Al Roker, weather and feature reporter of the NBC 'Today' television program, reacts during a segment of the show in the studio as audience members in New York's Rockefeller Center hold up photo likenesses of the show's cast.
Okay, so only black weatherman didn’t last -- nor did only fat black weatherman -- and ONCE fat black weatherman isn’t exactly getting me off this cracker frackin’ show either. So, we’ll try only Gay Black Stomach Stapled Weatherman, and if that doesn’t get me a prime time news slot then it’s time for a wheelchair worthy accident. Jeez – I don’t suck any more than Couric and being a potential Calorically Challenged Racially Challenged Sexual-Orientationally Challenged Ambulatorily Challenged D-Bag should remove any doubt as to my entitlement.
Jeez - look at that pic - Did I overdo the fag thing?
Give a Liberal a thought and he'll repeat it mindlessly all day. Teach a Liberal to think for himself and he'll vote Republican (or, preferably, Libertarian) for the rest of his life.
Al Roker as Hillary at a conference of the fast left wing conspirators>>
"I feel soo at home here, I'm number one, I'm number one, and of course I mean Bill too. For this week please try to hide all my motives for getting our Plamites types to help us, and, hide all the ways I benefited from 9/11, and its putting me front and center on world stage while I would regularly have been left to struggle as a new carpetbagger junior Senator to get any press - let alone the type of Press Bill expects of me to get him back in the White House." "Any questions?"
"Oh, also please make sure to keep me looking this innocent and not let anyone bring up my "conflict of interest" with 22 Amendment by my union with Bill and my willingness to do anything to restore his reputation even though I don't think it can be done legally. Also please make sure no one gets ground by comparing such conflicts to Abramoff behavior."
OH WHOOPPY so you caught us telling another lie on the air. SOOOOO why do we care we are the news we make it up as we see fit,and tell you what you should know.
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"Baby, this place is h
March 23, 2007 - 15:53 ET by dabal"Baby, this place is haunted. We're outta here!"
I surrender -- mostly.....
March 23, 2007 - 15:58 ET by BDI surrender -- mostly.....
I surrender -- mostly.....
March 23, 2007 - 15:59 ET by BD"Oh, YOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO
March 23, 2007 - 16:02 ET by gfrrman"Oh, YOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"............
algore removes therometer fro
March 23, 2007 - 16:04 ET by upcountrywateralgore removes therometer from alroker.I've got the fever, the fever; the earth fever.
To the amusement of Today vie
March 23, 2007 - 16:04 ET by winston smithTo the amusement of Today Show viewers, Al Roker falls prey to Matt Lauer's old whoopie cushion gag.
Look! Look! Cant you see the
March 23, 2007 - 16:05 ET by bassndudeLook! Look! Cant you see the birdies?
Save a SeAL, club a liberal!!
“Check out the liberal coll
March 23, 2007 - 16:06 ET by Airforce_5_O“Check out the liberal collage I made at global warming camp this spring.”
dancin' fool
March 23, 2007 - 16:06 ET by RJ...and this is my dancin' fool impression of Tucker Carlson....
Roker: It's my birthday- got
March 23, 2007 - 16:06 ET by muh-oonRoker: It's my birthday- got my car fixed-fixed my bumper-got new tail lights
One pill makes you larger,And
March 23, 2007 - 16:11 ET by balboaOne pill makes you larger,
And one pill makes you small...
"Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall"
March 23, 2007 - 18:22 ET by Carl Kolchak"Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall"
How Jeffersonian of you, my
March 23, 2007 - 18:25 ET by Jack BauerHow Jeffersonian of you, my man!
Do you prefer Airplane or Starship?
March 23, 2007 - 18:49 ET by Carl KolchakLOL Jack.
Do you prefer Airplane, or Starship?
"Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall"
Al Roker reacts after finding
March 23, 2007 - 16:16 ET by Airforce_5_OAl Roker reacts after finding out Katie Couric was hired by CBS and leaving NBC's Today Show.
Had same idea AF_50 - followe
March 23, 2007 - 19:43 ET by FastEdHad same idea AF_50 - followed by - one white chick gone, one white guy to go!
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
Upon returning to the set fro
March 23, 2007 - 16:21 ET by HokieconUpon returning to the set from the men's room, Al realized that he had forgotten his pants.
--Hokiecon
"I give Brokeback Mounta
March 23, 2007 - 16:36 ET by truth_missile"I give Brokeback Mountain two snaps up!"
"Boo-pee...boo-pee...boo
March 23, 2007 - 16:42 ET by Rackie"Boo-pee...boo-pee...boopee...boo..."
He's calling for larger lik
March 23, 2007 - 16:51 ET by DyneHe's calling for larger likenesses to proportionally match their egoes.
Al Roker reacts to Code Pin
March 23, 2007 - 18:00 ET by dervishAl Roker reacts to Code Pink's new campaign to overthrow the Supreme Court and replace it with the cast of "Today."
whoa weather
March 23, 2007 - 18:22 ET by foolnomorethats a good one, most of those people, in that group haven't been outside in the "sun",for a long/time,but never around at "sun up"??
Hillary's number one
March 23, 2007 - 18:25 ET by Carl Kolchak"Hillary's number one!
Hillary's number one!
We love Hillary and want to make sure she is elected President!
Rah Rah Hillary, We love you so much!"
Roker to Lauer:"Your g
March 23, 2007 - 18:33 ET by BlazerRoker to Lauer:
"Your going outside to the hotdog cart! MMMMM,MMMMM!! I'll take two with everything on it!"
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
(at the risk of sounding raci
March 23, 2007 - 18:34 ET by pbanks7(at the risk of sounding racist)
"Maah-um-meee, maah-um-meee, how I love ya, how I love ya....."
Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.
Roker to cameraman:"Al
March 23, 2007 - 18:37 ET by BlazerRoker to cameraman:
"Allright! Now what I want you to do, is kick that Boston creme doughnut right through these goalposts."
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
Caption
March 23, 2007 - 20:22 ET by pocomocoFirst you put your toonies close up tight, you move ‘em to left, then you move ‘em to the right ………..
Al Roker, having been to France, shows the Democrats the proper way to surrender.
Al Roker demonstrates Rosie O’Donnell’s Chinese ching-chong movement when ordering one from column A and one from Column B.
Okay, so only black weatherma
March 23, 2007 - 20:33 ET by SpinyNormanOkay, so only black weatherman didn’t last -- nor did only fat black weatherman -- and ONCE fat black weatherman isn’t exactly getting me off this cracker frackin’ show either. So, we’ll try only Gay Black Stomach Stapled Weatherman, and if that doesn’t get me a prime time news slot then it’s time for a wheelchair worthy accident. Jeez – I don’t suck any more than Couric and being a potential Calorically Challenged Racially Challenged Sexual-Orientationally Challenged Ambulatorily Challenged D-Bag should remove any doubt as to my entitlement.
Jeez - look at that pic - Did I overdo the fag thing?
Give a Liberal a thought and he'll repeat it mindlessly all day. Teach a Liberal to think for himself and he'll vote Republican (or, preferably, Libertarian) for the rest of his life.
More fun than a downhill excu
March 23, 2007 - 22:58 ET by rwesleyMore fun than a downhill excursion with Matt Lauer.
"If I put these fingers
March 23, 2007 - 23:15 ET by gordon"If I put these fingers in my ears, I can't hear the Republicans!"
"If I put these fingers
March 23, 2007 - 23:16 ET by gordon"If I put these fingers in my ears, I can't hear the Republicans!"
Ooh! I hope that was just a f
March 23, 2007 - 23:23 ET by EvokeOoh! I hope that was just a fart!
I look like who? Lincoln
March 24, 2007 - 00:10 ET by Ynot59I look like who?
Lincoln Theodore Monroe Andrew Perry?
Why, thank you.....I think.
BRITANNICUS SUM
It's the attack of the 50-foo
March 24, 2007 - 06:04 ET by Roger the ShrubberIt's the attack of the 50-foot Viera! Run!
Al Roker tunes in "talking he
March 24, 2007 - 07:51 ET by old croAl Roker tunes in "talking heads" orbiting his chair so he can bring you the most accurate, unbiased news emanating over the NBC airwaves.
new caption
March 24, 2007 - 16:38 ET by Chris Bieberthe number of times the staples in Als stomach have come undone...
Al Roker as Hillary at a conf
March 24, 2007 - 18:38 ET by ucAl Roker as Hillary at a conference of the fast left wing conspirators>>
"I feel soo at home here, I'm number one, I'm number one, and of course I mean Bill too. For this week please try to hide all my motives for getting our Plamites types to help us, and, hide all the ways I benefited from 9/11, and its putting me front and center on world stage while I would regularly have been left to struggle as a new carpetbagger junior Senator to get any press - let alone the type of Press Bill expects of me to get him back in the White House." "Any questions?"
"Oh, also please make sure to keep me looking this innocent and not let anyone bring up my "conflict of interest" with 22 Amendment by my union with Bill and my willingness to do anything to restore his reputation even though I don't think it can be done legally. Also please make sure no one gets ground by comparing such conflicts to Abramoff behavior."
"Again, please keeep me looking this innocent."
The latest victim of the Hill
March 24, 2007 - 19:11 ET by Amiable DunceThe latest victim of the Hillary Clinton testicle lockbox...
lockbox
March 24, 2007 - 19:26 ET by misterbillFor her testicles?????
"De camptown ladies sing
March 25, 2007 - 03:09 ET by juspassinthru"De camptown ladies sing their song. Doo-dah. Do-dah."
"How about some more beans Mr. Taggart"
March 25, 2007 - 03:22 ET by Carl Kolchak"How about some more beans Mr. Taggart"
Rocker
March 25, 2007 - 09:48 ET by iveseenitallAl Roker doing his Nancy Pelosie imitation.
NEVER,NEVER trust a liberal
I like Al Roker. He's gotta b
March 25, 2007 - 12:54 ET by 4arrowI like Al Roker. He's gotta be R.C.
OH WHOOPPY so you caught us t
March 25, 2007 - 16:31 ET by tkeefeOH WHOOPPY so you caught us telling another lie on the air. SOOOOO why do we care we are the news we make it up as we see fit,and tell you what you should know.
highlight this fact herethen
March 25, 2007 - 19:06 ET by botghighlight this fact here
then throw this fact out
makeup this fact here
then we shake all about
do our Hocus-Pocus
and we turn the facts around
THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT
botg...LMAO!Thanks!That was g
March 25, 2007 - 19:26 ET by bigtimerbotg...
LMAO!
Thanks!
That was great!
True too...now I'm gonna be hummin' that tune for awhile!