KT Tunstall

Gore Wins Nobel Prize for Sexy

Al Gore, the tall, "adorable," "sexy," "very hot Nobel Peace Prize winner," ... "The Man."

It was the ultimate in Al Gore adoration, all the way from Oslo, Norway, via The Washington Post's Mary Jordan and Kevin Sullivan.

Scottish singer KT Tunstall gushed over Gore's "expressive, arched, well-groomed" eyebrows. Actress Uma Thurman said watching the "Inconvenient Truth" pedagogue "following his calling" was "like watching a beautiful racehorse run."