In this photo released by CBS, Democratic presidential hopeful Dennis Kucinich, left, speaks with host David Letterman on the set of 'The Late Show with David Letterman,' Monday, June 25, 2007 in New York.
Dave, back when Nixon was president and I was basically a homeless bum, I went dumpster-diving for my dinner one evening and found a thrown-away leftover sandwich that was this big. See, if LBJ had been president, that sandwich would have been twice as big.
Help Fred defeat the RINOs, along with the Hitllary-Obama Axis, & win the White House in '08.
Good one, bt. I can't figure out how he landed her either. Do you think he takes his rug off before bedtime? I've also heard tell that he's an amateur ventriloquist. Maybe he had the dummy propose for him. ?????
We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat. - Queen Victoria
Its so weird how liberals get that fantasyland far-a-way look in their eyes when a spacecadet lefty (like Dennis K) is a guest... its like political hypnotism. The goofier... the more unrealistic ... the deeper the trance...like a 5 year old meeting Santa Claus.
Is it just me, or am I off somehow, or does Dennis wear perhaps the worst rug in the history of hairpieces since the proverbial dead squirrel? His hair is 2 distinct colors in this photo. It's distracting me from more obvious jokes involving his fingers & his private parts! JMR -- proudly going bald naturally.
Heh. Maybe he does, but for some reason when I see Dennis I don't think "general." :) Anyway, I was so fixated on the rug and on being unable to come up with a halfway good joke involving his fingers, that I failed to notice the tie. Wow.
But I still can't get over the rug. Isn't a hairpiece a risk on a Presidential run? I mean, just ONE "incident" with it (the wind? A bratty little kid?? Who knows!) and you're on Leno/Letterman/Stewart/Colbert/etc. for a week. So I guess what I'm saying is, Dennis may have no taste, but he's sure got guts! JMR
sarcasmo: It's either a specially designed, environmentally friendly hairpiece made from recycled dental floss, or else Dennis borrows the hair from his ventriloquist dummy.
LOL I agree. It looks stupid in every photo or live interview I've ever seen of him.
We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat. - Queen Victoria
I've been tempted to shave my head for years. One friend and coworker -- who is aware of how lazy I am about things like hair -- insists that once I do I'll never go back to having what little hair I can grow. There are only 2 problems with this idea. First, I'm about as white as any white man can be, so any sun protection -- even diminished by balding as in my case -- is a good thing. Second, I'm politically-extreme & confusing to others enough without looking like "a skinhead," and I don't want to be confused with those people, or make people think I'm undergoing chemotherapy, etc. But as time goes on, I may be weakening. I think it'd be fun to do it in Vegas, where they actually care what my face looks-like. :) JMR
I knew a number of guys in the Navy who shaved their heads because they were going bald in their twenties. They looked pretty good, even if they were white. Way better than a fringe or comb-over. Just be sure to put some sunscreen on it at first, until it tans. I saw one guy with blisters up there since he'd just shaved it before a port call in Dubai. Ouch.
Mother nature is a bitch - Ninth Corollary of Murphy's Law
Dave, If I get elected, this will be all the federal income taxes you will have to pay. After all, you are such a huge supporter of socialism and all, it would be the least I could do. I'd exempt you altogether, but some people....well, you know.
Help Fred defeat the RINOs, along with the Hitllary-Obama Axis, & win the White House in '08.
Deranged Kookcinitch: "And that's when, on the solstice, I saw these glowing lights the color of my pink tie appear and dance around her chakras, and at that moment I knew she was the universal creature in my life's quest for peaceful existence."
Knave Libberman: " Oh really, that's very interesting."
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Fred Thompson and Ann Coulter walk into a bar. The bar is instantly destroyed because that much awesome cannot be contained in one building.
LETTERMAN: "Yes congressman and its good to see that you haven't yet given up the fight for the legalization of medical marijuana....... uh, just what condition is it you're suffering from?"
"Really, Dave, once I'm cza ... er, president, it'll just be an itty-bitty little old tax increase in order to implement all my social plans for the American people ..."
So, Dave, what I'm gonna do is to re-do the Honda Element commercials, you know - the one with the Honda Element and the crab with a hispanic accent. Only this time, the crab has a Mexican flag on its shell, and the Honda has a US flag on it. Oh, and when the crab says "I pinch", the Honda replies "OK then, I surrender". My only problem is making the itty bitty little crab look significant, but that's a problem I've had my whole life...
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(Insert obligatory short joke
July 6, 2007 - 20:53 ET by kevcad(Insert obligatory short joke here)
"I'm just thiiis taller than that Gary Coleman fellow...."
"...no kidding, Dave...E
July 6, 2007 - 20:57 ET by Joe4Coulter"...no kidding, Dave...Elizibeth Edwards has got cohones this big!"
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D.L. "...really...you ac
July 6, 2007 - 21:05 ET by Joe4CoulterD.L. "...really...you actually saw this? Where was John?"
D.K. "He flew out to spend some Coulter cash on a haircut. Did I tell you I was impeaching the president?"
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"A fierce killer rabbit
July 6, 2007 - 20:59 ET by botg"A fierce killer rabbit with sharrrrp teeth like this"
"One two five!"&quo
July 6, 2007 - 21:06 ET by dahliatravers"One two five!"
"Three, suh!"
Winner!
July 6, 2007 - 21:25 ET by Roger the ShrubberWinner!
Dennis the Spinach
July 6, 2007 - 21:00 ET by Dave RDave, back when Nixon was president and I was basically a homeless bum, I went dumpster-diving for my dinner one evening and found a thrown-away leftover sandwich that was this big. See, if LBJ had been president, that sandwich would have been twice as big.
Help Fred defeat the RINOs, along with the Hitllary-Obama Axis, & win the White House in '08.
"You can see my creditia
July 6, 2007 - 21:01 ET by botg"You can see my creditials can't you Dave?"
“The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.” -Chief Justice John Roberts
No, really Dave. My staff h
July 6, 2007 - 21:02 ET by c5thenNo, really Dave. My staff have shown me the charts and I'm only this far behind Hillary, and this far behind Obama.
The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic
"No kidding Dave, my new
July 6, 2007 - 21:04 ET by botg"No kidding Dave, my new shoes will make me this much taller"
"Dennis, you'll almost be eye to eye with the missus"
“The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.” -Chief Justice John Roberts
Kucinich explaining to Dave w
July 6, 2007 - 21:06 ET by bigtimerKucinich explaining to Dave what his 'secret weapon' is that got him betrothed to the tall good looking gal with the long red hair.
Good one, bt. I can't figure
July 6, 2007 - 21:09 ET by QueenMumGood one, bt. I can't figure out how he landed her either. Do you think he takes his rug off before bedtime? I've also heard tell that he's an amateur ventriloquist. Maybe he had the dummy propose for him. ?????
We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat. - Queen Victoria
Queen...Could be he had a dum
July 6, 2007 - 21:16 ET by bigtimerQueen...
Could be he had a dummy that said yes too...
LMAO!
Oh, you silly thing. He IS
July 7, 2007 - 13:44 ET by leeproOh, you silly thing. He IS the dummy!
LOL...Oh I agree leepro......
July 7, 2007 - 16:17 ET by bigtimerLOL...
Oh I agree leepro...
...Better tell that to the constituents that keep voting him in year after year....
Far-a-way eyes
July 6, 2007 - 21:13 ET by reelman46Its so weird how liberals get that fantasyland far-a-way look in their eyes when a spacecadet lefty (like Dennis K) is a guest... its like political hypnotism. The goofier... the more unrealistic ... the deeper the trance...like a 5 year old meeting Santa Claus.
Doug Schexnayder, Ph.D.
(theconservativecrawfish)
" " L-a-s-e-r "
July 6, 2007 - 21:19 ET by Joe4Coulter" " L-a-s-e-r " "
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Is it just me, or am I off
July 6, 2007 - 21:09 ET by sarcasmoIs it just me, or am I off somehow, or does Dennis wear perhaps the worst rug in the history of hairpieces since the proverbial dead squirrel? His hair is 2 distinct colors in this photo. It's distracting me from more obvious jokes involving his fingers & his private parts!
JMR -- proudly going bald naturally.
sarc,You know, he does sort o
July 6, 2007 - 21:12 ET by Dave Rsarc,
You know, he does sort of remind me of a certain general from WW II & Korea.
Douglas Mac?
BTW-Where the hell did he find that HIDEOUS tie?
Help Fred defeat the RINOs, along with the Hitllary-Obama Axis, & win the White House in '08.
Heh. Maybe he does, but for
July 7, 2007 - 04:14 ET by sarcasmoHeh. Maybe he does, but for some reason when I see Dennis I don't think "general." :) Anyway, I was so fixated on the rug and on being unable to come up with a halfway good joke involving his fingers, that I failed to notice the tie. Wow.
But I still can't get over the rug. Isn't a hairpiece a risk on a Presidential run? I mean, just ONE "incident" with it (the wind? A bratty little kid?? Who knows!) and you're on Leno/Letterman/Stewart/Colbert/etc. for a week. So I guess what I'm saying is, Dennis may have no taste, but he's sure got guts!
JMR
sarcasmo: It's either a speci
July 6, 2007 - 21:13 ET by QueenMumsarcasmo: It's either a specially designed, environmentally friendly hairpiece made from recycled dental floss, or else Dennis borrows the hair from his ventriloquist dummy.
LOL I agree. It looks stupid in every photo or live interview I've ever seen of him.
We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat. - Queen Victoria
worst rug in the history of h
July 6, 2007 - 21:25 ET by dahliatraversworst rug in the history of hairpieces
I hadn't noticed. Gads, you're right. It's dreadful.
He needs to shave his head. Bald is in.
I've been tempted to shave my
July 7, 2007 - 04:08 ET by sarcasmoI've been tempted to shave my head for years. One friend and coworker -- who is aware of how lazy I am about things like hair -- insists that once I do I'll never go back to having what little hair I can grow. There are only 2 problems with this idea. First, I'm about as white as any white man can be, so any sun protection -- even diminished by balding as in my case -- is a good thing. Second, I'm politically-extreme & confusing to others enough without looking like "a skinhead," and I don't want to be confused with those people, or make people think I'm undergoing chemotherapy, etc. But as time goes on, I may be weakening. I think it'd be fun to do it in Vegas, where they actually care what my face looks-like. :)
JMR
I knew a number of guys in th
July 7, 2007 - 19:33 ET by nnptcgradI knew a number of guys in the Navy who shaved their heads because they were going bald in their twenties. They looked pretty good, even if they were white. Way better than a fringe or comb-over. Just be sure to put some sunscreen on it at first, until it tans. I saw one guy with blisters up there since he'd just shaved it before a port call in Dubai. Ouch.
Mother nature is a bitch - Ninth Corollary of Murphy's Law
Dave, If I get elected, this
July 6, 2007 - 21:09 ET by Dave RDave, If I get elected, this will be all the federal income taxes you will have to pay. After all, you are such a huge supporter of socialism and all, it would be the least I could do. I'd exempt you altogether, but some people....well, you know.
Help Fred defeat the RINOs, along with the Hitllary-Obama Axis, & win the White House in '08.
"Look at me, I can do TH
July 6, 2007 - 21:11 ET by Joe4Coulter"Look at me, I can do THIS!"
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"This is how I'll deal w
July 6, 2007 - 21:13 ET by Joe4Coulter"This is how I'll deal with Iran - just scrunch their heads."
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"When I was wittle I wus
July 6, 2007 - 21:16 ET by Joe4Coulter"When I was wittle I wused to sing Itsy Bwitsy Spwider."
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Sorry...I got carried away...
July 6, 2007 - 21:21 ET by Joe4CoulterSorry...I got carried away...
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From my wife's vantage point,
July 6, 2007 - 21:26 ET by Roger the ShrubberFrom my wife's vantage point, I look this tall.
Holy mackerel!
July 6, 2007 - 21:29 ET by dahliatraversHoly mackerel!
captionfest
July 7, 2007 - 08:10 ET by SportPoliticsDeranged Kookcinitch: "And that's when, on the solstice, I saw these glowing lights the color of my pink tie appear and dance around her chakras, and at that moment I knew she was the universal creature in my life's quest for peaceful existence."
Knave Libberman: " Oh really, that's very interesting."
Land of the giants..........L
July 7, 2007 - 10:38 ET by BEGRUNTLand of the giants..........LOL.
"And this is how big I
July 6, 2007 - 21:30 ET by PSOS"And this is how big I hope it will be after the final sex change surgery. That's why I'm clearly the best woman -- I mean, man -- for the job."
I haven't seen a letterman sh
July 6, 2007 - 21:39 ET by SkulI haven't seen a letterman show for months. One question about DK, did he wear the bear??
The blind leading the inten
July 6, 2007 - 21:58 ET by Free StinkerThe blind leading the intentionally ignorant.
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Fred Thompson and Ann Coulter walk into a bar. The bar is instantly destroyed because that much awesome cannot be contained in one building.
"On one hand, from each
July 6, 2007 - 23:29 ET by Phan of Truth"On one hand, from each according to his ability, and on the other, to each according to his need."
Democratic presidential hopef
July 7, 2007 - 00:51 ET by Airforce_5_ODemocratic presidential hopeful Dennis Kucinich discribes his actual chances of winning the nomination.
Build The Fence
And the winner is...
July 7, 2007 - 17:56 ET by goldenthroatAirforce_5_0,
Your caption is priceless! Gollum Kucinich is a legend in his own mind.
"Yeah, that's the ticket!" - Tommy Flanagan
Dave, all I remember are th
July 7, 2007 - 03:57 ET by Jack BauerLETTERMAN: "Yes congre
July 7, 2007 - 06:34 ET by winston smithLETTERMAN: "Yes congressman and its good to see that you haven't yet given up the fight for the legalization of medical marijuana....... uh, just what condition is it you're suffering from?"
Dennis Comments
July 7, 2007 - 08:41 ET by pbthinkerDennis to Dave: "When the Mothership dropped me off I was ready to take a picture, as a reminder, and poof, it was gone."
Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Letterman (thinking to himsel
July 7, 2007 - 08:42 ET by Mica the MagnificentLetterman (thinking to himself): I want to look at the booger I just picked . . .wait . . .wait . . c'mon guys get a close-up of this a**hole.
"After an extended perio
July 7, 2007 - 08:49 ET by Dave D"After an extended period of mourning Dave Letterman begins his search for the next Larry "Bud" Melman"
Put these two guys together,
July 7, 2007 - 10:21 ET by Macfire78Put these two guys together, and they couldn't have a meeting of the mind.
Kucinich: Dave, right now Ame
July 7, 2007 - 10:39 ET by QueenMumKucinich: Dave, right now America is this far away from socialism. When I'm elected President, I'll see to it that we close the gap.
We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat. - Queen Victoria
Dave, I could not resist...
July 7, 2007 - 11:21 ET by DingbatDave, I could not resist...I was face on to Hilary's ample cleavage and I just had to pinch. But, like everything else about her, they were false.
"Really, Dave, once I'm
July 7, 2007 - 11:54 ET by drillanwr"Really, Dave, once I'm cza ... er, president, it'll just be an itty-bitty little old tax increase in order to implement all my social plans for the American people ..."
caption: crushing your head
July 7, 2007 - 18:12 ET by Pragmatic-Man"I'm crushing your head, crushing it, crushing it!"
caption: I can't feel my fingers!
July 7, 2007 - 18:15 ET by Pragmatic-ManAs Letterman gets ready to take a drag from his pinched doobie, Kucinich starts to babble on, high as a kite.
"Dude, I can't even feel my fingertips!"
caption: I can fit into this
July 7, 2007 - 18:29 ET by Pragmatic-ManDave, you think I am small now? If I took these heels and this hairpiece off, I could fit into a space about this big.
"Then I'll apply the Vul
July 7, 2007 - 18:50 ET by botg"Then I'll apply the Vulcan death grip and Hillary will be dust"
"Here's my final offer:
July 7, 2007 - 18:52 ET by botg"Here's my final offer: 'David Letterman Propaganda Czar' "
Kucinich: Dave, forget all th
July 7, 2007 - 19:19 ET by Mica the MagnificentKucinich: Dave, forget all the crap I've ever said in my life. It was all crap.
I'm really worried about these pinchers I'm developing here.
Dave, tell me the truth. . . Am I becoming a shellfish?
The new evil puppet from the
July 7, 2007 - 21:49 ET by ArchConservativeThe new evil puppet from the lastest "Chucky" movie sits on Dave's couch.
kookinich
July 8, 2007 - 00:44 ET by goldfakeI told Algore to stick to the original plan, this much global cooling before the big one hits !!
So, Dave, what I'm gonna do i
July 9, 2007 - 12:51 ET by habbyguySo, Dave, what I'm gonna do is to re-do the Honda Element commercials, you know - the one with the Honda Element and the crab with a hispanic accent. Only this time, the crab has a Mexican flag on its shell, and the Honda has a US flag on it. Oh, and when the crab says "I pinch", the Honda replies "OK then, I surrender". My only problem is making the itty bitty little crab look significant, but that's a problem I've had my whole life...