NBC's Brian Williams, left, looks into the camera as he begins to moderate the first Democratic presidential primary debate of the 2008 election hosted by South Carolina State University in Orangeburg, S.C.
Gotta agree with you there - I am no politician, but I think some of the Dem comments are priceless. I love how they can spout off the most insane comments and suffer no consequences.
Brain during a tour: "The screen above the camera tells me what to say, and if you look to the right of it, you can see a screen of who's doing the typing"
DNC Propaganda file 4287-K is run through automaton Bq –1165. Widely recognized by the public as Brian Williams, set personnel have been told to be cautious, as there is some suspicion the unit may be capable of producing original thought. Experts consider the proposition unlikely however; given the total lack of reasoned information the unit has ever been required to process.
Brian Williams, former member of the failed Jimmy Carter administration, opens the DNC presidential debate series. In a rare moment of candor, Williams said the debates -- and ones in the 2004 election cycle -- are eerily reminiscent of "daily hate sessions" described by George Orwell in 1984. Williams was immediately whisked from the stage and is reported on sabbatical in Siberia, courtesy of Hillarious Clinton and Barack Osama. Democrats said they only hate the war and George Bush but love the military and America.
Okay guys I have the teleprompter deal down just fine......now make sure you always have the lens on Obama from a side angle, no direct frontal photography...you know the ear issue problem, we do not want any complaints now do we?
Obama: Where's the President? Williams: The Duke got him. Everybody knows the Duke's got him. You don't have to put a gun to my head. I'll tell you. Obama: Who's the Duke? Williams: The Duke? The Duke of New York, A-Number-1, the Big Man, that's who! Obama: I wanna meet this Duke. Williams: You can't meet the Duke! Are you crazy? Nobody gets to meet the Duke. You meet him once and then you're dead
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Don't forget: It is forbidden
April 28, 2007 - 19:27 ET by kathleenirishDon't forget: It is forbidden by Allah to look directly at the prophet!!
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Caption: "Did someone contact Nedra Pickler
April 28, 2007 - 19:29 ET by RJ"Did someone contact Nedra Pickler about the new start time?"
DhimmiNBC
April 28, 2007 - 20:33 ET by Pragmatic-ManBrian Williams reviews his teleprompter, still struggling with the new "Arabic-only" rule at DhimmiNBC.
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April 28, 2007 - 20:53 ET by Emma GrumpBrian : "Isn't he articulate? And so clean, too".
Easy there
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It's okay, botg. Brian was
April 28, 2007 - 21:01 ET by dahliatraversIt's okay, botg. Brian was looking at himself in a monitor.
brian
April 28, 2007 - 21:04 ET by Emma GrumpSorry, botg - but if Joe Biden says it, it must be so...
i've heard joe biden, and
April 28, 2007 - 21:07 ET byi've heard joe biden, and i've seen joe biben
And you are no joe biden!!! (thank God)
brian
April 28, 2007 - 21:16 ET by Emma GrumpGotta agree with you there - I am no politician, but I think some of the Dem comments are priceless. I love how they can spout off the most insane comments and suffer no consequences.
Captionfest
April 28, 2007 - 21:09 ET by nkviking75I'm Brian Williams, and tonight, I don't need a TelePrompTer to know that these people are ImbeCilLic.
When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.
And here, Mr. Williams, is
April 28, 2007 - 22:01 ET by wiwfCameraman: And here, Mr. Williams, is where we get our marching orders from!!
Brian: oooooooh, purdy
Cameraman: Don't touch that button, Mr. Williams
Brian: oooooooh *drool*
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April 29, 2007 - 06:14 ET by dahliatraverslol
"I dont know why we ha
April 28, 2007 - 23:06 ET by kg"I dont know why we have to tape this, they have already written the news articles."
Almost magically, the DailyKO
April 28, 2007 - 23:24 ET by Roger the ShrubberAlmost magically, the DailyKOS talking points appeared on the teleprompter....
Brian WIlliams looks into t
April 29, 2007 - 07:22 ET by Free StinkerBrian WIlliams looks into the Talking Points prompter to make sure the the Democratic candidates stay on script.
Brain during a tour: "Th
April 29, 2007 - 09:50 ET by Conservative in the ArtsBrain during a tour: "The screen above the camera tells me what to say, and if you look to the right of it, you can see a screen of who's doing the typing"
DNC Propaganda file 4287-K is
April 29, 2007 - 14:17 ET by JPR1DNC Propaganda file 4287-K is run through automaton Bq –1165. Widely recognized by the public as Brian Williams, set personnel have been told to be cautious, as there is some suspicion the unit may be capable of producing original thought. Experts consider the proposition unlikely however; given the total lack of reasoned information the unit has ever been required to process.
Democrats' daily hate session
April 29, 2007 - 14:56 ET by j17ghsBrian Williams, former member of the failed Jimmy Carter administration, opens the DNC presidential debate series. In a rare moment of candor, Williams said the debates -- and ones in the 2004 election cycle -- are eerily reminiscent of "daily hate sessions" described by George Orwell in 1984. Williams was immediately whisked from the stage and is reported on sabbatical in Siberia, courtesy of Hillarious Clinton and Barack Osama. Democrats said they only hate the war and George Bush but love the military and America.
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April 29, 2007 - 15:53 ET by alinlaResponding to complaints that he is arrogant and out of touch with the American public, Brian Williams turns his back to the camera.
Good one Al
April 29, 2007 - 15:57 ET byGood one Al
Brian Williams says...Okay gu
April 29, 2007 - 16:35 ET by bigtimerBrian Williams says...
Okay guys I have the teleprompter deal down just fine......now make sure you always have the lens on Obama from a side angle, no direct frontal photography...you know the ear issue problem, we do not want any complaints now do we?
His popularity has spread t
April 29, 2007 - 18:27 ET by MilesDHis popularity has spread throughout the Galaxy, and now inhabitants of the planet Fringus endorse him
Borrowed from Escape from New
April 30, 2007 - 14:19 ET by TheDeuceBorrowed from Escape from New York
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082340/quotes
Obama: Where's the President?
Williams: The Duke got him. Everybody knows the Duke's got him. You don't have to put a gun to my head. I'll tell you.
Obama: Who's the Duke?
Williams: The Duke? The Duke of New York, A-Number-1, the Big Man, that's who!
Obama: I wanna meet this Duke.
Williams: You can't meet the Duke! Are you crazy? Nobody gets to meet the Duke. You meet him once and then you're dead
In walked Hillary...conversation over.