Letterman: Obama Gave Sasha Justin Bieber’s Phone Records For Her Birthday

As NewsBusters has been reporting, even the Obama-loving David Letterman has been humorously attacking the current White House resident for all the scandals plaguing him.

On the CBS Late Show Monday, the host said that Obama gave daughter Sasha Justin Bieber’s phone records for her birthday (video follows with transcribed highlights and commentary):

Toward the end of his opening monologue which included numerous jokes about the National Security Agency leak scandal, Letterman said, “Happy birthday to the President's daughter Sasha. Twelve years old. What a lovely young woman, young girl, twelve years old.”

“This was sweet,” he continued. “Her father for her birthday gave her Justin Bieber's phone records. That was good."

After the audience finished applauding, Letterman advised people to be careful. “We live in an age of technological marvels. We don’t even know.”

“So you have to be careful,” he continued. “You have to be cautious. You have to watch what you’re doing. So we put together a segment for you tonight, how to protect your privacy in this crazy age of computers.”

A video was shown of a man literally washing his laptop in the sink and getting mildly electrocuted every time he submerged it into the water.

I doubt even that will keep this White House from knowing all your secrets.

Noel Sheppard
Noel Sheppard
Noel Sheppard, Associate Editor of NewsBusters, passed away in March of 2014.