Global Warming Causes Dandruff

CNSNews.com is reporting today that "Global Warming Could Boost Illegal Immigration" ( http://www.cnsnews.com/ViewSpecialReports.asp?Page=/SpecialReports/archi... ).

What does global warming NOT cause? According to one nut in the article it even helped bring about AIDS.

Let's take a look at the short list of catastrophes that Al Gorians try to link to the myth of global warming :

1) Katrina,

2) hurricanes and tornadoes (even though they've been around for milleniums),

3) global destruction ... "a major catastrophe that could send our entire planet into a tail-spin of epic destruction involving extreme weather, floods, droughts, epidemics and killer heat waves beyond anything we have ever experienced" (direct quote from the "Inconvenient Truth" website),

4) riot outbreaks,

5) global winter (according to the movie "The Day After Tomorrow"), and now illegal immigration and AIDS.

What's next? Cancer? Acne? Dandruff? Mad Cow Disease? the flu?

Global warming causes only one thing : apocalyptic liberalism.