Bush, Rove Hijack Good Humor Truck, Run Over School Children Buying Ice Cream

By Chicago Republican
February 19, 2007 - 18:04 ET

Bush, Rove Hijack Good Humor Truck, Run Over School Children Buying Ice Cream

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(h/t libertyordeath)

An anonymous White House source has given eyewitness testimony to the blogsite tinfoilbushwatch.org that George Bush and Karl Rove commandeered a Good Humor ice cream truck in the Washington DC Suburb of Alexandria this past summer, pushing a minority worker out of the truck, and chasing the young patrons down two neighborhood blocks upon seizing control of the vehicle. The source further claims that the theme song to “The Sting” continued to be played from the music box of the truck as the children were trampled.

“It was sick,” the anonymous source said. “Bush was laughing as the children screamed in horror. The music continued to play.” After the truck began its slaughter, Rove was seen rummaging through the inventory of the vehicle. Upon its recovery by Alexandria police, all the Screwballs, Pushups, and Klondike bars were said to be missing.

More as we get it.

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I tried to post a hyperlink t

February 19, 2007 - 18:08 ET by Chicago Republican

I tried to post a hyperlink to the final inventory list of the truck that tinfoilbushwatch.org got from the Alexandria PD, but of course, for some strange reason the edit bar of my post was missing.  No doubt the senior editors of NB were on the batphone (come, we all know it exists) with the White House when I was posting this.  No one is safe.

Well FSU,I must say the quali

February 19, 2007 - 18:26 ET by Blonde

Well FSU,

I must say the quality of the forum posts has improved since you've been posting.  Our favorite new crazy auntie wears the Garnet & Gold. 

But since you went to Florida State and all, I'm not in the least surprised that you're having some problems understanding the hyperlinks, toolbars, etc.  :)

See, Blonde, people on the ta

February 19, 2007 - 18:44 ET by Chicago Republican

See, Blonde, people on the take like you from the Bushies have nothing substantive to say about the post, and just attack my alma mater.  Read my post, the toolbar was gone! 

Chicago in the House surrounded by the Black Uniform Cops.

February 19, 2007 - 18:48 ET by acaiguana

Chicago in the House surrounded by the Black Uniform Cops.

Chicago:  "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVEEE..."

Cops:  "WE NEVER INTENDED TO."

ACA

...

Hillary Clinton says: "I want to take those profits."

LOL. Yuck, you made me la

February 19, 2007 - 18:53 ET by Eric Turner

LOL. Yuck, you made me laugh so hard I drooled on my keyboard.

or is that just old age?