Weekend Captionfest

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Brit Hume, right, talks with Gen. David Petraeus about a Moveon.org ad during an interview on FOX News on Monday, Sept. 10, 2007 in Washington. (AP Photo/Kevin Wolf)


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How Long..

General, How Long have you known that the NY Times has been sponsoring the Al Queda terrorists, supporting the Congressional terrorists, and publishing Lies for the MOVE ON Terrorists ? 

What good is a Free Press, if it is a False Press ?   David Foote  GoE

You know, I can't even

You know, I can't even think of some smarmy caption for this picture.  I am so outraged for this man.

 

I'll just say, "I can never thank you enough, Gen. David Petraeus, and all the men and women in uniform who continue to serve and protect a nation where some don't know the meaning of respect."

 

If Iraq is "George Bush's Vietnam" then Gen. Petraeus is the democrat's "Jesus Christ" ...

...looks like the heavy

...looks like the heavy hitters are FINALLY questioning some patriotism around here:)...

General Petraeus we thank

General Petraeus we thank you for your service and offering us a stark contrast to America's losers who seek to destroy the very country you are fighting to defend.  God Bless You.

You see Brit, the "us" in

You see Brit, the "us" in that is moveon.org and liberals in general. So yes, by wanting my country, the United States of America, to succeed in Iraq and in the war against Islamic facism, I did betray those who are against that success.

Slightly OT; no caption

To piggyback on that, I thought a brilliant slant was introduced the Jim Lehrer show last night (PBS) where the reporter talked about one question Petraeus couldn't answer from a senator: "General, will succeeding in Iraq make America safer?" The General's answer was something like, "You know, I can't really answer that. I've been focused on my mission that I've been given."

Neither the senator nor the reporter seemed to have any inkling that it isn't a theater commander's job to determine policies, or to contemplate the foreign policy implications of war outcomes, but to do a mission and do it well. Duh. He hasn't been asked to make America safer however he can do that, but do fight a specific war. Let the policy wonks figure out how that makes us safer, but it's a dumb question for Petraeus.

"I guess it's better than

"I guess it's better than having Admiral Fallon calling me 'little chickenshit ass-kisser"

Objection your honor:

Objection your honor: hearsay!!

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

Even Brit

Look at Gen. David Petraeus eyes, he is pretty discusseded with that advertisment. Honestly I am assamed how much ALL of the media has shown of it. Just more free add for those fruit cakes.

He  needs our support, these guys are under way to much pressure, the more we apply the more WILL die. Let these guys work, they are Americans, they know what they are doing, they are us, give these folks all the help you can. GBTUSA

"Oh, for the days of

"Oh, for the days of answering questions about relevant issues, not juvenile rhyming crap from whacked-out, immature, far left jack asses..."

I'll fully admit, I don't get this one.

I guess I know smarter-than-average Democrats or something, but I just can't imagine that kind of juvenile rhyming crap (you put it well) getting out of the back rooms and into an ad which cost thousands of dollars, even at a discounted rate. This ad hurts moveon.org, not the General or the Republicans, and therefore it effectively hurts the Democrats. It's very strange.

It's almost as if they've been infiltrated at "moveon" by some really-smart conservative who said to himself/herself, "let's see how weird I can get them to go," and subsequently was amazed with his/her success. But that's my own conspiratorial imagination. Occam sez chances are it was a dumb lefty rather than a smart conservative doing this dumb thing deliberately. But I'd love to know the story behind the ad, or if there was any debate about making the ad's headline so over-the-top? Once again, I'm totally failing to come up with a funny caption, too.
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"General Petraeus, are you

"General Petraeus, are you as excited about LEON's return to Newsbusters as I am???"

Gen Petraeus: "Whats a

Gen Petraeus: "What's a 'Leon'?"

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

Brit Hume: "Only the

Brit Hume: "Only the coolest, most popular guy at the most hardcore conservative website in the world!  Duh!  Get with the now old man!"

Gen: Oh, I heard he was an

Gen: Oh, I heard he was an idiot. Who said he was so cool?

Hume: "Why Leon did of course."

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

General Petraeus: Brit, I

General Petraeus: Brit, I believe "leon" is Dutch for "douchebag".

General Petraeus

General Petraeus : Yes, I am very excited by loons return and hope to clear out Anbar Province of all the crazy loons out there.

Leon : The names Leon, not Loon!

General Petraeus : Oh! I thought you were a loon. Nevermind......

Brit, this is why I support

Brit, this is why I support early testing for reading disorders.  These people were failed by the system.  If early in their education, they were diagnosed, they could have gotten more from their education, and probably not been Democrats.

/*-/*-/*-/*-/*-/*-/*-/*-/*-

With Democrat revisionist history and liberals guaranteeing the future (global warming, nuclear destruction, etc.) only the future is certain; the past is always changing.

General Petraeus, how

General Petraeus, how did could just sit there and take the verbal assault from all those "moderates?" 

1. These are meaningless verbal assaults. I've been fighting far left terrorists with real guns for the last four years.

2. Fortunately, verbal barbs hurt less than bullets.

3. Boot camp was tougher than this. Those blowhards couldn't handle a single day in uniform.

4. Well, I see Hillary is already 'working' for her pimp, Soros.

5. You know, different people have different ways of displaying their patriotism.

  Ya missed me, nyeah (glug, glug,glug) - Shemp Howard (leaking)

Captionfest

General Petraeus: That’s right Brit. The next attack in our Iraq counter-insurgency plan is to invade MoveOn made up of George Soros sock-puppet Quislings.

General Petraeus: I overheard the Clintons say that when she becomes president she wanted me and other command officers to serve the hor’s dervs at her White House functions.

BREAKING

PAYBACK:

YouTube: Giuliani ad bombs sen Clinton

JDW

CFR: Chung, Riady, Hsia, Trie, Huang, Hsu, Paw... Who's looking?

 

Liberals are now saying if

Liberals are now saying if you support our troops you are betraying the Country. WOW!

Be careful what you ask for

It could be a lot worse General.  It is a good thing your name isn't duckus ? 

 "If you want to save the world you must be willing to make others sacrifice" ....Dogbert the green consultant

Petraeus answers MoveON.org

Britt: Typical liberals. Spending money on useless things. A full page ad in the NY Times asking a simple question. General?

General: It's 'Petraeus.'

Britt: Thanks for clearing that up for those a**holes.

Brit: "So what do you

Brit: "So what do you think general? Time to dump that NYT stock?"

General Petraeus: "Brit, I did that a long time ago, that puppies been a loser for quite some time now."

 

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.  ~ Unknown

Brit: "So

Brit: "So General?"

General: "Don't they know I have tactical weapons and their address?"

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No "rice-bite in the ass" here

http://tank.nationalreview.com/post/?q=Y2VkYmQzNDdmMmQwMGVmNGRlZjJjMmFiOGJjZjRlOWI=

Monday, September 10, 2007

Petraeus's Decorations   [W. Thomas Smith Jr.]

Gen. Petraeus's awards and decorations (too numerous to list all) include:

  • Defense Distinguished Service Medal
  • Two Distinguished Service Medals
  • Two Defense Superior Service Medals
  • Four Legions of Merit
  • Bronze Star Medal for Valor
  • State Department Superior Honor Award
  • NATO Meritorious Service Medal
  • Gold Award of the Iraqi Order of the Date Palm
  • Master Parachutist wings
  • Air Assault wings
  • Ranger tab
  • Combat Action Badge
  • French parachutist wings
  • British parachutist wings
  • German parachutist wings

"Care to talk about

"Care to talk about Hillary Clinton's military service?"

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Air Force. Flying Broom

Air Force. Flying Broom Coven - er - Squadron. :)

Well if she wins, the

Well if she wins, the secret service will code name her plane Broomstick One.

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Heh! Heh! Heh!!!

Heh! Heh! Heh!!!

drill -- or

drill -- or even

cackle! cackle! cackle!

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Broomstick one...That's

Broomstick one...That's great!

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.  ~ Unknown

And Bill will be First

And Bill will be First Letcher

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Nah, her code name will be

Nah, her code name will be "Hillary Clinton".

code name BIG B

code name BIG B(itch)

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I just dont know why it took

I just dont know why it took the liberals so long to call him a
liar...?? But it sure didnt surprise me.....I hope the left keeps it
up, its only good for the right.

brit hume to the gen

why gen petraeus do you think we should keep defending the liberals in our country even when they degrade our country, it's moral, and it's sense of self worth.

 

because we're better than liberals, and when we do that it reminds them everytime that we're better than they are. come on will you ever see a liberal defend a conservative? case closed.

 

lunaticcringeradio

Brit Hume

Brit Hume : So, General Petraeus, what do you think of this add Monday in the New Yawk Times?

General Petraeus : Well Mr. Hume, I wished they would have used another picture of me, my right profile is much, much better.

"You know Brit, I have been

"You know Brit, I have been hearing that insult on my name since 3rd grade. I grew up. They never will."

BTW,
it will only take a few more missteps by MoveOn and their ilk to give
the presidency to the Republicans (unless the Dems have the sense to
run Elisabeth Edwards for President).

"We just can't trust the American people to make those types of
choices.... Government has to make those choices for people" -HRC

captionfest

"General, has the President included Moveon.org as enemy combatants and
are you going to propose a surge of troops here to deal with them?"

In the last few days since

In the last few days since the ad the NYTimes has claimed they do not review/screen ads such as these:

ummm ... Crap!

 

The New York Times MovesOn

http://www.spectator.org/dsp_article.asp?art_id=12023

Ad Nausea

"I guess that's the best Soros' leftist pot-heads can come up with. At least they got a discount."

Brit Hume, right, asks Gen. Petraus,

"Is that a half-wits idea of multiple choice? Your name tag is right there plain as day."

Reply Ad

Let's buy a reply ad: "Moveon.org or.... communistbootlickingcrapbags. org"

Does it have to rhyme?

We saw this MoveOn.org ad

General Petreaus, you'll have to indulge us for a moment.  We saw this MoveOn.org ad this morning and we got to thinking, hey, this might be fun.  So me and the All Stars made up some of our own...

Nancy Pelosi or Bela Lugosi?

Janice Dean or Weather Machine?

Dick Durbin or Dick Turban?

Al Gore or Al Bore?

Steve Doocy or I Love Lucy?

Robert Byrd or Robert Turd?

Senator Reid or Senator Greed?

Chuck Schumer or F...ooh, sorry, can't read that one on television!

  Mighty nice job,

 

Mighty nice job, fitzfong!

Cheers, mate.

Cheers, mate.

Usually, people get most

Usually, people get most defensive and upset when the accusations are freighteningly true. Looks like moveon.org hit the nail right on its head, considering David Petraeus and others are so "defensive". Funny how he is a General during a time of War (occupation) and has time to go on Brit Hume. Apparently this guy has sold out to Bush & Co.

Mrs Imele

or they get upset when flat out LIES are told which threatens national security and thus their children.  Apparently you Mrs, are a traitor and liar

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And I suppose you're

And I suppose you're intelligent enough to explain how MorOn.org "hit the nail on its head", how the accusations are true and how General Petreaus (yes, that's General Petreaus to you) "sold out".  I doubt it, however, since you don't even know how to spell "frighteningly".  Douchebag.

General BetrayUs. That name

General BetrayUs. That name is wrong because this guy doesn't deserve the "General" part. He sold out. He is nothing more than a "politician" now. God bless moveon, the TRUE American patriots.

well here's the logic Mrs

A)  General Petraeus is doing that which is helping to insure the US victory over her enemies

B)  You say the General has betrayed you and your comrades

C)  Therefore you are an enemy of the US

simple and plain

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This is fascinating...

Do you actually believe this stupid, immature ad helped either "moveon.org" or the Democrats? Do you think any hypothetical voter (excluding yourself) was actually impressed, or actually changed his/her opinion?? Wow...

I guess I really DO hang with smart Democrats -- no wonder they seem so frustrated!
JMR

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  mrsimple, your

 

mrsimple, your ignorance on this issue is glaring. I have a friend that is an ex-employee and a retired (20+ years) Airforce officer that donated his time and money to MoveOn.org during the last election. After they run this ad he dumped them all together including time and cash because of the Generals known reputation.

It's too bad you spout off before you know what your talking about. This General has done more for the US of A than you have done in your entire life, I'm sure.

P.S. I hate ignorance.

"Too bad Ignorance isn't painful..."

MOVEON.ORG WEBSITE or

MOVEON.ORG

WEBSITE or WEBSHITE?

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Thanks

for the great video, JB

Thanks Cape. Glad you

Thanks Cape.

Glad you like it.

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"Please forgive them, General

for they know not what they have done."  Tooooo bad.  ha ha ha

With just a few more ads such as these, the Democrats will be hurting bigtime!  Not one of the Democrat candidates has disassociated him/herself from this despicable organization and it will only be downhill from here.

Thank you, General and THANK YOU to each and every serviceman and woman in the military!  God bless you and God bless America!!

It's hilarious how a couple

It's hilarious how a couple Republican's rant and rave about how a "military man" should be treated. Hmmm, John Kerry won numerous medals fighting for his country in Vietnam but the G.O.P. chose to humiliate him with lies and distortions. What about John McCain? Here is a man that was a P.O.W. but only to be humiliated with lies and distortions when he was up against the G.O.P's choice of "Dubbya". What about Murtha? Here was a distinguished gentleman from the military that is still harassed to this day for having a different opinion of the War (occupation). Should I make a list of how "swell" the Repiglican party treats military leaders? As if the evidence of pure cowardice wasn't enough (i.e. Bush and Cheney's "avoiding" service.) Yeah, they still can't find the documents to show Bush ever showed up. What a crock. The way General Wesley Clark was treated was enough to make a "true" veteran sick.

You sound like a very silly

You sound like a very silly person full of liberal bile and hatred.

Remind me again, where did John Edwards, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama serve in the military?

(And being a self-serving lawyer, doesn't count, sorry.)

Though I am glad to hear that you support John McCain...

It's disgraceful, it's got to be retracted and condemned by the Democrats, and MoveOn.org ought to be thrown out of this country." said John McCain last Thursday at Hudson, New Hampshire,

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"Mrsimele", DO NOT try to


"Mrsimele"
, DO NOT try to speak for us veterans!

Whatever happened to "We support the troops"? Officer or not, he is one of the troops.

"Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it." - George Santayana

Hey, idiot...John Kerry's

Hey, idiot...John Kerry's "service" was the real lie and distortion.  By the way, it's interesting when libtards like you claim Bush and Cheney "avoided" service when you had no problem voting for a draft-dodging scumbag like Clinton over highly decorated veterans.  Twice!

Crawl back into your mom's basement, troll.

"Well at least they

"Well at least they didn't photoshop horns on you, General!!"

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Or give him demon

Or give him demon eyes...

 

Oh yeah. I'd forgotten that

Oh yeah. I'd forgotten that one. So classy these lefties.

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 Excuse me, WHO lied??  

 Excuse me, WHO lied??   Kerry, a wholesale sell-out and traitor (why can't I buy a copy of his 'winter soldier' book, huh?) who met to 'negotiate' with enemies of the US, the Viet Cong; exaggerator extraordinaire.  Purple Hearts, my arse!  Johnny got a boo-boo.  Murtha, who besmirched the reputations of marines fighting NOW and risking their lives, convicting them of 'war crimes' before a trial, now will not apologize to their families since the accusations were proven FALSE.  Murtha, that piece of shite, an 'unindicted co-conspirator' in the ABSCAM investigation.  Both of these men used their military backgrounds to bolster their own careers at the expense and detriment of their comrades and those brave men and women who fight now.  That makes them even more heinous. 

    John McCain's service and imprisonment and tremendous bravery are admired and looked up to by all of us here.  However, we have issues with McCain/Feingold and how it impinges free speech and with his wishy-washy border and immigration positions.  We have nothing but love and admiration for the man otherwise, we just don't think illegals should get amnesty or citizenship.  That's hardly going after his military service.

     Can't trust liberals, on everything, never mind national security.  On that topic, we might as well hand over the keys to al-Queda right now.  God help us if any of those Democrat candidates gets in. 

    P.S.  I second the douche-bag assessment.  Gobshite!

Anyone who says they support the troops but not the mission is a liar. 

Kathleen

after reading your comments i am ashamed i ever called mrsimele "Mrs" as it is an insult to the wonderful married women like yourself on this site.  Please accept my apology.

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