What's up with the Quran

Okay you all. I have spent the past few days reading large chunks of the Quran and browsing websites from all different sources to try and understand it. I can't read the entire Quran in a couple days if I plan on remembering any of it because it's pretty long. But I have read right much.

First off, before I begin, I should openly say that I find the Quran a bit creepy and haven't enjoyed any parts I've read. So take all my commentary as such.

FYI Here's a link to an English translation (separated into Surahs) if you dare.