Question: Mr./Ms. Democratic Candidate: Dictionary.com defines Patriotism as: "devoted love, support, and defense of one's country; national loyalty."

First explain how your leadership will increase patriotism in America and second, how does the Democratic party emulate patriotism as defined?

Answer: Uh...(wipes forehead), um...well, the definition of patriotism that I and the Democratic party adheres to means that uh, we must speak truth to power and question the current administration's authority and motives. My coming to office will set an unprecedented example in what it means to be patriotic in the United States by giving equal time and respect to all parties whether they be arabic freedom fighters, Iranian diplomats, Syrian delegates, or North Korean dictators. You see, when we listen to others and talk about our problems and differences we can come to an understanding that 'old' patriotism is a bigoted and outmoded idea that pushes countries away from us. The Democratics will forge the way ahead into a world where the U.S. nor any other country can bully their way around the planet. 'Old' American patriotism is what has caused all the wars since the battles between Israel and the Philistines. We'll all live together in harmony once the Democratic party redefines what true patriotism is.

"Believe what you want. You work your side of the street, and I'll work mine." --Frank Bullitt

All Candidates: Exactly what guarantee can you give the people of the United States that once the troops leave Iraq that the suicide bombers, i.e.d. makers and the car bombers will not come to this country?

Hillary: Why did your party cut funding for National Missle Defense?

To all the candidates, I would ask: "Name a civilization that has succeeded after punishing and stealing from its most successful, productive citizens."

"HAV3 TH3 BRIDG3S OF INSANITY B33N CROSS3D AND FOR3V3R R3TRACT3D???."  - Meshuggah, "3ntrapm3nt", from Catch Thirty Thr33 (2005)

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Here are some statements I'd have loved for Williams to throw at the panel:

"Raise your hand if you agree with this statement. 'The vast majority of taxes in this country, especially in the last six years, have been paid by the lower and middle classes.'"

"Raise your hand if you agree with this statement. 'The Bush Administration is a greater threat to the world than Al-Qaeda or Iran.'"

"Raise your hand if you agree with this statement. 'George W. Bush personally had a hand in engineering the 9/11 attacks.'"

"Raise your hand if you agree with this statement. 'If the US doesn't host the 2016 Olympics, its because of Bush's Foreign Policy.'"

"Raise your hand if you agree with this statement. 'While the Government takes in 9 cents on the dollar in gasoline taxes to feed the children, ExxonMobil makes more than 40 cents on the dollar in profit.'"

"Raise your hand if you agree with this statement. 'Harry Reid is correct in his assessment that the War in Iraq is lost.'"

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Support the Spread of Open Society and Capitalism around the World.  Do it for the Children.

To all candidates: Since Reagan left office federal military spending has been on a continual downward spiral. The troops in many services and fields are undermanned and constantly told they need to do more with less while social spending continues to increase to support many people that aren't working at being a benefit to society. We have recently broken the record for the highest amount of income tax revenue ever collected and proposals for higher taxes have been floated by some of you and your collegues in Congress. Please justify why the defense of our nation and the people that voluntarily shoulder that responsibility have to make unnecessary sacrifices so we can give more money to people that aren't working to support themselves or their families? 

"Believe what you want. You work your side of the street, and I'll work mine." --Frank Bullitt

A question for all the Dems:  It has been shown that the 9-11 attack took 10 years to plan.  Most of that time President Clinton led the nation.  What would you have done differently had you been in the White House instead of Bill Clinton?

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.   

Mrs. Clinton

Many Feminists have said that no one could be stupid enough not to know about Bill's multiple adultries.  Knowing that you are an intelligent woman and thus that you did know when are you going to apologise to women everywhere and withdraw from the race?

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.   

Mrs. Clinton

Your use of strange voices to ridicule the people you speak to is becoming legendary; can you give us a sample of the voice you will use when you meet with the Chinese officials?

Yes, good now how about the Germans?

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.