FNC Highlights Ray Stevens Parody of America's Tolerance for Illegal Immigration

May 28th, 2010 1:06 PM

On the Friday, May 21, The O’Reilly Factor, host Bill O’Reilly highlighted the latest right-leaning musical parody produced by singer Ray Stevens, this time taking aim at illegal immigration and noting the tougher treatment of illegal immigrants in other countries. The song, titled "Come to the USA," begins:

If you thinkin’ about illegal immigration,

Be careful when you’re choosin’ the nation

‘Cause breakin’ the law in some countries is frowned upon.

Imagine that.

Last January, O’Reilly interviewed Stevens, showing clips of his "We the People" parody attacking ObamaCare.

On Friday, the FNC host also highlighted a parody by comedian and Saturday Night Live veteran Will Ferrell attacking Arizona’s new immigration law from the left.

Below are the lyrics of the Ray Stevens song, "Come to the USA":

If you thinkin’ about illegal immigration,

Be careful when you’re choosin’ the nation

‘Cause breakin’ the law in some countries is frowned upon.

Imagine that.

 

Sneak into China and they’ll call you a spy

And ship you to Mongolia till you die.

And in Sudan they’ll hang you and the camel you rode in on.

 

Yeah, and don’t go ahikin’ and enter Iran,

Or you might never be heard from again.

And in Mexico, you might face a firing squad.

 

Yeah, and forget all about going to North Korea.

That’s a great example of a bad idea,

So when it comes down to it, there’s only one option you got.

 

Yeah, come to the USA.

There’s no penalty to pay

Should you get caught illegally immigratin’

 

Come to the USA.

It will be your lucky day

‘Cause when you get in there’s lots of goodies waitin’

 

Like health care, welfare, free education,

Help with your voter registration

And drivers license and credit cards

And license plates for your old car.

 

Lots of jobs for you to do

And employers who’ll turn a blind eye, too.

 

Come to the USA!

 

No need to worry about the Constitution.

We’ll help you start a house of prostitution

If that’s the kind of work that you wanna do.

 

You see, those gringo infidels are crazy.

They’ll give citizenship to your new baby.

So, you see, there’s really only one choice for you.

 

Come to the USA.

There’s no penalty to pay

Should you get caught illegally immigratin’

I said come to the USA.

It will be your lucky day

‘Cause when you get in there’s lots of goodies waitin’

 

Yeah, you get public housing and cable TV

And food stamps and even government cheese.

The borders are a swinging door.

Go home for a visit and come back for more.

 

There’s sanctuary and amnesty.

Bring the whole famn damily eventually.

 

Yeah, come to the USA.