Obscure cable 'news' network Current TV's aptly named show, Say Anything with Joy Behar concluded an episode on Monday night by putting forth a different perspective on Mitt Romney that was of course related to all the worn-out liberal judgments of him.
Behar justified her endorsement of President Obama's re-election by comparing his Republican challenger to a "horny guy doing speed dating." You know the type, a man who is willing to "say anything to close the deal" and just wants to get in the pants of every girl he meets. But in this case, it's the collective pants of America. [ video below, MP3 audio here ]
The sad irony of it all is how Behar likens Romney to a guy who desperately tries to get into a woman's pants when it's liberals who have treated women with disrespect by reducing their campaign to a fabrication called the war on women. Thereby reducing women to the sum of their genitals with advertising like Planned Parenthood's "Yes, We Plan" and the Obama campaign's official endorsement of Lena Dunham's "My First Time" in which she compared voting to Obama to losing her virginity.
Relevant Transcript Below
Nov. 5, 2012
6:58 p.m. EDT
JOY BEHAR: You know before we go, I want to share with you why I'm voting tomorrow for Barack Obama. Here's why, Mitt Romney's desperate campaign to become president, he reminds me of a horny guy doing speed dating. He'll say anything to close the deal. 'You like hip hop too, that's my favorite kind of music. I used to be a hip hopper. Can I get your number?' Then two minutes later it's on to the next prospect. Hip hop music, yeah I hate it too. All of that noise. What I really love are Gregorian chants.
You've heard of serial daters? Mitt Romney is the serial candidate, shamelessly courting and flirting with every possible type of voter. From Tea Partiers to progressives, from hard liners to moderates. While managing to remain faithful to no one. Thanks, but if I wanted a president who will say or do anything just to get lucky -- I'd vote for Charlie Sheen.
With all the challenges and crisis this country is currently dealing with, stop and ask yourself what we really need. A man who is trying to get America back on its feet, or one who is just trying to get into its pants. Think about that.
7:00 p.m. EDT