White House Press Secretary Tony Snow (C) performs with his rock band Beats Workin' at the Congressional Picnic on the south lawn of the White House in Washington June 19, 2007.
Dear Ms/Mr. Goldenthroat who is part of a major right-wing swiftboat-type lying machine:
I take exception to you mocking my song. I was the first to perform that lovely song back in the '60's with my very hip band, the "John Kerry Who Is Serving in Vietnam and Will Have A Story To Tell Rock And Roll Yardbirds and Beatle Stones." Our records sold in Cambodia at the time.
The other feature next to Tony Snow that day was the Democrat Party Band playing that great hit song, "You can't say 'Great' without 'Chavez' rag." - - - Not reported by the MSM
Oh, if you all could see the look on my face right now. I swear it is going to take a while to get this image out of my head. Sorry, but some things should just not be...
Debra...
hmm... I do give a lot of credit to the security guy in the back ground, for keeping such a straight face.
My husband just saw this and asked, What "Beats Workin'", being in the band or being a white house press secretary?
"There is a tendency for the world to say to America, 'the big problems of the world are yours, you go and sort them out,' and then to worry when America wants to sort them out." - Tony Blair
Of course he is botg! That's why he's lashing out at everyone today.
You should have been here when Al Zarqawi was killed. The way the Moonbats were acting, you would have thought the US killed half a dozen baby kittens.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Fred Thompson and Ann Coulter walk into a bar. The bar is instantly destroyed because that much awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Tony Snow's band kicks off their "Piss off the Democrats" tour with a rousing rendition of "God Bless the USA".
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Come on guys, every one knows the Mexican National Anthem. You remember how it goes.. hey, there’s Ted and W in the audience, come on up stage and help us with the vocals.
(yea, I'm still pissed off..)
These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day
Tony appears to be the only musician in the photo who's having fun, for whatever reason...But I love how, by bending forward, he appears to have his own SS agent bodyguard growing out of his back! JMR
"Now people have been saying that that acid is poisoned, it's not poisoned, it's just bad acid, ok, just manufactured poorly, so if anyone thinks they're poisoned, forget it!"
"As for the next slap in the face from the Whitehouse to conservatives everywhere, Tony Snow, and the RINO'S warm up before going onstage at Live Earth "
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
Hey kids! I don't have a clever caption. But I must say, this is the best Captionfest ever. I'm really enjoying everyone else's contributions. Funny stuff.
We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat. - Queen Victoria
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Dude! My amp goes to 11!So,
June 30, 2007 - 19:12 ET by Trix RabbitDude! My amp goes to 11!
So, was that Free Bird by Led Zeppelin or Stairway to Heaven by Lynyrd Skynyrd?
Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell
The Snowmen perform their cla
June 30, 2007 - 19:14 ET by botgThe Snowmen perform their classic "I lost at Shamnesty"
Beats Workin'...
June 30, 2007 - 19:14 ET by goldenthroat(To the tune of "Where Have All The Flowers Gone?")
"Where have all the wackos gone?
Long time passin',
Where have all the wackos gone?
Long time ago,
Where have all the wackos gone?
Global warming with AlGore,
When will they ever learn, when will they ever learn!"
Help control the game show host population by having Bob Barker spayed or neutered.
Dear Ms/Mr. Goldenthroat who
July 1, 2007 - 14:41 ET by Mica the MagnificentDear Ms/Mr. Goldenthroat who is part of a major right-wing swiftboat-type lying machine:
I take exception to you mocking my song. I was the first to perform that lovely song back in the '60's with my very hip band, the "John Kerry Who Is Serving in Vietnam and Will Have A Story To Tell Rock And Roll Yardbirds and Beatle Stones." Our records sold in Cambodia at the time.
The other feature next to Tony Snow that day was the Democrat Party Band playing that great hit song, "You can't say 'Great' without 'Chavez' rag." - - - Not reported by the MSM
Hey, Mica!
July 1, 2007 - 15:33 ET by goldenthroatThanks for the review, Mica - and BTW, it's MR. goldenthroat to all my adoring fans.
This land is my landIt is not
June 30, 2007 - 19:17 ET by Gat New YorkThis land is my land
It is not your land
"In the world of the Sno
June 30, 2007 - 19:29 ET by botg"In the world of the Snowmen the one armed man sings"
}}----> Snowmen
June 30, 2007 - 19:31 ET by Cool ArrowBut he ain't worth crap on guitar.
That's why he sings
June 30, 2007 - 19:33 ET by botgThat's why he sings
}}----> The Irish Rovers
June 30, 2007 - 19:40 ET by Cool ArrowOh, if you all could see the
June 30, 2007 - 19:43 ET byOh, if you all could see the look on my face right now. I swear it is going to take a while to get this image out of my head. Sorry, but some things should just not be...
Debra...
hmm... I do give a lot of credit to the security guy in the back ground, for keeping such a straight face.
My husband just saw this and asked, What "Beats Workin'", being in the band or being a white house press secretary?
:o)
caption: ¡Ay, ay, ay, ay!
June 30, 2007 - 19:43 ET by Pragmatic-Man¡Ay, ay, ay, ay! canta y no llores, porque cantando se alegran, cielito lindo, los corazones.
Hey, Prag-man!
July 1, 2007 - 15:37 ET by goldenthroatHey, Prag-man,
You forgot to listen to the menu - "Press '1' for English...Press '2' for Spanglish!"
Tony Snow with his band, "How
June 30, 2007 - 19:46 ET by balboaTony Snow with his band, "How White Are We". Opening for the Ray Coniff Singers.
Good one on you. LMAO.Liber
June 30, 2007 - 19:58 ET by Trix RabbitGood one on you. LMAO.
Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell
B
June 30, 2007 - 22:27 ET by Noel SheppardB,
Nice. :-) ns
Noel
June 30, 2007 - 22:31 ET by balboaEvery once in a while I'll get a good shot in there. ;-)
Yes, Balboa, be careful ..as
July 1, 2007 - 16:26 ET byYes, Balboa, be careful ..as you well know, most repubs love to give it b ut can never take it as well as they give it. ;)
A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons
"Hello, kettle? This i
July 1, 2007 - 16:32 ET by saw the light"Hello, kettle? This is pot. You're black."
"There is a tendency for the world to say to America, 'the big problems of the world are yours, you go and sort them out,' and then to worry when America wants to sort them out." - Tony Blair
Montyi resemble that comment,
July 1, 2007 - 16:36 ET by botgMonty
i resemble that comment, but ya gots it wrong see, Balboa has a good wit about him.
“The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.” -Chief Justice John Roberts
he has a good wit, which appe
July 1, 2007 - 16:37 ET byA free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons
Aren't you in mourning that c
July 1, 2007 - 16:43 ET by botgAren't you in mourning that the censorship doctrine was not passed this week preventing the totalitarian leftist takeover you've been hoping for?
“The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.” -Chief Justice John Roberts
Of course he is botg! That
July 1, 2007 - 16:47 ET by Free StinkerOf course he is botg! That's why he's lashing out at everyone today.
You should have been here when Al Zarqawi was killed. The way the Moonbats were acting, you would have thought the US killed half a dozen baby kittens.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Fred Thompson and Ann Coulter walk into a bar. The bar is instantly destroyed because that much awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Free, it took me a while bu
July 1, 2007 - 16:52 ET by botgFree, it took me a while but i figured out that his tag line was not a warning but rather his game-plan
E. A. POE ---'The Purloined Letter'
“The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.” -Chief Justice John Roberts
ROFL ;-)
July 1, 2007 - 16:55 ET by Free StinkerROFL ;-)
I thought his tag line meant
July 1, 2007 - 18:23 ET by Mica the MagnificentI thought his tag line meant his dry cleaning coupons would be the first to go.
Lame-o
July 1, 2007 - 18:38 ET by nkviking75"Yes, Balboa, be careful ..as you well know, most repubs love to give it b ut can never take it as well as they give it. ;)"
This from a guy whose comments are so lame they need their own wheelchairs.
When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.
Chumbawamba
June 30, 2007 - 19:50 ET by Cool Arrow}}----> Terry Jacks stars
June 30, 2007 - 20:00 ET by Cool ArrowTony Snow and Poppy Family cover band play a Benefit for Elizabeth Edwards.
Husband John in the kissing booth.
caption: all along the fence
June 30, 2007 - 20:11 ET by Pragmatic-ManTony Snow and his band play a lesser-known Hendrix variation:
"All Along the Unfunded Virtual Fence"
"Bi-Polar Disorder's a
July 1, 2007 - 12:51 ET by Tom Paine"Bi-Polar Disorder's a frustrating mess..."
Or this Hendrix song: Hey, Jo
July 1, 2007 - 18:25 ET by Mica the MagnificentOr this Hendrix song:
Hey, Jose, I heard they shot your coyote down
tony
June 30, 2007 - 20:46 ET by Emma GrumpThis one goes out to Helen Thomas - "Mean Woman Blues'.
Here's another one...
June 30, 2007 - 21:21 ET by goldenthroat"Bomb, Bomb, Bomb...Bomb, Bomb Iran!"
And the hits just keep on comin'!
June 30, 2007 - 21:43 ET by goldenthroat(To the tune of "Bottle of Wine", the boys in the backyard sing...)
"Li-ber-als whine,
All of the time,
Will they get it?
When hell freezes over!
Hillary rants,
Wearing her pants,
Teddy has a hard time staying sober! "
Help control the game show host population by having Bob Barker spayed or neutered.
Caption
June 30, 2007 - 21:45 ET by nkviking75Does everyone in this administration have a tin ear?
When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.
"Is that freedom rock?
June 30, 2007 - 23:35 ET by Carl Kolchak"Is that freedom rock? Well turn it up man!"
LMAOMAKE WAY FOR THE SAN ANTO
June 30, 2007 - 23:39 ET by UnsaneLMAO
MAKE WAY FOR THE SAN ANTONIO SPURS!!! THE 1999, 2003, 2005, AND 2007 NBA CHAMPIONS!!!!
Tony Snow's band kicks off
June 30, 2007 - 23:56 ET by JerryTony Snow's band kicks off their "Piss off the Democrats" tour with a rousing rendition of "God Bless the USA".
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Play "Slow Ride"
June 30, 2007 - 23:58 ET by Carl KolchakHey can you guys do "Slow Ride" by Foghat?
"Slow ride, take it easy"
Come on guys, every one knows
July 1, 2007 - 01:06 ET by USA4freedomCome on guys, every one knows the Mexican National Anthem. You remember how it goes.. hey, there’s Ted and W in the audience, come on up stage and help us with the vocals.
(yea, I'm still pissed off..)
These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day
Tony . . . "We named th
July 1, 2007 - 08:13 ET by CaringwhiteguyTony . . . "We named the band Beat's Workin' because this sure beats trying to explain how my boss is behaving!!!!!"
Tony appears to be the only
July 1, 2007 - 08:19 ET by sarcasmoTony appears to be the only musician in the photo who's having fun, for whatever reason...But I love how, by bending forward, he appears to have his own SS agent bodyguard growing out of his back!
JMR
tony
July 1, 2007 - 08:41 ET by Emma GrumpTony is just a class act all around. He is my hero!
And now...
July 1, 2007 - 09:03 ET by c5thenWe'll do our rendition of "Freebird"...This one is for you Hellen.
The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic
Hey! Any of y'all know who
July 1, 2007 - 10:35 ET by dervishHey! Any of y'all know who the guy under the tree is? He's starting to creep me out...
Agent 'R' from MIB looking f
July 1, 2007 - 10:54 ET by botgAgent 'R' from MIB looking for 'bugs'
Aha! I hear Dan Rather over
July 1, 2007 - 12:57 ET by dervishAha! I hear Dan Rather overstayed his visa....
So did Nancy Pelosi!
July 1, 2007 - 13:58 ET by Free StinkerSo did Nancy Pelosi!
Huey Lewis was right, and Ton
July 1, 2007 - 11:22 ET by happyuscitizenHuey Lewis was right, and Tony & his boys prove it's..... HIP TO BE SQUARE!
"I'm just a big fat hairy American Winning Machine!" - Ricky Bobby
"Now people have been sa
July 1, 2007 - 12:00 ET by Ten7s"Now people have been saying that that acid is poisoned, it's not poisoned, it's just bad acid, ok, just manufactured poorly, so if anyone thinks they're poisoned, forget it!"
Hey do we spin our music to m
July 1, 2007 - 16:08 ET byRove: I got to dance so you guys need to sing. That will make us neoconservatives look cool!
Snowjob: "Hey karl, how do we spin our music to make us Repubs look like cool middle aged white musicians . We wanna be as hip as you!"
A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons
}}----> Welcome Back Monty
July 1, 2007 - 16:13 ET by Cool ArrowI'm on a Mexican wo o Radio
I'm on a Mexican wo o Radio
"As for the next slap in
July 1, 2007 - 18:09 ET by Blazer"As for the next slap in the face from the Whitehouse to conservatives everywhere, Tony Snow, and the RINO'S warm up before going onstage at Live Earth "
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
Tony Snow fiddles while the c
July 1, 2007 - 18:18 ET by gordonTony Snow fiddles while the country burns.
Hey kids! I don't have a clev
July 1, 2007 - 19:21 ET by QueenMumHey kids! I don't have a clever caption. But I must say, this is the best Captionfest ever. I'm really enjoying everyone else's contributions. Funny stuff.
We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat. - Queen Victoria
(Apply standard blues beat) W
July 1, 2007 - 21:31 ET by Galvanic(Apply standard blues beat)
Woke up this mornin'
Hadda face another day.
Tried-a make some friends somehow,
But everybody just ran away.
(refrain)
Oh, my cat jumped out the window,
And my dog barfed on my shoes.
I'm just too ugly to keep livin'
I got da Helen Thomas Blues
}}----> Same beat
July 1, 2007 - 21:35 ET by Cool Arrow}}----> Caption
July 1, 2007 - 22:24 ET by Cool ArrowI'm Pickin'
I'm grinnin'
I'm givin this guy a colonoscopy.
Tony Snow: "See, I be
July 1, 2007 - 22:28 ET by motherbeltTony Snow: "See, I bend over like this, Fred (the security guard) gooses me, and that's how I hit that high note!