Torture question for the ladies...

Since I am a man and cannot determine this myself - what would you say is worse - waterboarding - or giving birth to a baby...?

And if having a baby is worse...then does it also qualify as torture? And if so does that mean hospitals around the world are involved in torture every day as a matter of policy - and have been for DECADES?!

And what about abortion - does this qualify as torturing a baby before it's sucked to death? Does that mean that abortion mills around the world not only promote torture - but profit handsomely as a result?!!

It's so great to begin clearing up these torture questions - thanks for any insights you can provide...

 TM