Weekend Captionfest II


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Former U.S. President Bill Clinton (R) speaks with reporters in the Senate Press Gallery as he takes his seat to watch his wife, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY), being sworn in for her second term on the first day of the 110th Congress at the U.S. Capitol in Washington January 4, 2007. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst (UNITED STATES)

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Bill Clinton: "As I've t

Bill Clinton: "As I've told you time and again, the answer is 'briefs'".....

Nowhere to Run....Nowhere To Hide.....

Not a caption -I'm tellin ya,

Not a caption -I'm tellin ya, this puke must have made a deal with Satan- look at how those ladies are all googley eyed over him- it's unreal that people can totally excuse his crimes, his infidelity and whatever else and still act like school-girls in the presence of elvis.

Caption: Ted I'm tellin ya, it was the funniest thing Evah. I gave Hillary an atomic wedgie right onstage in front of all those third graders, and they got to laughing so hard they were blowing snot bubbles out their wee little noses.

Then, just when you thought it couldn't get any funnier, after Hill finally yanked the undies out her butt, she says in a Pee Wee voice "I meant ot do that". The kids were rollin, and the teacher was laughing so hard that she sounded like one of them there dog thingies in Africa- what do ya call em again? Hernias? Well you know what I mean.

Anyway- as I was standing there waiting for the laughing to stop- when in walks non other than Nancy Pelosi herself. I ran over to her and before she knew what hit her, I gave her a weggie too. I yanked so hard her feet lifted right off the ground. You could hear the BVD's rip loud and clear- sounded like she cut a big old fart. The kids went mental.  I'll tell ya Ted, that there is a darn good time- I don't care who you are. So anyways, what was the question again? Somethin about raisin taxes was it?

http://sacredscoop.com

Clintoon

Hmmmmm......... thoughts by the redhead

"There IS snow on top, but I wonder if slick Willie still has any fire in the furnace. Nah, probably not or he would have already cornered the blonde over here".

Clinton: "Heck, Hilar

Clinton: "Heck, Hilary should be serving her second prison term by now, and here she is getting ready to serve her second Senate term. Ain't liberalism great!"

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Clinton: "I'm here fo

Clinton: "I'm here for Hilary's swearing in, which is unusual, cause she's usually the one doing the swearing, like the time when she found out about the blue dress.. "

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Clinton: "Any of you

Clinton: "Any of you reporterette babes happen to be an intern? No? How about thongs. Anybody wearing a thong? No? Come on, somebody's gotta be wearing their kneepads. No kneepads? Well if not a BJ, how about some MJ? Anybody got some good weed? I don't inhale, but I have been known to puff on a joint or two. No? Dang, this place just ain't what it used to be."

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Caption: Bill Clinton inter

Caption: Bill Clinton interviews eager candidates who wish to give him his presidential de-briefing.

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Caption:   What Americans n

Caption:   What Americans need to understand is that ... every single day of the year, our government goes into the market and borrows money from other countries to finance Iraq, Afghanistan, Katrina, and our tax cuts. We have never done this before. Never in the history of our republic have we ever financed a conflict, military conflict, by borrowing money from somewhere else. 9/20/2005

....everybody KNOWS I'm a per

....everybody KNOWS I'm a perjurin' LIAR!!!!!! HE-HE(finger pointed)

"We believe he has, in f

"We believe he has, in fact, reconstituted nuclear weapons"  President DICK Cheney

Hatred in unhealthy doses

It is fairly clear that the one emotion that governs joe's existence is extreme, overwhelming, passionate (and quite blind) hatred.  If I had as much hatred contained within me as he does, the water in all the plumbing in this state would instantaneously turn to vinegar.

How do you live and breathe with that much hatred?

Anyways, what do you supposed was to become of the yellowcake uranium?  Glow-in-the-dark lights? 

"HAV3 TH3 BRIDG3S OF INSANITY B33N CROSS3D AND FOR3V3R R3TRACT3D???"  - Meshuggah, "3ntrapm3nt", from Catch Thirty Thr33 (2005)

Prez AWOL lies have directly

Prez AWOL lies have directly cost the lives of over a half million civilions in Iraq.   You can bet a vast majority of the victims were nonterrorist.  But I bet that fact doesn't piss you off.  Perhaps the cost of this war will reaching a half trillion dollars in couple of months might warm up your black heart.

GFYA This is what a steamin

GFYA

Hey scumbag. When are you going to stop lying? Youi can't even bring yourself to honor one of the bravest men in America. In fact the hate spews out of your vile mouth at all time. Must be a socialisturd.

This is what a steaming pile of camel dung who calls himself joeconservative called Col. George 'Bud' Day, Congressional Medal of Honor winner, and America's highest decorated living veteran..

He is a LIAR and scumbag and
Submitted by joe conservative on January 5, 2007 - 20:48.

He is a LIAR and scumbag and needs to be bitch slapped.

Proud member of the all-powerful and vast militarist/industrialist/capitalist/zionist-bagelist complex

Guilt by association.  If yo

Guilt by association.  If you hang out with the KKK you are a bigot.   Hang out with the Swift Boaters you are a liar and a scumbag.  Have a nice day.

"Nancy get off my God Dam back"........Ronald Reagan

So by that logic, Robert Byrd

So by that logic, Robert Byrd is nothing more than a bigot and for that matter the entire Democratic party since the KKK was originally contrived by southern democrats after the Civil War, assuming your belief about the Swift Boaters is correct.

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"Perpetual itching without benefit of scratching to the enemies of America." - July 4th toast during the Revolution

Holy crap, Hater/Fates/Barrac

Holy crap, Hater/Fates/Barracus. That was a stupid post, even by your standards. And, believe me, you've posted some seriously stupid sh*t.

Nice a nice day, Sparky.

Joe Shmoe...Only one problem

Joe Shmoe...

Only one problem with your statement... the swift boaters told the truth!

Ct...Only one problem with th

Ct...

Only one problem with that....He can't handle the truth.

"If we ever forget that we are a Nation Under God....then we will be a Nation Gone Under."  Ronald Reagan

His posts prove your point qu

His posts prove your point quite well.

I envision Jack Nicleson &quo

I envision Jack Nicleson "The truth, You cant handle the truth" now that was a great scene.

Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark. -- save my gun, shoot a liberal.

You know that sound of a bug

You know that sound of a bug flying around your ear? Every time Rube comes on, that is the sound I hear….  

America is best described by one word, freedom... Dwight D. Eisenhower

Hey Joe CON, maybe if terr

Hey Joe CON, maybe if terrorists were fetuses, you libs would support the war.

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Boy have I had a brutal day,

Boy have I had a brutal day, performing abortions all day long after church. But the really bad news is some of the fetus where actually white.

"Nancy get off my God dam back".........Ronald Reagan

joe,You are a sick puppy litt

joe,

You are a sick puppy little one...very very sick.

Run, don't walk to get immediate help.

You also remind me of yellerdawg, JC, and little jimmy all rolled into one big hater.

"If we ever forget that we are a Nation Under God....then we will be a Nation Gone Under."  Ronald Reagan

BT...He just does that to ril

BT...

He just does that to rile you, like a little bully in a playground.

FIve little points

1) No one can verify that fact, but that won't stop you from being a parrot of the Left.  Whatever can get the government to spoon-feed and change you daily.

2) The cost of this war doesn't concern me; the federal government is here to defend, NOT coddle, its citizenry.

3) Violence is historically proven to solve LOTS and LOTS of problems.  Violence just solved a problem called Saddam Hussein last week.

4) Why, thank you for acknowledging my heart is in fact made of 100% pure obsidian. 

5) You are a hate filled spoiled brat who knows absolutely nothing about what it means to defend your freedom.  It is people like you that fill me with the belief that the United States MUST lose an entire city before people wake the hell up to what is going on.  I'd much rather have the terrorists die on the streets of Baghdad at the hands of our finest, rather than have the terrorists kill a few hundred civilians ill-equipped to face them in Boston.

"HAV3 TH3 BRIDG3S OF INSANITY B33N CROSS3D AND FOR3V3R R3TRACT3D???."  - Meshuggah, "3ntrapm3nt", from Catch Thirty Thr33 (2005)

Let me address you rambling p

Let me address you rambling post.

1. Conservatives are too pampered to serve in war. Limbaugh Gingrich Prez Prez AWOL Dick Cheney. Plus they don’t want to raise taxes to pay for it or care for our retuning soldiers. Do you possess any sense of sacrifice.

2. Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11 and more important had NO WMDs

3. The events in Iraq have proven the execution of Saddam Hussein last week has made things worse.

4. You must have big heart since you never employ your brain.

5. See point 2.

Funny how the overwhelming v

Funny how the overwhelming vast majority of military personnel are conservative, yet Hater/Fates/Barracus somehow thinks that Convervatives are too "pampered" to fight.  What a dumbass.

FACT:   Blue blood conserva

FACT:   Blue blood conservatives don't fight in wars.   Nuff said

Joe Kerry

Joe Kerry ~

What about your sainted cousin, John F'ing?  Blue blood idiot, yes?

Nuff said? you just gave your

Nuff said? you just gave yourself away, Hater.

oh come on Roger......it real

oh come on Roger......it really took you this long to discover that?

I smelled his stench long time ago

There are more blue-blood l

There are more blue-blood liberals than there are blue-blood conservatives ... Rockefeller family, Kennedy family, John F... Kerry, come to mind immediately.

I'll give you another fact: A larger percentage of the U.S. military have Associates degrees, Bachelor's degrees, and higher, than the percentage of the U.S. civilian population.

A substantial percentage of those currently fighting in Iraq took large pay cuts to go over there from previous jobs to fight in this war. Unlike what Charlie Rangel, John Kerry, and CNN would like you to believe the military is not full of idiots without prospects or hope.

Every single person in the U.S. military VOLUNTEERED to be there. Any person in the military who claims they "didn't know what they were getting into" didn't try to find out what they were getting into.

LNTHOMP         U.S. Navy (ret.)

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life. Unless I buy something.

Once more you are factully in

Once more you are factully incorrect.

I can name literally dozens of blue blood conservatives who served.  George H W Bush comes to mind.  Most of the others you have never heard of.  That may be because most of the prominent blue-bloods these days are not conservatives.  They are people like John Kerry.  Most real blue-bloods aren't wealthy and are not in politics, hence they are not prominent.

Last:  I take your insult quite personally.  I am one of these blue bloods you sneer at.  We, the men at least, are ALL veterans.   If you ever deliver this insult to my face I hope for your sake that you are man enough to back it up.

Let's see you named 3 conservatives that didn't serve.

Let's see you named 3 conservatives that didn't serve.

Dig up about 100 others to match Willie Jeff Clintoon.  Then I'll think you have a point, other than "I hate Bush."  Isn't it boring to be stuck on stupid?

ACA

...

Acaiguana says:  "Which city is next?"

Ingratitude, hatred, vomit

More vomit from Joe.

1) I certainly wasn't too pampered to serve in the military.

2) Iraq never sponsored terrorism?  Maybe you can explain why Abu Nidal was fond dead in Baghdad as U.S. forces approached.  And you fail (intentionally) to explain the yellowcake uranium and what the "inert" chemical munitions were doing there, and why I know plenty of people who still don chemical gear anytime they deal with expended Iraqi munitions.

3) Your point #3 proves you love Leftist dictators more than democratically elected politicians

4) Speak for yourself.

5) Government does NOT exist to spoil, coddle, pamper, change, and spoon-feed joe daily.  It IS here to defend your freedom to vomit on blogs and to show the world just how big an ingrate you are.

"HAV3 TH3 BRIDG3S OF INSANITY B33N CROSS3D AND FOR3V3R R3TRACT3D???."  - Meshuggah, "3ntrapm3nt", from Catch Thirty Thr33 (2005)

President Bush has not been d

President Bush has not been demonstrated to have told any lies as President.  This is in sharp contrast to the subject of today's photograph, who was declared to have committed perjury while in office by a Federal Judge.

You remain facually incorrect.

You must be joking. How do yo

You must be joking. How do you eat and drink while spending the whole day with your head stuck in the ground. As the Godfather of the Bush adminstration Hermann Goering  once said "Naturally, the common people don't want war ... but after all it is the leaders of a country who determine the policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in every country." Remind anyone of anything in recent US history?

Ooooo, Godwin's Law!

Ooooo, Godwin's Law!

joe kerry ~BDS is a serious d

joe kerry ~

BDS is a serious disease....and requires bed rest and multiple doses of psychotropic medications.

Good luck.

What does this non-sequitur f

What does this non-sequitur from Hermann Goering have to do with the relative truthfulness of Bush and Clinton? 

The factually challenged like you spend great effort labeling Bush a liar without proofs, yet we have Clinton found to be a liar after a legal examination of proof.

Non-sequitur.  My point.  You lose.

It appears

John Kerry is directly responsible for millions killed by the Communists, in the Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia area. Nobody knows how many MIA/POWs deaths he is directly responsible for, because he destroyed the records.
I doubt if anyone has calculated the number of deaths the Sanindinists caused in Central America because John Kerry supported them instead of supporting his own country. Who could possibly figure out how many good Iraqis have died, because terrorists have been told, day after day, just hold on, we'll get the Democrats back in power and then all terrorists will be safe.

"new joe conservative Says:
January 7, 2007 - 04:24
Prez AWOL lies have directly cost the lives of over a half million civilions in Iraq."

The people directly responsible for the very high numbers of civilian non terrorist deaths are Muslim terrorists.
The people most responsible for these deaths are the Leftist Terrorist supporters in the United States. The Iraq war would have ended the day Saddam lost his hold on the Iraq government except for
the constant support for the terrorists by American leftist terrorist supporters.

The Islamo-terrorists can nev

The Islamo-terrorists can never defeat the U.S.

They are relying on their friends and allies on the left to do that for them.

Proud member of the all-powerful and vast militarist/industrialist/capitalist/zionist-bagelist complex

I did enjoy the middle part o

I did enjoy the middle part of post.  You are learning

pagar...Thank you for that pe

pagar...

Thank you for that perfect historic post.

You hit all the nails on their heads...and sunk them into their places with one whack!

Mission Accomplished!

"If we ever forget that we are a Nation Under God....then we will be a Nation Gone Under."  Ronald Reagan

I think you mean "indi

I think you mean "indirectly." Unless you're saying that he personally executed those people. It would be quite a feat to be directly responsible for that many deaths in a war. I think that honor rests with, if anyone, LBJ, Nixon and McNamara.

Michael Moore = Ann Coulter = Rosie O'Donnell = Sean Hannity. Idiocy is not partisan.

"I don't believe anyone

"I don't believe anyone that I know in the administration ever said that Iraq had nuclear weapons."
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, at a hearing of the Senate's appropriations subcommittee on defense, May 14, 2003

GFYA This is what a steamin

GFYA

Liar. You exult in the blood and deaths of American military.

This is what a steaming pile of camel dung who calls himself joeconservative called Col. George 'Bud' Day, Congressional Medal of Honor winner, and America's highest decorated living veteran..

He is a LIAR and scumbag and
Submitted by joe conservative on January 5, 2007 - 20:48.

He is a LIAR and scumbag and needs to be bitch slapped.

Proud member of the all-powerful and vast militarist/industrialist/capitalist/zionist-bagelist complex

Yea, I might have gone over t

Yea, I might have gone over the deep end.   He only lies half the time, but is still a scumbag in my book.   Hope this helps. 

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZAmerica is best

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

America is best described by one word, freedom... Dwight D. Eisenhower

joe conserv.. nukes in Iraq?

joe conserv.. nukes in Iraq?

To my record, the only person of signifance who actually ever stated for the public record that Iraq actually had nuclear weapons was Sen. Carl Levin, and he did it in Nov. of 2005.

'Hardball with Chris Matthews' Nov. 7, 2005 - Senator Carl Levin (D) of Michigan, a member of the Intelligence Committee

 - look there was plenty of evidence that Saddam had nuclear weapons, by the way.  That is not in dispute.  There is plenty of evidence of that.

Of course, Chris Matthews was quick to ignore the comment and move on to other attacks on the Bush administration.

State your source  or provid

State your source  or provide the whole comment.  And not the one you have taken out of context please Hannity Jr.

Back to the woodshed...

That's rich...coming from you

That's rich...coming from you.

Who was asked to provide a link on ONE topic SIX times last night.

Sauce for the goose time, little gander.

That is cute by half joeblow

That is cute by half joeblow...what audacity you think you have.

I am still waiting for you to send the link that I requested patiently from you Friday night...SIX TIMES...even balboa asked and that is going pretty far with patience from us here.

Evil Hypocrite.

"If we ever forget that we are a Nation Under God....then we will be a Nation Gone Under."  Ronald Reagan

Thank god Ronnie taugh strong

Thank god Ronnie taugh strong moral values to Patty Reagan, his hot daughter.  Did you see her pics in Playboy.

deleted double post .... sorr

deleted double post .... sorry.

So am I going out of bounds 

So am I going out of bounds by saying that Ms Reagan was also the official boy toy of the Eagles during the eighties. 

So what?

So what?

Conservatives don't know this

Conservatives don't know this fact.  Well the Gipper and dragon lady never took poor Patty to church, because they didn't go themselfs.   The only values taught in Reagan household  was the value of the almighty dollar. 

A bad thing?

"The only values ever taught...was the value of the almighty dollar."

Why, this is being said as if this is a BAD thing!

joe, I am confused.  I know you are the walking definition of hatred and that you wish to have all conservatives shot, but can you explain this?

"HAV3 TH3 BRIDG3S OF INSANITY B33N CROSS3D AND FOR3V3R R3TRACT3D???."  - Meshuggah, "3ntrapm3nt", from Catch Thirty Thr33 (2005)

His son seems to refute that

His son seems to refute that statement. 

Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark. -- save my gun, shoot a liberal.

Man, your obsession with Patt

Man, your obsession with Patty Reagan seems rather unhealthy. Perhaps you should stick with someone more your speed. Like Cameron Manheim.

I must admit the charcter of

I must admit the charcter of Ms Reagan rises far above that of the Bush twits, the offical Girls Gone Wild of the White House.  

Jealousy

Sounds like someone is a little jealous.  And very bitter.

 "HAV3 TH3 BRIDG3S OF INSANITY B33N CROSS3D AND FOR3V3R R3TRACT3D???."  - Meshuggah, "3ntrapm3nt", from Catch Thirty Thr33 (2005)

And that is relevant, how?Nic

And that is relevant, how?

Nice C & P job, there joe kerry.

TRY to stay on topic, troll.

Oh my poor insipid little ha

Oh my poor insipid little haterful one....

"If we ever forget that we are a Nation Under God....then we will be a Nation Gone Under."  Ronald Reagan

Were you asking a question or

Were you asking a question or making a statement? Or are you typing with one hand again?

Rog,You never weighed in on w

Rog,

You never weighed in on which haterette this one is....

...he's hater blonde...close

...he's hater blonde...close cousin of little jimmy. Two peas in a pod.

Same' ol' same ol'.

*edit*

 I meant that I saw somewhere that Rog said he thinks it is hater...I still think it may be little jimmy, but like I said above, two of a kind, they used to post here at the same time in a land far away, not a lick of difference much between the two, they both blog on Stern's site along with the rest of the trolls that sneak in here...lol!

"If we ever forget that we are a Nation Under God....then we will be a Nation Gone Under."  Ronald Reagan

Aye, it's Hater.

Aye, it's Hater.

GFYA This is what a steamin

GFYA

This lunatic despises the US military and the CIA. Everything he says is an insult to the brave and honorable servicemen and women fighting in Iraq.

This is what a steaming pile of camel dung who calls himself joeconservative called Col. George 'Bud' Day, Congressional Medal of Honor winner, and America's highest decorated living veteran..

He is a LIAR and scumbag and
Submitted by joe conservative on January 5, 2007 - 20:48.

He is a LIAR and scumbag and needs to be bitch slapped.

Proud member of the all-powerful and vast militarist/industrialist/capitalist/zionist-bagelist complex

I think the bigger question i

I think the bigger question is....    which Haterette is Joe Retard ? Any takers?

Rambles incoherently like Hayesy, hates the government like FatesWebb, but is not as cute and cuddly as Hater himself...

I think it's BA (Bad Aptitude

I think it's BA (Bad Aptitude) Barracus

As I asked him two nights ago

As I asked him two nights ago Rog, (which as far as I know he never replied, as usual when it comes to replies with this guy, it was about getting proof about Malkin with a link, which he never provided after six attempts from me)) if he was Little Jimmy, that is who he reminds me of, a close cousin of haters....good ol' St. James, thats my take.

"If we ever forget that we are a Nation Under God....then we will be a Nation Gone Under."  Ronald Reagan

I have once again been proven

I have once again been proven right, the story of the phony AP fabrication story is dead.   It time for Malkin and the basement bloggers to admit we are losing Iraq. 

The AP fabrication story is

The AP fabrication story is not dead; the only thing good for the AP is they finally have a possible real person as the identified source.

Captain Jamil Hussein remains the only source for a number of AP stories, and AP and other have been unable to verify the stories so far with secondary sources or family members.

LNTHOMP previously posting as LEENT. U.S. Navy (ret.)

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life. Unless I buy something.

Fox News Mr Hume claims that

Fox News Mr Hume claims that the AP has been "vindicated".   Its time for basement bloggers to move on to the next smear.  How about we are winning the war in Iraq or that its no longer a civil war.

Thought you libs hated "

Thought you libs hated "faux" news.

So how come you cite it as vindication?

Lib logic FAILS again.

I love Fox News.  Move over

I love Fox News.  Move over Daily Show, the No Spin Zone is clearly the funnest show on TV.  Bill can really put on an amusing tirade with the best of them.

More sauce for your cooked go

More sauce for your cooked goose, there, little gander.

If AP has been 'vindicated' t

If AP has been 'vindicated' then it is now considered good journalistic practice to report stories told by sources which cannot be independently verified.  This is rumor mongering at best and when those 'sources' are planting stories for the other side, it is propaganda.   AP has no journalistic standards.  Hume's statement calls into question journalistic standardas across the industry.

joe kerry ~ BDS is a serio

joe kerry ~

BDS is a serious disease....and requires bed rest and multiple doses of psychotropic medications.

Good luck.

Losing

We're losing Iraq?  Please identify a single battle or tactical engagement we have lost there.  Just one. 

Your hatred and psychotic delusions are blinding you.  I think my quotation below applies to you quite well.

"HAV3 TH3 BRIDG3S OF INSANITY B33N CROSS3D AND FOR3V3R R3TRACT3D???"  - Meshuggah, "3ntrapm3nt", from Catch Thirty Thr33 (2005)

My hatedar is pinging the 'h

My hatedar is pinging the 'hater.'

Proud member of the all-powerful and vast militarist/industrialist/capitalist/zionist-bagelist complex

Jack,Maybe hater finally did

Jack,

Maybe hater finally did go to college.

This one strikes me as uber-nasty, and writes a little bit better than hater ever did. 

This troll is altogether uglier than hater and the haterettes.  At least they were somewhat amusing at times, particularly when being busted.

Blonde, Maybe Mushroom Colleg

Blonde, Maybe Mushroom College.

They live in the dark, thrive on manure -- and pop up uninvited.

Proud member of the all-powerful and vast militarist/industrialist/capitalist/zionist-bagelist complex

'They live in the dark, thriv

'They live in the dark, thrive on manure -- and pop up uninvited.'

Jack you have me laughing so hard it isn't funny...wait a minute, it is!

Leave it to you...thanks, I needed that!

Perfect description by the way!

(He still reminds me of little jimmy...hehehee)

"If we ever forget that we are a Nation Under God....then we will be a Nation Gone Under."

  Ronald Reagan

Thanks BT -- but I cannot tel

Thanks BT -- but I cannot tell a lie, it's an old 'un revamped for the new Millennium.

Proud member of the all-powerful and vast militarist/industrialist/capitalist/zionist-bagelist complex

Old or new....still works fo

Old or new....still works for me!

Cheers!

"If we ever forget that we are a Nation Under God....then we will be a Nation Gone Under."  Ronald Reagan

GFYA This is what a steamin

GFYA

Don't believe a word of this liar. He hates American troops and wants to see them dead.

This is what a steaming pile of camel dung who calls himself joeconservative called Col. George 'Bud' Day, Congressional Medal of Honor winner, and America's highest decorated living veteran..

He is a LIAR and scumbag and
Submitted by joe conservative on January 5, 2007 - 20:48.

He is a LIAR and scumbag and needs to be bitch slapped.

Proud member of the all-powerful and vast militarist/industrialist/capitalist/zionist-bagelist complex

He fits the mold of clinton;

He fits the mold of clinton; liar.

Liberalism is a convenient lie.

Quote: What Americans

Quote: "What Americans need to understand is.."

Hey Joe CON, there's that pesky verb again. I guess your comment all depends on what the meaning of is is.

Of course we've never had a president who left the military in such sad, depeted shape that we've had to finance the reconstruction in order to protect our freedom and liberty. Well maybe Jimmy Carter. Carter and Clinton. Weakening our country like never before.

Not only did they weaken us, they strengthened our enemies. Carter gave the little pot-bellied dictator plutonium while Clinton gave communist China the ability to strike the U.S. with nuclear missles. Quite a legacy there Joe CON.

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).