Weekend Captionfest II

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Republican presidential hopefuls Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., center and former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, speak to FOX News Channel's Chris Wallace, left, after the Republican debate.

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I'm won't let go of your hand

I'm won't let go of your hand, Chris, until you squeal!

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McCain " Shzzhhszzzzhchzzhcchhcchczzss - that's how we libs greet Chris "

Chris " Shzzhhszzzzhchzzhcchhcchczzss - heh heh "

Brit " Oh gawd, they're at it again, there's spit all over the Green room".

Mitt " I bet that watch of his records when he presses a button. "

"Just seconds before Bri

"Just seconds before Brit Hume tackled John McCain..............."

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.   

As long as we are on Fox News

As long as we are on Fox News, they can spin whatever we say to look good! Gotta support the troops!  Maybe we might even pay their vet bills!

A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons

Hi Monty - At least they had

Hi Monty - At least they had the guts to be exposed to that left wing propagandist Matthews. Not one single Democrat is qualified or capable of being a commander-in-chief. If they do not have enough guts to appear before real journalists like Chris Wallace, Wendall Goler and Brit Hume then how can anyone have a shred of confidence that they have the guts to face up to real challenges in the world?

Montana, Here's a little some

Montana,

Here's a little something for you about our vets.

Enjoy, troll.

So, Chris are you going to ge

So, Chris are you going to get dinner tonight or is it going to be last to the table Britt?

"Hey Chris -- would yo

"Hey Chris -- would you mind asking me about Charles Keating, just so I can tee off on you like Clinton did? Would ya? Huh?"

Seconds later, Mitt Romney wa

Seconds later, Mitt Romney was violently knocked to the ground, after he accidently wandered into the midst of a spirited game of Red rover.

"McCain looks surprised

"McCain looks surprised seconds before Chris pulls him over the table.  Brit was seconds late to aide John" 

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.   

Chris Wallace tries to contai

Chris Wallace tries to contain the bile building up in his throat while Darth McCain (D) tells him "You're soul is mine!"

Brit Hume gathers steam as

Brit Hume gathers steam as he prepares to vault the famed McCain "reaching across the aisle" hurdle, while the Guiness Book of Records observer watches intently.

No great intellectual thing w

No great intellectual thing was ever done by great effort. T. Roosevelt

LOOK OUT! BRIT'S GOT A GUN!

LOOK OUT! BRIT'S GOT A GUN!

McCain: "Chris, you pu

McCain: "Chris, you pulled too hard, I just sharted"!!!!!!

before the storm

'Good evening Senator.  I wonder if you could tell me how you keep a straight face while you're planning to screw americans to the wall with you amnesty proposal?"

"That's easy, Chris.  We know that Americans will not stand up for themselves and will not stand against the Mexicans themselves.  So, we've decided to give all the Mexicans amnesty just to piss everybody off and see what they'll do."

Here's a fifty Chris, get m

Here's a fifty Chris, get me a spot as far away from Ron Paul as possible.

"Doctor?" "Doctor." "Doctor

"Doctor?"

"Doctor."

"Doctor."

"Doctor!"

"Doctor."

Surely you aren't serious abo

Surely you aren't serious about this immigration reform fiasco?

I am serious....and don't call me shirley!

It's more like WHERES MY DOCT

It's more like WHERES MY DOCTOR!!  as depicted in the movie "DUNE"!

 1300 IRANIAN PLUTONIUM  GAS CENTRIFUGES OPERATING 24-7 ,OPPS IT'S NOW 8,000!

NEXT . .  .  .  .  . We

NEXT . .  .  .  .  . We wash our hands 

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.   

(did i catch your ref Balboa?

(did i catch your ref Balboa?)

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.   

"I will now make, the first i

"I will now make, the first incision."

Hmmm

I see the Doctor, Doctor thing... and I immediately think of the movie Brain Donors...


"Stop global warming! Asphyxiate a liberal!" -
Show us how far you're willing to go to stop "global warming"

Dude... lighten up..

I was thinking Marx BrosSupre

I was thinking Marx Bros

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.   

I love that movie! Perfect li

I love that movie! Perfect line to use.

Brit rushes forward reaching

Brit rushes forward reaching in his back pocket to get the key out for the release of the white satin half helmet on McCains's head to the bottom of his neck...after-all he had to be half-way contained somehow.

An ethical question

Subject: Ethical Question

 One (1) Question Test ..
  
 
 This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By
giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will 
have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. 

 Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line. 
 
 
===========================================
 
 
 THE SITUATION:
 You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around
you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of
Biblical proportions. You are photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and  you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. 

 You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and
people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is
 unleashing all of its destructive fury. 
  
 
 =============================================== 
 
 
 THE TEST:

 Suddenly you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life,
 trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the woman looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's Hillary Clinton!

 At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take
her under forever. You have two options: You can save the life of Hillary
 Clinton or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo,
 documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful women (in
her mind, at least). 
  
 
 =============================================== 
 
 

 THE QUESTION:

 Here's the question, and please give an honest answer....... 
   Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the
 classic simplicity of black and white?