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On Tuesday’s Countdown show, at the beginning of a segment about the Obama family’s pet dog, MSNBC host Keith Olbermann and MSNBC political analyst Craig Crawford, joked about FNC host Bill O’Reilly being a dog. Picking up on Olbermann’s earlier suggestion that he gets tired of hearing about presidential dogs, Crawford opened the discussion by ribbing the Countdown host about the possibility of the show getting its own pet dog.
After Olbermann disagreed, Crawford came back with a lame joke: "Well, you’ve already got O’Reilly’s show.
Olbermann responded: "That would be a female dog."
The over-the-top name-calling against the FNC host came just minutes after Olbermann used his "Worst Person" segment to slam Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity as he lectured the conservative talk radio hosts that one does not have to "spend every waking hour trying to annihilate" a political figure because of policy disagreements.
But Olbermann is well known for devoting a large portion of his program daily for the last several years to slamming President Bush – not only calling Bush a "fascist," but also suggesting last December that Bush administration members, presumably including President Bush himself, deserve to be "in hell" for some of their actions in the Iraq war. Olbermann: "I don’t know what, if any religion you belong to, but I suspect you’ll agree that people who ignored that many foretellings of preventable death should have a long time to think about it in hell!"
The Countdown host routinely ignored the success of President Bush’s troop surge in reducing the violence rate in Iraq, while other media figures acknowledged that the strategy’s success. And, almost three months after President Bush left office, Olbermann still finds reasons to attack him in the Countdown show’s regular "Still Bushed!" segment.
Below is a transcript of relevant portions of the Tuesday, April 14, Countdown show on MSNBC:
KEITH OLBERMANN, DURING THE "WORST PERSON" SEGMENT: Our runner up, the Manatee (REFERRING TO SEAN HANNITY), insisting there was some attempt by President Obama – who was, in fact, totally silent until the captain was rescued – to grab credit for the end of the Somali pirate siege. Ultraconservative Bernard Goldberg, of all people, told Hannity he was wrong: "Remember when liberals wouldn’t give George Bush credit for anything? If he came up with a cure for cancer, they wouldn’t have given him credit for that. And, I’m sorry, Sean. I see that on the right now. It’s like, I don’t want to put Barack Obama on Mount Rushmore for simply being the commander in chief, but we have to stop going out of our way to find fault with every single thing he does."
Our winner, Boss Limbaugh. After the rescue, ultraconservative Jonah Goldberg blogged: "Good for President Obama. He approved the rescue. It was the right thing to do with no small amount of risk, and God bless the SEALs."
So Limbaugh attacked Goldberg, suggesting that the rescue should be made into a movie with Will Smith as Obama; and Cantor, Jindal, Sarah Palin and himself, Boss Limbaugh, as the pirates.
"We just can’t be constant critics. As Jonah Goldberg has pointed out in National Review today, we must, when we see brilliance in action, decisiveness – the SEALs? ... SEALs couldn’t have done diddly-squat were it not for the decisive, cool under pressure, first test passed President Obama. ... And he deserves praise. Jonah Goldberg at National Review was first to point out, he does the right thing, we gotta say so."
There’s actually a crucial point in here. Just as when I protest and will continue to protest Obama’s stance on state secrets and sovereign immunity, that does not mean I hate Obama. So, too, can Bernard Goldberg and Jonah Goldberg congratulate Obama for a well-handled rescue mission and not be described as loving Obama. What the Sean Hannitys and Boss Limbaughs of this planet do not understand is that opposing a political figure or one of his policies does not require you spend every waking hour trying to annihilate that political figure. It is the difference between big D democracy, where critics may agree slightly with those they criticize, once in a while, and a theocracy where it’s all or nothing all the time. Of course, the livelihoods of Sean Hannity and Boss Limbaugh depend on that dangerous, fatal possibility that one nation means only one opinion – theirs.
Boss Limbaugh, today’s "Worst Person in the World"!
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OLBERMANN, AFTER INTRODUCING A SEGMENT ON PRESIDENT OBAMA’S DOG: Let’s bring in CQPolitics.com columnist, MSNBC political analyst and now Countdown dog analyst, Craig Crawford. Good evening, Craig.
CRAIG CRAWFORD: I think it’s time for Countdown to get a dog.
OLBERMANN: No. I love’em, but, no, it’s not a very big, it’s not a big studio-
CRAWFORD: I don’t know.
OLBERMANN: -and we’re only here an hour a day.
CRAWFORD: Well, you’ve already got O’Reilly’s show.
OLBERMANN: That would be a female dog.
—Brad Wilmouth is a news analyst at the Media Research Center.




KEITH OLBERMANN, DURING THE "WORST PERSON" SEGMENT: Our runner up, the Manatee (REFERRING TO SEAN HANNITY), insisting there was some attempt by President Obama – who was, in fact, totally silent until the captain was rescued – to grab credit for the end of the Somali pirate siege. Ultraconservative Bernard Goldberg, of all people, told Hannity he was wrong: "Remember when liberals wouldn’t give George Bush credit for anything? If he came up with a cure for cancer, they wouldn’t have given him credit for that. And, I’m sorry, Sean. I see that on the right now. It’s like, I don’t want to put Barack Obama on Mount Rushmore for simply being the commander in chief, but we have to stop going out of our way to find fault with every single thing he does."














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Keithamphetimine...
April 15, 2009 - 00:03 ET by AgentAmerican....probably would do something else with dogs in his personal little kingdom in his high rise suite for the amusement of Squirrel Shuster dressed in his Mary Little Lamb Chop (I said too much!)...
...let's just say Michael Vick was far more...dare I say...humane?
2010: A GOP Hill
AA... I agree..sums it up
April 15, 2009 - 00:21 ET by bigtimerAA...
I agree..sums it up in a 'Nut-Shell'.
Saves me from reading or listening to this.
Thank you is all I can say...
If I wanted to watch msnbc daily I would...unfortunately the network for the most part seems to be what this site is hunkering down on anymore.
I mean no disrespect here...I just wished this wasn't the majority of the concentration so much...there is so much more.
I know I will be pounced on for saying this...but that is how I see it.
...anyway, it is late...I've been in and out...I hope tomorrow is a great day for this country and it is covered well..I am looking forward to it so much.
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
Never
April 15, 2009 - 07:21 ET by boomerconI've never watched the KO show...ever. Never will. If it weren't for info such as on here, I'd never even know about that wackjob. Now the dilemma: do I support more info about him for my edification; or agree with BT that he's not worthy of even a mouse click?
I submit that he is just not worthy. I didn't miss him when I didn't know about him. Won't miss him under either circumstance.
I remain: bitter and clinging
Jonah Goldberg, huh?
April 15, 2009 - 00:17 ET by Anniee451Jonah Goldberg, huh? Interesting. Forgive me, Jonah, if I don't feel very disposed to praise this man for...anything. If, in fact, I don't agree that he did anything.
IF he did a 180 and actually saved the economy by slashing taxes and halting the lunatic spending, and stopped his mad domestic pirates from encouraging squatting, I would absolutely give him credit. But that isn't going to happen anytime soon, I guess. If, perhaps, he had sent a clear message that "This aggression will not stand, man" to the world instead of bowing and scraping to no avail except to worsen our international standing, I'd give him credit. That isn't happening either.
Epic presidential fail.
obama liberates ONE GUY,
April 15, 2009 - 09:47 ET by TruthMongerobama liberates ONE GUY, kills TWICE AS MANY to do it, and we're supposed to namesake him an aircraft carrier...
While the Honorable George W. Bush liberates millions with a tiny fraction of casualties, and the left feigns moral outrage...
obama has quite a ways to go yet before he hits the BIG LEAGUES - but let us not forget this was a nothing more than an ILLEGAL RESCUE FOR OIL and obama should be TRIED IN THE HAGUE FOR WAR CRIMES!! Shame obama - shame, shame, shame....
Turning Sewage into fertilizer
April 15, 2009 - 02:09 ET by DustBunny01Keith does raise one point that we need to take to heart, Obama Derrangement Syndrome must not become second nature to those who oppose the President's Administration.
While we do not know all of the facts; specifically the rules of engagement and any possible changes during the situation, we do know that President Obama was the man responsible. When good results, the President gets praise and when disaster results, the President gets the blame.
We may hold doubts but we must render praise when good results occur. To do otherwise, we reduce our effectiveness.
BDS
April 15, 2009 - 10:11 ET by iveseenitallI disagree with this capitulation idea. We all agree that there has been BDS for years. And guess what--- THEY WON! People think that what is said about President Bush is all true. Therefore, the left keeps saying it, regardless of the conseqences.
We are losing the cultural war. DUH! What are you "conservatives" afraid of ? Being lied about? That's happening. Being called names? That's happening. Living in a nasty world? That's happening. Losing all the values upon which this nation was founded? Guess what--that's happening too.
None so blind as those who will not see.
NEVER,NEVER trust a "liberal"
Adolescence
April 15, 2009 - 02:27 ET by KC MulvilleWhen these clowns engage in this nonsense, you wish we could start hiring the media's political activists from somewhere other than sophomore year in the local high school.
we all know that...
April 15, 2009 - 02:50 ET by i was just thinking... Olbermann is a clown, a buffoon, a hypocritical liar. May I suggest that we stop posting blogs about him? Egos like his thrive on grabbing attention and headlines. Every blog written about him gives him exactly what he and his followers want. As far as they're concerned, whatever he says is gospel. "See? The neo-cons on NewBusters are after Keith again!" In my humble opinion, every bit of acknowledgment that he gets here furthers his ego and his following even more.
He's nowhere near the level of an O'Reilly or a Limbaugh. He doesn't deserve the time of day that this site gives him. Ignore him. He'll hate that more than anything.
Just my opinion.
The lack of insight and
April 15, 2009 - 06:00 ET by eaglewingz08The lack of insight and irony is so astonishing with Oberjerk that even chutzpah is not sufficient for this astonishing piece of crap coming from Mr. Overbite (who slings more manure than his college farmhands).
I agree
April 15, 2009 - 08:20 ET by Tom in NCWe all know what he's about, and we should not stroke his ego any further, ignore this buffoon, he has nothing pertinent to say on any issue. He is nothing more than a barking mutt, so I say slam the door in his face and then have a seat in your favorite recliner, partake in cold beverage, turn on FOX News or Limbaugh, Hannity, or Levin and crank up the volume and drown out this pond scum.
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. Thomas Paine
US patriot & political philosopher (1737 - 1809)
Uh, no, Keith, your show is
April 15, 2009 - 06:35 ET by motherbeltUh, no, Keith, your show is the "dog" in the cable news lineup.
How are those ratings doing, anyway?
Live + Same Day Cable News Daily Ratings for April 13, 2009
P2+ Prime Time
FNC – 2,643,000 viewers
CNN—1,092,000 viewers
MSNBC –1,006,000 viewers
CNBC – 217,000 viewers
HLN – 881,000 viewers
They might say "Wow, that sucks!" But at least they'll say "Wow!" -Duff Goldman, the Ace of Cakes
BATH-TUB-BOY...
April 15, 2009 - 08:01 ET by danybhoymotherbelt, good ratings info there, but let me get this straight...
O'Reilly's b!tch is calling O'Reilly a b!tch? Hmmm...
100 weeks is over 8 years, all at #1, & he's the b!tch? That might be 1 reason Olby felt the need to whip out his degree from Cornell. He is very thin skinned, & in need of the constant pat on the head & a "Good Boy!", because he sure as hell ain't getting that when the ratings roll in.
"The Fairness Doctrine = Jim Crow laws for Conservatives". Jim Quinn from "Quinn & Rose"
Olberbark!
April 15, 2009 - 14:55 ET by blazermaniacThe only dog here is Olberbark. And like your comment suggests, Keith is getting obliterated every night. Of course he will make degrading comments, because he wished he had a quarter of Bill O'Reilly's audience.
Keesch Ostrichbrainman!
April 15, 2009 - 06:43 ET by GeneralAlI've been trying to think of a good descriptive name for this windbag for some time! I've got it!
Keesch OstrichBrainMan!
1] Real men don't eat keesch [Forgive the spelling! Besides, it resembles the name!].
2] An ostrich hides his head in the sand and pretends there is no danger!
3] The size of their brain results in their stupidity!
Olberman has the audacity to say We should not attack a president constantly just because we don't like his policies? This from an idiot who is now attacking a private citizen who gracefully left the public scene after having tar beat out of him on a daily basis by this jerk and all his mindless ostriches in the press!
Hey Keesch, let me paraphrase a quote from the waitress Flo in Mel's Dinner!
"Kiss my Grits!"
#1 story!
April 15, 2009 - 07:57 ET by goldboughI can't believe his number one story was about the dog! Maybe #5, but the top story of the day in the United States is about a dog. How ridiculous!
Memo to Keith: You Suck
April 15, 2009 - 08:22 ET by MozillaMemo to Keith: You Bash Geogre W.Bush nightly. So quit this everyone should not attack the current President shtick. You know you are a hypocrite.If you can't see how dangerous the democrats in control are then you are a apologist for this administration. You are the Worst Person in the World for bashing the republicans when in power and then letting the democrats get away with murder.
I Just Came From "The Onion" Website
April 15, 2009 - 09:25 ET by DoktorFrankenI Just Came From "The Onion" Website and for a while I thought I was still reading stuff on it.
MSNBC
April 15, 2009 - 10:08 ET by VinncyGThis clown, is MSNBC's idea of talent that they wish to show the American public they can do no better in presenting on their network. Anyone have a hour of their life they want to lose watching this nonsense.
Definitely a Poodle guy
April 15, 2009 - 10:18 ET by slickwillie2001If Olberdork had a dog, it would be a poodle and he would dress it up in little dresses.
The most envious, jealous bitter man on the planet.Olbergoebbels
April 15, 2009 - 11:17 ET by Lord ErondBathtub boy, you aren't even any where near the broadcasting and skill level that O'Reilly is. You long to earn your Presidential kneepads for Obama. O'reilly regards you the way a human regards a scuttling cockroach on a wedding cake. Repulsed that something so beautiful such as broadcast journalism has been violated by a disgusting, disease carring pest.
"Please get your facts right, then you may distort them as you please" -Mark Twain
Don't give Olbermann any
April 15, 2009 - 11:32 ET by NL207Don't give Olbermann any more credit than he deserves. I think the roots of his issues and inadequacies are much more mundane than any Goebbels complex or the like. I think his root problem is similar to Bill Clinton's. According to reliable sources, and in Clinton's case, a multitude of reliable sources, Olbermann is afflicted with small dick syndrome.
This guy is dangerous.
April 15, 2009 - 11:41 ET by rowdygirlThis guy is dangerous. Why is he allowed to get away with this kind of hate mongering?
The government is concerned about the "right wing extremists" and this idiot is allowed to run rampant on live tv every night?
archnemesis?
April 15, 2009 - 11:48 ET by katainkentlol I love the header at the top of the page.
Can I start calling Olbermann Dr. Horrible?
Offensive
April 15, 2009 - 13:28 ET by EllenKOlbermann is the poster child for BDS. It takes getting his advertisers and handlers to realize how offensive he is to many of us for him to be reeled in. This isn't the first time he has offended people. Within the industry he's known to be offensive to women he works with and he's been verbally abusive in many different settings. Why does the media continue to make it appear as if this empty-headed effigy has gravitas when it comes to things political?
"It takes all the running you can do to stay in the same place." -Red Queen to Alice "Alice Through the Looking Glass" by Lewis Carroll
I've always said if you want to know what a liberal is like...
April 15, 2009 - 17:40 ET by jawebster1listen to what they name call others. I never thought of Olbermann as a "bitch", but if that's what he thinks of himself, who am I to argue? Jim Webster