Weekend Captionfest II


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Pedestrians walk past the main entrance to the Washington Post, Wednesday, Feb. 28, 2007, in Washington.

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MCMLXXXIV

Another day begins at minitruth.  It is doubleplusgood.

"HAV3 TH3 BRIDG3S OF INSANITY B33N CROSS3D AND FOR3V3R R3TRACT3D???."  - Meshuggah, "3ntrapm3nt", from Catch Thirty Thr33 (2005)

The propoganda division of

The propoganda division of Al Quada at the opening of business, Wed, Feb 28

captionfest

After years of printed propaganda, the WaPo, declaring a victory for the 5th amendment, was finally reduced to removing it's newspaper vending machine from it's headquarters front doors, in order that it not incriminate itself.

News Alert!: The terrorists o

News Alert!: The terrorists of the Capitalist dissenting party, were once again foiled from making thier terrorists attacks, from the bombs in thier briefcases, against the new Capitol,  .

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.

Just Walk on By......Wait on

Just Walk on By......Wait on the Corner

Earl Van Dyke? You remember E

Earl Van Dyke? You remember Earl...that's spooky! That's one of my favorite oldies.

mandrake...Sure I do!Oldies b

mandrake...

Sure I do!

Oldies but Goodies are my favorites, have been since I can remember, always will be!

" Massive layoffs at th

" Massive layoffs at the Washington Post after President Gingrich is sworn in"

"Rupert Murdoch expresses interest in purchase" 

t"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.

Abbey Road Album, where is ??

Abbey Road Album, where is ???? 

Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark. -- save my gun, shoot a liberal.

Dan...LOL!Good one!

Dan...

LOL!

Good one!

That was my first thought,

That was my first thought, LOL. Great minds think alike...

"...and here, ladies a

"...and here, ladies and gentlemen, if you look to your right, used to be known as a headquarters of what used to be called a "newspaper". That was before the government imposed lumber and wood industry collapse that converted all paper products for the manufacturing of new homes for what was now foolishly known as "illegal aliens" ".

Middle-class workers, who cou

Middle-class workers, who couldn't afford to buy carbon offsets, walk to work, passing the recently shuttered Washington Post building, also a victim of the inconvenient truth that only rich liberals are allowed free choice of energy usage plans.

(Dude in the middle) "Wo

(Dude in the middle) "Wow ... the stronghold of Satan ... not much to look at."

This one is too easy... "A

This one is too easy...

"ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER!!"

While Nevada demonstrates to

While Nevada demonstrates to the nation  that “Fox News” is an oxymoron, The Washington Post stands strong, providing real news to Americans.  Thank you Washington Post for revealing the creeping decrepitude that the Bush Administration has brought to our veteran’s health care at Walter Reed Hospital.  Support our troops, indeed.

Regards, Dave High

Such overwhelming, intense, p

Such overwhelming, intense, palpable FEAR of one little, lowly tiny news channel that MIGHT get a million viewers on a GOOD news day...

Pathetic, to say the least. 

"HAV3 TH3 BRIDG3S OF INSANITY B33N CROSS3D AND FOR3V3R R3TRACT3D???."  - Meshuggah, "3ntrapm3nt", from Catch Thirty Thr33 (2005)

Pedestrians walk past another

Pedestrians walk past another blighted building in the Nation's Capital!

This photograph is the poster

This photograph is the poster for the lost Beckett play, "Looking for Unbiased Reporting".

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

Psst! Buddy! Yeah, you!

Psst! Buddy! Yeah, you! Wanna be investigated?

"Is this place still open? I

"Is this place still open? I thought they turned it into a bowling alley."

Yeah you'd think so with all

Yeah you'd think so with all the pinheads who write the editorials.

"I thought Washington Post wa

"I thought Washington Post was a Sousa march. They named a building after a piece of music?"

"Journalists await the

"Journalists await the all clear signal from the CDC,  to return to work, after an extremely virulent strain of truth was detected inside the Washington Post"

 "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.

Echoing voice from loudspeake

Echoing voice from loudspeaker: " Move along citizens. Please maintain single file line, five steps apart. You in the tan pants, look away, eyes forward. Nothing to see here. Please continue to the main square for the people's victory party. And now the women, please."

"They left out the 'COM'

"They left out the 'COM' letters in front of the 'POST' letters."

Following massive circulation

Following massive circulation losses caused by an inability to report the truth and facts, the Post can now only afford to keep two low-wattage light bulbs on, 3 hours a day. Attempting a positive spin, today's headline reads "Post does its part to reduce Global Warming".

Yesterday, All the liberals

Yesterday, All the liberals just blew away. Oh I believe in Yesterday.

www.teddybearjesus.c...

WaPo

WaPo editors walking down the street to pick up white flags in the hope that El Qaeda will behead them last.

"On thier first day of w

"On thier first day of work at the Washington Post, new reporters  file past the integrity removal machine."

 "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.

Walter Reed

Thanks for exposing the shamefull conditions that are badly wounded men and women had to endure at Walter Reed.

yea, it only took them 76 ye

yea, it only took them 76 years, and a Republican president to do that.

 "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.

Blazer,Pow! Right in the kiss

Blazer,

Pow!

Right in the kisser!

bigtimer, the blatant b.s. fr

bigtimer, the blatant b.s. from the MSM never ceases to amaze me. Walter Reed hospital was never more than ten miles away from WAPO all these years , but yet they report on this fiasco like it was some remote obscure outpost, purposely hidden away from scrutiny.

Dont' get me wrong, it is a travesty, and very shamefull. But it is a travesty that was allowed to fester under  Democrat majorities, and Democrat presidents alike . They blow smoke up everyones rearends like this is new news.

These soldiers have sacrificed life, and limb, for a cause they believe in, and now the Liberals want them to sacrifice thier pride through capitulation. Despicable.

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.

Oh please Blaze,Anyone, and I

Oh please Blaze,

Anyone, and I mean anyone... can see that this is just another dem. ploy to hurt the President during a time of war, try to make more dissent with our military, let alone WaPo and the leftist party along with all the leftist media scheming for their typical agenda of power and they think they will bring a down-fall of this administration...I am sick and tired of it all....as I bet most people are that have a brain cell or two that work.

Of course we all care about the soldiers...all of us.

It is the leftists that are pretending too...they could give a rats rear less and everyone knows it.

With the exception of Lieberman. 

So, suddenly, you LIKE our mi

So, suddenly, you LIKE our military now?

"HAV3 TH3 BRIDG3S OF INSANITY B33N CROSS3D AND FOR3V3R R3TRACT3D???."  - Meshuggah, "3ntrapm3nt", from Catch Thirty Thr33 (2005)

if you can hear me son key your mic twice again

always and forever Unsane.

"he's BAAHHCKK."

Carp

Bin Laden's cave found

Bin Laden's cave finally located in Washiristan!

Now THAT'S a good one! L

Now THAT'S a good one!

Lee T.

U.S. Navy (ret.) / Hillsboro, Oregon

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life. Unless I buy something.

Just when will Scooter Libby

Just when will Scooter Libby deep throat?

Only in your dreams BA...

Only in your dreams BA...

He has nothing to tell this t

He has nothing to tell this thug Fitzgerald.  Richard Armitage has already confessed to exposing Plame, if she was ever exposed at all, and this has been confirmed by Novak, who made the disclosure public.

If, indeed, as you disingenuous liberals claim, the real purpose of this investigation was to ascertain the identity of the individual who "compromised national security" by exposing Valerie Plame, then that goal has been achieved.  On the other hand, if this is nothing more than a political witchhunt as most conservatives believe, then liberal interest in flipping Scooter Libby will be great.  Since liberal interest in flipping Scooter Libby is great and the 'special prosecutor' has declined to prosecute the self-confessed offender, the conservative thesis is proven and the liberal thesis is rejected by contradiction.  Therefore the Plame affdair is a poliical witchhunt.

You lead with your dick, son.  That makes your real intentions clear to anyone who cares to look.

I know not this "KFEV" of which you speak

but i's bak at last now1811 03030whateverThisPart.Sun.is8D

if you can hear me son key your mic twice

"."

humour, above is

"Abandon hope all yee wh

"Abandon hope all yee who enter here".

use guys

are friggin' slow...i'm the remote?...dig???

Carp

tag

ur dead

"Man, what stinks so bad

"Man, what stinks so badly?"

smell, that

smell, that

Handwritten Sign on door reads....

  No Public Washroom

Must buy one of our papers AND into our view of the world

I love religion.  It keeps most people from killing me and stealing my stuff.