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Diane Sawyer (R) talks to Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in an exclusive interview on "Good Morning America" in Tehran, February 12, 2007.
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Actual caption: Diane Sawyer (R) talks to Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in an exclusive interview on "Good Morning America" in Tehran, February 12, 2007.
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Yes Diane!
February 16, 2007 - 15:15 ET by saurusI find you very attractive lady - even though you not Muslim! maybe if you covered your face more with burka I'd find you more so, eh?
By the way ... you may call me "Ami" :)
Sawyer: Yes, Yes, Im glad y
February 17, 2007 - 01:45 ET by DontTreadOnMeSawyer: Yes, Yes, Im glad you like my Burka. What? Oh no, when I interviewed that KKK member I didnt feel the need to wear one of those silly white hats. Those people arent really crazy and violent, but being in your country, well, I just didnt want to get blown up by a car bomb.
You know what they say at my news station, we will only respect your religion if we are freaking scared sh*tless by it. Now can I get you another cup of coffee sir?
So what level of treason is
February 17, 2007 - 18:11 ET by BritcomSo what level of treason is high enough to actualy hang somebody for? Cause I wonder if anybody even remembers that treason is the same as murdering one of our own soldiers in cold blood. Where is justice? Where is Gen. Patton when we need him?
This lighting fits exactly
February 16, 2007 - 15:29 ET by DyneThis lighting fits exactly what Sawyer wants to portray perfectly: Iran as a shining beacon of hope and America as the Dark Side.
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone." - Bill Cosby
Blonde hair blue eyed devil,
February 16, 2007 - 15:29 ET by upcountrywaterBlonde hair blue eyed devil, cover yourself, stop staring at my crotch.
Diane Sawyer (r) reading card
February 16, 2007 - 15:30 ET by FastEdDiane Sawyer (r) reading card that warns her NOT to ask pointed or embarassing questions, on pain of death. Obviously, she didn't need to be told, and is miffed at the suggestion.
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
"Now Corporal Klinger,
February 16, 2007 - 15:32 ET by Dave in Texas"Now Corporal Klinger, let me make sure I understand this. You're saying that no matter how many times you wore women's clothing, neither Colonel Blake nor Colonel Potter would give you a section 8?"
Awesome!
February 16, 2007 - 18:29 ET by sunandsteelAwesome!
Try to imagine Murrow or Seva
February 16, 2007 - 15:34 ET by CaringwhiteguyTry to imagine Murrow or Sevareid interviewing Hitler or Tojo in the spring of 1942. No doubt they'd be asking questions of the "up close and personal" variety, allowing Americans to see the "human side" of these folks FDR was demonizing . . . . . . "Tell us about your paintings Herr Fuhrer". . . . . "How ever did you get such a beautiful samuri sword"?
(Blushing...) Mahmoud... you
February 16, 2007 - 15:36 ET by truth_missile(Blushing...) Mahmoud... you really think I look like Hillary? You're just saying that...
"He was just so handso
February 16, 2007 - 15:42 ET by tnculp"He was just so handsome and nice. He even offered me a signed copy of the Diary of Anne Frank. His handwriting was just so neat. His aftershave was mezmerizing and the carpet was very soft!"
Hey baby...you look great wea
February 16, 2007 - 15:44 ET by the_red_stateHey baby...you look great wearing that bedsheet...wanna go for a camel ride and watch a beheading?
Get used to wearing that head
February 16, 2007 - 15:47 ET by kathleenirishGet used to wearing that head scarf, Bitch. You'll be stepping up to the burka next, once you've helped us complete the jihad. BTW, I like blondes....and if you'd like to live, I have a small proposition for you...
"He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere" -Ali ibn-Abi-Talib, 4th Islamic Caliph
For kathleenirish
February 18, 2007 - 23:01 ET by Unsanekathleen, you must be reading my mind. :-)
Great post!
"HAV3 TH3 BRIDG3S OF INSANITY B33N CROSS3D AND FOR3V3R R3TRACT3D???." - Meshuggah, "3ntrapm3nt", from Catch Thirty Thr33 (2005)
Sawyer: Let's talk about your
February 16, 2007 - 15:50 ET by Conservative in the ArtsSawyer: Let's talk about your softer side, how many tan jackets do you own?
Ahmi: I'm not telling. It could be I only have one, or I have several. It's just like your evil American woman, Ann Coulter. I will wear a different color jacket when I see Ann Coulter wearing something other than a black dress."
:Iran's President Mahmoud Ahm
February 16, 2007 - 15:54 ET by muh-oon:Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad clamps down on his own genitals in silent fury, straining to produce tears for all humanity while Diane Sawyer(R) feels her hardened journalist heart melt at the incredible display of compassion.
Sawyer
February 16, 2007 - 15:59 ET by pocomocoLet see now. According to the script, I ask you what kind of tree you would like to be, at which point I start to cry.
Do you think that will show you as the benevolent person we in the news media know you to be?
Mahmoud Ahmedinejad smiles
February 16, 2007 - 16:01 ET by motherbeltAny one find it peculiar that
February 16, 2007 - 16:02 ET by FishFace222Any one find it peculiar that after Diane Sawyer there is an "(R)". Usually used to indicate Republican. Are they trying to make it look like a Republican is getting chummy with a terrorist leader?
Not at all Fish. That's jus
February 16, 2007 - 16:08 ET by CaringwhiteguyNot at all Fish. That's just a little note to let us all know that Sawyer is seated in the right hand chair. It's for those of us who can't tell the difference between Mr. Slime (L) and Little Miss Perfect (R).
Thinking about this one a second.
February 16, 2007 - 21:56 ET by GregENot that anyone is saying she's republican. They're definitely not doing that. But there are subtle things done in media that are subtle enough that liberals don't see it as such, deny it as bunk, no one questions it, and if anyone does, that person is "really digging" or is a conspiracy theorist.
But subtle, subliminal, seemingly innocent things are placed into the mind in lots of venues. Company advertising does it. Is this case of it, in an ideological sense? I don't know, and can't, but don't rule it out. Republicans were once blue states. Red denotes anger, harshness. During the time of the change, the Soviet Union was very much in everyone's mind. Communist red. Red China, etc, etc. Why else would the color be changed to give the Democrats blue on maps where they were red? Color was simply a legend to denote contrast. So what good reason is there to change it? Subtle things are done, seemingly nothing, but their quantity adds up. But, seriously, if anyone knows the explained reason for the red/blue change, I'd be interested in it being posted.
As for the captioning, when something is captioned with depiction of left or right, to denote where someone is in a photo, aren't the actual words "left" and "right" used more often than not? I think they are. Maybe I'm wrong. I'll have to looking for some photos and see.
Just a thought.
Any one find it peculiar that
February 16, 2007 - 16:03 ET by FishFace222DP
Forgive me, Mahmoud, but I t
February 16, 2007 - 16:05 ET by HumanEventsForgive me, Mahmoud, but I think I have to do the rest of the interview looking away from you. Cuz when I look right at you it is so breathtaking and I sit here in utter awe of you. And that makes it hard for me to think about the questions I want to ask. All I am able to do looking at your charming, handsome face is just sigh.
Back in school I always dated
February 16, 2007 - 16:11 ET by Tony SBack in school I always dated the bad boys, and my tastes haven't changed at all!
Eagerly responding “Yes!”
February 16, 2007 - 16:20 ET by JPR1Eagerly responding “Yes!”, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad misunderstands Diane Sawyers offer to “Go one-on-one” after their interview. Ms Sawyer was later told there were no basketball courts at the palace and she had better make the little guy happy or things would get nasty. Officials with ABC declined to elaborate on subsequent events, but an unnamed eyewitness did report Sawyer, wearing what appeared to be drapery, hurriedly climbing into a waiting SUV.
I just love the rugs your inm
February 16, 2007 - 16:32 ET by Chris NormanI just adore the rugs your inmates - er - people weave. They'd go so well in my fashionable Manhattan co-op. Can I buy some to take home ? (eyelashes batting)
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
- Arabian Proverb
AmenToJihad: Ooooooh, I thi
February 16, 2007 - 16:33 ET by FishFace222AmenToJihad: Ooooooh, I think I'm going to wet myself.
President Ahmadinejad covers
February 16, 2007 - 16:35 ET by BurgherPresident Ahmadinejad covers a stiffy after an arousing conversation with a dhimi propagandist
President Ahmadinejad covers
February 16, 2007 - 16:35 ET by BurgherPresident Ahmadinejad covers a stiffy after an arousing conversation with a dhimi propagandist
Diane: "President Tom, I
February 16, 2007 - 16:45 ET by Roger the ShrubberDiane: "President Tom, I am here because America wanted me to ask you the type of hard-news questions the US media has become famous for. You are in the middle of a maelstrom of death, destruction, manipulation, scandal, and unrest. I have two questions for you:
1. If you were a tree, which tree would it be? and, 2. Boxers or briefs?"
Roger,Did he play his sax for
February 16, 2007 - 16:50 ET by Chris NormanRoger,
Did he play his sax for her or is that punishable by death in the Swingin' Islamic Republic of Iran?
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
- Arabian Proverb
That is a good question, Chri
February 16, 2007 - 17:03 ET by Roger the ShrubberThat is a good question, Chris. I am 100% in favor of killing all saxophonists.
I did hear that the two enjoyed some nice pita crackers and hummus while the Iranian Tourism Bureau performed a live stoning for Ms. Sawyer.... :p
LOL. I'm in favor of killing
February 16, 2007 - 17:12 ET by Chris NormanLOL. I'm in favor of killing all despots who are reported as "secretly being jazz lovers" and those who report it - well - I'll think of some kind of severe punishment for them. A live stoning? I suppose Ms. Sawyer would report that as a charming old Iranian custom...:)
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
- Arabian Proverb
I didn't catch the "secr
February 16, 2007 - 17:20 ET by Roger the ShrubberI didn't catch the "secretly being jazz lovers" reference in your first post. I get it now, Chris! There's nothing worse than closet jazz lovers!!!!!
and so cliche...The dogs bark
February 16, 2007 - 17:31 ET by Chris Normanand so cliche...
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
- Arabian Proverb
NOOOOOO!!!! You don't mean Li
February 16, 2007 - 19:40 ET by FastEdNOOOOOO!!!! You don't mean Lisa Simpson too????
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
Roger,I don't know why my nam
February 16, 2007 - 19:49 ET by roscoe swackhammerRoger,
I don't know why my name keeps getting associated with "hater", implying that roscoe swackhammer is an alias of hater. I'm convinced that you didn't actually read what I wrote. Otherwise, you would know there is no association. You claim i've been a menber for 14 weeks when I've been lurking, and occasionally posting, for 50 weeks. My latest post was on the subject of censorship, what it is and what it is not. Please stop associating me with people who happen to log on near the same time I do. I am in cahoots with no one.
Don't ignore the obvious just because you're the only one who sees it.
O-kay. Whatever you say.
February 16, 2007 - 21:36 ET by Roger the ShrubberO-kay. Whatever you say.
Mahmoud: "Oh, come, co
February 16, 2007 - 16:54 ET by winston smithMahmoud: "Oh, come, come now Diane, you blonde, wrist exposed she-devil you! Admit it, you want me. Please--- let me take you to my palace for just one evening and I will be your little Persian perversion, I will whisper farsi love tales to your ears and we'll drink lambs blood together. I have a large collection of camel hair ropes and we could..........."
Diane: "Uh, Mr. Ahmadinejad --- just what do you think you're doing with those hands!!!??"
sycophant
February 16, 2007 - 17:57 ET by CatherwoodOh, great president...if you'll let me scratch your hemorroids, I'll let you cry on my shoulder.
Sawyer: "We're here today ta
February 16, 2007 - 18:27 ET by JerrySawyer: "We're here today talking with Mr. Ima Dena Jad, president and founder of "E-ran", one of the hottest new "E" companies on the global market. Mr. Jad, could you tell us a little about your innovative company?"
Jad: "Yes, of course. As the name implies, we deliver e-mail, instant messages, etc..... by foot. You call us, we come and pick up your message, and we deliver. As the name implies, we run, so it is very fast delivery. Also very Green.. environmentally friendly, so to speak."
Sawyer: "That's such a marvelous idea, and right in line with concepts championed by Almost-Former-President, Al Gore. I understand that you only employ family members, and you have an interesting title for your delivery personnel."
Jad: "Yes, most people would think we would just call ourselves "E-ran-ians", but since we are all Jads, we prefer the title, "Jad-i knights". We are still searching for a Yoda looking figure for our commercials, since Helen Thomas rejected the role. By the way, I find you very attractive for an infidel, what are you doing after the show?"
Sawyer: "Sorry Jad-i. I think you'll be calling up your good buddy, Hand Solo again tonight."
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Sawyer: Touching Mr. Presiden
February 16, 2007 - 19:00 ET by muh-oonSawyer: Touching Mr. President.
Ahmadinejad: What do you mean, you mean it is touching that I cry a lot?
Sawyer: No, I mean you are touching yourself on camera. Were gonna have to do that take again. Can somebody yell cut!!
do they really have Happy M
February 16, 2007 - 19:36 ET by tblotdo they really have Happy Meals
Caption
February 16, 2007 - 21:58 ET by GregEThank you for wearing the headscarf. That's one step in the right direction. You will be that much ahead of all other American women when we bring Sharia law to a theater near you.
Greg,"Much Ahead"Re
February 16, 2007 - 22:03 ET by BlondeGreg,
"Much Ahead"
Reminds me of the old grape joke from the first grade. LOL!
Lib Sawyer: Mr Dictator, can
February 16, 2007 - 22:14 ET by NeoConfirmedLib Sawyer: Mr Dictator, can I go outside without being raped?
Mr Dictator: Just try it, bitch!
Diane Sawyer tries out the ne
February 17, 2007 - 03:05 ET by old croDiane Sawyer tries out the new "Charlie McMadinejad" talking puppet in show prep for her interview.
Explaining Diane Sawyer is re
February 17, 2007 - 11:01 ET by jonathanandersonExplaining Diane Sawyer is real simple :
Proverbs 28:4
They that forsake the law praise the wicked : but such as keep the law contend with them.
Isaiah 5:20 and 23
(20) Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!
(23) Which justify the wicked for reward, and take away the righteousness of the righteous from him!
West Meets East!! Giant evi
February 17, 2007 - 13:46 ET by KalihiwaiBeachWest Meets East!! Giant evil Amazon from West, possibly related to Merlin, peers down at obviously frightened innocent hobbit from the the Little Shire of Iran.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: How come
February 17, 2007 - 16:48 ET by Dave HighMahmoud Ahmadinejad: How come you get all of those bright, shiny lights focused on you an all I've got is this embarrassing erection?
Regards, Dave High
Yeah...
February 17, 2007 - 17:27 ET by Guy Arthur Thomas"I voted for Kerry too and it is amazing how easy it is to vote illegally with people like you paving the way Ms. Sawyer. Are all liberals in America as stupid as you?"
If you claim to be a conservative, please don't disgrace yourself and conservatism by thinking and arguing like a liberal. Go Rudy!
"Bush can't win in Iraq,
February 17, 2007 - 17:46 ET by"Bush can't win in Iraq, Afghanistan and cant find my friend BinLaden, polls are way down so he starts another war. Then he has movie company make propaganda movies like "300 Spartans" to make us Persians look weak and he thinks american military is like the Greek Spartans! Of course Bush is chicken hawk and was too afraid to fight..He thinks he can take over middle east for oil like he did when he played risk at Yale instead of studying. His Rich daddy paid off professors so he could play games, cheerlead and cheat at rugby. What you doin after interview?"
neocon logic:"Person A makes claim X There is something objectionable about Person A Therefore claim X is false '
LOL!!! Thx for making my day,
February 17, 2007 - 17:59 ET by Roger the ShrubberLOL!!! Thx for making my day, Wombat!
I can almost see all the Libs who come here cringe, knowing that a truly-retarded douchbag like you is one of their flag bearers.
March on, little trooper! March on!
HMM, the normal brainwashed l
February 17, 2007 - 18:05 ET byHMM, the normal brainwashed lunatics continue to prove my comment below is right. They will support Bush as much as the nazis continued to support Hitler while he hid out in his bunker. This site continues to crack me up and make my day!
neocon logic:"Person A makes claim X There is something objectionable about Person A Therefore claim X is false '
"The Senate, on behalf of the American people, must make it clear to the commander in chief that he no longer has a rubber stamp in Iraq," said Majority Leader Harry Reid (news, bio, voting record), D-Nev., in the final moments before the vote."
Who said anything about suppo
February 17, 2007 - 18:35 ET by Roger the ShrubberWho said anything about supporting Bush? All I am doing is calling you a retarded douchebag. Which you are.
A retarded douchebag who does not know his history. Do a little research before coming here and making you look ever more like an ass. I will help you out: Thermopylae. Start there.
..."I voted for the war befor
February 18, 2007 - 00:40 ET by gfrrman..."I voted for the war before I voted against it"...as it was politically expedient to to do so.
Btw, nice originality using the nazi reference..never heard that before
Captionfest
February 17, 2007 - 19:32 ET by coug_fan"Gandalf Sawyer here with President Bilbo Ahmadinejad. Tell me, Bilbo, how have the other Hobbits of the Shire reacted to your plan to nuke the Riverfolk?"
Sawyer: I have come here to
February 17, 2007 - 21:49 ET by Free StinkerSawyer: I have come here to betray my country, but you already knew that, didn't you?
I'm cute, clean and articul
February 18, 2007 - 23:10 ET by Dee BunkI'm cute, clean and articulate - do you think I could win the nomination for Democratic party? They don't care about platform or record do they?