Irish Prime Minister Bertie Ahern, center, flanked by Irish Foreign Minister Dermot Ahern, right, and Democratic Presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y. talk to reporters on Capitol Hill in Washington.
At a press conference today, Senator Hillary Clinton announced that she has just discovered she is of Irish heritage, and that Irish Prime Minister Bertie Ahern is her grandfather, and Foreign Minister Dermot Ahern, right, is her half-brother.
Irish Prime Minister Bertie Ahern, center, flanked by Irish Foreign Minister Dermot Ahern, right, and Democratic Presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Ahern Clinton, D-N.Y. talk to reporters on Capitol Hill in Washington.
Because of global warming, poison Ivy is even more poisonous and more dangerous. President wanna-be Hillary Clinton was attacked on Capitol Hill by a new strain of Gore-Ivy, named for a person who is also full of poison and makes people itch. Clinton is in critical but stable condition after the attack.
The meeting went very well, until Mrs. Clinton began to show off her Irish accent to the two Ministers.
If you have to resort to personal attacks or foul language, you've already lost the debate. “Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people." - John Adams
"(Uh oh, reporters. Do I support the action in Iraq or not? Am I pro-illegal immigration or anti? Where do I stand on Northern Ireland again? Think, think ...!)
"Aye, but I not be feelin' a bit tired, I tell ya!"
-or-
"I've always been a Celtics fan!"
-or-
"Do you like my green pantsuit?"
-or-
"How do you guys speak without scripts?"
I don't quite get the connection to Willie Nelson, although that was one of his best. But I still think the GH puke video is a classic- although actually would've been a better visual if it were Clinton. Suave doing mauve.
I can take a politically-incorrect stab at it, because nobody except me wants to remember this vomit incident was about DRUGS. Willie likes to use an illegal-but-pretty-safe drug, which has the side effect of giving you the munchies. Willie usually seems healthy when I see him on TV. Bush was using a legal but less-safe-IMO drug, triazolam, whenever he flew. This short-duration sleep aid has the trade name Halcyon, and it has the side effect of making you vomit sometimes. JMR
Peering through the brush, we can watch as the cautious handlers attempt to feed the female of the species known as "Clintosaurus". They use long boom microphones for their safety, to offer a daily ration of media attention as throngs of curious onlookers gather around the politicians in their wild natural habitat. An insatiable appetite for her favorite snack, the "sound-bite", has led more than a few handlers in the media to seek medical attention. And on rare occasion, she has been known to eat her own in the wild, one such victim being Vince Foster.
Standing by Bert and Dermie, Oscar Clinton tells reporters not to go there.
"We've got to ride the global warming issue. Even if the theory of global warming is wrong, we will be doing the right thing -- in terms of economic socialism and environmental policy."
- Timothy Wirth, former U.S. Senator (D-Colorado)
Today is a Sunday, does that mean you're position is that you will end the war in Iraq if you are President or is today's position that you will keep tens of thousands of troops in Iraq if elected?
"Our economy is growing faster than yours, Mrs. Clinton, and we'll do even better if your party increases taxes. Oh, and whatever you do, don't change Sarbanes Oxley."
Hillary McClintonhan holds a press conference where she announced "I'll bet all the whiskey in Ireland that I'll be president!" , where she drew nervous laughter from the Irish Prime minister, and Foreign minister who proclaimed that "the Irish were very fond of thier whiskey, and didn't want to lose it on a stupid bet".
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
Irish Prime Minister Bertie Ahern, center, says "I like seeing men in charge. I also prefer seeing women in dresses. What do you think of THAT, Mrs Clinton?" WhatAMaroon
" So I says to meself, I says, Bertie, shore n enough if that tisnt Hilly O'Clinton of the Democrat clan, and I says If I can catch hold of her wee little pantsuit beforen she can jump n run away I'll be sharen in her giant pot O' taxes, I will, but me grip was a touch too in earnest, a penny of pantsuit and a pound of flesh, and she released the shriek of the banshee, she did, and I says to meself, someone is shorely about to die, and I'm prayin it tisn't me. "
Hillary, I am sorry to report we have still gotten no where with McDonalds on putting corned beef on their menu for Bill. I guess you may finally have to learn to cook it yourself. Oh, and Hillary, have you heard O'Bama has the better Irish accent? He is a little darker skinned than most of our proud "Black Irish," you know our brethren with Spanish blood.
"So if anybody tells you there is no vast right-wing
conspiracy, tell them that New
Hampshire has proven it in court, We have the facts
and we are going to make that a crime." she said. So today I am introducing legislation that will make it a crime to dig into my past and let Joe Sixpack know the real truth about me.
Irish Prime Minister Bertie Ahern, center, flanked by Irish Foreign Minister Dermot Ahern, right, hold a news conference to announce that Hillary Clinton was Irish before she was a New York Yankees fan.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ "George W. Bush simply reminds leftists everyday what they will never be. And they hate him for it." --Tammy Bruce
Bertie Ahern: "1500 years ago, Saint Patrick drove all of the snakes out of Ireland. A few of them, like the one to my right, ended up in the U.S. congress. "
Every person who slapped one of those ridiculous yellow ribbons on their cars should be demanding that this administration accepts the blame and starts taking care of those who've paid the price for their macho bullsh_t.
Uh, joey, that would be Murtha hovering in the hallway bleeding the troops to death. Bush is still in the White House daily administering policy to defend this nation against the spread of militant islam terrorists. Suppose you must be one of the militants, since you do not seem sympathetic to one of the few political champions our troops still have. Don't forget, they do have a mission they wish to accomplish. And also don't forget the $77M that George W put into the veteran's hospital funding already. Care to compare with your political mentors? Didn't think so, since they "LOATHE" the military.
Bush has been in office 6 going on 7 years. To attempt to blame the deplorable conditions at Walter Reed on anyone but the Bush administration is ludicrous.
Bush has been in office 6 going on 7 years. To attempt to blame the deplorable conditions at Walter Reed on anyone but the Bush administration is ludicrous.
Bush has been in office 6 going on 7 years. To attempt to blame the deplorable conditions at Walter Reed on anyone but the Bush administration is ludicrous.
I just hope that once the Democratic majority in Congress start really pulling the sheets off of the bed; the American people will find out who was in bed with who. Privatization in the Bush administration means only one thing; another no bid contract that was fast tracked through the VPs office.
You'd have to ask your boy Soros about that since as of 12/31/06, Soros owned 1,999,450 shares, more than 2% of his total portfolio, making it one of the largest investments by Soros Fund Management over the past year. As for the VP, well you can read the facts for yourself, but only if you want the truth (http://www.factcheck.org/article261.html)
The only thing the (D) majority has been able to pull off is the true nature of their inability to accomplish anything. Where is all the sunshine and candy they promised?
"You're either part of the solution or part of the problem"
No, we do not think Hillary's past has been scrutinized appropriately yet for her current ambitions. Past study of Hillary has been done to qualify her for First Lady post, yes, and also maybe for the cherry picked Senate seat her predecessor in New York practically gave her. A Study of Hillary towards interpreting her past still should be done for your peoples so they can best and fully judge her past behaviors now with thoughts of skills she could/should need if she were ever to over come her past and become President. Senator Hillary don't you think such would be fair since it is much much more responsibility you are asking for?
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At a press conference today
March 17, 2007 - 20:38 ET by motherbeltAt a press conference today, Senator Hillary Clinton announced that she has just discovered she is of Irish heritage, and that Irish Prime Minister Bertie Ahern is her grandfather, and Foreign Minister Dermot Ahern, right, is her half-brother.
Please tell me this is a jo
March 17, 2007 - 20:45 ET by Jack BauerPlease confirm that this is a joke! Cos I gotta tell ya, it's almost plausible.
Irish Prime Minister Bertie A
March 18, 2007 - 02:10 ET by old croIrish Prime Minister Bertie Ahern, center, flanked by Irish Foreign Minister Dermot Ahern, right, and Democratic Presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Ahern Clinton, D-N.Y. talk to reporters on Capitol Hill in Washington.
motherbelt, your caption is b
March 18, 2007 - 04:14 ET by SouthJersey1953motherbelt, your caption is by far the best - Congrats on nailing it!
Thanks. I'm sure others thou
March 18, 2007 - 11:22 ET by motherbeltThanks. I'm sure others thought the same; I just got in first LOL. Better still, I should have said at a St. Patrick's Day press conference!
You took the words right out
March 18, 2007 - 08:07 ET by HypocriteHaterYou took the words right out of my mouth, motherbelt! That was my first thought when I saw that picture!
You think these guys beside m
March 17, 2007 - 20:40 ET by GregEYou think these guys beside me head Socialist governments? Ha! Wait'll you see my administration! You'll swear these guys are Reagan clones.
PM Ahearn denied the allega
March 17, 2007 - 20:45 ET by radiofitz34PM Ahearn denied the allegation that Hillary if elected, would make Ireland the 51st state.
Because of global warming, po
March 17, 2007 - 20:46 ET by Conservative in the ArtsBecause of global warming, poison Ivy is even more poisonous and more dangerous. President wanna-be Hillary Clinton was attacked on Capitol Hill by a new strain of Gore-Ivy, named for a person who is also full of poison and makes people itch. Clinton is in critical but stable condition after the attack.
At a press conference today
March 17, 2007 - 20:49 ET by motherbeltdelete
The meeting went very well,
March 17, 2007 - 20:52 ET by DyneThe meeting went very well, until Mrs. Clinton began to show off her Irish accent to the two Ministers.
If you have to resort to personal attacks or foul language, you've already lost the debate.
“Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people." - John Adams
Hillary O'Rodham Clinton sez:
March 17, 2007 - 21:00 ET by Del DolemonteHillary O'Rodham Clinton sez:
"May the wind be at your back, unless it's from the corned beef and cabbage you ate for lunch!"
Hillary: "Top o'the m
March 17, 2007 - 21:25 ET by robert108Hillary: "Top o'the marnin' to ya, boys!"
"(Uh oh, reporters. Do
March 17, 2007 - 21:35 ET by dahliatravers"(Uh oh, reporters. Do I support the action in Iraq or not? Am I pro-illegal immigration or anti? Where do I stand on Northern Ireland again? Think, think ...!)
Hey watch out for those cab
March 17, 2007 - 21:44 ET by radiofitz34Hey watch out for those cabbage/beer farts Del. Whoooweee same as like peelin' an onion.
I've got a few...
March 17, 2007 - 22:18 ET by Pragmatic-Man"Aye, but I not be feelin' a bit tired, I tell ya!"
-or-
"I've always been a Celtics fan!"
-or-
"Do you like my green pantsuit?"
-or-
"How do you guys speak without scripts?"
Rookie reporters got front row seats....
March 17, 2007 - 22:20 ET by Winger55while those familair with Hillary opted for the 10 foot mic pole....
that's all you got? Fart joke
March 17, 2007 - 22:22 ET by MobiusStripthat's all you got? Fart jokes?
Apparently Mobius. You can
March 17, 2007 - 22:25 ET by radiofitz34Apparently Mobius. You can sue me if you want to.
Now, a President puking on a
March 17, 2007 - 22:28 ET by MobiusStripNow, a President puking on a Prime Minister is funny. I would give you that.
Yeah Mobius it kinda remind
March 17, 2007 - 22:45 ET by radiofitz34Yeah Mobius it kinda reminds of that song by Willie Nelson, "All Of Me". So in a sense Bush said you can (raaallph) have all of me.
I don't quite get the connect
March 17, 2007 - 22:59 ET by MobiusStripI don't quite get the connection to Willie Nelson, although that was one of his best. But I still think the GH puke video is a classic- although actually would've been a better visual if it were Clinton. Suave doing mauve.
I can take a politically-in
March 18, 2007 - 01:04 ET by sarcasmoI can take a politically-incorrect stab at it, because nobody except me wants to remember this vomit incident was about DRUGS. Willie likes to use an illegal-but-pretty-safe drug, which has the side effect of giving you the munchies. Willie usually seems healthy when I see him on TV. Bush was using a legal but less-safe-IMO drug, triazolam, whenever he flew. This short-duration sleep aid has the trade name Halcyon, and it has the side effect of making you vomit sometimes.
JMR
Clinton
March 17, 2007 - 23:28 ET by pocomoco(Clinton whispering to Ahern)
Can you tell me where the Pot Of Gold is?
feeding time
March 18, 2007 - 00:10 ET by Pragmatic-ManPeering through the brush, we can watch as the cautious handlers attempt to feed the female of the species known as "Clintosaurus". They use long boom microphones for their safety, to offer a daily ration of media attention as throngs of curious onlookers gather around the politicians in their wild natural habitat. An insatiable appetite for her favorite snack, the "sound-bite", has led more than a few handlers in the media to seek medical attention. And on rare occasion, she has been known to eat her own in the wild, one such victim being Vince Foster.
That woman has more nerve tha
March 18, 2007 - 01:36 ET byThat woman has more nerve than any woman on earth! She is the biggest fake, even bigger than Bill.
Absolutely! You are going to
March 18, 2007 - 01:42 ET by mostlymoderateAbsolutely! You are going to learn to LOVE BILL CLINTON in comparison to Hillary.
Standing by Bert and Dermie,
March 18, 2007 - 02:24 ET by old croStanding by Bert and Dermie, Oscar Clinton tells reporters not to go there.
"We've got to ride the global warming issue. Even if the theory of global warming is wrong, we will be doing the right thing -- in terms of economic socialism and environmental policy."
- Timothy Wirth, former U.S. Senator (D-Colorado)
Senator Clinton: .....?
March 18, 2007 - 06:50 ET by blackrain4xmasToday is a Sunday, does that mean you're position is that you will end the war in Iraq if you are President or is today's position that you will keep tens of thousands of troops in Iraq if elected?
Ms Bill Clinton leans over backward as the Irish share a joke.
March 18, 2007 - 07:35 ET by acaiguanaMs Bill Clinton leans over backward as the Irish share a joke.
"And that's how the dress got stained", finished Bertie.
...
Quoted from: 'Acaiguana Notes from the Bomb Shelter' (soon to be a movie at theaters near you)
LMAO!!
March 18, 2007 - 11:23 ET by motherbeltLMAO!!
Econ
March 18, 2007 - 08:10 ET by Tom Blumer"Our economy is growing faster than yours, Mrs. Clinton, and we'll do even better if your party increases taxes. Oh, and whatever you do, don't change Sarbanes Oxley."
Hillary McClintonhan holds
March 18, 2007 - 08:38 ET by BlazerHillary McClintonhan holds a press conference where she announced "I'll bet all the whiskey in Ireland that I'll be president!" , where she drew nervous laughter from the Irish Prime minister, and Foreign minister who proclaimed that "the Irish were very fond of thier whiskey, and didn't want to lose it on a stupid bet".
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
As the line get longer the
March 18, 2007 - 09:03 ET by kgAs the line get longer the gents on their knees say "Praise me, oh Anointed one."
This is going to be so cool w
March 18, 2007 - 09:07 ET by BillAdkinsThis is going to be so cool when I have these things in the Rose Garden - that'll put a twist in Newsbusters' panties!!
I used to think Jimmy Carter was the worst president in history - then along came George W. Bush.
<sarc on>ROTFLMAO!<s
March 18, 2007 - 11:37 ET by ghotifun<sarc on>
ROTFLMAO!
<sarc off>
Irish Prime Minister Bertie
March 18, 2007 - 11:20 ET by CrimsonfistedIrish Prime Minister Bertie Ahern, center, says "I like seeing men in charge. I also prefer seeing women in dresses. What do you think of THAT, Mrs Clinton?"
WhatAMaroon
" So I says to meself, I says
March 18, 2007 - 11:31 ET by muh-oon" So I says to meself, I says, Bertie, shore n enough if that tisnt Hilly O'Clinton of the Democrat clan, and I says If I can catch hold of her wee little pantsuit beforen she can jump n run away I'll be sharen in her giant pot O' taxes, I will, but me grip was a touch too in earnest, a penny of pantsuit and a pound of flesh, and she released the shriek of the banshee, she did, and I says to meself, someone is shorely about to die, and I'm prayin it tisn't me. "
There was a young lady politi
March 18, 2007 - 11:35 ET by ThisnThatThere was a young lady politician
Who was always a-thinking and wishin’
And get on with the ’09 coronatn’
Hillary, I am sorry to report
March 18, 2007 - 11:37 ET by ucHillary, I am sorry to report we have still gotten no where with McDonalds on putting corned beef on their menu for Bill. I guess you may finally have to learn to cook it yourself. Oh, and Hillary, have you heard O'Bama has the better Irish accent? He is a little darker skinned than most of our proud "Black Irish," you know our brethren with Spanish blood.
"So if anybody tells
March 18, 2007 - 12:14 ET by kg"So if anybody tells you there is no vast right-wing
conspiracy, tell them that New
Hampshire has proven it in court, We have the facts
and we are going to make that a crime." she said. So today I am introducing legislation that will make it a crime to dig into my past and let Joe Sixpack know the real truth about me.
"Didn't Bush pretend tha
March 18, 2007 - 12:17 ET by schmidt"Didn't Bush pretend that he was Irish when he visited us last year? "
Prime Minister joking with Hillary.
I'm leaning backward, look
March 18, 2007 - 15:17 ET by upcountrywaterI'm leaning backward, look i'm not wearing any GREEN pinch me, pinch me !
Irish Prime Minister Bert
March 18, 2007 - 17:30 ET by Free StinkerIrish Prime Minister Bertie Ahern, center, flanked by Irish Foreign Minister Dermot Ahern, right, hold a news conference to announce that Hillary Clinton was Irish before she was a New York Yankees fan.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
"George W. Bush simply reminds leftists everyday what they will never be. And they hate him for it." --Tammy Bruce
an bo mor agus BertiePog ma t
March 18, 2007 - 21:14 ET by kathleenirishan bo mor agus Bertie
Pog ma thoin, Hil
Bo mor. Nil maith liom do agh
March 18, 2007 - 21:19 ET by kathleenirishBo mor. Nil maith liom do aghaidh.
Just realized that I called h
March 18, 2007 - 21:22 ET by kathleenirishJust realized that I called her a big cow twice. Probably because she is twice the big cow.
Kath - You're on a roll! D
March 18, 2007 - 21:43 ET by Free StinkerKath - You're on a roll! Don't feel there's any need to stop. ;-)
Bertie Ahern: "1500 ye
March 18, 2007 - 22:32 ET by riff_raffBertie Ahern: "1500 years ago, Saint Patrick drove all of the snakes out of Ireland. A few of them, like the one to my right, ended up in the U.S. congress. "
Too bad President Bush could'
March 18, 2007 - 22:47 ET by joe conservativeToo bad President Bush could'nt be here today, but he is at Walter Reed hospital pulling the plug on our soldiers on life support.
joe c..You are one sick puppy
March 18, 2007 - 23:03 ET by bigtimerjoe c..
You are one sick puppy.
I suggest inversion therapy for you...in another country.
Permanently.
Hey Kathleen no fair postin
March 19, 2007 - 00:03 ET by radiofitz34Hey Kathleen no fair posting in gaelic. I have enough trouble with english.
Every person who slapped one
March 19, 2007 - 01:02 ET by joe conservativeEvery person who slapped one of those ridiculous yellow ribbons on their cars should be demanding that this administration accepts the blame and starts taking care of those who've paid the price for their macho bullsh_t.
murtha
March 19, 2007 - 00:31 ET by Pragmatic-ManUh, joey, that would be Murtha hovering in the hallway bleeding the troops to death. Bush is still in the White House daily administering policy to defend this nation against the spread of militant islam terrorists. Suppose you must be one of the militants, since you do not seem sympathetic to one of the few political champions our troops still have. Don't forget, they do have a mission they wish to accomplish. And also don't forget the $77M that George W put into the veteran's hospital funding already. Care to compare with your political mentors? Didn't think so, since they "LOATHE" the military.
"We owe it to the wounde
March 19, 2007 - 00:56 ET by joe conservative"We owe it to the wounded troops and
their families to be sure they get the
very best reatmnent possible..."
-- Prez AWOL
idiot
March 19, 2007 - 02:08 ET by old croidiot
Bush has been in office 6 goi
March 19, 2007 - 00:59 ET by joe conservativeBush has been in office 6 going on 7 years. To attempt to blame the deplorable conditions at Walter Reed on anyone but the Bush administration is ludicrous.
idiot squared
March 19, 2007 - 02:19 ET by old croidiot squared
Bush has been in office 6 goi
March 19, 2007 - 01:00 ET by joe conservativeBush has been in office 6 going on 7 years. To attempt to blame the deplorable conditions at Walter Reed on anyone but the Bush administration is ludicrous.
idiot cubed
March 19, 2007 - 02:20 ET by old croidiot cubed
Bush has been in office 6 goi
March 19, 2007 - 01:00 ET by joe conservativeBush has been in office 6 going on 7 years. To attempt to blame the deplorable conditions at Walter Reed on anyone but the Bush administration is ludicrous.
I just hope that once the Dem
March 19, 2007 - 01:10 ET by joe conservativeI just hope that once the Democratic majority in Congress start really pulling the sheets off of the bed; the American people will find out who was in bed with who. Privatization in the Bush administration means only one thing; another no bid contract that was fast tracked through the VPs office.
You'd have to ask your boy So
March 19, 2007 - 02:26 ET by Sua Sponte 75You'd have to ask your boy Soros about that since as of 12/31/06, Soros owned 1,999,450 shares, more than 2% of his total portfolio, making it one of the largest investments by Soros Fund Management over the past year. As for the VP, well you can read the facts for yourself, but only if you want the truth (http://www.factcheck.org/article261.html)
The only thing the (D) majority has been able to pull off is the true nature of their inability to accomplish anything. Where is all the sunshine and candy they promised?
"You're either part of the solution or part of the problem"
Imbicile.This republic will n
March 19, 2007 - 12:13 ET by Dave ROops. Again.
punk
March 19, 2007 - 02:20 ET by old cropunk
wanker
March 19, 2007 - 11:54 ET by Tim the Enchanterwanker
Twit "There are two t
March 19, 2007 - 11:59 ET by MightyMouthTwit
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
Imbicile.This republic will n
March 19, 2007 - 12:10 ET by Dave ROops.
Imbicile.This republic will n
March 19, 2007 - 12:19 ET by Dave RImbicile.
This republic will not survive the continued neglect of its people.- Neal Boortz.
No, we do not think Hillary's
March 19, 2007 - 00:48 ET by ucNo, we do not think Hillary's past has been scrutinized appropriately yet for her current ambitions. Past study of Hillary has been done to qualify her for First Lady post, yes, and also maybe for the cherry picked Senate seat her predecessor in New York practically gave her. A Study of Hillary towards interpreting her past still should be done for your peoples so they can best and fully judge her past behaviors now with thoughts of skills she could/should need if she were ever to over come her past and become President. Senator Hillary don't you think such would be fair since it is much much more responsibility you are asking for?