Butt Kisser

     Chris Matthews, the host of MSNBC's Hardball, is so far to the left that he can't even "SEE" the middle.  I think if Matthews ever had an accidental conservative thought in that pea-sized brain of his, it would explode!  I'm not saying Chris Matthews is an idot, on the contrary, I think you have to be pretty slick to go on national television and fool your viewers (all ten of them) into thinking you're objective. 

     I think we should give Chris Matthews an award for being  "Butt Kisser of the Year" (Keith Olbermann was runner-up).  What could be a fitting prize for this illustrious  honor you might ask?  How about a tube of super glue so he can glue his lips permanantly to Obama's butt.  I'm sure this would make Matthews happy and it would serve the public interest as well, it would keep Matthew's mouth shut which would make everyone happy.   Oh No! Watch out Chris don't look into the camera, don't look into the cam...TOO LATE!