Weekend Captionfest


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Actor George Clooney is presented a crown and 'Sexiest Man Alive' sash by NBC 'Today' television show co-host Matt Lauer, left, during the taping of an interview, in New York, Friday Dec. 1, 2006. Clooney was promoting his new movie 'The Good German.' One interview airs Monday, Dec. 4, 2006, while another airs December 12. (AP Photo/Richard Drew)


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Lauer:"Georgie, you can

Lauer:

"Georgie, you can use my dressing room to get ready for the swim suit competition. hehe.."

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

The world's biggest sweat ban

The world's biggest sweat band, for the world's most inflated head.

"There are two kinds of people in this world, those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't....."   Bill Murray in What About Bob

that's pretty funny

It wins the prize!

"And I'll have another g

"And I'll have another gift for you in the dressing room during the break"

"We got you this fabulou

"We got you this fabulous book mark to use on those really thick communist propaganda novels you love so much"

"There are two kinds of people in this world, those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't....."   Bill Murray in What About Bob

"Who.... Me....... surel

"Who.... Me....... surely you jest"....

"Once the coffers of the federal government are opened to the public, there will be no shutting them again." - Grover Cleveland

Matt: "As you know Georg

Matt: "As you know George my wife just had another child and will be out of commission for a while . . . . . . Please . . . . Please"

...it was then that Matt show

...it was then that Matt showed George the award Rosie O'Donnell won the night before...

This is the best one!!!!!!!!

This is the best one!!!!!!!!

"My producer thought a

"My producer thought a magic moment  like this would help ease me out of the closet."

Matt: "I found this is B

Matt: "I found this is Bill Clinton's underwear drawer late last night, the stains are a dead giveaway. Would you like to smell it?"

"There are two kinds of people in this world, those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't....."   Bill Murray in What About Bob

Matt: "Michael Moore h

Matt: "Michael Moore had this on last night at a clothing optional party. This is almost as accurate as his movies, and your diatribes."

..back side of the sash reads..

..on the back side of the sash it's says, "Stick the crown on your arse."

"Matt, any chance your

"Matt, any chance your wife will let you come spend the weekend at my villa on Lake Como?"

Uhhh.....How 'bout those Bear

Uhhh.....How 'bout those Bears!  Yeah, Yeah...Ummm....Those Bears, yeah there a great team...Yeah...

That picture is without a dou

That picture is without a doubt one of the greatest GAY moments in television history! Way to go George and Matt!!!!

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

Which is the giver and which

"That picture is without a doubt one of the greatest GAY moments in television history! Way to go George and Matt!!!!"

Which is the giver and which is the receiver? I am talking about the prizes, of course!

The Reagan conservative formerly known as Texaswolf77.
I am not a Trot, that was an act.

MightyMouth

rofl MightyMouth, maybe Georgie will strike a pose for Matty.

The panel consisted of Ted

The panel consisted of Ted Haggard, Matt Drudge and mark foley. 2 yay, one nay. Foley thinks you're over the hill.

Ah, actually, Matt, it might

Ah, actually, Matt, it might be a little too small.........

Oh George

Oh George - I kept it warm for you in a special place!  tee hee

Gag me with a.....

Clooney [singing]: I feel pretty, oh, so pretty.....

Hebrews 11:8
Jeremiah 33:3

"...and the irony was th

"...and the irony was that George Clooney had actually DIED years ago. Matt Lauer had actually given the "Sexiest Man Alive" award to a corpse reanimated by George Soros."

Ok....EEEEEK!"Once the c

Ok....

EEEEEK!

"Once the coffers of the federal government are opened to the public, there will be no shutting them again." - Grover Cleveland

In an obvious c'mon, Today ho

In an obvious c'mon, Today host Matt Lauer offers the "sexiest man alive" award to the man he's had a crush on for years.

Meanwhile, Clooney thinks to himself: "Thank gods my mom was a star, otherwise I'd be selling used cars in Arkansas."

You're right!  I don't see P

You're right!  I don't see People Magazine mentioned anywhere.  This must be Matt's own special prize for George.  I bet George is thinking...Dude, what are you doing?  We're on t.v. for God's sake.

And Lauer says: "I'm sur

And Lauer says: "I'm sure it'll fit you George, I tried it on and it was a little bit loose...In fact I'm feeling a little loose myself"

Actually, Rosemary Clooney wa

Actually, Rosemary Clooney was his aunt. His father is Nick Clooney, her brother.

The Reagan conservative formerly known as Texaswolf77.
I am not a Trot, that was an act.

Thanks for the correction. 

Thanks for the correction.  He's still a nepot, though.

Said Clooney about the awar

Said Clooney about the award, "O'Reilly's gonna be SO jealous."

bal, bal, bal

You meant to say Tom Selleck or Sylvester Stallone. ( actors sonny boy)

And so here we have the Sexis

And so here we have the Sexist Man Alive award being presented to..  some would say..  the Sexist Man Alive..  and the presenter is..  um...  uh..   a Guy?  Matty boy, no less..   Wow..  how exciting must THAT be!  

Thanks Matt - I'm too sexy fo

Thanks Matt - I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for stupid people too sexy for stupid people

love's going to leave me

Oh wait - it never found me - because I’m too sexy for anyone too sexy for anyone

Oh yeah I’m so smart. 

Too sexy for my smart Too sexy for my smart

Too stupid for a heart

 

sorry - I know this was reall

sorry - I know this was really mean - but I can't stand Clooney - he's such a fake

Dee that's about the funniest thing ever

Dee that was about the funniest thing I think I have ever read on this site.  I am crying laughing.  That song was so horrible and it is so perfect for Clooney, because he seems so stuck up.

I am going out right now and buying Right Said Fred's greatest hits, because they had tons and tons of hits.

 Carl - I think they should

 Carl - I think they should do a re-make of the song with my added lyrics! 

Forget that Dee knew the lyri

Forget that Dee knew the lyrics... Carl knew the BAND.

You just know Carl has a Right Said Fred shrine in his attic. You just know!

I have many shrines in the attic

Roger, you should checkout my shrine for Dead or Alive.  They also had tons and tons of hits, and weren't a very cheesy band without cheesy songs.

"You spin me right round baby right round, like a record baby right round round round"

 Carl - I think they should

Dee Bunk will now try to conv

Dee Bunk will now try to convince the NB audience that those lyrics were in fact NOT pulled from memory, but had to be found at lyrics.com

:p

Good luck Roger - I come off

Good luck Roger - I come off as such a dork - so it will be tough.  Especially because I really am a dork! 

I thought only goofy guys lik

I thought only goofy guys like Lauer could be dorks!

"He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere"          -Ali ibn-Abi-Talib, 4th Islamic Caliph

Lauer

Sexiest Man Alive huh? Here George. Would you like to try on my thong. Betcha it doesn't fit. I betcha! I betcha!

Lauer: Another proud moment i

Lauer: Another proud moment in our history here at NBC News. Not only are we biased, we also appeal to the lowest cultural denominator. After all, George Looney... oops, I mean Clooney, ha ha ha... is a God in our universe. And in our universe, names like Thijs are consider normal while names like Joe and Fred are considered inane. In our universe, we are better than you. So watch us every morning! Beauty pageants such as Miss America are sexist and demeaning, but being labeled the "Sexiest Man in America" is all right with us! So way to go George! You rock!

George: I know, thanks. Oh, and Bush sucks!

Matt: Ahhhhhhhhhh.

The Reagan conservative formerly known as Texaswolf77.
I am not a Trot, that was an act.

Clooney's prize... Rosie O'Do

Clooney's prize... Rosie O'Donnell's headband!

The Reagan conservative formerly known as Texaswolf77.
I am not a Trot, that was an act.

This used to hang in Couric's

Lauer:  This used to hang in Katie Couric's dressing room.  You can have it.

Having lobbied heavily for

Having lobbied heavily for Bono, Matt Lauer reluctantly hands the award to the People's choice.

And now for something EXTREME

And now for something EXTREMELY phallic...

Clooney: "Matthew, puh-l

Clooney: "Matthew, puh-lease! Can't you see that with my legs crossed like this, and my pinkie daintily extended like so, and with this little trinket on my lap thusly... I simply can not accept that otherwise delightful sash... not with THOSE words embroidered upon it."

Batman gets his cape.

Batman gets his cape.

On the "Today" show

On the "Today" show this morning, George Clooney unveiled his new line of designer condoms.

Yet another celebrity sex tap

Yet another celebrity sex tape has surfaced.

After an inadvisable recount,

After an inadvisable recount, Lauer concedes.

"Isn't this supposed to

"Isn't this supposed to say, 'Most vacuous and shallow Hollywood liberal alive?' "

"He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere"          -Ali ibn-Abi-Talib, 4th Islamic Caliph

Here comes lunch

What a disgusting pig (well pigs).  I think George Clooney is the biggest ass in the world.  He's balling for W to send our military to Darfur.  Why doesn't he put together his own little army with Matt Damon & MIa Farrow and all the other hollyweird libs and go over there themselves.  I hate this jerk & wish he would fall of the side of the earth. Sexiest man, I don't think so.

Agreed terri....that's why I

Agreed terri....that's why I posted 'surely you jest'...he is so vain! Let alone despicable....wait that goes hand in hand...hehehee..another overblown legend in his own mind.

"Once the coffers of the federal government are opened to the public, there will be no shutting them again." - Grover Cleveland

Matt Daaaa-mon...

Seriously boy, George... is

Seriously boy, George... isn't it time you came out that man's man closet?

(Hey, I'm not kidding.)

Proud member of the all-powerful and vast
militarist/industrialist/capitalist/zionist-bagelist complex

Snicker... snicker...tee-hee,

Snicker... snicker...tee-hee, tee-hee... Jack...

He really needs to take those dainty prissy hands and open that door wide...come out, come out, where ever you are .

"Once the coffers of the federal government are opened to the public, there will be no shutting them again." - Grover Cleveland

Perhaps I missed something...

Perhaps I missed something...are there rumors about Clooney's sexuality? 

msh Hi!....I've heard some fo

msh Hi!....I've heard some for years here and there and always thougt he may be myself anyway...time will tell since you can be sure the same people who belong to the gay group(s) that decide to take it upon themselves who to out and not to depends on their political advantage for their political agenda...plus it wouldn't be wise if you are a gay leftist to work against artists/actor types in Hollywood and elsewhere with the big money dontcha know....unless of course they are conservative or vote that way...then that is A-OK!

"Once the coffers of the federal government are opened to the public, there will be no shutting them again." - Grover Cleveland

bigtimer,Thanks for that info

bigtimer,

Thanks for that info.

He's gay. Apparently it's a

Clooney's gay.

Apparently it's very strongly rumored in the tabloid gossip column world, but no one will out him.

(My brother's a sub/journo, and he got it from the celebrity editor of one England's top selling tabs.)

So believe it or not, but he wears a lot of beards draped all over him.

Proud member of the all-powerful and vast
militarist/industrialist/capitalist/zionist-bagelist complex

If Clooney is Gay - that woul

If Clooney is Gay - that would make me have a tad bit more respect for him.  Then he wouldn't be under the delusional impression that he is God's gift to women. 

Nearly every male star in Hol

Nearly every male star in Hollywood is rumored to be gay at one time or another.

True. And some of them are.

True. And some of them are. The tabloids know. They're just not saying. Think about why they wouldn't.

I also know a couple of ABSOLUTE suprising certs, other than Clooney, from reliable and in the loop source -- as in a totally out major league gay star who likes to dish after a few bottles of bubbly.

But I won't mention them here as this is about Georgie Boy.

And I'm sure if Clooney was a high profile conservative Hollywoodenhead, he'd have been outed before you could say gay.

And as I said, people can either believe their souces or not. I believe mine. But as I'm your source, that's your call.

Proud member of the all-powerful and vast
militarist/industrialist/capitalist/zionist-bagelist complex

It definitely doesn't surpris

It definitely doesn't surprise me.  The press and Hollywood respect  liberal Gay people’s privacy.  They only out Gay people who are Republican.   Everyone knew about Rosie and Ellen Degeneres in the press and Hollywood but they didn't talk about it until they outed themselves.  

Balboa - It would make sense

Balboa - It would make sense though because he never seems to have a girlfriend and when he does the paparazzi leave him alone.  That is unheard of.   It would also explain why Hollywood and magazine editors love him so much.  He’s not that good looking and the women who I know who find him attractive all watched E.R. (I didn’t).  I think they loved the character he played.   Even the women I know who love him wouldn’t pick him as the sexist man alive.

The paparazzi hate him becaus

The paparazzi hate him because he called them out after Princess Di's death.

Why do they leave him alone o

Why do they leave him alone on his love life then? Do you ever see anything about his love life?

Rock Hudson repeated.

Rock Hudson repeated.

I imagine because they don't

I imagine because they don't want to give him any kind of attention at all. Even bad press is still press.

" . . . and to go with t

" . . . and to go with the Helen Thomas crown, he's the Jimmy Carter Habitat for Humanity tool belt."

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad

Fags in black.

Fags in black.

Sweet, now I have an excuse t

Sweet, now I have an excuse to wear a sash outside the house.....

"You're either part of the solution or part of the problem"

george

Forget world affairs and real news George, this is what life is all about. The ignorant suckers out there love us.Let's laugh all the way to the bank.

NEVER,NEVER trust a liberal

sach bashing sua

butt'er matti'e?? will it clash with the other girl'ie boy apparel,please check,do'es it cume in lavend'er or purple ,"cam'o" too match my jockey's ??

Lauer:Rosie O'Donnell wants t

Lauer:

Rosie O'Donnell wants to return your belt that she wore.  Look at the skid mark she left for you!

Looks like GC has crowned h

Looks like GC has crowned his thorn.

All in black makes him almost a priestly look-alike.

But they are the Rich Pretty White Boys celebrating a day of racial diversity.

SEXIST man alive!

"My mom presented this 

"My mom presented this to me on my 16th birthday, George, and it would honor me eternally if you'd accept it as a token of our friendship, and tell our audience that I'm your Best Buddy."