Actual caption:

A pedestrian passes the New York Times building in April 2006 in New York City. US President George W. Bush said that there was "no excuse" for news accounts last week that gave details of a secret program to track and disrupt terrorism financing.(AFP/Getty Images/File/Spencer Platt)

How about:

"Yep, got the nuclear launch codes right here, ready for publication."

"So this is what it's like to commit treason. I thought I'd feel all tingly inside."

Actual caption:

A New York Times reader riding the subway during the morning rush hour in July, 2005, in New York City. The New York Times hit back at bitter government criticism of its decision to disclose details of a secret US anti-terror program to monitor global banking transactions.(AFP/Getty Images/File/Mario Tama)

How about:

"I didn't know my son was in the CIA. I'll pretend I don't know."