Filmmaker Michael Moore, right, and Assembly Speaker Fabian Nunez, D-Los Angeles, left, look at a poster of Moore's new documentary 'Sicko' following a Capitol news conference in Sacramento, Calif., Tuesday, June 12, 2007.
Thanks, BT. First time caller, long-time listener.
Just got approved and saw the Harry Reid picture caption. Had fun with that one. Then looked through the captionfest archives. Being from CA, I'm sadly familiar with Fabian Nunez and his "work".
Moore:" And the line here, I wrote that. I wrote that myself, yeah. And I thought up the idea for this poster, y'know, with the skeletons sitting next to me in the waiting room. And Castro, he provided the skeletons, no lie. He's got like a whole pit full of them, and he just picked out some favorites, and gave them to me. Do you know how much they would cost under our capitalist heath care system? It's just sick."
See what Photoshop can do? See how good I look? I picked up the Photoshop techiques from a few friends of mine who work for the AP, just back from the Middle East.
MIKEY: See what Jenny Craig did for me! Only 4 short years, and I've lost, well, ....some. Just think how much better it will be when Jenny is part of our National Socialista Medical Plan.
Injecting religion into it again:( - sorry people...
Warning the following contains a biblical reference - which has been know to help cause salvation:
"And then this angel appeared right about here and said to the others something about Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake. 10 And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another. 11 And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many....and I have no idea at all what it quite meant but it was funny as hell - you know typical Jesus freak BS..."
"Cause, ya see, in a socialist country the government can outlaw all fatty foods and just serve Soylent Green so that large people like me won't be forced to eat evil capitalist hamburgers and french fires 14 times a day."
This photo was actually taken while I was waiting in line with a bunch of other people at a Stuckey's. Of course, I was absolutely starving... so I ate them.
*****
"I'm sorry, you must have mistaken me for a clown that gives a damn!" - Sticky the Clown
"The health care is great in Cooba. Really. It's true! It's really true! See right here? It says 'Go to the front of the line if you're friends with Fidel.' I got in right ahead of all those other suckers."
Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.
These are my 60's military issue glasses, you can see I had them on back then by this picture. I was a bit overweight then, too, a "sicko" so they didn't take me, so I don't get the free military healthcare. Is that fair ? I might have a heart attack soon, so what am I supposed to do ? I tried at GITMO, but they hadn't declared me an enemy combatant even though I have been trying to attain that status. Castro never told me to shut-up, like O'Reilly has, or called me any names. Is this America ? I just want some answers.
Filmmaker Michael Moore details for a detective the circumstances surrounding the death of Arnold Enzen. Mr. Enzen, 23, a delivery person for the Domino's Pizza chain, was tragically decapitated after Mr. Moore inhaled three large "Specials" and caused the waistband of his pants to explode.
Mickey Moore shows off the Christmas card photo that resulted in him losing all his friends.
Fortunately for Mikey, his entire collection of "friends" consisted of Fidel, Hugo, Kim Jong Il, Hu Jintao, King Fahd, Robert Mugabe, Billy Maher, Baba Wawa, and that creepy guy with carpenter's butt and chili-dog breath who fixes his septic tank, so it wasn't any huge loss.
Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell
Mikey: "See this poster, Fab? The day they took this picture MAN was I hungry... I ate these people while waiting for the lighting crew. Picked the bones clean, mmmm. Does that make me a Sicko, Fab?"
Moore: "I had all my film crews sign on this project as 'independant contractors' so I didn't have to provide health coverage to my employees. I'd go broke if I had to pay for all the doctor visits those d*** mexican camera men. The only plus is that I hire one mexican and I get his whole family. All those little kids make great gaffers and cable boys. I saved a butt load of money.
Congressman: "yea (snicker) I love being a democrat)
Darth Cheney DUI George Bush cokehead twin daughters fight in Iraq Halliburton! Halliburton! blood for oil 9/11 was an inside job culture of corruption Mitt Romney is a Mormon Chimpy McFlightsuit Air National Guard Mission Accomplished!I'm sorry, what was the topic again?
Sorry. I noticed Montana Lyons had not posted the usual off-topic rambling captionfest diarrhea, so I channeled him/her/it this morning.
"Yeah I wanted to call it Castro -- but due to Bushhitlerchimp PR crap the studio made me change it. *ucking McCarthyite witch-hunting bastards. Typical right wing Hollywood."
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll talk jive! Just check out my latest YouTube video Hillary Clinton Talks Jive
Fidel slipped me a boat load of cash for adding this caption here above the title. He's a great guy. Anybody who bothered us while we were down there simply disappeard. I gues they are released now, don't really know. Ha ha.
The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic
Moore provides proof positive of the good life (and superior health care system) in Cuba.
Why else would have tens of thousands of desperate Americans braved the shark infested waters of the Caribbean on makeshift rafts to arrive at that beacon of hope and opportunity (with high-tech health clinics on every corner) - Cuba!
(Shouldn't Moore and all supporters of Sicko be forced to get their healthcare at neighborhood clinics in Cuba from now on?)
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Fabian: "Good lord, Harr
June 22, 2007 - 15:00 ET by Hero SquadFabian: "Good lord, Harry Potter, you've put on a few pounds!"
*****
"I'm sorry, you must have mistaken me for a clown that gives a damn!" - Sticky the Clown
"nd here's how I looked
June 22, 2007 - 15:14 ET by Galvanic"And here's how I looked before I picked up these neat clothes at a neighborhood rummage sale. You really oughta try it."
Moore: "The camera man
June 22, 2007 - 15:19 ET by doubledown552Moore: "The camera man told me I should clean the crumbs around my face and shirt, but I told him he must be a Bush supporter."
Nunez: "freakin' Bush supporters...."
Morals....? Who needs those?
Check it out, Fabian.
July 21, 2007 - 16:29 ET by fitzfongCheck it out, Fabian. This is the line I used to get Mirthala into the sack. How did you pull it off?
fitz... Just
July 21, 2007 - 16:35 ET by bigtimerfitz...
Just curious...how'd you get clear over here?
Just having fun are ya?
LOL...
Just bored, I guess.
July 21, 2007 - 16:53 ET by fitzfongJust bored, I guess.
Nothing wrong with that
July 21, 2007 - 16:56 ET by bigtimerNothing wrong with that fitz...
I was just curious if something was going on with the site with another update or such and it was all messed up with dates...
I really was just curious...
Carry on...I like your humor.
Thanks, BT. First time
July 21, 2007 - 17:06 ET by fitzfongThanks, BT. First time caller, long-time listener.
Just got approved and saw the Harry Reid picture caption. Had fun with that one. Then looked through the captionfest archives. Being from CA, I'm sadly familiar with Fabian Nunez and his "work".
Couldn't resist...
"That's the hat he gav
June 22, 2007 - 15:19 ET by motherbelt"That's the hat he gave me. To this day, I have the hat!"
"Yeah, here's the poster
June 22, 2007 - 15:25 ET by drillanwr"Yeah, here's the poster for my new movie ... It's an autobiography."
Moore:" And the line here, I
June 22, 2007 - 15:27 ET by muh-oonMoore:" And the line here, I wrote that. I wrote that myself, yeah. And I thought up the idea for this poster, y'know, with the skeletons sitting next to me in the waiting room. And Castro, he provided the skeletons, no lie. He's got like a whole pit full of them, and he just picked out some favorites, and gave them to me. Do you know how much they would cost under our capitalist heath care system? It's just sick."
Caption
June 22, 2007 - 15:47 ET by EllisWyattMoore: "See these skulls? Fidel gave them to me when we visited one of his old torture chambers. He's such a cool guy!"
If you're not outraged at the media, you haven't been paying attention.
'THE BLOB'Part II
June 22, 2007 - 15:51 ET by bigtimer'THE BLOB'
Part II
LOL, Big, however from that
June 22, 2007 - 17:12 ET by BEGRUNTLOL, Big, however from that view, it looks like he is sitting on the toilet.
Michael Moore meets with hi
June 22, 2007 - 16:07 ET by DontFeedTheTrollsMichael Moore meets with his personal tailor, Omar The Tentmaker, who shows him the fashions he has created for Michael's summer wardrobe.
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Go here and here to let your reps know what you think!
See what Photoshop can do? Se
June 22, 2007 - 16:08 ET by ThisnThatSee what Photoshop can do? See how good I look? I picked up the Photoshop techiques from a few friends of mine who work for the AP, just back from the Middle East.
Photoshop Pt.II
June 22, 2007 - 16:15 ET by Rihar"See what photoshop can do? They completely removed the toilet I was sitting on in this photo!"
When a liberal speaks, the truth is busy elsewhere.
I actually got my arms this h
June 22, 2007 - 16:13 ET by MentalrushI actually got my arms this high above my head before I ran out of breath
Elmer Fudd Corny Concerto
June 22, 2007 - 16:25 ET by Hero SquadMike: "Actually Fabio..."
Fab: "Fabian."
Mike: "Fabian. I got the idea for this delightful outfit from Elmer Fudd in "Corny Concerto". Thanks for asking."
Fab: "But I didn't..."
*****
"I'm sorry, you must have mistaken me for a clown that gives a damn!" - Sticky the Clown
MICHAEL MOORE CAPTION
June 22, 2007 - 16:35 ET by judahisMIKEY: See what Jenny Craig did for me! Only 4 short years, and I've lost, well, ....some. Just think how much better it will be when Jenny is part of our National Socialista Medical Plan.
judabenheard
Not a Democrap or a lip-brawl, mostly a conserve-a-tiff. Famous words of elderly from movie "Moonstruck: "Somebody tell a joke" .
judabenheard. How the heck
June 22, 2007 - 16:41 ET by MightyMouthnevermind.... lol
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
For God's Sake
June 22, 2007 - 16:43 ET by TruthMongerInjecting religion into it again:( - sorry people...
Warning the following contains a biblical reference - which has been know to help cause salvation:
"And then this angel appeared right about here and said to the others something about Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake. 10 And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another. 11 And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many....and I have no idea at all what it quite meant but it was funny as hell - you know typical Jesus freak BS..."
Moore
June 22, 2007 - 16:48 ET by Parker1227"Cause, ya see, in a socialist country the government can outlaw all fatty foods and just serve Soylent Green so that large people like me won't be forced to eat evil capitalist hamburgers and french fires 14 times a day."
I was on a game show called
June 22, 2007 - 16:58 ET by AntiMediaI was on a game show called the Biggest Loser and as you can tell from the picture I lost the least amount of weight.
MM...loser
June 22, 2007 - 20:31 ET by LionKing"I was on a game show called the Biggest Loser...I didn't know it meant losing weight."
LK,NBC has a fitness reality
June 22, 2007 - 21:44 ET by AntiMediaLK,
NBC has a fitness reality show called the Biggest Loser.
So I ate them.
June 22, 2007 - 17:27 ET by Hero SquadThis photo was actually taken while I was waiting in line with a bunch of other people at a Stuckey's. Of course, I was absolutely starving... so I ate them.
*****
"I'm sorry, you must have mistaken me for a clown that gives a damn!" - Sticky the Clown
caption: is that a booger?
June 22, 2007 - 17:42 ET by Pragmatic-ManMikey: "Is that a booger? Can I have it?"
"The health care is grea
June 22, 2007 - 17:55 ET by pbanks7"The health care is great in Cooba. Really. It's true! It's really true! See right here? It says 'Go to the front of the line if you're friends with Fidel.' I got in right ahead of all those other suckers."
Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.
Pictures Don't Lie &q
June 22, 2007 - 20:01 ET by peterpanskiPictures Don't Lie
"Omar the Tentmaker made me these clothes"
mikey moore
June 22, 2007 - 20:20 ET by LionKing"Do you see what they can do with PhotoShop? They actually made it look like I fit in my clothes, unlike these."
Mikey Moore II
June 22, 2007 - 20:21 ET by LionKing"I have had the working name Sicko for some time...it was supposed to be for my autobiography."
"But it is pronounced 'Thicko
June 23, 2007 - 14:26 ET by muh-oon"But it is pronounced 'Thicko', like Sicko said with a lisp."
Mr. Nunez, do you know where
June 22, 2007 - 20:25 ET by BEGRUNTMr. Nunez, do you know where I can find a shirt in say XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL? Or a tarp?
captionfest
June 22, 2007 - 20:27 ET by SportPoliticsThese are my 60's military issue glasses, you can see I had them on back then by this picture. I was a bit overweight then, too, a "sicko" so they didn't take me, so I don't get the free military healthcare. Is that fair ? I might have a heart attack soon, so what am I supposed to do ? I tried at GITMO, but they hadn't declared me an enemy combatant even though I have been trying to attain that status. Castro never told me to shut-up, like O'Reilly has, or called me any names. Is this America ? I just want some answers.
Filmmaker Michael Moore det
June 22, 2007 - 20:49 ET by dervishFilmmaker Michael Moore details for a detective the circumstances surrounding the death of Arnold Enzen. Mr. Enzen, 23, a delivery person for the Domino's Pizza chain, was tragically decapitated after Mr. Moore inhaled three large "Specials" and caused the waistband of his pants to explode.
Mickey Moore shows off the C
June 22, 2007 - 20:57 ET by Trix RabbitMickey Moore shows off the Christmas card photo that resulted in him losing all his friends.
Fortunately for Mikey, his entire collection of "friends" consisted of Fidel, Hugo, Kim Jong Il, Hu Jintao, King Fahd, Robert Mugabe, Billy Maher, Baba Wawa, and that creepy guy with carpenter's butt and chili-dog breath who fixes his septic tank, so it wasn't any huge loss.
Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell
caption: I was sooo hungry that day...
June 22, 2007 - 21:05 ET by Pragmatic-ManMikey: "See this poster, Fab? The day they took this picture MAN was I hungry... I ate these people while waiting for the lighting crew. Picked the bones clean, mmmm. Does that make me a Sicko, Fab?"
How about 435 more
June 22, 2007 - 21:22 ET by Lame CherryHow about 435 more appointees from Wyoming to fill up Congress.......and yes I mean 435 as this guy should be Vice President with Fred Thompson.
Love them cowboys God bless em Amen
*HIC IACET ARTORIVS REX QVONDAM REXQVE FVTVRVS
An obviously-disheveled Micha
June 22, 2007 - 23:10 ET by Roger the ShrubberAn obviously-disheveled Michael Moore displays photographic evidence to an anonymous minority Californian state politician, proof that UFO's do exist.
Do you think it's safe to eat
June 22, 2007 - 23:35 ET by CatHerderDo you think it's safe to eat a poster? I need something to tie me over until they start serving some appetizers around here...
Mikey Moore
June 23, 2007 - 08:34 ET by goldenthroat"And this was me BEFORE I gained weight!"
Moore: "I had all my fil
June 23, 2007 - 09:25 ET by Conservative in the ArtsMoore: "I had all my film crews sign on this project as 'independant contractors' so I didn't have to provide health coverage to my employees. I'd go broke if I had to pay for all the doctor visits those d*** mexican camera men. The only plus is that I hire one mexican and I get his whole family. All those little kids make great gaffers and cable boys. I saved a butt load of money.
Congressman: "yea (snicker) I love being a democrat)
}}----> cable boys
June 23, 2007 - 09:47 ET by Cool ArrowMoore: "My butt runneth over"
Darth Cheney DUI George Bush
June 23, 2007 - 09:58 ET by Roger the ShrubberDarth Cheney DUI George Bush cokehead twin daughters fight in Iraq Halliburton! Halliburton! blood for oil 9/11 was an inside job culture of corruption Mitt Romney is a Mormon Chimpy McFlightsuit Air National Guard Mission Accomplished! I'm sorry, what was the topic again?
Sorry. I noticed Montana Lyons had not posted the usual off-topic rambling captionfest diarrhea, so I channeled him/her/it this morning.
My caption is un homage -- as
June 23, 2007 - 11:34 ET by Jack BauerMy caption is un homage -- as the French would say -- to yours.
Or is that French for an old homosexual? I'll take that under advisement till one of our lib***l amigos puts us straight.
"Yeah I wanted to call i
June 23, 2007 - 11:28 ET by Jack BauerWe could put your name here,
June 23, 2007 - 12:23 ET by Joe4CoulterWe could put your name here, if you help promote socialized medicine.
Good Orderly Direction
Honest, these two guys are Hi
June 23, 2007 - 12:25 ET by Joe4CoulterHonest, these two guys are Hispanic. They were waiting in line for their Green Cards.
Good Orderly Direction
This is the one I'm signing a
June 23, 2007 - 12:27 ET by Joe4CoulterThis is the one I'm signing and sending to Fidel.
Good Orderly Direction
Nunez: Do you have any in Spa
June 23, 2007 - 12:30 ET by Joe4CoulterNunez: Do you have any in Spanish?
Moore: I'm not sure of the spelling in English - does this look right to you?
Good Orderly Direction
...and this is my new pick-up
June 23, 2007 - 12:32 ET by Joe4Coulter...and this is my new pick-up line...chicks dig it!
Good Orderly Direction
And here...
June 23, 2007 - 12:33 ET by c5thenFidel slipped me a boat load of cash for adding this caption here above the title. He's a great guy. Anybody who bothered us while we were down there simply disappeard. I gues they are released now, don't really know. Ha ha.
The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic
...just before my button popp
June 23, 2007 - 12:34 ET by Joe4Coulter...just before my button popped...yeah...I was pointing, like this and I farted.
Good Orderly Direction
"This is my graduation p
June 23, 2007 - 13:10 ET by SnowWhite"This is my graduation pic from the famous F. U.* in Cuba. Problem was there was only enough food in the cafeteria for me."
*Fidel University
mikey's dog
June 23, 2007 - 13:16 ET by LionKing"I made this movie to honor my dog, Sicko!"
caption: tommy boy
June 23, 2007 - 13:39 ET by Pragmatic-Man"Yeah, these documentaries are fun and all... but see, I was supposed to be the star of Tommy Boy, not that other guy! I'm hungry, let's eat."
Sicko
June 23, 2007 - 15:29 ET by Parker1227Moore provides proof positive of the good life (and superior health care system) in Cuba.
Why else would have tens of thousands of desperate Americans braved the shark infested waters of the Caribbean on makeshift rafts to arrive at that beacon of hope and opportunity (with high-tech health clinics on every corner) - Cuba!
(Shouldn't Moore and all supporters of Sicko be forced to get their healthcare at neighborhood clinics in Cuba from now on?)
Moore, pointing at the tagl
June 23, 2007 - 17:54 ET by AJMoore, pointing at the tagline: "... see these symbols here? I have yet to figure them out. My marketing people said it was clever and catchy."
Nunez: - Scratches chin, raises eye brow - "Hmmmm"