submitted by desert3030 on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 12:44pm.
As all Liberals do they attack and defame rather than debate and listen. And she is a picture for the Lib's as a working example. Wonder what talent let her to her position?
How could
Submitted by bobbys on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 12:56pm.
How could Joy know what SP reads when her Boss, Barbra Walters edited out SPs reply on what she reads.
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2010/12/11/barbara-walters-ed...
Tough being liberal
Submitted by cestes on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 1:22pm.
It's gotta be tough being a liberal these days. Poll #s for BHO dropping, gas at $4/gallon, support for unions in freefall, 69% of Americans think we're on the wrong path, GDP growth at a mere 1.8%, Gitmo sill operational and now in 3 wars, middle east in turmoil and no end in sight. It's a lot easier to make fun of someone that actually is posing solutions. Poor fools they know not what they are doing.
Josh "E"gads? Rachel S"Klar"?
Submitted by brutony1 on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 2:10pm.
Wow, she has some top A-listers on that "show"! Was Kathy "D list" Griffin busy? And what a meeting of the minds? Combined, they couldnt score higher than Gov Palin on any IQ test, let alone common sense! If it wasnt for this site, Id have NO idea that this thing had her own show! I cant get a gig as an extra, but this side of beef, with about the same intelligence as one, has TWO shows on TV! The Lord works in mysterious ways I tell you!
When will liberals WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE! -Me
Never heard anti-Semitic
Submitted by tombaker on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 4:33pm.
Never heard anti-Semitic jokes out of Palin ever, or even the charge of it, talk about trying to create false facts.
That said, Palin made a real nitwitted buffoon out of herself with Greta, making faces, talking like a valley girl, and then being cat-ie about Katie. Talk about the essence of not being Presidential, she is down right juvenile. Ever since Couric (of all people) shredded her, Palin has been afraid to engage in any interviews with any reporters....except talking to co-workers from her current employer.
Anyone seeing that interview with her mugging it up yuck yuck yucking...should know another run for office would be a massive self-implosion. She may not have retreated, but when she reloads, she ends up shooting blanks. I can only imagine Palin goofing around in meetings with the Chinese or Russia, thinking herself to be witty.
So we again play the game of Palin whining about people mocking her for when she decided to mock others....poor little ol' Sara, don't be so tough on her, she will end up running away and quitting her job.
Just remember, when Sara quit, she said her replacement could do the job just as good as she could...quite true...Palin is a dime in a dozen Politician, oh so special, but don't say that because, because she will run around and be the victim.
Your anti-Palin schtick, tombaker---
Submitted by matthewdean on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 7:15pm.
is too far over the top to be considered constructive criticism.
All it is, is criticism; and while it is your right to criticize, you overdo it to the point that it would make more sense if your username was tompetty.
MD
Pardon me, if I watched the
Submitted by tombaker on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 7:51pm.
Pardon me, if I watched the weak politician Sara Palin, hurt McCain, become known as a screw up after being interviewed by the likes of Katie Couric....only to spur on the loss of the Republican ticket...and put Obama into the Presidency.
If you watched Palin on Greta you would have viewed a bubbly air-headed Palin, shrilly mocking and teasing Katie Couric. Maybe you get a thrill up your leg for a cat fight, but that is about the only worth.
Palin is a losing ticket, once before, and would be again. While I love the liberals going online to tout her up, in the hopes of getting her.....I just call it as it is.
Its a pipe dream, and I don't care if you got the prescription....Palin is a boat anchor. Look at her stupidity by backing O'Donnell.....penny wise Dollar foolish.
Please go ahead and tell all of us, why you think a Governor that resigned office, said her replacement was as good as her for the post....why that politician is going to go on to higher office???? It's a joke. Suddenly you think this Governor that left their post, via resignation, has the gusto to be President. I would love to hear you logic.
PopTech is back?
Submitted by Cool Arrow on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:04pm.
Next, you'll be telling us Romney is a much better pick.
Just kidding. We both know Romney couldn't win either.
Logic, tombaker, has no place in the ---
Submitted by matthewdean on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:05pm.
world of Palin Derangement Syndrome, so what would be the point of explaining logic to you?
You never did explain why, exactly, you made the statement that Sarah Palin had
to resign her position as governor.
That is either a misstatement on your part, which can happen to anyone, or it is just another blatant falsehood that allows you to bash the woman with a clear conscience.
Man up.
Admit you don't like her, and you won't have to waste your time with further digs that serve no purpose other than making you feel good about your obsession.
MD
Palin had to resign office,
Submitted by tombaker on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 7:16am.
Palin had to resign office, its just the fact of the matter. If she did not have to, she would not have. She spoke to her family, and they decided it was in her's and Alaska's best interest for Palin to retreat from her elect office. She reloaded, and gave up the ground, and bravely ran away.
I did not say she was forced out, not it the slightest, it was entirely her choice. Palin folded her cards, picked up herself, and walked away from the table. She said that Alaska would be fine without her, and that her replacement was as capable to carry on. Great for her.
As a person I think she is fine, I have a ton of respect for her pro-life position, and her keeping a child she understood would be challenged. I don't want a mama-grizzly, I want something more like an Australian sheep dog, who can rangle the herd.
As a Politician I think she does not have the skills to have a significant Executive position. Its called the Peter Principle, and she was maxed out.
There is nothing about a quitter that has ever made a Politician more capable or more likely to gain and succeed in higher office.
MD, I earnestly think you don't get the point, the country needs a capable leader who can hand the pressure and get things done. Palin could not do that in Alaska, as evidenced by her choice to resign. She could not handle the job in Alaska, and the General Election electorate will never vote for that level of skill to win. Palin is known to most of the country, she can not win a general, she already contributed heavily to a Republican loss.
But please explain the above question, as I suspected you can not rationalize them with any logic. Get over the denial, and stop the baby pouting that its PDS, its simple Palin vs Obama = an Obama win....and the only people advocating that are the libs. Some of the biggest online supporters of Palin, are libs...don't ya know?
You appear to hedge your bets, tombaker---
Submitted by matthewdean on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 11:57pm.
and despite your comments to the contrary, your dislike for Palin is apparent.
You haven't the balls to admit it, so you slip, slide, and equivocate to the point of flat out lying.
If that is the way you want to play it, no skin off my nose.
You talk smack, which is fine for building up your sense of righteousness; but it doesn't say much for your honesty in just plain admitting your dislike.
Instead, you slip in statements like "she already contributed heavily to a Republican loss."
That is not only patently untrue; it is an outright lie.
McCain would not have done as well as he did without Palin on the ticket.
As I said, you refuse to man up and admit that you not only merely give backhanded compliments to Palin as cover, but that you dislike her and will not own up.
You talk yourself in circles: First sentence - "Palin had to resign office, it's just the fact of the matter."
and then: "--as evidenced by her choice to resign."
You state "She could not handle the job in Alaska" , and then give nothing substantial to support the statement.
It is merely your opinion.
I have no problem with that, and actually, could not care less about whatever Palin's future plans might be.
I just don't care for people who talk from both sides of their mouth, and then deny that they are doing so.
I may have been born at night, but I wasn't born last night.
MD
MD, spare me the cut and
Submitted by tombaker on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 4:51am.
MD, spare me the cut and paste boilerplate, and attempt to be specific. I asked you pretty direct questions. I will assume that you missed her interview lowbrow sophomoric interview with Greta...for the 3rd time, explain to us all, how a Governor who resigned office, is going to gain higher office? I asked more detailed above, but you just duck and duck the question.
You want to get all embroiled in semantics? Fine
She ate.
She had to eat.
One describes a simple act, the other conveys that it is necessary. Saying she had to resign simply reflects that there was a need....a catalyst the made the event necessary.
She was not forced out. The circumstances became such that Palin choose that it was in her best interest to resign office, due to various pressures which would all be the same and far greater if Palin would be president.
Palin folded as Governor, and it would be a tough argument to say she would not fold as POTUS. Certianly you have not tried to make it.
When someone quits and walks away from an elected office mid-way through the term, why is that? Because she could handle the rigors? NO. Because she could not handle the pressures and be effective.
For some reason you need me to hate Palin...sorry I don't. And I said, as far as bravely standing on pro-life and keeping a child who was known to be most likely to have disabilities as determined prior to birth...well how can anyone not respect that mothership.
She is a fine person, but she is a deeply flawed candidate. If she want to lecture fine, make money on Fox, fine, sell books and reality TV....all great. But her belief that she has anything to offer voters for President is a stretch. She is unable to handle the media, she was a drag on the ticket, she became a laughing stock, a good politician avoids that.
She can regurgitate talking points fine....ideas are easy....doing it is hard.....and there we go again....she punted the ball, walked away, and abandoned her Governorship. She folded.
If you want to bet money on person who already folded their cards....you are a fool. PT Barnum does love you however.
You are not paying attention, tombaker---
Submitted by matthewdean on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 12:37am.
as again you go on and on about your perception of Palin's shortcomings, and insist I answer questions for you about the possibilities of a political future for the woman.
As I have stated already, I don't have any concerns, cares, or worries about what Palin may or may not do, what she is or is not qualified to do, politically or otherwise, for the rest of her life.
Palin seems a nice enough person, but I don't feel any compelling need to support her should she plan to run again for office at the national level.
I have no idea how she would do as the elected occupant of the Oval Office; and neither do you, though that certainly doesn't slow you down any when bringing up how you think she would behave based on her past.
It is all guesswork on your part; as one move in a person's past cannot in any way be certified as dictating precisely how they will conduct themselves in future circumstances.
My whole point has been, all along, to point out the considerable lengths you go to in order to bad mouth the woman, and then do your mealy-mouthed bullsh*t about not disliking her; thinking you have successfully discovered a means of camouflaging your true feelings.
Obviously, you haven't done very well in that regard, as far as convincing others, because you continue to come across as a proponent of whizzing on someone and telling them it is raining.
It is most obvious to anyone reading your posts reference Palin, and has been, from day one.
Deny all you want, and try to make it all an issue about her qualifications, or lack thereof, and keep pushing your version of Palin being a quitter.
Seems to make you feel better about yourself.
Given your polar opposite statements about Palin, contained in one post, maybe you should become familiar with the term "cognitive dissonance".
MD
Huh?????
Submitted by MrShy on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 1:13am.
"Pardon me, if I watched the weak politician Sara Palin, hurt McCain..."
By late August of 2008, McCain was on the fast track to Dukakis Redux, Pre-Palin.
Enter Palin, and he suddenly had a fighter's chance. Well, for a while at least, until the oh-so convenient economic "crisis" of '08 hit us in October.
And Tom Petty, you can keep the clue stick. You need it.
- Shy Vinyl
Join Mr. Shy and The 1* Percent
Palin vs Behar
Submitted by Model850 on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 5:04pm.
If Behar is so convinced Palin is "illiterate" she should invite her on the show for a debate.
The one condition I'd want imposed is that there be NO studio audience. They would be too biased in Behar's favor, wildly applauding whatever insane nonsense dripped out of her pie hole.
Invite reporters from several major media outlets to sit in attendance, including someone from FOX.
How about it, Behar? Care to put your money where your mouth is?
Let me see if I understand, a
Submitted by talkradio55 on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 9:46pm.
Let me see if I understand, a man who reads everything he says and does off a teleprompter is smarter than a woman who writes 3 words on her hands? The truth of the matter is that the combined IQ of the people on this panel is negative. Palin has more brains in her pinky than all those morons and Obama/Biden combined.
And Yet
Submitted by bobbys on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:43pm.
And Yet Joe Biden was going to wipe the floor with her in the debates and SP won or even if one does not agree with that it was a draw, The Best debater the Dems had and SP put it to em big time, Joe failed in the task he was given, So much for the "easy victory l" they thought they had.
I'm not sure
Submitted by panzerakc on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 4:31am.
that Joe could win a debate with a cinder block.
My Theory
Submitted by Harley2002 on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 10:58am.
I think all the garbage from this woman and Whoopie is just plian old female cattiness. I mean both are dog ugly I mean real friggin bow wow ugly. They see a beautiful woman who is successful and they just get jealous. Both could have 10 million in plastic surgery and they would still be ugly. Did you ever notice how real ugly 99.9% of the Marxist women are and how hot the conservative women are?
Behar
Submitted by batcat on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 8:55pm.
Then that would make Behar like a case of the clap, and as far as ugly goes, Whoopie and Behar look like a couple of hippos sucking limes with ice picks in their necks.
Joy Stick Bahar
Submitted by donaldduck on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 8:51pm.
If Palin is like jock itch, then that thing called Joystick Behar is like VD. Her parents never should have had unprotected sex. This breakout of VD could have been avoided and the world would have been a much more pleasant place.
And VD is nothing to clap
Submitted by batcat on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 8:56pm.
And VD is nothing to clap about.
Okay, I can't help myself.
Submitted by Blonde on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 10:00pm.
Since we now have a "jock itch" thread...and Brent Bozell posted a "crotch" thread earlier....I have to post this silly joke I got the other day. Don't yell at me....the Devil Made Me Do It!
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, and a liberal Democrat, and furthermore, an anti-hunting advocate, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.
As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. (Oh my!)
In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunting advocate, and how she came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and sat, and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility.
I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care they turned me down."
P.S. It was one of my non-American friends, from Costa Rica, who sent me this joke. He says there are a zillion ex-pats there now, and not one has a nice word to say about Obama. We heard that in Mexico, too. If even the socialistic loving Central Americans now hate Obama, it is time for TOAST!
Handy Reference Guide to Obama's Gaffes and Goofs ~ Currently Numbering 200 (and Counting)