Cheap Shot of the Day, Courtesy of AP

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By Tom Blumer (Bio | Archive)
June 1, 2006 - 12:25 ET
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This is the first paragraph of the AP's unattributed report on the good month for retail sales:
NEW YORK (AP) — Consumers apparently shook off their worries about higher gas prices during May, shopping with enthusiasm at apparel stores and malls and giving many retailers better-than-expected results. A big exception was Wal-Mart Stores Inc., whose low-income consumers are feeling the biggest financial squeeze from $3-a-gallon gas.
Yeah, only the poor shop at Wal-Mart. Everyone else shops somewhere else. You didn't know? (/sarcasm)

Cross-posted at BizzyBlog.com.