Leno: 'I Was Going to Start Off Tonight With an Obama Joke But I Don't Want to Get Audited by the IRS'
Not surprisingly, Jay Leno on Monday had a lot of jokes in his monologue about the various scandals facing the White House.
Right off the get go, the Tonight Show host said, "I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke but I don't want to get audited by the IRS."
JAY LENO: I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke but I don't want to get audited by the IRS. So forget that.
Well, you hear about this? The IRS has now admitted that they targeted conservative groups for extra scrutiny. Wow! That's why Mitt Romney wanted to be president so bad, huh? To keep the IRS off his back. Of course.
Boy, time moves so quickly, you know? Sources say that soon the Obamas will have to start looking for a place to live after they leave the White House, and they think he's planning to go back to the Chicago area. They're looking for a house with two stories. Two. Which is ten stories fewer than Benghazi. That's amazing.