I voted for Colmes because he's the only one who openly admits to being a liberal and spouting lefty talking points. All the others are just shills... Except for Ubermoron. I'm not really sure just WHAT he is...

The Closed Mind Erects Strong Barriers

I assume you left Media Matters off the list just to make the poll more interesting and competative.

All the above.

All of the above. "Likely" is not applicable to any of them; it can only be "certain".

A very strong case could be made for any one of this lot...though you're leaving out Chrissy Matthews for some reason.  I picked the little Shyster...but Moyers has so totally gone off the rails that he makes Olbermann and that garden gnome Helen Thomas seem almost objective.

Chrissy Mathews

I'm sure you'll be adding him to the list.

Never heard of David Shuster...considering the others and trying to decide is impossible, thoughtless and overpaid in equal measure all around.  I voted for Couric on account of the prestige of her position despite her well deserved bottom feeder ratings.  Olbermann is simply a wretched creature beyond compare who occupies a miserable hate filled niche all his own.

In my opinion this poll shouldn't be done with a radio group but rather a treeview with "Democratic Shills" as the root node.

Most of you won't know what I am talking about so please google the phrases you don't understand :-)

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

Your poll questions are in most cases trick questions as the only real leftist up there is Chris Matthews. The rest are anarchists, communists, media whores and globalists.

Matthews therefore is the vote as while he was leading the globalist coup against Hillary for Al Gore.........he is leftist as Hubert Humphrey was keeping border busters out.

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I'm going to have to give Katie Couric a pity vote.  With nobody in America listening to her, she can pretty much get away with saying what she wants without scrutiny.

All of the above.

So I voted for Keithie.

Check out my reasoning for voting for Chris Matthews and see if we can agree.

*Wolf Blitzer tries really had not to appear biased. His internal bias just pops out now and then.

*Alan Colmes doesn't pretend to be an objective journalist, so he can shill all he wants.

*Katie Couric is a Dan Rather wanna-be, but just can't be as vile as Dan.

*Bill Moyers is a Communist. No one cares what he thinks except other Communists.

*Keith Olbermann just plain hates our current President. That's all.

*David Shuster could fall in the forest, and no one would hear it.

*George Stephanopoulos really doesn't shill all that much because he knows we all know he is a Clinton buttocks-kisser and we'll call him on it if he shills. He has his "Round Table" of New York Times columnists do the shilling for him.

*Helen Thomas is a senile Socialist monster whose words carry no weight or meaning.

That leaves Chris Matthews. He wants so badly to be Tim Russert, he can almost taste it. But he shills for the Democrats SO MUCH that he'll never be anything more than he is right now. Mention tax cuts and watch his face turn into a tomato. Mention Alito, Scalia, or Thomas and the spittle starts flying! Yep, he's the hands-down winner in my book.

Agreed?

Colmes has excused Dems and ridiculed Repubs for the same thing on the same show

"Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest". Mark Twain