By The Vet  | November 13, 2010 | 18:33
Are you a troll? Feeling a little squeezed because others are sick of you troll ways? Got a nasty diaper rash itch because Mumzie troll forgot to change your diapers again? Never fear. Just reach into this back of troll tactics to put a Full On Whine on those nasty peoples that crawl all over the intertubes.
2. Screaming Woodshed when your troll ways are pointed out. Yet never actually bother to create a woodshed forum. Dead Zippers: ...just start a forum already... ... WOODSHED  ... Woodshed!!! 
3. Whine about threads getting disrupted or mucked up when your troll ways are pointed out. Dead Zippers: ...you to disrupt every thread... ... Haven't you disrupted this thread quite enough?  ... ...God himself has commanded you to disrupt every thread... 
6. Create imaginary crowds that are siding against you. Dead Zippers: I've been taking on personal attacks for quite some time now... 
7. Claim people are secretly complaining about those that point out my troll ways. Dead Zippers: Ask Dave - he had a gem... 
10. Constantly whine that you were a nasty viscous troll with multiple accounts years ago but you are reformed now. Really. Honext. Dead Zippers: I made amends long ago .. ... I even wrote a PM to one of the admins acknowledging it. 
11. Talk down to male users that dare to point out your troll ways by calling them female names or nicknames - for example - Betty or Sweetheart. Dead Zippers: cutie-pie.  ...
12. Claim anyone that dare point out your troll ways are actually the trolls not you. Dead Zippers: You're the worst kind of troll...  ... You've become a troll, Blonde.  ... The conservatives are quickly becoming the trolls... 
14. Whine endlessly when others call you by the name of known trolls. Dead Zippers: Every time you call me zippers it is a lie.  ... I am not, nor have ever been your little play toy, nwahs . ...you still have no idea who I am.  ... You've been calling me nwahs...  ...
15. Make post after post noting the time others make comments as though everyione needs to live, work and breathe on your schedule. Dead Zippers: Get some sleep, man. The date stamps of your posts can only mean... ... Now get some sleep.  ... Isn't it bedtime yet?  ... Were you really up at 3 am just to post...  ... why don't you do something with your Saturday... 
16. Whine that others' posts aren't relevant. Nevermind that you have never had anything of interest to say eveh. Dead Zippers: ...do you have something relevant to post? 
17. Whine about the nature of others posts when you never once bothered to fill out the subject line. Dead Zippers: ...the ALL CAPS, or even better, ALL CAPS AND BOLD.  ... Can't you just post all of your thoughts in one entry...  ... ...your spelling and grammar precedes you.  ... Because as usual I did not use the subject line.
18. Demand apologies over and over. Your trollie feelings have been hurt.
19. Whine that no one is allowed to respond when I replyed to another user. Dead Zippers: I'm trying to have a discussion with Noel here... 
20. It's not you. It is others. Really. They are mean. Dead Zippers: Your posts have deteriorated.... You no longer wish to discuss the topics with me, as you repeatedly post insults and names...  ... ...do you even remember why you turned on me...  ... Come on, xxxx, why did you turn on me??? ...