I post this after having been directed to this site from this site.  So I decided to Classify the various levels of Leftist stupidity (it seemed necessary).  It took a bit of thinking, since it's such a broad topic.  Enjoy:

In the Kingdom of Stupidity, there is a massive army. This army has many names, but can be summarized by three words: Leftist War Protestors. These have got to be the dumbest, most hypocrital group on the face of the earth. The idea here, of course, is that they hide behind the anit-war label as an excuse to show their anti-americanism. If you don't believe me, just look and see who is the sponser of many of these groups: the communists, PLO, etc. This group also is the ruling power in the Kingdom of Stupidity, and today, we will examine the various levels of stupidity, and announce the King Supreme of Stupidity. Antiwar stupidity starts at many levels and grows into higher levels.

1. Blind Stupidity. This is where the infestation begins. People who, with glazed-over eyes, stare at CNN and accept every analysis from every wind-bag that comes accross the screen as hard fact. These people have no interest in actually persuing what they're hearing any further than what was said on the tube, because, either they are too lazy, or because they have grown up thinking that Larry King or Dan Rather actually reports the news. So many of my co-workers fit this catagory, it's comical listening to them converse. Their source for everything is Jack Cafferty from the Situation Room the night before.

2. Ignorant stupidity. Ignorant stupidity is where you make completely stupid assertions based on absolutely nothing. In other words, since you have accepted blind stupidity as fact, you make what you believe to be factual statements based on what the TV told you the night before. The 'Blood for oil' crowd would fit into this classification. The '9/11 was an inside job' would also fit into this. If you are like this, you need something to protest, because you are, by nature, a whiner. The Iraqi Liberation was perfect: Middle-east = oil. Bingo. Never mind the genocidal dictator or the weapons of mass destruction he HAD, not to mention the illegal scud missiles and MIG jets, or the 17 UN Regulations violated. Ignorance is bliss, protest on, man. Of course, this can eventually breed in to something far worse.

3. Treasonous Stupidity. Once you have degenerated into this, you have more than likely sunk past the point of return, as you have dismissed reason completely. This is where you call out support for our enemy, using your Ignorant Stupidity and it's reasons (we went to war to get more oil) to justify supporting the murder of our own troops (eg Supporting that Ackbar piece of trash that commited treason on the battlefield in Iraq, by throwing a grenade into an officer's tent). You will then say that you have a right to say such things, as it is defended by the constitution. You casually dismiss the area of the Constitution that describes that what you are doing can legally be considered treason.

4. Dangerous Stupidity. This is what I like to call "Do unto others what you would rather NOT have done to you". The kill Bush and kill Cheney crowd fits in here. You get to this point once you have discovered that you can say just about anything you want, no matter how treasonous it is. You decide that, apparently, you're being too soft. You then begin to call down death upon Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, and the like. They want to save the terrorist's lives, because it's wrong to kill, unless someone kills anyone in the Bush Administration, that's justified killing. Keep on going, you're working your way up the ranks!

5. Inciteful Stupidity. After you have finished berating the military, and wishing death on everyone you think advocates killing, comes this phase. When you have reached this phase, it's time to invite more terrorist attacks on the US, as well as justify previous attacks on the US by islamic terrorists. Let us not forget the leader in this classification: Ward Churchill. Who, while known to be a chronic liar, is still popular at Antiwar gatherings to remind us all that the civilians that were killed in WTC deserved it, that they were little Eichmann's (referring to Adolf Eichmann, the man who was responsible for making sure the shipment of Jews to death camps was done in a timely fashion during world war 2). Not only were previous attacks justified, but future attacks are welcomed, because we deserve it. The picture for this blog is someone who is bucking for Chief Churchill's job.

6. Insane Stupidity. Once you've gotten here, you ought to be commited. By this point, if you aren't an anchor at CNN, CBS, NBC, ABC, or Al-Jazeera, you probably are one of their 'war correspondents'. When you reach this stage you are in the ruling class of stupidity, you aren't organizing regular protests, a 4 or a 5 can manage that. No, you are organizing specialty protests, things that would never occur to a normal human being. Below are a few examples:

1. A 'Rolling' Hunger Strike. This is absolutely comical. Don't be fooled by the words hunger strike, no one leaves hungry in this protest. Cindy Sheehan organized this back in July or August, I cannot remmember when, but all of these hollow actors signed up do do it. Here's how it goes: You start out by fasting for a period of time, say, 8 or 12 hours. You don't eat in this period. At the end of your designated 'shift' you hand off the hunger strike to another individual who will then not eat for their 'shift'. During your of times, you can eat as you please, of course, just not on your shift. I'm NOT making this up. So I'd say the strike is probably still on, no one's hurting for food yet, I imagine. Hunger strikes are stupid enough, but this 'variation' tops off the stupidity tank.

2. The probable upcoming champion of the stupidest form of 'protest' is upcoming yet (in San Francisco, wouldn't have guessed). It's the 'Global Orgasm For Peace'. Well, I'm all for, um, orgasms, but somehow, I don't think doing it on a specific day at the same time as someone else is going to send a message to anyone about anything. Here's what the organizers, Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffell (76 and 55 respectively, try and get that image out of your head now!), have to say about it:
"The orgasm gives out an incredible feeling of peace during it and after it," Reffell said Sunday. "Your mind is like a blank. It's like a meditative state. And mass meditations have been shown to make a change."
Your mind is a blank AFTER? What state was it in when you organized this 'Global Orgasm'? The theory being that mass meditative states have been shown to make a change, once again, science mixed with idiocy create: activism! More on the organizer Sheehan:
Sheehan, no relation to anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan, brought together nearly 50 women in 2002 who stripped naked and spelled out the word "Peace."
2002? Before Iraq. I guess they just REALLY like laying out nude and spelling peace. In the process, did they really convince anyone or accomplish anything? No, it just gave a bunch of exhibitionists an excuse to practice, while hiding behind freedom of assembly.
In addition to organizing useless global 'action', your world view has been skewed, such that you feel that you live in Nazi Germany during WWII, and your country is trying to conquer the world. You feel as if your freedoms are being impeded because people don't want to be near you (because showering is also supporting the American war-machine), despite the fact that you could have been legally deported or imprisioned for sedition by now. You're the victim of the government, and it's time to revolt.

7. Cindy Sheehan Stupidity. The final stage of stupidity, very few have made it this far. Those in the CSS classification are the monarchs of stupidity, they have defined it. By this stage you have perfectly started at blind stupidity and degraded, protested, and played the media perfectly. You are doomed to waste your life making unsubstantiated comments, camping out along the road near the President's home, and attending protests, no matter WHAT they're protesting.

I imagine we all know someone in the lower ranks of the Stupidity Army, but do any of you know someone in the higher ranks? Feel free to comment.

Also, for graphical representations of the Army of Stupidity, please visit my good buddy Zombie, who remains the rest of the world's inside man to the horrors that are present at 'peace' rallies, the things you'd never catch on TV.
www.zombietime.com