President Bush, right, answers questions during his press conference, Thursday, July 12, 2007, in the Brady Briefing Room of the White House in Washington.
".. well one bonus of my new Briefing Room is this super button. Hey pressto and the giant rotating titanium blades drop from the ceiling, slicing you all into salami pieces. How neat is that Helen? What was your question again?"
President Bush: "Repeat after me: ' I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.' Any questions?"
"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war" - Shakespeare
...Helen...Helen....Nap time is over....this is question time..
Ummmm...Murtha... I mean Martha....would ya give Helen a nudge please....I have been waiting with baited breath for her brilliant All American Patriotic question for me today...
Show and Tell Helen....come on Show us how much you love and respect this country...Helen....Yo Helen....
"I'm sorry, the microphone must not have been on. I'll ask the question again. Please raise your hand if you've actually ever read the Constitution of the United States."
We have finally decided how to alieviate the Middle East problem, we will just nuke the carp out of any country helping terrorists. We will start with Iran and move on from there. I imagine that afetr the first nuke in Iran there will be plenty of cooperation from others in the area. I will also be giving free ringside seats in Iran to any takers in this room.
Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark. -- save my gun, shoot a liberal.
Remember now people al Qaeda, the Ayatollah, Hamas, Hezbollah and Osama are all tuned in to see your love for America, not to mention our allies that depend on us.
W: "Hey, aren't I supposed to get a blindfold and a cigarette or something?"
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
As the press dis-embowels the president for not pledging allegiance to the goddess Liberalella, his final word echoes throughout the countryside... "Frrrreeeeddddooommm!!"
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
"Helen, I don't appreciate the 'Basic Instinct' imitation, nor your constant use of the phrase 'pull out'."
- Whoops, I thought the bare legs in the picture belonged to Helen. On closer inspection I see it is the reporter next to her imitating Sharon Stone.
"Does anyone have an actual question to ask besides just making idiotic statements. Did I mention that my secret service agent knows 100 different ways to kill a person with him thumb? Oops... 99 ways left, looks like Helen already met my boys."
W: "Did you hear the one about the reporterette and the judge? Well it seems there was this news babe, who was up for jury duty, and the judge says, we need someone who is objective and un-biased. Now get this... she says... I'm a journalist, that's what I do! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Get it... un-biased journalist!! Haw haw haw!!"
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
W: "Man, smells like somebody's got a poopy diaper again! David Gregory, I believe it's your turn to change Helen. Remember, there's a one sheet rule in effect."
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
President Bush - "O.K. let's go over the ground rules again. First, I'll speak, then you'll disregard everything I say, next you'll try to get me to change my mind, then I'll refuse and re-state my point, which you'll ignore, then you'll write your report which will misrepresent everything I'm saying. O.K.? Now, let's begin..."
W: Well, duh, Helen. Of course Saddam would never have let Al Quaida in to challenge his power. But they are there now and by God we are gonna kill them if we have to kill the population of the whole damn country!
Still no word on how a decaying cadaver got into the middle of the front row -- a spot usually reserved for Helen Thomas -- at President Bush's recent press conference. Secret Service officials said decomposition was so bad that facial recognition was out of the question. One agent, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said the malodorous corpse looked like a "very, very old truck driver," possibly one that had delivered "too much seafood in his days."
W: I can't stay long, so if y'all could just limit yourselves to ONE DNC talking point each, I'll be able to get back to protecting your 1st amendment rights.
You know, I always thought that when it became time for Hollywood to make a movie about you that they would choose Ruth Gordon to play you. Now, I realize she has been dead for a while now, but I think that will just enhance the performance.
If she can't do it, maybe they can get Clyde to play you.
Either one would do.
Help Fred defeat the RINOs, along with the Hitllary-Obama Axis, & win the White House in '08.
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"Before I begin, could s
July 13, 2007 - 13:46 ET by FastEd"Before I begin, could sombody please remove that cadaver - -uh, sorry Helen, didn't recognize 'ya there for a second"
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
ROFLMAO!
July 13, 2007 - 19:47 ET by motherbeltROFLMAO!
Dubya: "Could someone
July 13, 2007 - 13:47 ET by MightyMouthDubya: "Could someone please help Helen pickup her dentures again?.. thank you. Next question..."
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
Hey, wait a minute.... I thou
July 13, 2007 - 13:49 ET by Clear thinkerHey, wait a minute.... I thought Helen had gotten the boot from the front row. What happened?
The liberal MSM has become an enemy of the USA.
Martha, I'll give you $5 if y
July 13, 2007 - 13:49 ET by terrigMartha, I'll give you $5 if you kick Helen!
".. well one bonus of my
July 13, 2007 - 13:55 ET by Jack Bauer"Could someone check Hel
July 13, 2007 - 13:56 ET by Bruzilla"Could someone check Helen for a pulse? I think we've lost her."
"Could someone please gi
July 14, 2007 - 09:23 ET by Philo"Could someone please give Helen a burqua"
President Bush: "Repea
July 13, 2007 - 13:57 ET by HelenSPresident Bush: "Repeat after me: ' I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.' Any questions?"
"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war" - Shakespeare
Pres. Bush acknowledging Hele
July 13, 2007 - 13:58 ET by bigtimerPres. Bush acknowledging Helen Thomas ....
...Helen...Helen....Nap time is over....this is question time..
Ummmm...Murtha... I mean Martha....would ya give Helen a nudge please....I have been waiting with baited breath for her brilliant All American Patriotic question for me today...
Show and Tell Helen....come on Show us how much you love and respect this country...Helen....Yo Helen....
Press
July 13, 2007 - 14:00 ET by PeterDHelen: "Wait I'm still loading. Ok, press corp.... READY..... AIM........"
"Helen, check your Depen
July 13, 2007 - 14:02 ET by drillanwr"Helen, check your Depends, please ... Is that you we're all smelling, or just the usual bullshit coming from the White House press corp?"
You are ALL under arrest for
July 13, 2007 - 14:05 ET by JayTeeYou are ALL under arrest for Sedition, and supporting the Enemy during Wartime. You will Receive your GITMO badges when as you exit the Press Room.
"I'm sorry, the microp
July 13, 2007 - 14:14 ET by Dave in Texas"I'm sorry, the microphone must not have been on. I'll ask the question again. Please raise your hand if you've actually ever read the Constitution of the United States."
We have finally decided how t
July 13, 2007 - 14:38 ET by Dan The Man 2We have finally decided how to alieviate the Middle East problem, we will just nuke the carp out of any country helping terrorists. We will start with Iran and move on from there. I imagine that afetr the first nuke in Iran there will be plenty of cooperation from others in the area. I will also be giving free ringside seats in Iran to any takers in this room.
Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark. -- save my gun, shoot a liberal.
I will also be giving free ri
July 13, 2007 - 14:41 ET by drillanwrI will also be giving free ringside seats in Iran to any takers in this room.
Yeah, i.e., Slim Pickens riding the bomb down in Dr. Strangelove ... LMAO!!!
THAT should have been said a
July 13, 2007 - 14:44 ET by FastEdTHAT should have been said a couple years ago.
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
What you got against carp?
July 13, 2007 - 14:56 ET by dervishWhat you got against carp? :)
Show your love and respect for America now.
July 13, 2007 - 14:43 ET by CTRemember now people al Qaeda, the Ayatollah, Hamas, Hezbollah and Osama are all tuned in to see your love for America, not to mention our allies that depend on us.
W: "Hey, aren't I supp
July 13, 2007 - 15:43 ET by JerryW: "Hey, aren't I supposed to get a blindfold and a cigarette or something?"
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
As the press dis-embowels the
July 13, 2007 - 15:47 ET by JerryAs the press dis-embowels the president for not pledging allegiance to the goddess Liberalella, his final word echoes throughout the countryside... "Frrrreeeeddddooommm!!"
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
"Helen, I don't appreciate th
July 13, 2007 - 15:48 ET by muh-oon"Helen, I don't appreciate the 'Basic Instinct' imitation, nor your constant use of the phrase 'pull out'."
- Whoops, I thought the bare legs in the picture belonged to Helen. On closer inspection I see it is the reporter next to her imitating Sharon Stone.
WINNER! Did I let that go p
July 13, 2007 - 15:52 ET by steviep831WINNER! Did I let that go prematurely?
UGH! Now I'm scarred for li
July 13, 2007 - 16:42 ET by drillanwrUGH! Now I'm scarred for life!
Hard to tell from the picture
July 13, 2007 - 17:00 ET by RESTLESS 1Hard to tell from the picture, but I don't think I would mind at all a "Bacic Instinct" imitation from the chick next to Helen.
Murtha... er.... Martha Radd
July 13, 2007 - 17:08 ET by bigtimerMurtha... er.... Martha Radditz?
Surely you jest RESTLESS?!
LMAO...
She may have good profile pictures on file, I guess she is okay lookin' but you said looks matter somewhere yesterday....
Guess in this situation it just depends where one is lookin' eh?
tsk...chuckle...tsk....lol....
I did preface that by saying
July 13, 2007 - 17:19 ET by RESTLESS 1I did preface that by saying that it is hard to tell from the picture. I've never seen her before this picture.
Btw, relevance matters and she IS sitting next to Helen. By comparison.... aw hell .... drowning trying to backstroke here... cough...gasp.....
I truly really am laughing so
July 13, 2007 - 17:22 ET by bigtimerI truly really am laughing so hard RESTLESS that tears are coming down with laughter....
Love ya fella!
You are too much....
Spoken in an elitist, uptig
July 13, 2007 - 18:30 ET by RESTLESS 1Spoken in an elitist, uptight, Mass. accent: " I thought she was attractive before I thought she was unattractive". Or something like that.
Holy cow!!! Did you really
July 13, 2007 - 19:45 ET by motherbeltHoly cow!!! Did you really think those legs could belong to Helen??????????????
"Does anyone have an a
July 13, 2007 - 15:50 ET by steviep831"Does anyone have an actual question to ask besides just making idiotic statements. Did I mention that my secret service agent knows 100 different ways to kill a person with him thumb? Oops... 99 ways left, looks like Helen already met my boys."
W: "Did you hear the
July 13, 2007 - 15:54 ET by JerryW: "Did you hear the one about the reporterette and the judge? Well it seems there was this news babe, who was up for jury duty, and the judge says, we need someone who is objective and un-biased. Now get this... she says... I'm a journalist, that's what I do! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Get it... un-biased journalist!! Haw haw haw!!"
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
I think we have the winner he
July 13, 2007 - 17:43 ET by QueenMumI think we have the winner here. Well done, Jerry.
We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat. - Queen Victoria
W: "Man, smells like s
July 13, 2007 - 15:59 ET by JerryW: "Man, smells like somebody's got a poopy diaper again! David Gregory, I believe it's your turn to change Helen. Remember, there's a one sheet rule in effect."
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
David Gregory in response:
July 13, 2007 - 18:27 ET by RESTLESS 1David Gregory in response: " Screw that, I quit!!!!".
President Bush - "O.K. l
July 13, 2007 - 16:08 ET by mattmPresident Bush - "O.K. let's go over the ground rules again. First, I'll speak, then you'll disregard everything I say, next you'll try to get me to change my mind, then I'll refuse and re-state my point, which you'll ignore, then you'll write your report which will misrepresent everything I'm saying. O.K.? Now, let's begin..."
W: Well, duh, Helen. Of
July 13, 2007 - 16:12 ET by BlameTheMediaW: Well, duh, Helen. Of course Saddam would never have let Al Quaida in to challenge his power. But they are there now and by God we are gonna kill them if we have to kill the population of the whole damn country!
btm...Cute by half.
July 13, 2007 - 16:44 ET by bigtimerbtm...
Cute by half.
Over??!! Nothing's over until
July 13, 2007 - 16:49 ET by drillanwrOver??!! Nothing's over until WE say it is! Come on, Helen ... Are you with me? Let's G-O-O-O-O-O ...!!!!!
" And remember, Helen wa
July 13, 2007 - 16:58 ET by RESTLESS 1" And remember, Helen was here celebrating our nation's independence back in 1776, er... I mean, yeah, 1776."
The President: "My name
July 13, 2007 - 17:30 ET by takingmyconstitutionalThe President: "My name is George, and I'm a delusional cretin."
*pwa--aa-aa-haaa-haaa-haaa*
July 13, 2007 - 17:35 ET by drillanwr*pwa--aa-aa-haaa-haaa-haaa*
Stop ... <yawn> ... You're killing me ...
And yet, he's the President a
July 13, 2007 - 17:41 ET by QueenMumAnd yet, he's the President and you're not, tmc. Go figure.
We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat. - Queen Victoria
cadaver spotted at Bush press conference
July 13, 2007 - 17:59 ET by j17ghsStill no word on how a decaying cadaver got into the middle of the front row -- a spot usually reserved for Helen Thomas -- at President Bush's recent press conference. Secret Service officials said decomposition was so bad that facial recognition was out of the question. One agent, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said the malodorous corpse looked like a "very, very old truck driver," possibly one that had delivered "too much seafood in his days."
press conf
July 13, 2007 - 19:46 ET by LionKingGWB: "How appropriate to be in the Brady Briefing Room. I need this
aggravation like I need another hole in the head!"
Chicken wire
July 13, 2007 - 19:53 ET by nkviking75"There was a big debate among the staff about whether to put up chicken wire across the front like they do in those redneck bars."
When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.
W: I can't stay long, so if y
July 13, 2007 - 20:54 ET by Joe4CoulterW: I can't stay long, so if y'all could just limit yourselves to ONE DNC talking point each, I'll be able to get back to protecting your 1st amendment rights.
Good Orderly Direction
caption: you guys in the back...
July 13, 2007 - 21:20 ET by Pragmatic-ManW: "Okay, before we get started today... can you guys in the back still hate me -- um, I mean hear me?"
SHOES
July 13, 2007 - 21:42 ET by PawpawNHelen, where did you get those shoes? I'd like to get dad a pair for the days his ankles swell!
Who is the Troll in the front
July 13, 2007 - 22:06 ET by BEGRUNTWho is the Troll in the front row???? Oh, sorry Helen it's you.
Helen,You know, I always thou
July 13, 2007 - 22:37 ET by Dave RHelen,
You know, I always thought that when it became time for Hollywood to make a movie about you that they would choose Ruth Gordon to play you. Now, I realize she has been dead for a while now, but I think that will just enhance the performance.
If she can't do it, maybe they can get Clyde to play you.
Either one would do.
Help Fred defeat the RINOs, along with the Hitllary-Obama Axis, & win the White House in '08.
It's for sure that Fred's T
July 14, 2007 - 06:20 ET by DingbatIt's for sure that Fred's Trophy Wife isn't in this crowd.
star wars
July 14, 2007 - 11:09 ET by CatherwoodI thought Jabba the Hutt died when Luke blew up his ship.