Former vice-president Al Gore stops briefly to speak with reporters as he enters Taco Bell Arena at Boise State University in Boise, Idaho, Monday, Jan. 22, 2007. Gore was in town to speak about global warming. (AP Photo/Troy Maben)
" I was walking over to this great Arena from the loading area, after the wonderful lunch we all enjoyed together, and I put my hands up toward the sky to block the sunlight. Now, look, luuuoook at my palms. See that. That's carbon, the co2 in our atmosphere. This is the global warming issue we have to deal with, before it too late.
I'm in a bind, guys. I came here prepared to talk about global warming but the sign outside says I'm here to talk about GW. Now I have wing it about Bush!
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Former Vice President & Nobel Peace Prize Nominee Al Gore responding to an uninvited reporter's comments regarding the historically low temperatures in Idaho this Winter. The offending reporter was swiftly removed, to the applause of all in attendance.
I've been saying Obama was clean for years - he's the cleanest one I know and I'm sure had my father known a black man could be as clean as Obama, he would have voted for the 1964 Civil Rights bill.
Probably more like "Ooooooklahoma, where the-" since I wouldn't expect Gore to be someone who would show an active belief in God enough to sing a hymn relating to His Son's birth. But then again, did Gore get the Oklahoma electoral vote in 2000?
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone." - Bill Cosby
The last time Oklahoma voted for a democrat was in 1964 when LBJ ran. In 2000 Oklahoma was one of the strongest Bush states.
But I still think he may have been singing that song. Kinda looks like. He could only dream he was as genuine and pleasant as the people in Oklahoma are.
"Watch me one more time and see if you can figure it out.....nuttin' up this sleeve and nuttin' up this sleeve. Now I'm going to draw a conclusion out of thin air! ....therefore Global Warming is a fact!"
Don Vito Algorleone: "How did tings ever get so far? All of ya's know me here. When did I ever refuse to accept defeat? Except one time, and why? I believe dis global warming bizness is going to destroy us in de years ta come. But, let me say dat I swear, on the souls of former Clinton Administration officials, that I will not be de one to break the peace we have made here tuday, especially if you's who disagree wit me would shut up."
Aftah ah receive my nobel peace prahz, I will become the fahst Pope of the U.N. sanctioned Unahversalist Envirahmentalist chauch. You may kiss mah ring.
Was it Bill's, Hillary's, or Al's idea, to run their womens rights all around the world (SD&R&R just for americans?) foreign policy in so many sandy and desert regions with a Sandy Bugger/Burgler/Burgers americano as National Security thought to be politically correct (in constitutional sense) point person?
and, Hillary how wants this to be not also about Gore policy that would loudly lead America to cut income flow and jobs in same region, and also somehow not to be about Saddam and his now judicated past but still some Bush conspiracy just to put more money in their pockets. Only makes sense if you think so exclusively as a Hillary hot toddee (?) or well like Kerry, Gore, Dean especially, etcetera...,and, your choice here_____________. Why is it the complaints Liberals throw at Bush stick so much better to their now so well documented and recorded Liberal/limited stands?
Al Gore is in town to introduce Taco Bell's latest food offerings, the Extra Cheesy Gore-Dita, the Hot and Spicy Bean Bore-ito (better known as the HAS-Bean Bore-ito), and in honor of Al's tireless work in the fight against Global Warming, the Mucho Grande Enganar*.
*Enganar is Spanish for hoax.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
I want ya'll to know.. there's gonna be plenty of ice cubes to go around.. yeah, so all ya'll can just relax. Bubba Gore's cubes will not let you down, I'm TELLIN' ya!
Hat tip to Travis Bickle (Robert Dinero - Taxi Driver)
"I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much
abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups
each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad
food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total
organization. Every muscle must be tight."
or....
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the
hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one
here. Who the f**k do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK. [Draws his gun]
Liberals just can't play fair. They know that a lot of the general public are not scientists. They know that most people will not invalidate global warming with real facts because most people do not have time! Al Gore can say just about anything and he knows it. They did the same thing prior to the elections of 2006 with Michael J. Fox. They know that a lot of people liked Michael J. Fox from T.V in the 80's so regardless of what the policy is, the arrogant liberal KNOWS that a lot of hard working folk have no time to study the B.S. they are trying to pass.
"And then it occured to me- I'd forgotten my lock box in the oval office- The press kept saying that George was now president, so I had to have Sandy Burger sneak it out for me."
Those are mostly pretty funny comments on here about Al Bore, but I just gotta say it, they gotta have some kind of world crisis to dedicate themselves to in order to be viable. "Global Warming" is natural. Just look at the history of the earth. It is scientific research that shows the ozone layer receeding and then closing back over the centuries.
Lenin used Darwin to rally the troops in the Soviet schools. Now we have him reincarnated, so to speak, in all this blather about the destruction of our holy planet by the demon exhaust pipe. But, hey! Al's got a good book deal and a gimmick and former vice presidents have got to make a living somehow.
"If I don't win the Nobel Peace Prize, I will demand a recount regardless of who wins, and I don't see why absentee votes from scientists should be included in that recount if Limbaugh were to win based on those ballots"
"You know, I had to do something to get noticed. So, you know, I made up this global-warming story, you know, so I could scare the pants off everybody and get the attention I need. I always wanted to see Dennis Kucinich with his pants off."
"I realize that almost a third of this country was brainwashed by the white house thieves. It will take a long to deprogram. Remember how Galileo had to deal with the pope and the neomentalists of the time!"
neocon logic:"Person A makes claim X There is something objectionable about Person A Therefore claim X is false '
Geez, it was 21 degrees this morning. Just wait till Global Warming kicks in! I think I'm going to shop around for some beachfront property while I'm here.
"Slap me some skin, home boys. Reverend Al is in the house to rain down some fire and brimstone from my pulpit in the church of the Wholly Global Warning. We will pray to the goddess mother earth and beg forgiveness for our fossil fuelish sins which have caused her to run a fever. Can I get an Awomen anybody?"
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Algor: "Aaarrgg! Fire bad! Fire bad! Warm globe! Fire bad!"
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
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"Look.. I don't HAVE any
February 2, 2007 - 16:10 ET by Six String Spiff"Look.. I don't HAVE any proof of global warming, okay?!
Sure, I watch the MSM... Through a pair of crosshairs.
captionfest
February 3, 2007 - 14:30 ET by SportPolitics" I was walking over to this great Arena from the loading area, after the wonderful lunch we all enjoyed together, and I put my hands up toward the sky to block the sunlight. Now, look, luuuoook at my palms. See that. That's carbon, the co2 in our atmosphere. This is the global warming issue we have to deal with, before it too late.
"The debate is over...
February 2, 2007 - 16:10 ET by ckc1227"The debate is over...Taco Bell is responsible for global warming. My Nobel Peace prize nomination proves I know what I'm talking about."
Liberalism is the philosophy of the stupid.
it's the methane
February 2, 2007 - 16:30 ET by Gary HallYou're right, it's all that methane gas created as a result of eating at Taco Bell!
Yes it's true, I used 4,000 g
February 2, 2007 - 16:14 ET by upcountrywaterYes it's true, I used 4,000 gallons of avation fuel to get here, so sue me!
Upcountrywater, I like your c
February 2, 2007 - 16:19 ET by Subsailor599Upcountrywater, I like your comment but let me expand on your comment if you don't mind...
"Yes, it's true, I used 4,000 gallons of avation fuel to get here, what does that have to do with global warming?"
I'm happy to lend you my co
February 2, 2007 - 18:30 ET by upcountrywaterI'm happy to lend you my comments ; Subsailor599
Just wait till I TAX you 17,000 gallons of avation gas, to pick up my Nobel Oscar in Sweeeden for Economics.
I'm in a bind, guys. I came h
February 2, 2007 - 16:15 ET by Mica the MagnificentI'm in a bind, guys. I came here prepared to talk about global warming but the sign outside says I'm here to talk about GW. Now I have wing it about Bush!
votes
February 2, 2007 - 16:24 ET by JungusI am glad to see that Florida is not involved in the voting, however I am still trying to see if they are using butterfly ballots.
I'm Full!!
February 2, 2007 - 16:25 ET by Conservative VoiceI'm Full!!
.. of it!When asked if he w
February 2, 2007 - 17:35 ET by Jerry.. of it!
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
"You misquoted me back t
February 2, 2007 - 16:27 ET by RunningBeer"You misquoted me back then. What I MEANT was... the world will end in 10 years, starrrrrrrttttttiiiiinnnng..... NOW."
"A Nobel Peace Prize?
February 2, 2007 - 16:31 ET by MassConservative"A Nobel Peace Prize? Are you kidding me? I just don't get how you guys cannot see through the charade this whole Global warming thing is !!"
Whoa... now just you wait a
February 2, 2007 - 16:32 ET by bigtimerWhoa... now just you wait a minute there Ms. Reporter-ette...
I had absolutely nothing to do with getting nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize...I don't give a fig what Bill Clinton says!
Sorry to hear he is such a spoiled sport!
"Yes, I know. I'm just
February 2, 2007 - 16:36 ET by Gordy"Yes, I know. I'm just saying..."
Former Vice President & Nobel Peace Prize Nominee Al Gore responding to an uninvited reporter's comments regarding the historically low temperatures in Idaho this Winter. The offending reporter was swiftly removed, to the applause of all in attendance.
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February 2, 2007 - 19:06 ET by JnobleI know you're kidding, but I would not be suprised if that really happened. How Stalin-esque.
I've been saying Obama was cl
February 2, 2007 - 16:47 ET by truth_missileI've been saying Obama was clean for years - he's the cleanest one I know and I'm sure had my father known a black man could be as clean as Obama, he would have voted for the 1964 Civil Rights bill.
"Why are you asking me
February 2, 2007 - 16:48 ET by Dyne"Why are you asking me? Since when have I ever been trusted to know what I'm talking about?"
Another great potential candidate for this fest would be the picture of Gore in this thread.
Dyne... LOL!...Good one! He i
February 2, 2007 - 17:12 ET by bigtimerDyne... LOL!...Good one!
He is either attempting to prove the sun is shrinking big-time....
.... or singing Oh Holy Night!
Probably more like "Oo
February 2, 2007 - 17:29 ET by DyneProbably more like "Ooooooklahoma, where the-" since I wouldn't expect Gore to be someone who would show an active belief in God enough to sing a hymn relating to His Son's birth. But then again, did Gore get the Oklahoma electoral vote in 2000?
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone." - Bill Cosby
Oklahoma voted Bush in 2000.
February 3, 2007 - 08:34 ET by Eric TurnerThe last time Oklahoma voted for a democrat was in 1964 when LBJ ran. In 2000 Oklahoma was one of the strongest Bush states.
But I still think he may have been singing that song. Kinda looks like. He could only dream he was as genuine and pleasant as the people in Oklahoma are.
"Watch me one more time
February 2, 2007 - 16:56 ET by Ruths husband Ben"Watch me one more time and see if you can figure it out.....nuttin' up this sleeve and nuttin' up this sleeve. Now I'm going to draw a conclusion out of thin air! ....therefore Global Warming is a fact!"
and nuttin..
February 2, 2007 - 17:05 ET by misterbilland nuttin..between these two ears!
"Don't ask me, I thought
February 2, 2007 - 16:58 ET by Ruths husband Ben"Don't ask me, I thought we were 'Democrats' too!"
Don Vito Algorleone: "
February 2, 2007 - 17:00 ET by mattmDon Vito Algorleone: "How did tings ever get so far? All of ya's know me here. When did I ever refuse to accept defeat? Except one time, and why? I believe dis global warming bizness is going to destroy us in de years ta come. But, let me say dat I swear, on the souls of former Clinton Administration officials, that I will not be de one to break the peace we have made here tuday, especially if you's who disagree wit me would shut up."
Caption
February 2, 2007 - 17:00 ET by JJV...And so/the time is now/I'm on that lost/and lonesome highway..
....I've paid may dues....and did it myyyyyyyyyyy wayyyyyyyyyy.
HELP, I need somebody,HELP, n
February 2, 2007 - 17:05 ET by Prester JohnHELP, I need somebody,
HELP, not just anybody,
HELP, I need somebody,
HELELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
Your Holiness
February 2, 2007 - 17:05 ET by BurgherAftah ah receive my nobel peace prahz, I will become the fahst Pope of the U.N. sanctioned Unahversalist Envirahmentalist chauch. You may kiss mah ring.
Gore-gasms...
February 2, 2007 - 17:18 ET by DocFarmerGore
February 2, 2007 - 17:19 ET by PeterD"Hey, soon Biden won't have anything to worry about. If global warming keeps this pace, soon Obama won't be clean anymore..."
"Yeah the chair in the o
February 2, 2007 - 17:20 ET by Semperright"Yeah the chair in the oval office needs to be about this wide if Hillary wins"
No Soup For You
Algore . . . . . . "Ju
February 2, 2007 - 18:00 ET by CaringwhiteguyAlgore . . . . . . "Just a tiny bit bigger than the one I was measured for in November 2000. And wouldn't about 6 taco grandes taste good right now?"
"Where's manbearpig?&quo
February 2, 2007 - 17:23 ET by Semperright"Where's manbearpig?"
No Soup For You
Was it Bill's, Hillary's, or
February 2, 2007 - 17:25 ET by ucWas it Bill's, Hillary's, or Al's idea, to run their womens rights all around the world (SD&R&R just for americans?) foreign policy in so many sandy and desert regions with a Sandy Bugger/Burgler/Burgers americano as National Security thought to be politically correct (in constitutional sense) point person?
and, Hillary how wants this to be not also about Gore policy that would loudly lead America to cut income flow and jobs in same region, and also somehow not to be about Saddam and his now judicated past but still some Bush conspiracy just to put more money in their pockets. Only makes sense if you think so exclusively as a Hillary hot toddee (?) or well like Kerry, Gore, Dean especially, etcetera...,and, your choice here_____________. Why is it the complaints Liberals throw at Bush stick so much better to their now so well documented and recorded Liberal/limited stands?
Al Gore is in town to intro
February 2, 2007 - 17:31 ET by JerryAl Gore is in town to introduce Taco Bell's latest food offerings, the Extra Cheesy Gore-Dita, the Hot and Spicy Bean Bore-ito (better known as the HAS-Bean Bore-ito), and in honor of Al's tireless work in the fight against Global Warming, the Mucho Grande Enganar*.
*Enganar is Spanish for hoax.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
I want ya'll to know.. ther
February 2, 2007 - 17:38 ET by rimskyI want ya'll to know.. there's gonna be plenty of ice cubes to go around.. yeah, so all ya'll can just relax. Bubba Gore's cubes will not let you down, I'm TELLIN' ya!
That is a false statement! I
February 2, 2007 - 17:38 ET by bassndudeThat is a false statement! I do to have half a brain!
Save a SeAL, club a liberal!!
We got trouble
February 2, 2007 - 17:47 ET by nkviking75I say, we got trouble
Right here in River City
That starts with "T" and that rhymes with "G" and that stands for "Global Warming!"
(Hey, I'm not a musician. I'm the guy who was once the next President of the United States!)
"Tipper and I both simpy
February 2, 2007 - 17:56 ET by Roger the Shrubber"Tipper and I both simpy ADORE Prince! We listen to him all the time!"
"Whaddayamean I look lik
February 2, 2007 - 18:59 ET by Stonefingers"Whaddayamean I look like Rodney Dangerfield's twin brother? That's the problem around here...I don't get no respect..."
"What is this 'Nobel P
February 2, 2007 - 19:02 ET by balboa"What is this 'Nobel Peace Prize' you speak of?"
"What's to debate anymor
February 2, 2007 - 19:06 ET by HumanEvents"What's to debate anymore? We now have a consensus on global warming. And I think most people would agree with me on that."
caption
February 2, 2007 - 19:10 ET by pbthinkerHey, don't ask me. I don't write this stuff.
Honestly fellas, I just found
February 2, 2007 - 19:41 ET by Jerry MackHonestly fellas, I just found out that Hillary is not one of the guys.
Hat tip to Travis Bickle (R
February 2, 2007 - 19:47 ET by bobthemanHat tip to Travis Bickle (Robert Dinero - Taxi Driver)
"I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much
abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups
each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad
food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total
organization. Every muscle must be tight."
or....
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the
hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one
here. Who the f**k do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK. [Draws his gun]
P-A-T-A-T-O-E"Hey, I jus
February 2, 2007 - 21:46 ET by Conservative in the ArtsP-A-T-A-T-O-E
"Hey, I just invented the thing, I don't run it or anything."
(shortly after Gore misspelled patato, every web dictonary magically changed overnight to include the old english spelling as also a correct usage.)
"Yeah, well has Rush Lim
February 2, 2007 - 22:36 ET by Amiable Dunce"Yeah, well has Rush Limbaugh saved any polar bears from drowning? Didn't think so."
UNFAIR
February 2, 2007 - 23:16 ET by mostlymoderateLiberals just can't play fair. They know that a lot of the general public are not scientists. They know that most people will not invalidate global warming with real facts because most people do not have time! Al Gore can say just about anything and he knows it. They did the same thing prior to the elections of 2006 with Michael J. Fox. They know that a lot of people liked Michael J. Fox from T.V in the 80's so regardless of what the policy is, the arrogant liberal KNOWS that a lot of hard working folk have no time to study the B.S. they are trying to pass.
"Are you saying I invent
February 2, 2007 - 23:24 ET by hose"Are you saying I invented Global Warming ? Well I invented the internet, and it's real! Look how it took off! "
Remember, environmentalists are like watermelons...green on the outside, but red on the inside! And who's cleaning up from Kyoto? China!
The..reas.on..I..didn't carrrry..Tennessee...
February 2, 2007 - 23:56 ET by acaiguanaThe..reas.on..I..didn't carrrry..Tennessee...is because I didn't emphaaasize... my sem.i.s.ter at Divini.ty school.
Sincerely,
Al Gore
:-)
ACA
...
Hillary Clinton says: "I want to take those profits."
I just can't find it, guys. I
February 3, 2007 - 03:02 ET by Warner Todd HustonI just can't find it, guys. I lost my beard. Have any of you seen it around here?
"And then it occured to
February 3, 2007 - 03:48 ET by Nazareth"And then it occured to me- I'd forgotten my lock box in the oval office- The press kept saying that George was now president, so I had to have Sandy Burger sneak it out for me."
http://sacredscoop.com
Front Man
February 3, 2007 - 09:05 ET by Mr. TerryThose are mostly pretty funny comments on here about Al Bore, but I just gotta say it, they gotta have some kind of world crisis to dedicate themselves to in order to be viable. "Global Warming" is natural. Just look at the history of the earth. It is scientific research that shows the ozone layer receeding and then closing back over the centuries.
Lenin used Darwin to rally the troops in the Soviet schools. Now we have him reincarnated, so to speak, in all this blather about the destruction of our holy planet by the demon exhaust pipe. But, hey! Al's got a good book deal and a gimmick and former vice presidents have got to make a living somehow.
Whatdya mean Rush is nominated for the Nobel too
February 3, 2007 - 09:19 ET by blackrain4xmas"If I don't win the Nobel Peace Prize, I will demand a recount regardless of who wins, and I don't see why absentee votes from scientists should be included in that recount if Limbaugh were to win based on those ballots"
penis envy
February 3, 2007 - 10:46 ET by Catherwood"You know, I had to do something to get noticed. So, you know, I made up this global-warming story, you know, so I could scare the pants off everybody and get the attention I need. I always wanted to see Dennis Kucinich with his pants off."
I swear to tell the Truth********
February 3, 2007 - 12:35 ET by goldfakeNo, really the fish I caught was this big
yes ...
February 3, 2007 - 15:03 ET by Dave Pierre"Yes, I know it's -1 degree in Chicago today, but I'm here to speak about global warming."
I can confirm that. I left
February 3, 2007 - 18:21 ET by Chicago RepublicanI can confirm that. I left my beer in the back of the SUV last night. It still hasn't thawed, dammit. I'll have another bottle of water I guess.
"One more recount, I'd b
February 3, 2007 - 15:17 ET by Dad Gummit"One more recount, I'd be president, and there would be no GW!"
"A wise man's heart inclines him toward the right, but a fool's heart toward the left"- Ecclesiastes 10:2
Carbon Neutral
February 3, 2007 - 16:40 ET by P.J. GladnickMy mind? Carbon neutral.
"I realize that almost a
February 3, 2007 - 18:16 ET by"I realize that almost a third of this country was brainwashed by the white house thieves. It will take a long to deprogram. Remember how Galileo had to deal with the pope and the neomentalists of the time!"
neocon logic:"Person A makes claim X There is something objectionable about Person A Therefore claim X is false '
Hey Joe Biden, quit copying
February 3, 2007 - 19:48 ET by Roger the ShrubberHey Joe Biden, quit copying my posts. You are not funny, and having a twit like you ripping off my material makes me look bad. Dumbass.
"Hey, what can I tell
February 3, 2007 - 18:29 ET by motherbelt"Hey, what can I tell ya? It was the damn Supreme Court!"
Geez, it was 21 degrees this
February 3, 2007 - 19:31 ET by tpmintxGeez, it was 21 degrees this morning. Just wait till Global Warming kicks in! I think I'm going to shop around for some beachfront property while I'm here.
*Sigh* 21 degrees
February 3, 2007 - 19:52 ET by nkviking75Here in Iowa if it was 21, we'd be looking for our bathing suits.
OK, maybe not.
"It's not my fault. Bush
February 3, 2007 - 19:54 ET by"It's not my fault. Bush stole the election!"
neocon logic:"Person A makes claim X There is something objectionable about Person A Therefore claim X is false '
Hey guys; if I was president,
February 3, 2007 - 21:23 ET by tpmintxHey guys; if I was president, this global warming thing would not be happening, and Christopher Reeves would still be alive.
"Slap me some skin, ho
February 3, 2007 - 22:11 ET by Jerry"Slap me some skin, home boys. Reverend Al is in the house to rain down some fire and brimstone from my pulpit in the church of the Wholly Global Warning. We will pray to the goddess mother earth and beg forgiveness for our fossil fuelish sins which have caused her to run a fever. Can I get an Awomen anybody?"
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Reporter: "It's alive
February 3, 2007 - 22:28 ET by JerryReporter: "It's alive, it's ALIVE!!"
Algor: "Aaarrgg! Fire bad! Fire bad! Warm globe! Fire bad!"
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).