Listening to the story. 60 Minutes Correspondent Scott Pelley and his team not only reported the story of the wild tigers, they took photos, too. (Courtesy: CBS 60 Minutes)
"A little more that two weeks after the election, the 60 Minites crew was able to capture footage of John Kerry emerging from the woods with his feet finally removed from his mouth."
The new world order is in power. God help us all. Airforce_5_O, 2330, November 7, 2006
(AP) George Bush was lost in the woods mountain biking. Wild tigers in the area have been reported to be eating an endagered species of Faux Texas Chicken Hawks with a Faux Texas Hawk squawk.
We got your point time and again, time and again, again and again. He'll be out of office January, 2009. Maybe we will see something different. Then again, we have clinton still--so maybe we won't.
"I know we haven't seen any tigers yet, but if we just strap the camera on the truck and then drive through the jungle, we can SAY the camera was attached to a tiger on the prowl. Who's gonna know? With a shot like that, we're sure to win an award! The bloggers are never gonna pick up on this bit of fauxtography, they only look at the political stuff."
Democrat activists think they have found the elusive butterfly ballot. A rare sighting, they hope to exterminate all remaining to ensure that Democrats are elected in every future election.
"People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news." - A.J. Liebling
CBS news crew members are puzzled after reviewing the mornings tape. Despite anticipating exciting footage of wild tigers they find they have captured only blurry images of their driver. A junior crew member, after criticizing their set-up the previous evening, was brutally derided as a nincompoop and made to spend the day in camp.
Dejected crew taking a second look / listen to the Pelosi tapes, figuring their "spin" after a month-long, post election, search for those scandel-free promised democrats.
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad
This is the command center. All teams keep checking the area and watch your backs. Several witnesses say they saw a kid run into these woods with an unlicensed sling shot.
Listening to the story. 60 Minutes Correspondent Scott Pelley and his team not only reported the story of the wild tigers, they took photoshop, too, just in case
CBS live report on Israeli attrocities against innocent baby tigers, take 5... cue the green helmet guy... and ... ACTION!
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Under the stealth directives of former news anchor Dan Rather, CBS continues it's un-relenting search for the real Bush National Guard documents.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
CBS, conducting yet another meaningless poll, discovers that 95% of wild African tigers prefer Democrats to Republicans.
Results indicate that the Foley scandal had little effect on the tiger's preferences. Instead, the tigers were strongly influenced by the Democrats softness and ease of capture, while they found the Republicans much too tough.
Also, they were pleased that the Democrats were much more likely to appease them and try to understand why the tigers were eating them, unlike the Republicans, who were more likely to blow their brains out.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
I sincerely hope you are a liberal in disguise. Tigers are not presently native to Africa. All modern species of tigers are found in Asia, Southeast Asia and Indonesia.
I beg your pardon, you could get shot for calling someone that in my household :)
It's a JOKE... meaningless poll..... African tigers.... CBS..... Democrats.... a JOKE.....
Soft (chewy), appeasing democrats vs. tough republicans....how could you think I was a liberal?
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
yes sire,, we're sweeping the area down here in, the park," no " evidence "no-no" make it look like, just a gun accident ???do you think her note,, will'ie work reall'y,,,,yup we got those's file's too. we'll be over for pizza ,,what time :10-4
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"A little more that two
November 24, 2006 - 11:23 ET by Airforce_5_O"A little more that two weeks after the election, the 60 Minites crew was able to capture footage of John Kerry emerging from the woods with his feet finally removed from his mouth."
The new world order is in power. God help us all. Airforce_5_O, 2330, November 7, 2006
car
November 24, 2006 - 11:28 ET by iveseenitallThe truck just stalled. Now how are we going to get the hood up? Contact CNN headquarters.
NEVER, NEVER trust a liberal
The homo on the right is GR
November 24, 2006 - 11:31 ET by 1sttofightThe homo on the right is GREAT WITH CHILD and is still wanting to hump his LIFE PARTNER WHO APPARENTLY IS IN A RECEPTIVE MOOD.
Test
November 24, 2006 - 13:01 ET by EllisWyattMembers of Greenpeace field test the new "Hyperbole" car, powered exclusively by the hot air of environmental hysteria.
Ellis-Good one!!
November 24, 2006 - 13:15 ET by thefirststrikeEllis-
Good one!!
(AP) George Bush was lost in
November 24, 2006 - 14:26 ET by(AP) George Bush was lost in the woods mountain biking. Wild tigers in the area have been reported to be eating an endagered species of Faux Texas Chicken Hawks with a Faux Texas Hawk squawk.
We got your point time and ag
November 24, 2006 - 15:22 ET by Andrew H.We got your point time and again, time and again, again and again. He'll be out of office January, 2009. Maybe we will see something different. Then again, we have clinton still--so maybe we won't.
Never relent.
You are a bit obsessed, are y
November 24, 2006 - 16:21 ET by TexasOptimistYou are a bit obsessed, are you not?
The Reagan conservative formerly known as Texaswolf77.
I am not a Trot, that was an act.
Yes he is, Texas--we usually
November 25, 2006 - 10:00 ET by Andrew H.Yes he is, Texas--we usually see only a few and same notes from the liberals and after a short while, they get boring--very boring.
Never relent.
Yawn.
November 26, 2006 - 23:25 ET by Roger the ShrubberYawn.
The bloggers won't pay attention...
November 24, 2006 - 14:51 ET by Don Shockley"I know we haven't seen any tigers yet, but if we just strap the camera on the truck and then drive through the jungle, we can SAY the camera was attached to a tiger on the prowl. Who's gonna know? With a shot like that, we're sure to win an award! The bloggers are never gonna pick up on this bit of fauxtography, they only look at the political stuff."
I'm not getting back on that
November 24, 2006 - 14:55 ET by rimskyI'm not getting back on that freakin elephant, I'm just NOT! I wanna ride in the SUV.. I'm not letting go until you say OK!
We are searching for the elus
November 24, 2006 - 16:19 ET by TexasOptimistWe are searching for the elusive honest Democrat.
Shh, I may have found one. Oh wait, it's just John Murtha.
Damn, foiled again.
The Reagan conservative formerly known as Texaswolf77.
I am not a Trot, that was an act.
there! It's all so simple!
November 24, 2006 - 16:23 ET by tumblerHey, it's no problem! Charley Rangel says "More boots on the ground!"
We are looking for any honest
November 24, 2006 - 16:37 ET byWe are looking for any honest politicians. They are an endangered species!
"No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we all are accomplices."
E. Murrow
"I told you we really ne
November 24, 2006 - 16:51 ET by bigtimer"I told you we really needed that Hummer!"
Democrat activists think they
November 24, 2006 - 17:19 ET by saw the lightDemocrat activists think they have found the elusive butterfly ballot. A rare sighting, they hope to exterminate all remaining to ensure that Democrats are elected in every future election.
"People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news." - A.J. Liebling
rhayes foibles
November 24, 2006 - 17:38 ET by DontFeedTheTrollsCaption
"Since the democrats regained power, the NSA has had to outsource it's terrorist listening program to the Department of Fish and Game."
(rhayes mental deterioration lurks here, here, and here)
wow, Im honored for such noto
November 24, 2006 - 17:41 ET bywow, Im honored for such notoriety! thanks for the research! tdf
"No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we all are accomplices."
E. Murrow
CBS news crew members are puz
November 24, 2006 - 17:56 ET by JPR1CBS news crew members are puzzled after reviewing the mornings tape. Despite anticipating exciting footage of wild tigers they find they have captured only blurry images of their driver. A junior crew member, after criticizing their set-up the previous evening, was brutally derided as a nincompoop and made to spend the day in camp.
Dejected crew taking a second
November 24, 2006 - 19:15 ET by FastEdDejected crew taking a second look / listen to the Pelosi tapes, figuring their "spin" after a month-long, post election, search for those scandel-free promised democrats.
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad
This is the command center.
November 24, 2006 - 20:36 ET by GritsThis is the command center. All teams keep checking the area and watch your backs. Several witnesses say they saw a kid run into these woods with an unlicensed sling shot.
This is the command center.
November 24, 2006 - 20:36 ET by GritsListening to the story. 60 Mi
November 24, 2006 - 21:17 ET by Ynot59Listening to the story. 60 Minutes Correspondent Scott Pelley and his team not only reported the story of the wild tigers, they took photoshop, too, just in case
BRITANNICUS SUM
CBS live report on Israeli
November 24, 2006 - 22:10 ET by JerryCBS live report on Israeli attrocities against innocent baby tigers, take 5... cue the green helmet guy... and ... ACTION!
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Under the stealth directive
November 24, 2006 - 22:13 ET by JerryUnder the stealth directives of former news anchor Dan Rather, CBS continues it's un-relenting search for the real Bush National Guard documents.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
CBS, conducting yet another
November 24, 2006 - 22:23 ET by JerryCBS, conducting yet another meaningless poll, discovers that 95% of wild African tigers prefer Democrats to Republicans.
Results indicate that the Foley scandal had little effect on the tiger's preferences. Instead, the tigers were strongly influenced by the Democrats softness and ease of capture, while they found the Republicans much too tough.
Also, they were pleased that the Democrats were much more likely to appease them and try to understand why the tigers were eating them, unlike the Republicans, who were more likely to blow their brains out.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
"wild African tigers&quo
November 24, 2006 - 22:56 ET by NL207"wild African tigers" ....
I sincerely hope you are a liberal in disguise. Tigers are not presently native to Africa. All modern species of tigers are found in Asia, Southeast Asia and Indonesia.
I beg your pardon, you coul
November 24, 2006 - 23:05 ET by JerryI beg your pardon, you could get shot for calling someone that in my household :)
It's a JOKE... meaningless poll..... African tigers.... CBS..... Democrats.... a JOKE.....
Soft (chewy), appeasing democrats vs. tough republicans....how could you think I was a liberal?
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
captionfest
November 24, 2006 - 22:56 ET by SportPoliticsThis evian water is making me burp, and I have to get into this bumpy jeep ride yet, who the hell did this to me !
man with hat " Duhhh, not me bosss"
black-op's clean up crew
November 25, 2006 - 05:29 ET by foolnomoreyes sire,, we're sweeping the area down here in, the park," no " evidence "no-no" make it look like, just a gun accident ???do you think her note,, will'ie work reall'y,,,,yup we got those's file's too. we'll be over for pizza ,,what time :10-4
"Research??? Of course w
November 25, 2006 - 09:42 ET by donsales"Research??? Of course we've done our research......
We've scanned the pages of that classic treatise on wild tigers -- "Tigers On The Loose" by the esteemed naturalist -- Professor Claude Balls.....
Why do you ask???"
Nowhere to Run....Nowhere To Hide.....