This shit is just getting stupid now, from both sides.

"If the man, with the power, can't keep it under control...some heads are gonna roll." -Judas Priest

El Rushbo had an interesting diatribe
February 11, 2009 - 13:00 ET by nwahs

Rush had an interesting rant today, and if you remove the players and hold to the logic, the implications are startling.

So lets agree not to use that left wing class warfare garbage and just look at what Rush was saying.

He believes someone ( say a corporation or low income family) should be able to use government assistance ( say TARP money or Aid to Dependent children) given for one purpose ( say to loosen up lending or feed and cloth children) for another purpose ( a jet or big screen tv).

He was asked to source his lie.

Display some honesty here, nwahs.
February 11, 2009 - 13:32 ET by Karma

Please provide the transcript that forms the basis of your post.

And refused. As usual, hiding behind he "I don't subscribe to Rush 24/7 so I don't have to back up my lies" routine.

Its todays show
February 11, 2009 - 13:40 ET by nwahs

I don't subscribe to his site, but if you know someone who does, I think he posts a transcript of his shows daily.

No, I didn't transcribe it. But I do challenge you to secure the transcript and show I am misrepresenting what he said.

Now let me be clear. Rush did not imply what is in the parenthesis. That is my example of following his logic using both the corporate class and the poverty class. The stuff outside of the parenthesis is and accurate assessment of what he was saying and his logic.

Ah. So nwahs make stuff up but yea, it accurate. Rush would have said it except for that court order he got to keep the kook nwahs away.

As stated in the first post
February 11, 2009 - 20:59 ET by nwahs

As I stated in the first post, Rush defended this use of government aid, reasoning it stimulated the economy, e.g., jets burn fuel, require caterers etc.

Yes, there is no search engine in looney land to source his looney rants. All transcripts in looney land are written in crayon and must be manually read to be sourced.

nwahs: Warmer winters aren't a sign of global warming. Colder winters are. Colder winters aren't a sign of global cooling.

In other news from bizarro land - boiling water causes it to freeze solid, fertilizing plants stunts their growth, leaving a plate full of bread crumbs on the floor discourages mice, & flushing your toilet causes more poop to enter your house.

Its a pandemic
December 8, 2008 - 02:37 ET by nwahs

Aids is a pandemic. 

pandemic : occurring over a wide geographic area and affecting an exceptionally high proportion of the population <pandemic malaria> 

Exceptionally high proportion. See that boys and girls?

Er yes it is
December 8, 2008 - 03:07 ET by nwahs

""Aids is a pandemic."  No, it's not. " 

Er, yes it is.

 Notice the title of the census document

http://www.census.go...

He was corrected. And then doubled down. That is the difference between lying and simply being wrong. According to his own source, AIDS has killed 20 million out of the entired world population of 6 billion.  Does .3% sound like an exceptionally high proportion?

And that leads us to this pandemic of an idiot quote.

No I'm saying Reeses monkeys propagated aids
December 8, 2008 - 01:40 ET by nwahs

No I'm saying Reeses monkeys propagated aids, not man. Man is a poor carrier of aids. Reeses monkeys were much more effective in spreading the virus.

Yea, man there is a lot of Reeses monkeys roaming the streets of America huh?

By the way, retard, it is rhesus monkey. Reese's is the name brand of Peanut Butter Cups which are the perfect combination of creamy peanut butter in a rich milk chocolate cup that no one can resist. And REESE'S PIECES candy is a creative way to enjoy the creamy taste of REESE'S peanut butter

Idiot. Liar.

Thats bad

March 19, 2009 - 22:02 ET by nwahs

 One time here , I posted asking if the the person I was replying to was retarded.  

K. nwahs can call anyone he wants retarded.

I just find it peculiar

December 5, 2008 - 10:18 ET by nwahs

I just find it it peculiar to use a derogatory image in order to adequately describe your child. I think MOST people would find that peculiar. I also find the use of special needs children in this thread, odd. Its almost like "The bar is so low my special needs child has hope to compete."

I dunno. My son had a learning disability and I would be eyebrow to eyebrow with anyone who used him in such a context.

Because I am not a troll

February 20, 2009 - 20:15 ET by nwahs

 I am a crybaby. I might disagree with you, I might annoy you, and I might use 20 posts just to whine. But I'm not a troll, I am a crybaby. I'm not going to bring something to the discussion, just leach off of  it. I will not attempt to add any information to the subject, and usually I will be wrong. But I give you my word its a dishonest attempt to hijack a thread ( if an opposing view), and not a troll, just a crybaby.

I'm Honored

April 21, 2009 - 23:54 ET by williams411/nwahs

Jeeze, an entire article on me and my coolness. I...I don't know what to say. I mean, I didn't have a speech written or anything. Well, first and foremost I would like to thank JWF...or as I like to call him "the navy coward"...for giving me this award. I know that his butt is still a little sore from the navy turning him into a coward, but I still got nothing but love for him. I would also like to thank rexdraconim for taking the time to critique every single sentence that I type, just to make sure that all of my posts are perfect...I don't know where I would be without ya, man. I'd also like to thank my parents for shaping me into the evil leftist I am today. I'd also like to thank my agent, manager and publicist. Oh, I almost forgot...I'd also like to thank faux news for giving me new material to work with everyday.

Oh wait. Retard got banned for crap like that last time.  

nwahs: 3:30 AM - Popeye is still thinking of nwahs... 11 AM - almost 8 hours later, and Popeye is thinking of nwahs...Could this be a man crush?

williams411/nwahs -

Working Towards Perfection

April 22, 2009 - 11:08 ET by williams411

I see that my awsomeness continues to be recognized by people and I only hope that it will continue to be recognized by future generations.

**Special Note**

Due to so many people sending me autograph requests and such, I am transfering all of my fan mail to a new email address. Don't worry though, I will get to all of your letters as soon as I can. Also, many have asked me how I got to be so awsome...so, I'm planning on writing a post describing how I got to be so awsome and how you can be as awsome as me. 

Hey retard. How come you and williams411 sound so much alike?

Aren't you overdue for a lie?

It has been 2 days now.

When interviewed about the origin of aids, Aids researcher and Nobel Prize winner, Doctor Shawn T. Nwahs says,  "Aids is a pandemic.  No, it's not.  No I'm saying Reeses monkeys propagated aids, not man. Man is a poor carrier of aids. Reeses monkeys were much more effective in spreading the virus."

The Reeses Monkey is one of the best known species of Old World Monkeys. Adult males measure approximately 53 centimeters on average and weigh an average of 7.7 kilograms. Females are smaller, approximately 47 centimeters on average.  The species is native to northern India, Bangladesh, Pakistan, Burma, Thailand, and some other areas.  

But Doctor Nwahs has a controversial theory. He says, "The Reeses Monkey is also the perfect combination of creamy peanut butter in a rich milk chocolate cup that no one can resist. It's cousin, The Reeses Pieces Monkey, is a creative way to enjoy the creamy taste of REESE'S peanut butter."

This factor may be the key to why the Reeses Monkey is much more effective in spreading the virus. "No one can resist," laments Nwahs. 

Reported by Mike76 for Associated Prostitutes. 

I think I know exactly what it means

September 17, 2009 - 12:12 ET by nwahs

You rather I call it racist - fine people who constantly feel a need to correct Obama and say he's half black are racist little pricks. Better?

Oops. The guy that uses gay smilies on every other post now includes slang that refers to male genitalia.

sure nwahs, whatever

September 17, 2009 - 12:36 ET by katainkent

though I think you'll catch some crap for not ***-ing out your p word.

katainkent saw it.

nwahs:And here we go again with words that have real and obscene meanings. Prick is an actual word that doesn't have to mean male parts. I meant insignificant sticky things (pricks).

Really? The winky smiley inappropriately gay lying troll thinks we will buy that does he?

HydrodynDM: Wow. A few days ago I told you that I figured you were here just to play devil's advocate. Now I'm wondering if you're basically just a pathological liar.

Nailed it HydrodynDM. Nailed it you did.

So if we say nwahs licks insignificant sticky things. That won't be an insult at all now will it? Oh look here come the inappropriate winks.

:-O  <<<<  Oh look, nwahs is waiting for an insignificant sticky thing.