VRWC,

I agree with everything you've said.  I'm all for putting a stop to all of the behavior you've listed above. 

no more duis
no more divorce
no more abortions
no more unprotected sex
etc. etc. etc.

Everyone in their right minds agrees with everything I've said above.  Everyone knows that all these behaviors are wrong. 

But fat is different.  People think it's ok to be fat.  Then, what happens is more people get fat, so more people think it's ok.  And so on, and so on, through the generations, until you have entire families of fat people living in communities filled with families of fat people, breathing heavy, sweating profusely, taking up too much earth space, inconveniencing everyone around them, and then dying young.  It spreads like a disease.  No joke. 

Thank god it's not contagious.

There are so maaaany fat people proportionally in America.  It's ridiculous.  It's a real life joke.  And everyone that accepts it is guilty of allowing their country to get slovenly and lazy. 

All that other stuff is accounted for.  We already have an outcry from a sizable portion of our population concerning every item you've listed above.  We're taught to never engage in those behaviors.  But many, many Americans aren't taught the wrongness of fat.

Now it's time to add fat to the top of the list.  Because the simple truth is that if you're fat, it just means you're lazy. 

Now march!  One, two, one, two.

*cue triumphant music*