Weekend Captionfest II


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Discussing the issue of change, Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.) looks at former Sen. John Edwards (D-N.C.) during the ABC debate at St. Anselm College in Manchester, NH on January 5, 2008.


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I hate you - I hate Obama -

I hate you - I hate Obama - I hate ABC - I hate every Iowan - I hate my worthless loser husband - I hate this stupid debate - I love me - why don't all of you love me?

 

To Bill: After all these

To Bill:

After all these years, you expect me to believe there's nothing going on with you and her????

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In my new book "The Audacity of Inevitability". . .  

I ♣ My Seal

"I SAID I have experience,

"I SAID I have experience, bitch."

Hillary's got the look ...

... the look of defeat.

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In a deal brokered by her husband, Sen. Hillary Clinton sits in for Tim Russert on "Meet the Press." Her only guest for today is... Sen. Hillary Clinton.

Talk about "self-centered"!

"I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I..." "Me,Me,Me,Me,Me,Me,Me,Me..." Scheeze!

NEVER,NEVER trust a "liberal"

Whaddyyaa mean... this IS

Whaddyyaa mean... this IS my happy face. Ask Bill.

Check out my exclusive edit of BBC News America's interview with Mrs Clinton: It's news to me!

good one Jack.   These are

good one Jack.

 

These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc. Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day

Yikes

Her thighness shreeching at Edwards reminds me of my exwife b*tching at me about something. Does anyone want to listen to this for the next four years?

Listen!

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?

NO YOU'RE NOT!

I SAID LISTEN TO ME!

You'd better vote for me this time!

 

Channelling her AfroAmerican inner spirit:

"What choo talkin' 'bout, Edwards!"

 Can someone explain how calling for the creation of a can't work nanny state for the last twenty years is change?

"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last."  - Sir Winston Churchill

Churchill Quotes

"One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half." - Sir Winston Churchill

"You were given the choice between war and dishonor. You chose dishonor and you will have war." - Churchill's remark after Neville Chamberlain returned from signing the Munich pact with Hitler

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened." - Sir Winston Churchill

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. " - Sir Winston Churchill

"The truth is incontrovertible. Panic may resent it, ignorance may deride it, malice may distort it, but there it is." - Sir Winston Churchill

Hillary Looks at John

Oh, John. You are supposed to "wink your eye at some homely girl."

Why can't it be me?

Caption: (looking at Edwards)

"If that girly-man comments on my clothes again, I'm gonna bitch-slap him."

 

(he really did, folks!)

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... um, does he know he's running for POTUS, not writing a fashion column?

I thought I told you.No

I thought I told you.No red,white,and blue on the set.

The Wicked Witch of New

The Wicked Witch of New York looks like a house just fell on here.

A word of advice s***head:

A word of advice s***head: don't you ever set foot in Fort Marcy Park! 

"A communist is someone who reads Marx.  An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx."  Ronald Reagan

I am trying to save all of

I am trying to save all of you from yourselves...you fools!

*I* Am Robin Hood, You Fools!

"I am telling you here and now, that *I* have taken more money out of the pockets of the workers of America and have given it to more deadbeats, miscreants, slackers and slugabeds than all of you posers COMBINED. I demand that you fall to your knees and acknowledge the Socialist Queen Of The Universe!"

Clinton Worshippers

Nailed it.

I am the candidate of change

I change my positions on almost everything every couple of weeks, or at the first sign that the polls don't like it. That's real change.

The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic. Let's get it back! Alan Keyes '08.

Poll Worshippers

Nailed it.

 "Thankyah for inviting

 "Thankyah for inviting me to the New Hamp-shah debate Charles, I love the ci-dah and chow-dah, go Patriot's."

 

""You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

"I don't feel no ways tired.

"I don't feel no ways tired. I come too far from where I started ...

... oh, wait, I've got my patronizing regional speeches mixed up. Where's my Yankees cap?"

Guess who!

Watch as Mr. Slippery dodges another question.

"Damit, I just sharted"!!!

"Damit, I just sharted"!!!

 "Y'all'z gonna make me

 "Y'all'z gonna make me lose mah mind, up in he-uh, up in he-uh, Y'all'z gonna make me ack a fool, up in he-uh, up in he-uh, Y'all'z gonna make me lose mah cool................"

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

I said I want change

Damn you, I said I want to implement change and have for the last 35 years. Once we change what we want to change, we will change that change again. Then when we feel that the change needs to be changed, we will change the change once again.

Failing to realize that George W. Bush is not up for re-election

Failing to realize that George W. Bush is not up for re-election, Hillary Clinton blames him for the alarming increase in Obesity, Volcanoes, and Reality TV.

 

Newsbusters. Log on and find out What the heck is so yummy over here!

 ...and dont' forget

 ...and dont' forget Free about them po-po white people in Nevada whose levee got blew up by a black helicopter.

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

FS, I just KNEW he was

FS, I just KNEW he was behind all those volcanic eruptions. Just KNEW it!

"...well, after February

"...well, after February 5, I'll be available to perform at Bar Mitvahs, Shriners, and Milk Curdling competitions."

Check out my exclusive edit of BBC News America's interview with Mrs Clinton: It's news to me!

DON'T TASE ME BRO........

DON'T TASE ME BRO........

Ya know....

Ya know....I could REALLY go for him if he were an ACTUAL girl...and not just, "the Breckgirl".....

neighb

"Since you didn't check em'

"Since you didn't check em' at the door I'm gonna let you boy's come over here and place your testicles in this lock-box until the debate's over or we can do this the hard way.snip-snip!"

 "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

Bill!

"Bill told me to say that! And Bill told me to say that too! It's almost as if he doesn't really want me to be president like him."

Moderator: "It's no wonder

Moderator: "It's no wonder that Obama is doing so well. The only other choices are an inexperienced, calculating, shrill woman and an inexperienced, coniving, ambulance chaser."

Edwards: "I object, I object! I am NOT shrill!"

Clinton: "And I don't no ways chase no ambulances!"

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

I am soooooooo ready

Hillary in her best 18 year old impression (Southern drawl now gone)

'I am soooo ready to continue this campaign, I am soooooooo ready to lead'

Look into my eyes..........

You are getting very, very sleepy.  On the count of 3, you will vote for me and I will make you believe I've change your life for the better......mwahahahaha!

The face that launched a thousand ships

As people(In Green mobiles) tried to get away from her as fast as possible.

Fear is setting in...

Fear and panic are setting into the Clinton camp. I live up here in NH and the calls from the Hillary camp are non-stop (my wife is an independent). 3 polls just came out today all putting Obama up over the Hill by double digits. Wouldn't it be something if she lost the nomination? How sweet would that be?

Hillary screams, "Stop."

And the trousers of her competitors form large wet spots causing them to silently curse themselves, thinking, "Darn, why didn't I wear my attends?"