On April 15, CNN anchor Rick Sanchez, the network's Mr. Wizard, suggested Iceland shouldn't have a volcano: "You think it's too cold to have a volcano there." On Friday, Sanchez followed up with this:
Tonight we're going to focus on the environmental movement and their discussion about the chemicals and chemical smell in mothballs. All I can say is - the smell of mothballs? I mean, I don't even know of a way to spread their little legs, much less that they even had balls in the first place! Wow!
Actually, he never said that. We just want to get on his stupid "List U Don't Want 2 Be On" again. (Hat tip: bse5150.)