Gore Wins Nobel Prize for Sexy

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Al Gore, the tall, "adorable," "sexy," "very hot Nobel Peace Prize winner," ... "The Man."

It was the ultimate in Al Gore adoration, all the way from Oslo, Norway, via The Washington Post's Mary Jordan and Kevin Sullivan.

Scottish singer KT Tunstall gushed over Gore's "expressive, arched, well-groomed" eyebrows. Actress Uma Thurman said watching the "Inconvenient Truth" pedagogue "following his calling" was "like watching a beautiful racehorse run."

The December 12 Style section article committed to memory every detail of the Gore lovefest (part of the traditional concert to celebrate the Nobel Prizes) - down to the way wife Tipper "gently wiped sweat from her husband's brow." There was talk of celebrities glowingly meeting, hugging and praising Al Gore.

Jordan and Sullivan's love letter to Gore called him "the connective tissue that turned the evening into a homily - albeit a celebratory one - about the dangers of global warming."

Thus, as the infamous "planetary emergency" raged outside, the party - with 6,000 people, many of whom flew in for the occasion - went on. The article didn't mention how the crowd was offsetting the event or all that travel.

The writers did, however, have plenty to say about the Bush administration, turning to astute political commentator Thurman.


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I just wanna hurl....

But as G.K. Chesterton said:

When people stop believing in God, they don't believe in nothing, they believe in anything.

Today, the Pope's remarks were spot on.

OMG!!! Please! Surely,

OMG!!!

Please!

Surely, surely you jest....

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is she the sister to the

Is she the sister to the reporter that wants to drop on her knees for Clinton?

Bad news for Al. The Pope is talking.

 Pope Benedict XVI has launched a surprise attack on climate change prophets of doom, warning them that any solutions to global warming must be based on firm evidence and not on dubious ideology.

The leader of more than a billion Roman Catholics suggested that fears over man-made emissions melting the ice caps and causing a wave of unprecedented disasters were nothing more than scare-mongering.

Source.

"There is a clear attempt to establish truth not by scientific methods but by perpetual repetition."
- Richard S. Lindzen, Ph.D. Professor of Meteorology, MIT

"Scottish singer KT

"Scottish singer KT Tunstall gushed over Gore's "expressive, arched, well-groomed" eyebrows."

Huh?

Are we talking about the same bloated, large jowled, button busting, "Jabba the Hut,"AlBore? 

<barf>

I just had an image of

I just had an image of Jabba the Gore sticking out that ugly tongue. And licking princess Leie. So this was Jabba's party barge?

Now I don't know if I can eat dinner. 

"There is a clear attempt to establish truth not by scientific methods but by perpetual repetition."
- Richard S. Lindzen, Ph.D. Professor of Meteorology, MIT

I quote from Ann Coulter's Latest...

From: JOE MCCARTHY INVENTED THE INTERNET


"For you kids out there too young to remember, Al Gore is a vaguely gay,
morbidly obese former Clinton administration official who raised
campaign cash from Buddhist monks and claimed he invented the Internet..."

http://www.anncoulte...

Dang! Wish I'd said that!

 

"like watching a beautiful

"like watching a beautiful racehorse run."

Uh, Uma, time for glasses, or a taste transplant, maybe?

South end of a northbound horse

"like watching a beautiful racehorse run."

Maybe.  If you're watching it from behind.

When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.

Ding! Ding! Ding! Excellent!

Ding! Ding! Ding! Excellent!

Meanwhile, on the AGW front:

oops.

Double oops: link posted by botg on another thread hours before. Oh well.

Al Gore is sexy?  Well,

Al Gore is sexy?  Well, hell, all of us middle-aged geezers with thinning hair, receding hairline, knobby knees from hell, and whose chest has fallen into our drawers are now considered sexy?  Cool!

Actually, any female gullible enough to believe that manbearpig is sexy is too stupid to be worth chasing (or limping) after. 

"A communist is someone who reads Marx.  An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx."  Ronald Reagan

Well what can you say? If

Well what can you say? If these people believe Algore's bunk about "global warming" or "climate change" then I'm sure they also believe he invented the internet, won the state of Florida, and ... is sexy.

Tipper never knew she married such a Tom Cruise look-a-like!

 

A liberal persuaded against his will is of the same opinion still.

Fairly obvious why Repubs

Fairly obvious why Repubs and Dems dont see eye to eye.

 

"Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest". Mark Twain

 Well groomed eyebrow's

 Well groomed eyebrow's ?

Is this all it takes to get K.T. Tunstall all hot and bothered ?

Hey K.T. gimme a call, I've been told I have sexy back hair.

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

La La di da.  Tweedle dee

La La di da.  Tweedle dee dee la da.  Sweeee tweeee tira lira loo!

Goddess! It's wonderful here in La La Land....if only the Evil Meanies would go away....

La la di da.....