Weekend Captionfest


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Al Roker, weather and feature reporter of the NBC 'Today' television program, reacts during a segment of the show in the studio as audience members in New York's Rockefeller Center hold up photo likenesses of the show's cast.

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"Baby, this place is h

"Baby, this place is haunted. We're outta here!"

I surrender -- mostly.....

I surrender -- mostly.....

I surrender -- mostly.....

"Oh, YOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO

"Oh, YOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"............

algore removes therometer fro

algore removes therometer from alroker.I've got the fever, the fever; the earth fever.

To the amusement of Today vie

To the amusement of Today Show viewers,  Al Roker falls prey to Matt Lauer's old whoopie cushion gag.

Look! Look! Cant you see the

Look! Look! Cant you see the birdies?

Save a SeAL, club a liberal!!

“Check out the liberal coll

“Check out the liberal collage I made at global warming camp this spring.”

dancin' fool

...and this is my dancin' fool impression of Tucker Carlson....

Roker: It's my birthday- got

Roker: It's my birthday- got my car fixed-fixed my bumper-got new tail lights

One pill makes you larger,And

One pill makes you larger,

And one pill makes you small...

"Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall"

"Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall"

How Jeffersonian of you, my

How Jeffersonian of you, my man!

The answer is socialism. But only if the question is:

"What's the fastest way to impoverish, enslave and destroy people?"

Do you prefer Airplane or Starship?

LOL Jack.

Do you prefer Airplane, or Starship?

"Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall"

Al Roker reacts after finding

Al Roker reacts after finding out Katie Couric was hired by CBS and leaving NBC's Today Show.

Had same idea AF_50 - followe

Had same idea AF_50 - followed by - one white chick gone, one white guy to go!

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

Upon returning to the set fro

Upon returning to the set from the men's room, Al realized that he had forgotten his pants.

--Hokiecon

"I give Brokeback Mounta

"I give Brokeback Mountain two snaps up!"

"Boo-pee...boo-pee...boo

"Boo-pee...boo-pee...boopee...boo..."

He's calling for larger lik

He's calling for larger likenesses to proportionally match their egoes.

Al Roker reacts to Code Pin

Al Roker reacts to Code Pink's new campaign to overthrow the Supreme Court and replace it with the cast of "Today."

whoa weather

thats a good one, most of those people, in that group haven't been outside in the "sun",for a long/time,but never around at "sun up"??

Hillary's number one

"Hillary's number one!

Hillary's number one!

We love Hillary and want to make sure she is elected President!

Rah Rah Hillary, We love you so much!"

 Roker to Lauer:"Your g

 Roker to Lauer:

"Your going outside to the hotdog cart! MMMMM,MMMMM!! I'll take two with everything on it!"

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.

(at the risk of sounding raci

(at the risk of sounding racist)

 "Maah-um-meee, maah-um-meee, how I love ya, how I love ya....."

  Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.

 Roker to cameraman:"Al

 Roker to cameraman:

"Allright! Now what I want you to do, is kick that Boston creme doughnut right through these goalposts."

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.

Caption

First you put your toonies close up tight, you move ‘em to left, then you move ‘em to the right ………..

Al Roker, having been to France, shows the Democrats the proper way to surrender.

Al Roker demonstrates Rosie O’Donnell’s Chinese ching-chong  movement when ordering one from column A and one from Column B.

Okay, so only black weatherma

Okay, so only black weatherman didn’t last -- nor did only fat black weatherman -- and ONCE fat black weatherman isn’t exactly getting me off this cracker frackin’ show either.  So, we’ll try only Gay Black Stomach Stapled Weatherman, and if that doesn’t get me a prime time news slot then it’s time for a wheelchair worthy accident.  Jeez – I don’t suck any more than Couric and being a potential Calorically Challenged Racially Challenged Sexual-Orientationally Challenged Ambulatorily Challenged D-Bag should remove any doubt as to my entitlement.

Jeez - look at that pic - Did I overdo the fag thing?

Give a Liberal a thought and he'll repeat it mindlessly all day.  Teach a Liberal to think for himself and he'll vote Republican (or, preferably, Libertarian) for the rest of his life.

More fun than a downhill excu

More fun than a downhill excursion with Matt Lauer.

"If I put these fingers

"If I put these fingers in my ears, I can't hear the Republicans!"

"If I put these fingers

"If I put these fingers in my ears, I can't hear the Republicans!"

Ooh! I hope that was just a f

Ooh! I hope that was just a fart!

I look like who? Lincoln

I look like who?

Lincoln Theodore Monroe Andrew Perry?

Why, thank you.....I think.

BRITANNICUS SUM

It's the attack of the 50-foo

It's the attack of the 50-foot Viera! Run!

Al Roker tunes in "talking he

Al Roker tunes in "talking heads" orbiting his chair so he can bring you the most accurate, unbiased news emanating over the NBC airwaves.

new caption

the number of times the staples in Als stomach have come undone...

Al Roker as Hillary at a conf

Al Roker as Hillary at a conference of the fast left wing conspirators>> 

"I feel soo at home here, I'm number one, I'm number one,  and of course I mean Bill too.  For this week please try to hide all my motives for getting our Plamites types to help us, and, hide all the ways I benefited from 9/11, and its putting me front and center on world stage while I would regularly have been left to struggle as a new carpetbagger junior Senator to get any press - let alone the type of Press Bill expects of me to get him back in the White House."  "Any questions?"

"Oh, also please make sure to keep me looking this innocent and not let anyone bring up my "conflict of interest" with 22 Amendment by my union with Bill and my willingness to do anything to restore his reputation even though I don't think it can be done legally.  Also please make sure no one gets ground by comparing such conflicts to Abramoff behavior."

"Again, please keeep me looking this innocent." 

The latest victim of the Hill

The latest victim of the Hillary Clinton testicle lockbox...

lockbox

For her testicles?????

"De camptown ladies sing

"De camptown ladies sing their song. Doo-dah. Do-dah."

"How about some more beans Mr. Taggart"

"How about some more beans Mr. Taggart"

Rocker

Al Roker doing his Nancy Pelosie imitation.

NEVER,NEVER trust a liberal

I like Al Roker. He's gotta b

I like Al Roker. He's gotta be R.C.

OH WHOOPPY so you caught us t

OH WHOOPPY so you caught us telling another lie on the air. SOOOOO why do we care we are the news we make it up as we see fit,and tell you what you should know.

highlight this fact herethen

highlight this fact here

then throw this fact out

makeup this fact here

then we shake all about

do our Hocus-Pocus

and we turn the facts around

THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT 

botg...LMAO!Thanks!That was g

botg...

LMAO!

Thanks!

That was great!

True too...now I'm gonna be hummin' that tune for awhile!