Weekend Captionfest


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Rosie O'Donnell, left, gets a high five from co-hosts Barbara Walters as O'Donnell joined the cast for the taping of the first show of the 10th season of the ABC talk show, 'The View' on Sept. 5, 2006 in New York. O'Donnell is in the midst of a war of words with Donald Trump. There are questions about how Walters feels about the latest uproar. Especially since this year's departure of Meredith Vieira led Walters to seek out O'Donnell. Walters was on vacation Thursday, Dec. 21, 2006, and unavailable for comment, a show spokesman said. (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)


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Q: What do you get when you c

Q: What do you get when you cross "Dumb and Dumber" and "Thelma and Louise"?

A: See above.

"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously." --Hubert Humphrey

Rosie/Bahbwah Picture

"Forget Clay Aiken, where has YOUR hand been Rosie?"

The World Has Gone Mad!

Babs & Rosie celebrate the "punking" of Donald Trump

"And this is how I app

"And this is how I apply the cocoa butter to my stretch marks every morning!........ Wax on, Wax off!!!!'

'You lose the debate when you let someone distract you from the original idea of the debate.'

Rosie to Babs:Dudette, we got

Rosie to Babs:

Dudette, we got the story....Hillary told me she was going to come out on OUR show!!!!!

Followed by, "oops, I

Followed by, "oops, I just 'outed' someone again, but I suppose the biased news media conveniently won't notice because of who I am, again."
JMR

I know this is crude, but :Ba

I know this is crude, but :

Babs:  Get that hand away from me!  I've got a pretty good idea where it's been!

Rosie: Homophobe!

"A communist is someone who reads Marx.  An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx."  Ronald Reagan

Pumpkinhead: Okay, now imagine

Pumpkinhead: Okay, now imagine I'm not using my hand and it's not your hand I'm using it on!

BaBa WaWa: Mmmmm ... I fink I undertand.

Give a Liberal a thought and he'll repeat it mindlessly all day.  Teach a Liberal to think for himself and he'll vote Republican (or, preferably, Libertarian) for the rest of his life.

SpinyNorman:Give a Liberal a

SpinyNorman:

Give a Liberal a thought and he'll repeat it mindlessly all day.  Teach a Liberal to think for himself and he'll vote Republican (or, preferably, Libertarian) for the rest of his life.

I said something similar to a coworker recently. Yours is so much more eloquent. Can I use that?

  Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.

After realizing they couldn

After realizing they couldn't pull off Oprah's "You go girl!" Barbara Wahwah and Rosie the Hutt resort to making a sorry attempt at a high-five...not realizing that an overrated and aging news reporter with a speech impediment and a 600 pound white lesbian loudmouth with rabies never had a snowball's chance in hell at properly pulling off the high-five and looking cool.

Gun Safety Tip #8: No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey. (www.imao.us)

BaBaWaWa:"Your babys so

BaBaWaWa:"Your babys so qute!"  " Looks just like you!  Sure is wrinkled up alot tho..

Rosieq:  "The zoo is taking care of it so I could be here! aint that great?!

              ...MERRY  CHRISTMAS TO ALL,   GOD BLESS YOU AND YOURS     :-)  WW    

Mean Gene,You are going to he

Mean Gene,

You are going to hell....you've insulted the majority of the democrat's favorite causes, there.  It matters not that the said constituency is 1/3 of 1/2 of one percent of the population. 

You are a neanderthal right wing creepozoid MAN!

How dare you say such a thing to Miss Wose Bud?

Hello....you Male Chauvenist Piggy?

SOD, I am laughing so hard I can't stand it.

Ba ba wa wa wuvs wosie.  wewww, vewy vewy much, wesbians fo twump bwashing...

Or somesuch!

If heaven is full of the se

If heaven is full of the self-righteous lefties, then I can deal with hell...at least there will be plenty of "evil capitalists" there selling ice cream and pop-sicles with me!

Gun Safety Tip #8: No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey. (www.imao.us)

how's thems rating's

Don't  worrie's barbs's;  we's don'ts needs them's stink'en sponsors, just'da  thinks wheres the" RATINGS"  will'er bee's , honey " bye's" next'er  week's,, 

"Baba, ratings are up

"Baba, ratings are up thanks to my venom spewing mouth. And the best thing is, you don't care because you are old and washed up. Who should I attack next?"

Let's rub palms! This is fun!

Let's rub palms! This is fun!

The Reagan conservative formerly known as Texaswolf77.
I am not a Trot, that was an act.

rosie and baba

Rosie: I would give you a high five, but I just can't lift my arms that high.

Seismologists looking for the

Seismologists looking for the cause of the magnitude 5.7 quake felt across the country have focused their attention on the underarm fat jiggle that resulted from this action.

"People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news."  - A.J. Liebling

"Heil Hitler."&qu

"Heil Hitler."

"Heil Hitler."

RightWired.

"How do you tell a Communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin." - Ronald Reagan

LOL!!!! That's a good one

LOL!!!! That's a good one RW!

The NeoLib version would be Heil Hillary!

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Rosie: Hey, Babs, let me fell

Rosie: Hey, Babs, let me fell that hand.

Barbara: Owkay

Rosie: So smooooth... listen, would you like to go out for a quick drink later.  Kelly is back in Miami with the kids and...

See the size of someone’s h

See the size of someone’s hand tells you just how big I am under my black pajamas, as you can see…. Varry.. warge.  I can see you are looking at my extra roll, it can be yours for the asking. Kissie Kissie..

America is best described by one word, freedom... Dwight D. Eisenhower

The View

The View--is this what the feminists really want? Such a sad reflection on American womanhood. It's woman bashing! Intelligent females need to mount a protest.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

NEVER.NEVER trust a liberal

We do.  We don't turn it on.

We do.  We don't turn it on.

I've never seen it, never shall.

I haven't either, nor will I

I haven't either, nor will I ever....most likely more women than people think who detest these simple-minded detriments to society.

Waste of time, BIG waste of space!

"Once the coffers of the federal government are opened to the public, there will be no shutting them again." - Grover Cleveland

captionfest

Baba: ~ So that's what her little yellow note paper says...

Rosie: " I give high five like this with just my little pinky touching, it has meaning. "

I just ate Star Jones. Hig

I just ate Star Jones. High five me, or you're next.

Rosie: Barbara, smell my fi

Rosie: Barbara, smell my fingers!

Barbara: No thanks Rosie, I can smell the pork from here.

Barbara: "Congratulati

Barbara: "Congratulations Ron, you sure can make yourself a good lookin woman."

Barbara looks up Rosie's sle

Barbara looks up Rosie's sleeve to make sure there isn't a hidden shiv, refuses to turn her back.

  Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.

Keep up with the crazy, Rosie

Keep up with the crazy, Rosie. Every crazy incident is worth 4 ratings points!

Walters: That is a big no-no

Walters: That is a big no-no Rosie- I don't know where your hands have been

http://sacredscoop.com

Unfortunately boa, with this

Unfortunately boa, with this sick society now, you are most likely correct...as they well know, accidently or not.

"Once the coffers of the federal government are opened to the public, there will be no shutting them again." - Grover Cleveland

Baba Wawa congwaduates Wosie

Baba Wawa congwaduates Wosie O'Donnew on her upcoming appeawance on The Biggest Wooser.

Pattie cake pattie cake baker

Patty cake... Patty cake bakers man...

We've got Trump in the frying pan!

"Once the coffers of the federal government are opened to the public, there will be no shutting them again." - Grover Cleveland

Rosie and Barbara congratulat

Rosie and Barbara congratulate each other upon learning they both prefer to wear men's underwear...

Rosie: ".......and the b

Rosie: ".......and the best part is that I scored a real coup at my local K-Mart.  I got ten cases of tartar sauce for half-price!"

Barbara:  "Way to go, Rosie!"

"Dont worry Babsy baby

"Don't worry Babsy baby... thanks to me, by the end of the year it's gonna be known as THE SPEW"

Proud member of the all-powerful and vast
militarist/industrialist/capitalist/zionist-bagelist complex

Rosie: "Just as God put

Rosie: "Just as God put a G-Spot inside every woman, she also put what I call the R-Spot in the palms of our hands.  Here, Barbara, let me show you how you find it . . ."

Rosie

Here's Rosie, a walking ad for human dignity. Give me a high five, woman!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

NEVER,NEVER trust a liberal

"We sure fooled them t

"We sure fooled them this time! Can you believe how easily those fools swallow our propoganda? And no libel or slander suits, no pulling of our broadcast license; no accountability whatsoever! The conservatives are making this too easy! At this rate, we will turn the United States into the Soviet Union in no time!"

"Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it." - George Santayana

"Yes, Wosie your fingers are

"Yes, Wosie your fingers are much fatter than mine but mine have a wot more winkles"

"Maybe I can sing for Bu

"Maybe I can sing for Bush at his ranch to be a symbol for how smoothly this term and war have gone!"

ps I like the vps daughter!

"No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we all are accomplices."

E. Murrow

"Isn't that funny how it

"Isn't that funny how it jiggles when you slap it?"

(Use your imagination on that one guys)

The new world order is in power. God help us all.  Airforce_5_O, 2330, November 7, 2006

Give me five!We've managed to

Give me five!

We've managed to, even more, dumb down daytime television!

This shall be Barbara Walter'

This shall be Barbara Walter's legacy.  Too bad.  She was smart at one time.

Where is cheney's daughter? I

Where is cheney's daughter? I would like to discuss lesbians bringing up kids!

"No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we all are accomplices."

E. Murrow

"You go, GOGA girl!&qu

"You go, GOGA girl!"