And Larry said, "Bill, who's the humidor??" And, just to keep things bipartisan (warning: don't click this link unless you enjoy ribald humor!). Ah, lovely and unpredictable lady capitalism...You're so-funny in so many ways that the control-freaks probably can't stand it! JMR
That's not funny, that's sick! My boss owns a (largely) gay bar, and many coworkers are gay. Therefore I have to send this link to everyone in the office. (We are very politically incorrect at our place, and I'm the only conservative).
Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.
President Clinton, taking into account your statement that President Bush lied about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, in 1998, in addition to yourself, both Mr Reid and Mr Daschle were warning our nation about the same. Why?
"Ya see Larry, there was this neocon "Chris Wallace", who kept pounding me and pounding me about bin laden. So naturally I pulled out my can-o-woop-ass and beat the livin daylights out of the bastard"
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it."MM says...
Yes Larry, a porn company is making a sex toy modeled on my hand. They are calling it "The Boobie Grabber". It will sell for $49.95 and profits will go to the Slick Willy Foundation.
Original caption: "Former U.S. President Bill Clinton (R) [sic] appears on CNN's Larry King Live in New York April 19, 2007."
Revised caption: "Impeached Ex-U.S. Co-President Bill Clinton (R -for reprobate) [sick] appears on CNN's foundering Larry King almost Alive in New York April 19, 2007."
Billy-clubber to Larry Klink: "Larry, keep your eye on the right hand. Nothing in it, right?" and then Billy pulls out a $1000 dollar bill from Larry's ear with his left hand and Billy says, "Thanks Larry for still being a member of my fan club, and don't ever let your left hand know what your right hand is doing. In other words, I've been trying to keep Hillie in the dark all along, and I told her if she played along, I would make her President."
Not a Democrap or a lip-brawl, mostly a conserve-a-tiff. Famous words of elderly from movie "Moonstruck: "Somebody tell a joke" .
Hey Larry, that shore is a purty blue blouse you're wearing. I bet I could Lewinsky that puppy from right here... Yeeehaaww!!
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Billy to Larry Kingk: "Listen, Larry, I know you've been married more than 5 times and I have had more than 5..... oops. Hillary's not watching, is she? Darn smart of me to get her distracted by doing this President thing, wasn't it?"
Not a Democrap or a lip-brawl, mostly a conserve-a-tiff. Famous words of elderly from movie "Moonstruck: "Somebody tell a joke" .
I tell ya Larry, if I'd a been there 5 minutes earlier, then I'd a been the father of Anna Nicole's baby....then I wouldn't need any more legal defense funds, ever!
Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.
Clinton attempts to use his Jedi force powers while on Larry King Live. Fortunately, his abilities do not wotk through television sets, and nobody was convinced to vote for Hilary.
Look Larry, DO NOT mention Waco and what happened on April 19 th 1993, anyways it was janet's fault. Or I'll fill you up with "tear gas" and light you on fire, get it!!
"I told her what to do, I told her what to say, I told her the right people to insult, I told her the right people to praise, I told her how to handle it if you get caught in a lie, and I told her how it was possible to manipulate the media for ever. Now it's hers to lose"
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“So then I said… Have a
May 18, 2007 - 14:00 ET by Jimbo“So then I said… Have a cigar!”
Jimbo says - "There is a fine line between freedom of speech and treason"
And Larry said, "Bill, who's the humidor??"
May 18, 2007 - 14:05 ET by sarcasmoAnd Larry said, "Bill, who's the humidor??" And, just to keep things bipartisan (warning: don't click this link unless you enjoy ribald humor!). Ah, lovely and unpredictable lady capitalism...You're so-funny in so many ways that the control-freaks probably can't stand it!
JMR
Bush
May 18, 2007 - 17:01 ET by pbanks7That's not funny, that's sick! My boss owns a (largely) gay bar, and many coworkers are gay. Therefore I have to send this link to everyone in the office. (We are very politically incorrect at our place, and I'm the only conservative).
Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.
I'm just amazed there's a c
May 20, 2007 - 06:30 ET by sarcasmoI'm just amazed there's a choice in the category, but that illustrates the beauty of capitalism.
JMR
President Clinton, taking i
May 18, 2007 - 14:17 ET by JDWPresident Clinton, taking into account your statement that President Bush lied about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, in 1998, in addition to yourself, both Mr Reid and Mr Daschle were warning our nation about the same. Why?
JDW
News media: Scoreboard for terrorists
Whoa! Mr. Serious on a Frid
May 18, 2007 - 15:27 ET by LeonWhoa! Mr. Serious on a Friday afternoon.
What is more exciting than
May 18, 2007 - 19:23 ET by JDWWhat is more exciting than a housewife from Vegas trying to guess the price of a riding mower?
JDW
News media: Scoreboard for terrorists
Slick Willie: "I like
May 18, 2007 - 14:18 ET by charlietexasSlick Willie: "I like to slap the interns with an open hand, I like the impression it makes on their rears." "It makes my hand look so big".
Larry: "So what did you have for breakfest?"
a caption
May 18, 2007 - 14:23 ET by goldenthroat"Well, Larry, the truth of the matter is - it's not that I didn't inhale, it's that I never exhaled!"
Never dance on an empty stomach unless it's a liberal.
Hey, Larry. How's your
July 21, 2007 - 15:26 ET by fitzfongHey, Larry. How's your wife and my kids?
Go on, Larry, pull my finge
May 18, 2007 - 14:23 ET by motherbeltGo on, Larry, pull my finger...any finger....
Larry: "So, what's it
May 18, 2007 - 14:24 ET by golfingtitanLarry: "So, what's it like... you know..."
Bill: "Oh, of course. Well first, you put your hand on the back of their head... like this...."
- or -
Larry: "Tell me the most important thing you did during your presidency."
Bill: "Uhhh... wanna arm wrestle?"
I'd better not see a smirk
May 18, 2007 - 14:26 ET by NortonPeteI'd better not see a smirk on that old face of yours, or I'll bite your head off like I did to Chris Wallace.
"Ya see Larry, there w
May 18, 2007 - 14:28 ET by MightyMouth"Ya see Larry, there was this neocon "Chris Wallace", who kept pounding me and pounding me about bin laden. So naturally I pulled out my can-o-woop-ass and beat the livin daylights out of the bastard"
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
I can count on one hand, how
May 18, 2007 - 14:30 ET by JayTeeI can count on one hand, how many Women have said "NO" to me, how 'bout you ?
Oh, Larry, we can talk abou
May 18, 2007 - 14:36 ET by Hero SquadOh, Larry, we can talk about current affairs later. Instead, I'd like to tell you where this hand has been!
*****
"Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine no possessions?'" - Elvis Costello
"I DID NOT have sex with thos
May 18, 2007 - 14:38 ET by MassConservative"I DID NOT have sex with those 5 women !!"
Yes Larry, a porn company is
May 18, 2007 - 14:44 ET by GothampcYes Larry, a porn company is making a sex toy modeled on my hand. They are calling it "The Boobie Grabber". It will sell for $49.95 and profits will go to the Slick Willy Foundation.
Original caption: "Forme
May 18, 2007 - 14:45 ET by mattmOriginal caption: "Former U.S. President Bill Clinton (R) [sic] appears on CNN's Larry King Live in New York April 19, 2007."
Revised caption: "Impeached Ex-U.S. Co-President Bill Clinton (R -for reprobate) [sick] appears on CNN's foundering Larry King almost Alive in New York April 19, 2007."
Larry: "So, Bill, what d
May 18, 2007 - 14:49 ET by MentalrushLarry: "So, Bill, what do you think of Jenna Jameson & the porn industry throwing their support to your wife?"
Bill: "I like big butts and I cannot lie <wink>, fellow democrats can't deny..."
Sorry, way to many ribald answers to that one, had to stay safe....
Bill: Let me tell you, Larry,
May 18, 2007 - 14:54 ET by MentalrushBill: "Let me tell you, Larry, there's nothing like the feel of astroturf on your bare bottom!"
"Look, I did not have se
May 18, 2007 - 14:59 ET by Galvanic"Look, I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Hillary Rodham Clinton."
Larry, you should have seen
May 18, 2007 - 15:14 ET by DingbatLarry, you should have seen that woman Rush was with! But, heh heh, I got her number!
"She gave me those digit
May 18, 2007 - 15:23 ET by Mentalrush"She gave me those digits, so I'll give her these digits! Heh heh heh!"
I was in that restaurant, re
May 18, 2007 - 17:08 ET by pbanks7I was in that restaurant, reaching out like this to grope her inviting mammalian protruberances, when Rush suspiciously looked our way....
Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.
CLINTON'S RIGHT HAND
May 18, 2007 - 15:30 ET by judahisBilly-clubber to Larry Klink: "Larry, keep your eye on the right hand. Nothing in it, right?" and then Billy pulls out a $1000 dollar bill from Larry's ear with his left hand and Billy says, "Thanks Larry for still being a member of my fan club, and don't ever let your left hand know what your right hand is doing. In other words, I've been trying to keep Hillie in the dark all along, and I told her if she played along, I would make her President."
Not a Democrap or a lip-brawl, mostly a conserve-a-tiff. Famous words of elderly from movie "Moonstruck: "Somebody tell a joke" .
"So I lost my grip on th
May 18, 2007 - 15:36 ET by InsufficientContext"So I lost my grip on the cigar and had to go after it.There I am, up to my elbow...."
IC....That's bad...that's rea
May 18, 2007 - 15:39 ET by bigtimerIC....
That's bad...that's really bad....
Hilariously bad....
Laughing so hard...thanks.
Hey Larry, that shore is a
May 18, 2007 - 15:46 ET by JerryHey Larry, that shore is a purty blue blouse you're wearing. I bet I could Lewinsky that puppy from right here... Yeeehaaww!!
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
"........so as Kathleen
May 18, 2007 - 15:46 ET by winston smithwhoa, mildly inappropriate.
May 18, 2007 - 15:48 ET by Leonwhoa, mildly inappropriate. Thank God you're not a liberal or you'd be banned immediately from this site.
oh, boo hoo, you big phony!
May 18, 2007 - 15:54 ET by kathleenirishoh, boo hoo, you big phony! You're still here, so you must be wrong, gobshite.
Try being a conservative in the MSM, see how long they keep you around.
" 'Fred's Slacks' is a winner!!"
"whoa, mildly inappropri
May 18, 2007 - 15:56 ET by winston smith"whoa, mildly inappropriate..."
But then, so was Bubba! Yeah, I was gonna edit it, but the edit feature went away. Too late.
Bill:" All the way to here, L
May 18, 2007 - 15:48 ET by muh-oonBill:" All the way to here, Larry!"
Larry: "The full half arm?"
Bill: "Yes Larry."
"Well, that's it. I ca
May 18, 2007 - 15:52 ET by kathleenirish"Well, that's it. I can only count 5 times that I ever told the truth"
OR
"This hand is quite the biohazard, heh heh, so you'd probably want to stay clear there, Larry"
"Well, that's it. I ca
May 18, 2007 - 16:12 ET by bigtimer"Well, that's it. I can only count 5 times that I ever told the truth"
...and the first five don't count...trust me!
Right! And that's no joke! &q
May 18, 2007 - 17:04 ET by kathleenirishRight! And that's no joke!
" 'Fred's Slacks' is a winner!!"
<in awed tones> "S
May 18, 2007 - 16:07 ET by Mentalrush<in awed tones> "Seriously, Larry. I was this close to Limbaugh!"
"Wow! Is that the hand you touched him with?"
"Yeah, you wanna touch it?"
Hillary's ankle
May 18, 2007 - 16:28 ET by LionKingThis is as far around Hillary's ankles that I can grab with this hand.
or her neck, more likely!&quo
May 18, 2007 - 17:05 ET by kathleenirishor her neck, more likely!
" 'Fred's Slacks' is a winner!!"
BJC
May 18, 2007 - 16:30 ET by Emma Grump"Larry, I can dislodge that fist from your chin, if you'll let me try. All I need to do is to just give it a quick tug with this hand".
Billy's 5-fingered hand
May 18, 2007 - 16:36 ET by judahisBilly to Larry Kingk: "Listen, Larry, I know you've been married more than 5 times and I have had more than 5..... oops. Hillary's not watching, is she? Darn smart of me to get her distracted by doing this President thing, wasn't it?"
Not a Democrap or a lip-brawl, mostly a conserve-a-tiff. Famous words of elderly from movie "Moonstruck: "Somebody tell a joke" .
Tell ya what, old man. I'll a
May 18, 2007 - 17:03 ET by NewsbusterbrownTell ya what, old man. I'll arm wrestle you for a night with your babe of a wife.
I tell ya Larry, if I'd a be
May 18, 2007 - 17:17 ET by pbanks7I tell ya Larry, if I'd a been there 5 minutes earlier, then I'd a been the father of Anna Nicole's baby....then I wouldn't need any more legal defense funds, ever!
Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.
Larry, If you think that's fa
May 18, 2007 - 17:24 ET by The FooLarry, If you think that's fast wait to you see Hil. Talk about the hand being quicker than the eye....
Have I told you lately that
May 18, 2007 - 17:30 ET by terrigHave I told you lately that I love you?
"...so then I'm talkin
May 18, 2007 - 17:44 ET by dervish"...so then I'm talking to Tony in April of 1995 -- or maybe May -- no, definitely April -- and... Larry? Larry?"
...so I said, no Hillary, b
May 18, 2007 - 18:47 ET by Jack BauerClinton attempts to use his
May 18, 2007 - 19:00 ET by rlevitinClinton attempts to use his Jedi force powers while on Larry King Live. Fortunately, his abilities do not wotk through television sets, and nobody was convinced to vote for Hilary.
" . . now if I had a wif
May 18, 2007 - 19:43 ET by FastEd" . . now if I had a wife like yours, or seen her before I met Monica . . ."
Look Larry, DO NOT mention Wa
May 18, 2007 - 20:15 ET by upcountrywaterLook Larry, DO NOT mention Waco and what happened on April 19 th 1993, anyways it was janet's fault. Or I'll fill you up with "tear gas" and light you on fire, get it!!
"I told her what to do
May 18, 2007 - 20:29 ET by MilesD"I told her what to do, I told her what to say, I told her the right people to insult, I told her the right people to praise, I told her how to handle it if you get caught in a lie, and I told her how it was possible to manipulate the media for ever. Now it's hers to lose"
"So, there I was with J
May 18, 2007 - 20:58 ET by ArchConservative"So, there I was with Janet Reno's panties on this hand and....hey Larry wanna sniff??
"Larry, I mean seriously
May 18, 2007 - 21:07 ET by EcstasyOfGold"Larry, I mean seriously, I was in to the elbow...The ELBOW!”
Well, Bill had to inseminate
May 18, 2007 - 21:17 ET by Roger the ShrubberWell, Bill had to inseminate Lady Pantsuit somehow, right?
"So I told her just to w
May 18, 2007 - 21:21 ET by tpmintx"So I told her just to wipe it off on her dress. I never thought that she wouldn't wash it!"
Careful what you ask me Lar
May 18, 2007 - 23:02 ET by GregE"Hey whoa now Larry, be careful what you ask me. I don't wanna have to go Chris Wallace on your ass."
"Notice that at no time
May 18, 2007 - 23:06 ET by"Notice that at no time do my fingers leave my hand"
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
Larry says: "When you ca
May 18, 2007 - 23:07 ET byLarry says: "When you can take the mike from in front of me grasshopper"
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
"Larry the camersa are c
May 18, 2007 - 23:09 ET by"Larry the camersa are coming on we really need to put that thing away"
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
"Larry, don't you miss
May 18, 2007 - 23:11 ET by Free Stinker"Larry, don't you miss the good old days, when drunks like myself & Boris Yeltsin were running the world?"
Larry, Larry--
May 18, 2007 - 23:16 ET by misterbillLarry, Larry--one of your freakin' eyes just popped all the way out.....
Bill :(I was just thinking--)
May 18, 2007 - 23:18 ET by misterbillBill :(I was just thinking--if I slap his arm out, will he bang his ancient head on the table. I used to do that to Hillary all the time.)
I have never had--
May 18, 2007 - 23:21 ET by misterbillI have never had--a relationship with this hand!!!!!!
One more smart ass comment---
May 18, 2007 - 23:22 ET by misterbillOne more smart ass comment---and I 'm gonna bitch slap ya!
Then Hillary said
May 18, 2007 - 23:26 ET by Cool ArrowSo I after catching Hillary and Janet Reno together I ask Hillary "what's she got that I don't"?
And you know what she said Larry? She holds up her hand shaking like this and says "Parkinson's"
Geez, Riled....That one is so
May 18, 2007 - 23:29 ET by BlondeGeez, Riled....
That one is so sick it is hillarious. Or Hillaryus. Whatever.
Too funny!
" Kiss it ! "
May 19, 2007 - 00:13 ET by mastersofdeceit" Kiss it ! "
You know
May 19, 2007 - 08:19 ET by dwillmoreYou know what they say Larry; big hands..................... big lies.
Trust me nobody will care if
May 19, 2007 - 09:51 ET by ChasvsTrust me nobody will care if you get caught with your pants down.. Just tell them she was helping you relax... It worked for me ddin't it?
Lewinski? Now that's what
May 19, 2007 - 11:37 ET by pocomocoLewinski? Now that's what I'd call a real desk job.
I think that the (R) next to
May 19, 2007 - 17:15 ET by ArchConservativeI think that the (R) next to Clinton's name means "repulsive".
Clinton hand job
May 19, 2007 - 18:06 ET by LionKingLet's arm-wrestle. Loser sleeps with Hillary.