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Actor William Shatner, left, and former NBC anchor Tom Brokaw, right, pose prior to an Academy of Television Arts & Sciences Hall of Fame induction ceremony, during which they were inducted, Thursday, Dec. 14, 2006, in Beverly Hills, Calif. (AP Photo/Danny Moloshok)
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December 17, 2006 - 00:21 ET by nkviking75"Bartender, two mugs of embalming fluid, please!"
What an unflattering picture!
Duet
December 17, 2006 - 00:57 ET by Carl Kolchak"We're going to sing a duet of 'Rocket Man' after dinner"
icky
December 17, 2006 - 02:14 ET by terrigWell old Tommy boy was out here in HI on Pearl Harbor Day yapping about the "greatest generation". It was funny though because my neighbor (Viet Nam Vet) said that if Tommy was a reporter during WW2, he'd try to let the Germans and the Japanese win the war. This is from a man who was 12 years old in 1941 and remembers it like it was yesterday.
Anyway, the caption for this picture would be: Tom: "Wow, Bill you really, have a nice tight ass. I love it". William: "Keep your hands to yourself you freak!"
oh scott'ie
December 17, 2006 - 02:36 ET by foolnomore" scott'ie!! help me i'd rather be standing with a "Cling-on" then this "hanging-on" has been, NOW! quick beam me the H*#L out'ta here"
Tom: This reception ends in 2
December 17, 2006 - 04:55 ET by PeskyDaneBill: InthattimeIhavesomethingtosay... how long before the rebellion against the Islamic-Socialist order?
Tom: Approximately 86 years.
Bill: And theinevitableresult?
Tom: The Islamic Theocracy will be overthrown, of course.
Bill: The il-logic of waste, Tom. Waste of people - resources - time. I Submit that your Islamic Theocracy is ill-og-ic-al. I further submit, that you are ill-go-ic-al for being a willing part of it.
Tom: One man can not summon the future.
Bill: But one man can change the present. Be the CEO of this network, Tom. Find a log-ic-al reason for sparing the people from growing beards and wearing burkas... push, til it gives.
Tom: You now have 1 minute 15 seconds.
Bill: You can defend yourself better than any man in the media.
Tom: A man must also have the power.
[PAUSE]
Bill: In my dressing room, there is a device that will make you invincibal.
Tom: [arched eyebrow] Indeed.
Bill: What will it be, Tom, liberty or oppression, tyranny or freedom?
Tom: 20 seconds.
Bill: In every revolution, Tom, there is one man with a vison.
[Pause]
Tom: Bill, I will consider it.
LOL.!!!America is best descri
December 17, 2006 - 05:04 ET by USA4freedomLOL.!!!
America is best described by one word, freedom... Dwight D. Eisenhower
USA - thank you. I was afrai
December 17, 2006 - 05:23 ET by PeskyDaneWilliam shatner smiles as h
December 17, 2006 - 07:40 ET by Red JeepWilliam shatner smiles as he pinches Tom Brokaw's posterior just as the picture was taken. "Gotta loosen Tom up," Shatner said after the photo.
Keep smiling Brokaw... I got
December 17, 2006 - 07:46 ET by Jack BauerKeep smiling Brokaw... I got Mr Sulu up in the rafters with a Sharps aimed right at your pinko head. All I need say, commie, is beam me...
Proud member of the all-powerful and vast militarist/industrialist/capitalist/zionist-bagelist complex
Tom Brokaw--if you truly thin
December 17, 2006 - 07:58 ET by Andrew H.Tom Brokaw--if you truly think the greatest generation were those who fought and died in World War II, why do you betray them?
Liberalism is a convenient lie.
Brokaw
December 17, 2006 - 09:38 ET by iveseenitallTwo winners in the"Fantacy T.V." catagory.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
NEVER,NEVER trust a liberal
Broke-back: "Just how
December 17, 2006 - 09:45 ET by JerryBroke-back: "Just how did the Federation manage to become such a victorious force for freedom and good throughout the universe?"
Shatner: "Well, the first thing we did was to eliminate all the MSM journalists, and we're not talking about 'phasers on stun' here."
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
photo taken from promo flyer:
December 17, 2006 - 11:51 ET by Conservative in the Artsphoto taken from promo flyer:
Tom: "When ever I hear about a story that will make Bush look bad, I always get my tickets on Priceline.com"
Voice over: "Priceline........when you need to travel to do a story for a cheap shot, make sure you travel with a cheap seat."
Brokaw
December 17, 2006 - 12:34 ET by BlondeUm, why is Tom Brokaw wearing Al Gore's suit?
You are right Scottie, there
December 17, 2006 - 12:52 ET by Steve SternYou are right Scottie, there is no intelligent life down here. Beam me up.
Brokaw: "Okay, Bill, so
December 17, 2006 - 13:34 ET by GalvanicBrokaw: "Okay, Bill, so your hands are cold. But next time, scratch your own a**!"
Former NBC news anchor Tom Br
December 17, 2006 - 14:22 ET by CaringwhiteguyFormer NBC news anchor Tom Brokaw exchanges pleasantries with his choice for next Attorney-General, Denny Crane.
"So, Bill, where do yo
December 17, 2006 - 16:02 ET by kevcad"So, Bill, where do you get those excellent toupees?"
Captionfest...
December 17, 2006 - 16:09 ET by Guy Arthur ThomasShatner: "Well Tom, I've played a starship captain, a cop, hosted the 911 emergency show, also an attorney and several other lesser known shows and recently a game show but I have to admit none of that tops those years you played a serious newsreporter and nightly news anchor".
If you claim to be a conservative, please don't disgrace yourself and conservatism by thinking and arguing like a liberal.
Sucking it up
December 17, 2006 - 16:15 ET by dagdaLook, Bill, I can suck in my gut more than you can.
Our real problem, then, is not our strength today; it is rather the vital necessity of action today to ensure our strength tomorrow. Dwight Eisenhower
The Academy of TV Arts &
December 17, 2006 - 16:33 ET by Ten7sThis year the Academy of TV Arts & Sciences Hall of Fame inducted a man associated with some of the most imaginative fiction ever presented on television, seen here with William Shatner who was also inducted.