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The website goosesteppingbush.org has been provided a detailed list of Girl Scout Troops throughout the Eastern Seaboard that have been kidnapped by George W. Bush and his evil puppet master Karl Rove. The Green smock clad young girls were further subjected to humiliation and fear when they were dropped off at Midnight Basketball games in the inner cities of America’s major cities governed by Democrats. The list of the victimized Girl Scouts are listed here. PARENTS – please do not read this list until you are properly notified by local authorities.
To add insult to injury, the President pocketed the cash without informing the First Lady of the increase in personal income, according to an anonymous Secret Service agent. This is a very sad turn of events, given the fact that Jenna Bush’s last pedicure was a little more than $60.
All calls to the White House have went unanswered.
More as we get it.
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Once again, our attempt to po
February 25, 2007 - 20:46 ET by Chicago RepublicanOnce again, our attempt to post the link of victimized Girl Scout Troops was thwarted by the axis of Rove/Libby/Wolfowitz. We will, again, try to link here.
Girl Scouts wear brown shirts
February 26, 2007 - 15:57 ET by j17ghsToday's Girl Scouts provide little more than a training camp for the next generation of brown-shirts, courtesy of Nazi feminists.
CHICAGO REPUBLICAN -- OXYMORON or just moron?
February 26, 2007 - 16:04 ET by j17ghsHow does your "Rove-Girl Scouts" affair compare to Clinton's national security advisor stealing top secret documents during a congressional investigation in to 9/11 (and getting only a slap on the wrist)? In your next post, please give me your personal account of how cold and deep Lake Michigan is.
J17, You are, most likely, ju
February 28, 2007 - 01:28 ET by Chicago RepublicanJ17, You are, most likely, just jealous that YOU couldn't stuff objects down Sandy Berger's pants.
The Clintons are of no worry to Thought Police, LOD and I. We all know that Bill Clinton was the godson of Mother Theresa. You don't know this because the Right Wing Rupert Murdoch Media has hid the truth from you.
"All calls to the Whit
February 26, 2007 - 16:12 ET by MightyMouth"All calls to the White House have went unanswered"
should be:".. have gone unanswered.."
Sorry for the correction, but a story this important must be reported with proper grammar.
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
Thank you for the edit, MM.**
February 26, 2007 - 17:53 ET by Chicago RepublicanThank you for the edit, MM.
EXTRA! EXTRA ! " News
February 28, 2007 - 15:18 ET by libertyordeathEXTRA! EXTRA ! " NewsBusters Jackasses Actually Believe that 9/11 Truth Movement Considers President Bush a Mastermind in Any Respect. " LOL! Keep reaching you f-ing sheep.
Libertyordeath....?Where did
February 28, 2007 - 15:22 ET by ww thumperWhat, are you just getting ho
February 28, 2007 - 15:23 ET by gfrrmanWhat, are you just getting home from grade school? Or are just hitting puberty and you are just angry. Geez...grow up!!
I will not be lectured about
February 28, 2007 - 15:45 ET by Chicago RepublicanI will not be lectured about being a jackass from a Boogereating Kook that thinks 9/11 was anything other than an attack on American soil by an Islamofascist paramilitary organization. Ground yourself in reality, kook, and then call me a jackass.
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Nice one, FSU.That's the loud
February 28, 2007 - 15:58 ET by BlondeNice one, FSU.
That's the loudest howl I've ever heard here. Congrats.
Sheesh, I wish I didn't have to go back to work.
I already did, because I alre
February 28, 2007 - 16:03 ET by libertyordeathI already did, because I already am. Look out! A 6' 6 muslim on dialysis is coming to get you from a cave! And he's handing out boxcutters! He is so powerful he can defeat our entire defense system! RUN!
If that's the best you can do
February 28, 2007 - 16:05 ET by Chicago RepublicanIf that's the best you can do, Death. That's a shitty response.
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Hope the dose of your own med
February 28, 2007 - 16:12 ET by libertyordeathHope the dose of your own medicine tastes like sh*t too. Guess to you "open society" doesn't include the government. Get real.
If you going to parody me, De
February 28, 2007 - 16:23 ET by Chicago RepublicanIf you going to parody me, Death, give me a "taste" of my own medicine, at least do a good job of it. I laugh at kook's with kooky theories like yours. You're the joke here.
Open society means a free press, and the freedom to put absolutely stupid garbage on a website like you do here without fear of reprisal from the government you suspect.
RUN FOR THE HILLS, Death, you live in a police state! I can see Bush's jackbooted goons heading up your driveway now!
You're the one that needs to get real, my friend.
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