More Hatred From the Party of Peace

February 24th, 2008 1:40 PM

Ahh, liberal "tolerance." I've written before (here and here) about how our "NewsBusted" comedy show just drives liberals nuts. Today I have another installment of anger and rage from the party of love and peace.

It's axiomatic. Whenever something even slightly conservative becomes popular, it simply incenses liberals--especially if they are the target of humor. The comments are often very similar in nature (the left is big on independent thought after all), especially in their heavy reliance on profanity, although the most recent batch appearing on the YouTube page of our most recent "NewsBusted" episode does bring in a few new themes this week.

First the stereotypical: All conservatives are evil and therefore can never be funny:

ghostandgoblins
f*** me dead! honestly the generalization that Neo-Cons act and behave like they have massive poles shoved right up their f***ing a** is quiet accurate. This looked painful. I don't think they know what humor means. Irony is TOTALLY lost on them. Morals for them are buy/trade goods. Scary f***ing s***.

georgelinke
The global warming comment was ignorant. She is not a scientist so she can shut the hell up. The Neocons destroyed this nation in a span of only 8 years. It saddens my heart to see intelligence go out the widow for long winded beliefs.

ramblingvine
Wow... I think conservatives have a humor deficiency. It's like watching an android pet a puppy.

Bomber125
Funny?
Oh, I can't tell...
Neo-cons can't do comedy.

heybamanba
didn't you support george duhhhbaya bush. f*** i hate conservatives. if only they could get their heads outta jesus's a**, they could actually hear what his words meant.

Today's bunch seems especially upset about conservative humorists Dennis Miller and Rush Limbaugh:

tupinchamadre999
What an ignorant bitch. Go suck on Rush Limbaugh's d*** you stupid right wing c***.

velcroFathoms
This is incredibly horrible,the jokes, the canned laughter...snarky humor really only works coming from a truthful perspective, compare Classic Carlin with current Dennis Miller.

Sorry, there is nothing to make light of in the current conservative perspective, its sad and inhuman

PIONEER009
GO BLOW DENNIS MILLER!!!!

podiumman2
Why is it whenever conservatives try to be funny (like Dennis Miller, or this woman), it always falls flat?

One of my personal favorites is the seminar commenter:

tsalagi88
Wow. I'm a conservative, but I would have to agree....that was dumb.

Then there are the good old-fashioned haters:

yomommaAho
Was this supposed to be funny? All I saw was an ugly woman who probably has a d*** talking to me about liberal politics.

expectopatrono
i hate the way this c*** smirks after every "punchline". she thinks she nails it, lol! nice laugh track there bushbots

Toxxic88
I just lost half of my brain cells and IQ watching this stupid s***
stfuuglypeople123
Who is that man with the eye-make up on? And why is he talking to me about stuff he doesn't know s*** about?

rp1dmc
Conservatives suck.

Sometimes they just can't help coming back. This idiot left multiple comments, all of comparable intelligence and wit:

eelynch
F YOU!

eelynch
SHE LIKES TO SUCK BUSHES CO** EH!

eelynch
YOU ARE UNFUNNY GO BACK TO THE 1800s BIT^H I BET YOU WOULD LOVE SLAVERY!

You have to love how enraged these libs get over a simple internet video clip less than three minutes long. I'm sure they wouldn't mind being tweaked some more by some of our friendly NB posters ;-)