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Peace activist Cindy Sheehan takes part in a march to deliver more than 1,000,000 signatures to Congressman John Conyers, appealing to him to begin impeachment proceedings against U.S. President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney, in Washington July 23, 2007.

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Oh Cindy

"Sign the petition and get one of my autographed books...please take the d@mn things!"

Cindy Sheehan

Newsbusters Editors

This an official request to not bring any more face time to this person. While I realize that freedom of speech is a constitutional right, the right to be heard or listened to, is not. This person has had too much publicity, period. In the future, please refrain from giving her any more publicity, whether positive or negative. Thank you.

DBW

Peppermint Patty organizes

Peppermint Patty organizes the summer camp...

The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.

- Arabian Proverb

Peppermint Patty - I never

Peppermint Patty - I never noticed, but that is hilarious!

LOL!! All she needs is a few

LOL!! All she needs is a few freckles!! 

You nailed it

WOW - I hadn't noticed before, but he resemblance is uncanny! ! 

No RINOs in '08

Except that Patty was

Except that Patty was athletic.

Except that Patty was

Except that Patty was athletic..

..and not a total PITA!

 

Um, like, oh my God!  And

Um, like, oh my God!  And stuff...

 "Send money now. Pappa

 "Send money now. Pappa Soros cut me off so the Dem candidates can distance themselves from me. I might have to go back to work at the 7-11, but I won't pass the pee test. Please help me."

 

"If you don't read a newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read a newspaper, you are mis-informed."-Mark Twain

Meanwhile, Conyers aids

Meanwhile, Conyers aids have begun the task of stacking boxes behind a microphone for the upcoming news conference.

"All cameras on me! ALL

"All cameras on me! ALL cameras on me! Any camera NOT pointed at me WILL be confiscated and smashed by my burly Code Pink body guards!"

"Git yer Casey crosses and

"Git yer Casey crosses and signed Casey pics right here folks, two for 5 bucks!"

-----------

MM apology to Casey:

I am sorry brave Casey, but your mom brought this upon herself!

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

The end of the legacy

"Bury my heart at Wounded Ego."

"Remember it's all about

"Remember it's all about me...uh...um....I mean Casey"

Sheehan-vs-Pelosi*
"This could get ugly"

"Do you know who I am?!"

"...!....!! ...?"

(how do you turn this thing on?)

"Um...Bush sucks!"

(wait...um... Oh yeah...)

"And Nancy Pelosi sucks!" 

"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war"  - Shakespeare

"People. Don't take the

"People. Don't take the brown acid. Some people are experiencing bad trips."

Roger, that was probably

Roger, that was probably lost on the younger (less than 50) folks here.

Thanks for the blast to the past.

"1, 2, 3, 4

What are we fighting for?"

 

We ain't got time

We ain't got time to wonder why WHOOPEE we're all gonna die.

I'm 47. Had the sound track. And Steppenwolf's greatest hits.

 Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.

I'm under 40 and I got it!

I'm under 40 and I got it! I wasn't at Woodstock, but I did see the movie. Is that cheating?

Uh-Huh

Yes, that's cheating.

Let's go people... Only

Let's go people... Only 999,995 more to go!

(On her quest to get 1 million signatures)

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Can You Hear Me Now?

"Ever since I got this Verizon network (mega)phone, I always feel like there's a crowd of people following me where ever I go."

Verizon Wireless. It's the Network.sm

*****

"Some people have a way with words. Other people, er, I don't know. Not have way, I guess." - Steve Martin

Once considered a leader in

Once considered a leader in the anti-war movement, Cindy Sheehan now needs a megaphone to demonstrate that she is still relevant.

Dr. Dean

"Dr. Dean, careful with the leash!...it is draped on my megaphone!"

Caption:

"Dozens of media members and several spectators gather around Cindy Sheehan as she sings 'They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha ha, Ho ho, Hee hee...'"

Sheehan is vile!!!

Honestly, I'm sitting here trying to come up with some witty comment but I'm at a loss. I simply can not stomach this harpy exploiting the death of her son. Seeing her holding the cross and picture like that makes me ill.

You can't save the Earth unless You're willing to make other people sacrifice. Dogbert the Green Consultant summing up the elite left.

Cindy

"Attention, can I have your attention please...

I would like once again to announce that I am retiring from public life. Thank you."

 

Poster child

The 2007 poster child for Shamelessness.

When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.

"Is there anyone here who is

"Is there anyone here who is not with the press? You know, someone who can sign my petition. And to the person taking this picture, be sure to crop it tightly. Just give it the Sheehan treatment."

15 minutes and 50

15 minutes and 50 seconds....16 minutes....16 minutes and 10 seconds....16 minu....

I drag this out again---every time she opens her big mouth.

 

 

Oh, Mother

 

Oh Mother, Oh Mother,

What have you done?

You‘ve damaged the strides

That we have won

 

You have spoken in public

And defamed our hard gains,

We have fought for so hard

With troops, tanks and planes

 

We left home and family

To fight for the rights

Of a beleaguered people

To have peace and sleep nights

 

I risked all I was

And not for great fame,

And now your sad efforts

Are bringing me shame

 

I guess you have chosen

To pay little note

To the fact those people

Just cast their first vote

 

And now as lie here

Asleep in my grave, 

I ask you to think of

Those I did save

 

And honor my memory

And my life, don’t you see

That I paid this great price

So that others are free

 

Oh Mother, Oh Mother

What have you done?

Oh, please be quiet

Until all is won.

 

    

 

"Deceased soldier spins in

"Deceased soldier spins in grave while his mother continues to make an ass of herself in public."

sheeHAN

"Will the owner of the pink bus please move your vehicle","you are blocking the shopping cart path to the campsite".

BUSH SUCKS! BUSH

BUSH SUCKS! BUSH SUCKS! BUSH SUCKS! 

BUSH SUCKS! BUSH SUCKS! BUSH SUCKS!

BUSH SUCKS BECAUSE ... um ... BUSH SUCKS!

  Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.

Neglecting to get a

Neglecting to get a permit from the proper authorities, Cindy Sheehan takes part in an illegal demonstration against what she calls an illegal war. In addition, she was charged for violating the noise ordinance. 

 Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.

Strangely, the megaphone had

Strangely, the megaphone had absolutely no effect on ampllifying Cindy Sheehan's mousy voice.

Cindy says... "I fully

Cindy says...

"I fully support my fellow Democrats attempt to hi-jack a vote last night. God bless Ms. Pelosi" 

Get Email updates from Fred http://socialnet.imwithfred.com/email_alert_july_26.html

I Want What I Want, and I Want It Now

Ms. Sheehan is a textbook example of the emotion-driven M.O. of liberals. It seasons the entire spectrum of thier conduct. While that is a benefit in areas of art/creativity, it is a liability where governance is concerned. Go play with your toys for a little while, Mommy/Daddy is busy right now.

"HAS ANYONE SEEN MY DEMOCRAT

"HAS ANYONE SEEN MY DEMOCRAT SUPPORTERS? THEY WERE HERE JUST A MOMENT AGO, THEY CAN'T HAVE GONE FAR. TELL THEM IF WE HAVE GOTTEN SEPARATED I WILL MEET THEM IN FRONT OF THE CAPITOL BUILDING AT 7:00. I NEED SOMEONE TO LET ME IN, THE GUARDS SAID THAT MY VERY IMPORTANT PERSON JUNIOR DEMOCRAT HELPER BADGE HAS EXPIRED. WE NEED TO GO OVER OUR STRATEGY FOR ELECTING ME THEIR NEW SPEAKER SO WE CAN ALL END THIS WAR LIKE THEY WANTED. "

Caption

"From Cindy's lips to Satan's ear"

Attention Walmart Shoppers

In the Infants department we have just received the Casey teething rings from China.

Hell I could find 1,000,000

Hell I could find 1,000,000 people to sign petition to deport her to Iran if you all would like.

Sheehan

I know you're in there Nancy.  I want my berka back.

May 28th

May 28th 2007

That’s it I’m leaving! I can’t even get on the left wing
blogs they called me a media whore! How dare they! Do they know who I am? I am
Casey’s Mom! Remember camp Casey? So now this is my thanks? I’m quitting the
Democrat party! You will never hear from me ever again! Are you listing? See..
these boots-they are made for walking! I walking out now! I’m walking...tap tap
tap, that’s my boots! You have kicked Peppermint Patty around for the very last
time!

May 29th—June 5th  phone log: no calls.

June 6th phone log: one wrong number.

June 7th- June 10th phone log: Some
one called selling sidling.

June 11th phone log: I tried to call Hugo Chavez,
it seems the number has been changed..

June 12th  Phone log: I tried to call Sean Penn, it seems the number has
been changed..(seems to be a lot of that now of days)

June 13th phone log: I tried to call Susan
Sarandon, my number was blocked.

June 14th phone log: some one called Dennis Kucinich
with some kind of offer to become Vice President of something.. I hung up the
phone I don’t talk to crack pots!!

June 15-July 21st phone log: no calls..

 

July 22nd 
2007

Look this is the very last time I’m leaving.. 

She is have a shout down

She is have a shout down with Al Sharpton.

Cindy: Al, your momma is soooo fat... 

These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day

Here ye, here ye! I have

Here ye, here ye! I have become obsolete!

Sheehanigans

 Make public all the signatures on her petition.  There-by is made known,  the enemys of our Republic.

"...signatures on her

"...signatures on her petition."  Sheeet! Probably be just a bunch of X's. Ignorant thumb sucking, poopy-pants left-tards!

Pathetic

This is too pathetic to comment on.  It doesn't warrant any creative energy to come up with anything clever.

Can't Handle the Truth?

My, my what an array of petty, small-minded comments about Ms. Sheehan. Apparently people with little vision and less character have difficulty dealing with someone who is so far ahead of them in recognizing that the war was wrong and that the perpetrators richly deserve impeachment.

Liberal parasites like you

Liberal parasites like you attach themselves nutjobs like Cindy Sheehan.  Then, when you've sucked them dry, you move on to another host.  If you were honest, you'd admit that Cindy Sheehan is simply a vapid, vacuous gasbag so starved for attention that she couldn't even honor her permanent self-imposed exile for more than a few days.  But you're not honest, so you exploit her victim status to suit your political ends.

Takingmyconstitutional,

Takingmyconstitutional, leave it to a leftist to make fun
of the founding fathers blue print for our government. Then you lecture us
about character..

I bet Cindy has a spot for a campaign manager when she
runs against Nancy.  

These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day

Yes, she's soooooo far

Yes, she's soooooo far ahead of the rest of us beer guzzling knuckle-draggers that she knows more about the reasons for, and prosecution of, the war than anyone else - including those fighting it. Please, feel free to name an impeachable offense that you'd like to see prosecuted. Keep in mind that you'd need to prove a "high crime or misdemeanor", not just "feel" the need to do it because you "feel" someone "richly deserves it."

 

Do you REALLY want Hitlary and Kaiser Bill in the White House?

I bet Cindy would have put

I bet Cindy would have put Sodom Insane on "double-secret probation." That would have taught him a lesson - same as it ever was. 

 Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.

l

Because of you, I now have one more reason to thank God for the ability to have an opposing view point to the emo-esque Cindy Sheehan. May God have mercy on her poor, corrupted soul BEFORE she dies.

I have a question for you and your kind: how in the heck do you justify it to your consciousness that you're following a woman who is using (let me say that again), using the death of her son to spread poorly researched opinions about the war. Talk about desecration... to use the by-gone life of a person like that is repulsive and sickening. Thank goodness that she has at least fallen mostly out of the media spotlight. Ugh.

Who the hell cares what you

takingmyconstitional..Who the hell cares what you think..

These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day

Handling the Truth, Handily

The Iraq invasion was exactly the right thing to do, at the right time. The war against Islamofascism cannot be won by invading every country that has a majority Muslim population. In the end analysis, this is a war of ideas/ideals, and Iraq is a logical starting place to attempt a sea-change in the thinking of Muslims everywhere. Iraq is the ideal place to start in attempting to effect that change, given its diverse populace and abundance of natural resources. If Iraq can be transformed into a freedom-loving, prosperous place where everyone's voice can be heard without fearing for their lives, other Muslims living in other, more repressive countries will surely notice such and ask themselves why their governments can't provide the same standard of living and (more) honest governance based on the rule of law. ''Hey Adel, we're off to join the Jihad, want to come along?'' ''Sorry guys, I just bought a new truck and I'm still paying off the pool I had installed last year, so I've gotta go to work. Good luck with the Holy War Thing, though . . .''

More of the same from the liberal...

Pop in to insult everyone that points their finger and laughs at the village idiot (that'd be Cindy, in case you missed the point of this particular thread), then cut and run. How consistent.

Do you REALLY want Hitlary and Kaiser Bill in the White House?

I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THIS

I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THIS AGAIN:  THE WHITE ZONE IS ONLY FOR THE LOADING AND UNLOADING OF PASSENGERS.   

 

If some people were any more stupid we'd have to water them twice a week.

Cindy Sheehan

Cindy steals Geshtoonkeda ray gun from Conyers home.

Conyers' comment;  "You are making me very angry earthling"

You know Cindy such a sharp

You know Cindy such a sharp mind, its painfull to listen to
her speak. Well.. you.. know..Bush..I.. think..ugh..I mean..really..
dosent..understand..just.. how.. we.. feel..about..,..,..(that little voice in
her head tells her, what were we talking about)..ugh..hmm..(think of something
quick) Remember me..I’m..Casey’s mom. And..so..in..closing..OH, OH.. thats it,
we..need..to..impeach..Mr..Bush ..because..I..don’t ..like ..him.
We..use..to..be..neigbors..remember me..I..had..camp..Casey..! Oh..does..
anyone.. have.. the.. time?

 

Its 16min. past the hour.. 

These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day

Sweet Emotion

The thing that I've noticed is that for liberals, everything is ''feel'' driven. Case in point: AGW. Humanity is at the top of the food chain on this rock, and sometimes shows an ugly disregard for the environment, damaging it severely somtimes and in some places. That's bad and it makes me feel bad, and makes me feel bad about the human race, because us being at the top of the food chain, we (especially GOVERNMENTS) have a responsibility to be good stewards of our planet. All well and good. Policy, however, should be science-driven, and from what I've read from a variety of sources, the word is far, far from in on the subject of AGW. It's a childlike supposition, and of course that is the demographic that is always targeted with this type of tripe. My 7 year old daughter came up to me the other day and asked ''Daddy, is the Earth getting hotter?'' I mean, please, I don't even let my kid get overexposed to religion at this age, let alone liberal religion. Ms. Sheehan's son went to war. People get killed in wars, which is bad. Her son was killed in a war, which is really, really bad. War is bad. Anyone who would start a war is therefore bad, which means that President Bush is automatically bad.

 Sorry if my posts seem timed weirdly. I'm writing from near Yokohama.

 

The Bible is crystal clear

The Bible is crystal clear concerning nut-jobs like Cindy Sheehan ...

Micah 3:5

Thus saith the Lord concerning the prophets that make my people err, that bite with their teeth, and cry, "Peace!"; and he that putteth not into their mouths [he that does not subscribe to their doctrine and their stance of appeasement], they even prepare war against him [they declare their own war on him].

2 Thessalonians 3:10-12

(10) For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.

(11) For we hear that there are some which walk among you disorderly, working not at all, but are busybodies.

(12) Now them that are such we command and exhort by our Lord Jesus Christ, that with quietness they work, and eat their own bread.

1 Timothy 5:13

And withal they [those who wax wanton against Christ ... those who are hostile to the truth] learn to be idle, wandering about from house to house; and not only idle, but tattlers also and busybodies, speaking things which they ought not.

the bible is crystal clear

the bible is crystal clear about many morals and problems in life. That's why liberals HATE it and G-d.

like this pearl from Isaiah

Isaiah 5:20-21 (New International Version)

20 Woe to those who call evil good

and good evil,
who put darkness for light
and light for darkness,
who put bitter for sweet
and sweet for bitter.

21 Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes
and clever in their own sight.

 

This is PRECISELY what liberals do. Evil dictators become good, (hitler was merely misunderstood) and great countries and leaders become evil.. (Rosie: We are terrorists.)

 

Here's a few more

Here's a few more ...

Proverbs 28:4

They that forsake the law [the Word of God] praise the wicked: but such as keep the law contend with them.

Isaiah 29:20-21

(20) For the terrible one [the oppressor] is brought to naught, and the scorner is consumed, and all that watch for iniquity are cut off :

(21) That make a man an offender for a word, and lay a snare for him that reproveth in the gate, and turn aside the just for a thing of naught.

2 Peter 2:10-12

(10) But chiefly them that walk after the flesh in the lust of uncleanness, and despise [righteous, or Christian] government. Presumptuous are they, self-willed, they are not afraid to speak evil of dignities.

(11) Whereas angels, which are greater in power and might, bring not railing accusation against them before the Lord.

(12) But these, as natural brute beasts, made to be taken and destroyed, speak evil of the things that they understand not; and shall utterly perish in their own corruption;

Jude 1:8-10

(8) Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.

(9) Yet Michael the archangel, when contending with the devil he disputed about the body of Moses, durst not bring against him a railing accusation, but said, "The Lord rebuke thee."

(10) But these speak evil of those things which they know not: but what they know naturally, as brute beasts, in those things they corrupt themselves.

1 John 2:18

Little children, it is the last time [eschatos hora - the lowest, or trying hour ... the hour of adversity] : and as ye have heard that [the spirit of] antichrist shall come, even now are there MANY ANTICHRISTS; whereby we know that it is the last time [eschatos hora - the lowest, or trying hour ... the hour of adversity].

Rev Al

Mother Sheehan does her Rev Al Sharpton impression

OK, places everyone. 

OK, places everyone.  Washington Sit-in Protest scene #666, take 1.  And...action.

Cut!

Damnit!  I told you this scene calls for 1000 unwashed hippie protesters and 5 photographers...not 1000 photographers and 5 unwashed hippie protesters.  You're fired!

Coffee break!  Take 5! 

OK, places everyone. 

OK, places everyone.  Washington Sit-in Protest scene #666, take 1.  And...action.

Cut!

Damnit!  I told you this scene calls for 1000 unwashed hippie protesters and 5 photographers...not 1000 photographers and 5 unwashed hippie protesters.  You're fired!

Coffee break!  Take 5! 

"AND AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE

"AND AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE ... A VOTE FOR THE BIN LADEN/MOORE TICKET IS A VOTE FOR THE AMERICAN WAY ... BIN LADEN FOR PRESIDENT!!! WOOHOO!!"

Meg(aphone) Sheehan

a little rhyme about her crime------

 

Mom, I see the cross in your hand,

On it you have placed my name

You carry it as you speak,

Pretending our ideals are the same

Alas, my mother you are wrong

And you know you bring me shame

You have chosen to speak out

And wrongly place the blame!

 

You rally against our country,

saying that we are wrong

Instead of placing blame against,

those where it really does belong

You profess to try to help

Our American society

All you are really doing

is gaining notoriety.

 

And so I tell you mother,

If you want to really rock,

Instead of using a megaphone

You ought to use a sock!

This action I assure you

Would truly win my vote

By stifling all the BS

That comes out your throat!

Once again using fallen

Once again using fallen soldiers' names in ways they and their families never would have wanted or allowed, Sheehan steps on the necks of the dead.